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Skweeky
07-26-2003, 03:34 PM
....you would want to do if you could change sexes for one day? ( besides having sex and masterbate ofcourse)


ok, if I could be a man for one day I'd want to pee my name in the snow. Ok, I can do that already with inventive things like the 'plastuit' (see image below), but I'd like to know how it would be to be able to do that with something flexible :lol:



Plastuit:

http://www.continuum.nl/artikelen/images/plastuit.gif

Lilmiss
07-26-2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 15:34



ok, if I could be a man for one day I'd want to pee my name in the snow.
this is gross, but i can pee into the plug hole in the shower......if i wanted that is.

anyhoo, what to to if i was a man, apart from beat myself over the head with a brick?
i would do the dishes and wash bed clothes.
that would freak everyone out. :D

Skweeky
07-26-2003, 03:40 PM
:huh: that's scary lilmiss.....

3rd gen noob
07-26-2003, 03:43 PM
an 'interesting' fact here:

the u.s. army has spent over 2 billion dollars in the last 15 years to research whether female soldiers can pee standing up

:P

Lilmiss
07-26-2003, 03:47 PM
you think its scary? imagine how the poor spiders feel! ;)
just one of my amazing talents. :P

tite-wad
07-26-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@26 July 2003 - 10:43
an 'interesting' fact here:

the u.s. army has spent over 2 billion dollars in the last 15 years to research whether female soldiers can pee standing up

:P
:blink: Has that "tidbit" been rolling round your brain for a while noob?

Or did you just now look it up? :unsure:

MetroStars
07-26-2003, 03:51 PM
If i where a girl for the day i would go watch sum soccer 2 see if it realy is as boring as u girls say it is....

tite-wad
07-26-2003, 03:56 PM
If I were a woman for a day... I would probably still be stuck sitting here in front of the computer. :unsure:


But I'd have something to do with my hands while I was reading. :P

MetroStars
07-26-2003, 04:00 PM
But I'd have something to do with my hands while I was reading.


Dirty Whoe....

3rd gen noob
07-26-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 16:48
:blink: Has that "tidbit" been rolling round your brain for a while noob?

Or did you just now look it up? :unsure:
was saving it for a special occasion
this one seemed fitting...:P

tite-wad
07-26-2003, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@26 July 2003 - 11:04
was saving it for a special occasion
this one seemed fitting...:P
Fitting indeed! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif

I was just surprised that someone from ... Canada right? ... would ever have heard such a thing about the US military. :blink:


:P Our military can certainly be goofy sometimes - eh?


Why in the world would a female soldier need to be able to do such a thing? Isn't that what the piss helmet (pith helmet) was designed for? :huh:

3rd gen noob
07-26-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 17:16
I was just surprised that someone from ... Canada right? ... would ever have heard such a thing about the US military. :blink:
i come from Scotland - land of Scots :P

and i have no idea why they wanted to do it. i seem to remember it was to cut down on building time for barracks, but not exactly sure...

Spindulik
07-26-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 08:34
...but I'd like to know how it would be to be able to do that with something flexible :lol:
Easy, when flexible.

Lilmiss
07-26-2003, 04:23 PM
so what youre saying is i could join the army and pee for a living?
cooool. :D

tite-wad
07-26-2003, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@26 July 2003 - 11:18
i come from Scotland - land of Scots :P

and i have no idea why they wanted to do it. i seem to remember it was to cut down on building time for barracks, but not exactly sure...
Sorry I got your homeland incorrect.

I don't know where I got the idea from - senility settling in I guess. :(



I don't doubt that you're explanation of their "reasoning" is correct... wouldn't surprise me a bit. Sounds just foolish enough of them to be right. :rolleyes:

tite-wad
07-26-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 11:23
so what youre saying is i could join the army and pee for a living?
cooool. :D
I thought you were already in an army, lilmiss.

Isn't that what it says just below your picture? :blink:

Lilmiss
07-26-2003, 04:32 PM
well yes, but i havent seen any wages yet. :D

the thing i would like about being a man is they have higher constitution levels....apparently. :rolleyes:

tite-wad
07-26-2003, 04:35 PM
Just a thought...
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFbut if Bender were a woman for a day...
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.GIFwould he need to change his name to Gender Bender? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/slut.gif

tite-wad
07-26-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 11:32
well yes, but i havent seen any wages yet.  :D
:huh: WAGES???

I thought you were paid in red sauce!!! :P

Loomis
07-26-2003, 04:40 PM
Just a thought...
but if Bender were a woman for a day...
would he need to change his name to Gender Bender?

*Groans*


;)

Lilmiss
07-26-2003, 04:42 PM
give over? red sauce?
im in it for the chocolate. :D

gender bender - lol
i'd be lilmister, suppose thats not a good name for a bloke. ;)

monkfi5h
07-26-2003, 04:43 PM
Everyone has completely gone off topic here...

If i were a woman for a day i would do as the woman in the prodigy video did

Lilmiss
07-26-2003, 04:46 PM
what?
get drunk, be lewd, fight and puke?
you have to be a girl to do that? :blink:

3rd gen noob
07-26-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 17:46
what?
get drunk, be lewd, fight and puke?
you have to be a girl to do that? :blink:
this gives me an idea for an experiment...:P

JONNO_CELEBS
07-26-2003, 04:59 PM
If I were a woman for a day??? :w00t: :devil: But nothing to do with sex :(

I would go to a pub, take the piss outta blokes and kick them in the shins without getting my ass kicked :lol: :lol: :lol:

And hang around in the Ladies a lot :blink: :ph34r: :lol:

Jonno B)

chalkmongoose
07-26-2003, 05:01 PM
Run screamin' buck naked down Times Square...

tite-wad
07-26-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 11:42
gender bender - lol
i'd be lilmister, suppose thats not a good name for a bloke. ;)
lilmister would be vastly superior to WeeWilly! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

Spindulik
07-26-2003, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 08:34
( besides having sex and masterbate ofcourse)

For one thing, if I were a woman for a day, I would NOT have sex with a man.

------
One day is not enough to do makeup.

------

If I were to be a beautiful woman for a day, I'd be a stripper making some money.

------

If I were a fat slob of a woman with a slight moustache (and red pimples on my arse), I'd stay home and bitch.

---

I'd be the biggest tease, revenge to some a--holes.

lynx
07-26-2003, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Spindulik+26 July 2003 - 18:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik @ 26 July 2003 - 18:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 08:34
( besides having sex and masterbate ofcourse)

For one thing, if I were a woman for a day, I would NOT have sex with a man.

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One day is not enough to do makeup.

------

If I were to be a beautiful woman for a day, I&#39;d be a stripper making some money.

------

If I were a fat slob of a woman with a slight moustache (and red pimples on my arse), I&#39;d stay home and bitch.

---

I&#39;d be the biggest tease, revenge to some a--holes. [/b][/quote]
So you don&#39;t intend to do anything different then ;)

tite-wad
07-26-2003, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by lynx@26 July 2003 - 12:33

So you don&#39;t intend to do anything different then&nbsp; ;)
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

That was a JP quality zinger - that was&#33;

Nicely done lynx&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/clap.gif




No offense to you Spin - but you gotta admit... http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/goof.gif

Spindulik
07-26-2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 10:41
No offense to you Spin - but you gotta admit... http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/goof.gif
I was laughing too hard to reply any sooner&#33;

J'Pol
07-26-2003, 09:09 PM
I just realised and posted elsewhere.

Lesbianism, that&#39;s what I would like to try.

What say you skweeky.

tite-wad
07-26-2003, 09:15 PM
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/thmbup.gifGo for it JP&#33;


You could be "Xena - Warrior Poet" http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

J'Pol
07-26-2003, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@26 July 2003 - 22:15
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/thmbup.gifGo for it JP&#33;


You could be "Xena - Warrior Poet" http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I understood that one. That&#39;s the level to aim at mate.

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by monkfi5h@26 July 2003 - 17:43
Everyone has completely gone off topic here...

Have you ever been in the lounge&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

:P :D

Every topic in here tends to &#39;grow&#39; into about 20 other topics, people start talking to themselves, some people just listen in bewilderment. It&#39;s like being in the pub :)

BTW @Skweeky, nice topic :)
@Lilmiss a confesson, I could have done without hearing :o ;)

Off the top of my head, I would check to see if I had automatically forgotten the offside rule :blink:

find out if woman really need to wash their hair as much as the ones I seem too meet :(

find out if a nightly headache is normal <_<

discover how to play hopscotch (Eddie Izzard) :wacko:

and have a girly chat and no doubt find you lot are not the sweet little things you have us believe :P (ended up in a few of them when very drunk and had the proverbial shit scared out of me, where do you ladies learn those things :unsure: )

Assultsniper
07-27-2003, 05:42 AM
If I were a woman I would be a lesbien&#33; besides its allot easier for lesbiens to get chicks for some reason especially teenage ones :lol:

tite-wad
07-27-2003, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by Assultsniper@27 July 2003 - 00:42
If I were a woman
If ??? :blink:

Assultsniper
07-27-2003, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad+27 July 2003 - 03:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 27 July 2003 - 03:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@27 July 2003 - 00:42
If I were a woman
If ??? :blink: [/b][/quote]
Man youre just onto me stop it you perf.

tite-wad
07-27-2003, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by Assultsniper@27 July 2003 - 03:31
Man youre just onto me stop it you perf.
WTF is a perf ??? :blink:

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 08:35 AM
It&#39;s like and Tom and Jerry with you pair :P

Assultsniper
07-27-2003, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by tite-wad+27 July 2003 - 03:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 27 July 2003 - 03:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@27 July 2003 - 03:31
Man youre just onto me stop it you perf.
WTF is a perf ??? :blink: [/b][/quote]
Look it up in the dictunairy and on your way you might find your name next to Penis :P

TIBZ
07-27-2003, 08:40 AM
hmmmmmmm if i were a girl i wud find guys and use them for thier money so i cud buy the ultimate pc lol and maybe feel how it is to be on my period and ummm get lesbian wit another girl and i think thats about it lol

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 08:41 AM
Any chance you two could slow down it ain&#39;t easy keeping up. Jonno where are you????? Thought you were playing the supporting role :)

Assultsniper
07-27-2003, 08:44 AM
I dont know about Jonno but were on a roll or at least I am :lol:

Skweeky
07-27-2003, 10:18 AM
hmmm, I am surprised. Isn&#39;t there any of you guys who would want to find out why us women always go to the Ladies in group? We do share some of the world best kept secrets in there you know. :P :lol:

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Skweeky@27 July 2003 - 11:18
hmmm, I am surprised. Isn&#39;t there any of you guys who would want to find out why us women always go to the Ladies in group? We do share some of the world best kept secrets in there you know. :P&nbsp; :lol:
Would have added that one to my list (see above) but you said it was only for a day and I didn&#39;t want to change back while I was still in there, Cinderella style. :P :D

Styx
07-27-2003, 12:23 PM
I&#39;m just suprised no one has mentioned the -drum roll- &#39;bra thing&#39; yet.... All the guys i know are completely bamboozled about it. :P

if i was a guy for a day i&#39;d try to find out whether or not my vocabulary was beyond a monosyllable. And whether i actually had tear ducts. :blink:

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Styx@27 July 2003 - 13:23
I&#39;m just suprised no one has mentioned the -drum roll- &#39;bra thing&#39; yet.... All the guys i know are completely bamboozled about it. :P

if i was a guy for a day i&#39;d try to find out whether or not my vocabulary was beyond a monosyllable. And whether i actually had tear ducts. :blink:
ouch&#33;

:P :D

Lilmiss
07-27-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@27 July 2003 - 10:18
We do share some of the world best kept secrets in there you know. :P :lol:
and shower heads. :-"

JONNO_CELEBS
07-27-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss+27 July 2003 - 14:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 27 July 2003 - 14:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@27 July 2003 - 10:18
We do share some of the world best kept secrets in there you know. :P&nbsp; :lol:
and shower heads. :-" [/b][/quote]
Does that mean what I think it means??

Or am I just a perv :ph34r:

Jonno B)

lynx
07-27-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+27 July 2003 - 15:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 27 July 2003 - 15:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by lilmiss@27 July 2003 - 14:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@27 July 2003 - 10:18
We do share some of the world best kept secrets in there you know. :P&nbsp; :lol:
and shower heads. :-"
Does that mean what I think it means??

Or am I just a perv :ph34r:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Yes, it means exactly what you think it means.

And yes, you are most certainly a perv.

Rocktron
07-27-2003, 02:19 PM
If i were a woman for 1 day, i would play with all the new stuff i got all day.
And fantasize about it the rest of my male years, while playing with the gear i got now&#33; ;)

:D

Assultsniper
07-27-2003, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Styx@27 July 2003 - 07:23
I&#39;m just suprised no one has mentioned the -drum roll- &#39;bra thing&#39; yet.... All the guys i know are completely bamboozled about it. :P

if i was a guy for a day i&#39;d try to find out whether or not my vocabulary was beyond a monosyllable. And whether i actually had tear ducts. :blink:
I find your negative cojugation of the Male species very loathsome.

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Assultsniper+27 July 2003 - 20:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Assultsniper @ 27 July 2003 - 20:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Styx@27 July 2003 - 07:23
I&#39;m just suprised no one has mentioned the -drum roll- &#39;bra thing&#39; yet.... All the guys i know are completely bamboozled about it. :P

if i was a guy for a day i&#39;d try to find out whether or not my vocabulary was beyond a monosyllable. And whether i actually had tear ducts. :blink:
I find your negative cojugation of the Male species very loathsome. [/b][/quote]
I just thought it was shitty :blink:

:P

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Rocktron@27 July 2003 - 15:19
If i were a woman for 1 day, i would play with all the new stuff i got all day.
And fantasize about it the rest of my male years, while playing with the gear i got now&#33; ;)

:D
:lol: Clever and well thought my good man, top marks so far :lol:

brotherdoobie
07-27-2003, 07:58 PM
Wear cotton white panties with flower prints on them...............and not be made fun of by my wife ;) Uh Oh.......Did I post out loud what I was thinking again?
Damn it I knew it was to early to start on the Bushmills and my medication clearly stated no drinking with this medication. :unsure: .

Sh*t where is that edit button..........hiccup&#33;


Peace brotherdoobie

Lilmiss
07-27-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)+27 July 2003 - 19:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ((>Zero Cool<) @ 27 July 2003 - 19:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rocktron@27 July 2003 - 15:19
If i were a woman for 1 day, i would play with all the new stuff i got all day.
And fantasize about it the rest of my male years, while playing with the gear i got now&#33;&nbsp; ;)

:D
:lol: Clever and well thought my good man, top marks so far :lol: [/b][/quote]
apart from the question being, anything but not sexual.
yup, answered very well. ;)

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss+27 July 2003 - 23:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 27 July 2003 - 23:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@27 July 2003 - 19:56
<!--QuoteBegin-Rocktron@27 July 2003 - 15:19
If i were a woman for 1 day, i would play with all the new stuff i got all day.
And fantasize about it the rest of my male years, while playing with the gear i got now&#33; ;)

:D
:lol: Clever and well thought my good man, top marks so far :lol:
apart from the question being, anything but not sexual.
yup, answered very well. ;) [/b][/quote]
@Lilmiss you sure that avatar isn&#39;t too big&#33;? :blink: :rolleyes:

JONNO_CELEBS
07-27-2003, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@27 July 2003 - 22:21


@Lilmiss you sure that avatar isn&#39;t too big&#33;? :blink: :rolleyes:
Ok, I think I&#39;m about to get the wrong end of ZC&#39;s stick but................No, I sized and crunched it for the little pixie chick :blink: :D

Jonno B)

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+27 July 2003 - 23:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 27 July 2003 - 23:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-(>Zero Cool<)@27 July 2003 - 22:21


@Lilmiss you sure that avatar isn&#39;t too big&#33;? :blink:&nbsp; :rolleyes:
Ok, I think I&#39;m about to get the wrong end of ZC&#39;s stick but................No, I sized and crunched it for the little pixie chick :blink: :D

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Lilmiss your pokey stick if you please :angry:

:P

JONNO_CELEBS
07-27-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@27 July 2003 - 22:27

Lilmiss your pokey stick if you please :angry:

:P
Oooops, sorry, just with all this sex I&#39;m getting things keep swelling up........including my head :lol: :lol: And me belly :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 10:35 PM
Ok before I headed off I had a quick look at the top 10 posters thing to see if I had made the list as I have been on a bit in the last 24 hours....all I can say is oops :blink: (can anyone get a pic of this as I would like it to remind myself of this momentous&#33;&#33;&#33; :( occasion, somebody shoot me now pllllllleeeeaaaassssseeeee :( )

Lilmiss
07-27-2003, 10:46 PM
eeeeek,
not yet.....dont go yet. im here, promise. ;)

(>Zero Cool<)
07-27-2003, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@27 July 2003 - 23:46
eeeeek,
not yet.....dont go yet. im here, promise. ;)

Ok now I am definately going :P :D

JONNO_CELEBS
07-27-2003, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)+27 July 2003 - 22:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ((>Zero Cool<) @ 27 July 2003 - 22:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@27 July 2003 - 23:46
eeeeek,
not yet.....dont go yet. im here, promise.&nbsp; ;)

Ok now I am definately going :P :D [/b][/quote]
Ahhhh, wait come back.........I got it :D

The cool Gang (http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/ScreenShot001_40.jpg) :D

Jonno B)

chalkmongoose
07-28-2003, 04:33 AM
I&#39;d want to try one of those barber poles that strippers use... It would be quite an experience.

Rocktron
07-28-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@28 July 2003 - 05:33
I&#39;d want to try one of those barber poles that strippers use... It would be quite an experience.
:blink: huh?

Aren&#39;t the poles from the fire brigade?
btw, about my first post in this thread.. i asked GOD on a nice way to fulfill my wish....

.. for years now.
Just have to wait for the next live..