What Is The One Thing...

[3rd gen noob]

:lol:

this one could get out of hand pretty easily...

(watch out for that perv, JONNO :P)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: What would I do???

What would'nt I do :lol: :lol:

First, creep up on Lilmiss and snip her dungaree straps :lol: :lol:

Then...nick ZC's berries.........then...........wedgie Baz and blame Tite Wad :lol:

Then pull skweeky's tale, wait for her to turn round and tie her up :lol:

Then I would have some fun :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[hypoluxa3k]

i would post spam on this forum and nobody would know! :lol:

then i'd bash Jonno's bike, steal his guitar, spy on lilmiss peeing, steal wemouse's cheese, and whisper in old people's ears ;)

[MetroStars]

I would steal stuff, and just spy on hot girls all day...

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@27 July 2003 - 20:57
whisper in old people's ears ;)
i like this one best :P

[Skillian]

Well I'd actually use it for something outside the forum :lol:

I'd rob a bank, and despite what you're all gonna say, you all would too B)

edit:
spy on lilmiss peeing
I hope this is a private joke... :huh:

[J'Pol]

Shave

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skillian@27 July 2003 - 19:59
Well I'd actually use it for something outside the forum :lol:

I'd rob a bank, and despite what you're all gonna say, you all would too B)
No, cos they would see the money leaving and grab it :rolleyes:

I always wanted to be invisible, apart from pervy things :lol: The possibilities are endless B)

@Hypo:- Try it.........if you would like to see your next b-day........remember....I'm invisible too :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by Skillian@27 July 2003 - 20:59
edit:
spy on lilmiss peeing
I hope this is a private joke... :huh:
Think it&#39;s more likely to be a private bashing if Lilmiss ever sees this :huh:

I feel the pokey stick may be wielded :unsure:

p.s. Jonno berries .....now...if you please...my ice cream is melting&#33; :(

[hypoluxa3k]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2003 - 20:03
@Hypo:- Try it.........if you would like to see your next b-day........remember....I&#39;m invisible too :ph34r:

so...it begins <_<

:ph34r: invisible ninja battle royale&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by hypoluxa3k+27 July 2003 - 20:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hypoluxa3k @ 27 July 2003 - 20:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2003 - 20:03
@Hypo:- Try it.........if you would like to see your next b-day........remember....I&#39;m invisible too :ph34r:

so...it begins <_<

:ph34r: invisible ninja battle royale&#33; [/b][/quote]
Hehe, me and Hypo are gonna creep round trying to hit each other :lol:
This should be a laugh considering we both invisible :lol: :lol:

<WACK> Did I get ya :ph34r:

@ZC:- Huh?........You back dude, how was ya tea :D

Jonno B)

[Illuminati]

As for me...

Doesn&#39;t the term "invisible eye" kinda tell you? :D

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+27 July 2003 - 21:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 27 July 2003 - 21:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@27 July 2003 - 20:21
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2003 - 20:03
@Hypo:- Try it.........if you would like to see your next b-day........remember....I&#39;m invisible too :ph34r:

so...it begins <_<

:ph34r: invisible ninja battle royale&#33;
Hehe, me and Hypo are gonna creep round trying to hit each other :lol:
This should be a laugh considering we both invisible :lol: :lol:

<WACK> Did I get ya :ph34r:

@ZC:- Huh?........You back dude, how was ya tea :D

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Delicious thanks pal, although we seemed to be missing a quantity of berries :unsure:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@27 July 2003 - 20:31

Delicious thanks pal, although we seemed to be missing a quantity of berries :unsure:
Oh man :angry: When you find out who took them, let me know and I&#39;ll sort em out ;)

(Me quietly creeps off) )tippy toe) :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[3rd gen noob]

another one of my stupid questions...what are the berries you keep talking about?

i&#39;m being totally serious, i don&#39;t have a clue

am i being extremely naive?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@27 July 2003 - 20:36
another one of my stupid questions...what are the berries you keep talking about?

i&#39;m being totally serious, i don&#39;t have a clue

am i being extremely naive?
Check ZC&#39;s member title :D

Jonno B)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@27 July 2003 - 20:36
another one of my stupid questions...what are the berries you keep talking about?

i&#39;m being totally serious, i don&#39;t have a clue

am i being extremely naive?
Check ZC&#39;s member title :D

Jonno B)

[brotherdoobie]

Well I am blind so your all invisible to me.
So dont go about doing any of the things mentioned to me for christ sake ;)


Peace brotherdoobie













Just kidding by the way.......Would make being in a forum pretty hard now wouldnt it.

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2003 - 21:38
Check ZC&#39;s member title :D

Jonno B)
oh, so the berries are poisoned then?
and this is a tactic in here men vs women pseudo war?

i get it

thanks

[chrish123171]

I would go around exposing myself to everyone&#33;&#33;&#33;

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@27 July 2003 - 21:41
Just kidding by the way.......Would make being in a forum pretty hard now wouldnt it.
sorry if i didn&#39;t make it clear

i meant what would you do in the real world

like robbing banks etc as mentioned before

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by chrish123171@27 July 2003 - 21:41
I would go around exposing myself to everyone&#33;&#33;&#33;
this idea reminds me of the time a friend of mine said

"i&#39;d give my left arm to be ambidextrous"&#33;

:D

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+27 July 2003 - 21:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 27 July 2003 - 21:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2003 - 21:38
Check ZC&#39;s member title :D

Jonno B)
oh, so the berries are poisoned then?
and this is a tactic in here men vs women pseudo war?

i get it

thanks [/b][/quote]
Hiya mate, ok you help me with the tricky stuff I help you with the daft stuff, seems like a fair deal :)

History as follows(quick version) I told Lilmiss I had strawberries one night and offered her some, some days later she asked me for them as she had not travelled the length of the uk to get them, I explained I had eaten them, she changed her title to Zero pinched me berries, so in turn I changed mine to Lilmiss berries were great, she then posted something about them being likened to the snow white apple which send you to sleep and so on and so forth...etc etc

TBH you were probably better off not knowing :rolleyes:

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@27 July 2003 - 22:21
TBH you were probably better off not knowing :rolleyes:
i think you&#39;re right about this :P

thanks for the info though...:D

[Lilmiss]

damn it zero, i dont think you understand how far i walked for your damn berries, my poor wee feet were blistered to bits. :(
bloody scotland, too many hills and castles to go round.
and what do i get when i arrive?
mouldy half eaten berries. :angry:

.......the war continues.... ;)

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)+27 July 2003 - 20:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ((>Zero Cool<) @ 27 July 2003 - 20:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skillian@27 July 2003 - 20:59
edit:
spy on lilmiss peeing
I hope this is a private joke... :huh:
Think it&#39;s more likely to be a private bashing if Lilmiss ever sees this :huh:

[/b][/quote]
how gross.
im afraid not even cash would let you see that, so you better hope you stay invisible&#33; :huh:

/me disapeers muttering and hmph&#39;in. ;)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by lilmiss+27 July 2003 - 22:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 27 July 2003 - 22:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@27 July 2003 - 20:19
<!--QuoteBegin-Skillian@27 July 2003 - 20:59
edit:
spy on lilmiss peeing
I hope this is a private joke... :huh:
Think it&#39;s more likely to be a private bashing if Lilmiss ever sees this :huh:


how gross.
im afraid not even cash would let you see that, so you better hope you stay invisible&#33; :huh:

/me disapeers muttering and hmph&#39;in. ;) [/b][/quote]
I warned ya&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :(

[Lilmiss]

what me or him?

euch..... :huh:

[kaspiske]

and just spy on hot girls all day...

Me too, I would also take some pic of Bill Gates when he&#39;s at the bathroom or doing the thing with his wife (If he still doing it), then i would send a copy of all the pic to him with a note:

IF YOU DON&#39;T WANNA SEE THESE PIC IN THA CNN THEN PAY ME &#036;1 million MURHAHAHAHA DO&#39;H &#036;100 million MURHAHAHAHAHAHA&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@27 July 2003 - 22:15
what me or him?

euch..... :huh:
Just ignor it Lilmiss :) Me and ZC will look after ya and make sure you can pee in safty :)

ZC, you take the left , I&#39;ll take the piss :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by lilmiss@27 July 2003 - 23:15
what me or him?

euch..... :huh:
Both of you, and I second your euch and add a uuurrgh :blink:

[thewizeard]

I would disappear.

[Lilmiss]

euch
urrgg.

is this stone age speak?
/me ducks from zero&#39;s club.
i wont be dragged away by my pigtails, i wont. :angry:

if i was invisible i would sneak in whenever i wanted. :D

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by lilmiss@27 July 2003 - 23:27

if i was invisible i would sneak in whenever i wanted. :D
Do you not kinda do that anyway? :rolleyes:

On that note it&#39;s :sleeping: time

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)+27 July 2003 - 22:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ((>Zero Cool<) @ 27 July 2003 - 22:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@27 July 2003 - 23:27

if i was invisible i would sneak in whenever i wanted.&nbsp; :D&nbsp;
Do you not kinda do that anyway? :rolleyes:

On that note it&#39;s :sleeping: time [/b][/quote]
Night ZC :)

Stay Cool Dude B)

Cheers for the laughs :D

Jonno B)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Nite mate, have fun with Skweeky et all, be gentle :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@27 July 2003 - 22:38
Nite mate, have fun with Skweeky et all, be gentle :rolleyes:
No way dude :D Me having fun in there :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:P

Lilmiss where you at young ladee?

[Lilmiss]

im here,
dont go bed yet......pwease?
i&#39;ll give ya all my strawberries.
wanna fish?
dont goooooooo.....pwease........ :&#39;(

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Is he still here?

Me got pressie for him..........

As requested, don&#39;t worry, no flies in here (http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/ScreenShot001_40.jpg)

Jonno B)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

C&#39;mon people lemme sleep :sleeping:
p.s. cheers Jonno, doesn&#39;t make for good reading does it :unsure:

p.p.s Right that is me, Exit stage right :)

[Lilmiss]

wow&#33; 149? :o
no wonder you are tired my friend.
me&#39;s trying to be funny, but the pressure is too much.
urm, crack. :blink:

cat are you drilling? :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@27 July 2003 - 23:01
wow&#33; 149? :o
no wonder you are tired my friend.
me&#39;s trying to be funny, but the pressure is too much.
urm, crack. :blink:

cat are you drilling? :rolleyes:
You funny :D We the funny gang and you our leader :D

Orders Mamm?? :)

@ZC:-I think it makes fantastic reading, you would pay a fortune for stuff like this :D

Still here?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

no, zc&#39;s gone.
fell asleep at the keyboard again bless &#39;em.
someone get a blanket, and a marker pen. :sleeping: :devil:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@27 July 2003 - 23:10
no, zc&#39;s gone.
fell asleep at the keyboard again bless &#39;em.
someone get a blanket, and a marker pen. :sleeping: :devil:
What we gonna write? :lol: Me go get the razor.........Lokk at them brows :D :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Somebody1234]

[Lilmiss]

:D
lets draw a big strawberry on his forehead.....nooooo, an english rose, that&#39;ll piss the buggar off. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@27 July 2003 - 23:52
:D
lets draw a big strawberry on his forehead.....nooooo, an english rose, that&#39;ll piss the buggar off. ;)
Hehe, what about.........I love Rubber Fly Man across his forehead :lol: :lol: :lol:

And Roses on his cheaks :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Z]

i didnt read this whole thread, but has ne1 said girls&#39; locker room? ;)

[Alucard1475]

exactly :shifty:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Z@28 July 2003 - 02:23
i didnt read this whole thread, but has ne1 said girls&#39; locker room? ;)
What do you think?? ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Z]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+27 July 2003 - 21:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 27 July 2003 - 21:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Z@28 July 2003 - 02:23
i didnt read this whole thread, but has ne1 said girls&#39; locker room? ;)
What do you think?? ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
so i&#39;ll just assume that you guys are devoted pervs....aw well... :P

[chalkmongoose]

I&#39;d probably act on some of the more interesting of my turn-ons, the ones that could land me in jail for awhile... A very long while.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Z@28 July 2003 - 02:26

so i&#39;ll just assume that you guys are devoted pervs....aw well... :P
Well, if you want to know how pervy I am, I suggest you look in the Fetish thread from page 2 onwards :lol:

Jonno B)

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+28 July 2003 - 02:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 28 July 2003 - 02:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Z@28 July 2003 - 02:26

so i&#39;ll just assume that you guys are devoted pervs....aw well... :P
Well, if you want to know how pervy I am, I suggest you look in the Fetish thread from page 2 onwards :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
To bad you don&#39;t live in the NY area... I could use a date like you (of course, not you specifically, but one LIKE you, since you are of course, not of the bisexual variety, and of course, would probably mash me to bits for suggesting such a thing, end disclaimer...)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@28 July 2003 - 02:46

but one LIKE you, since you are of course, not of the bisexual variety, and of course, would probably mash me to bits for suggesting such a thing, end disclaimer...)
Who said I was&#39;nt :blink:

Shwiiiiiiiiinggggg :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Who said I was&#39;nt :blink:

Shwiiiiiiiiinggggg :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
JONNO, JONNO, JONNO, how many times to I have to tell you to lay off the candy before bedtime? :P

You get so hyperactive you don&#39;t have any idea what you&#39;re saying. :rolleyes:

:unsure: At least I hope you don&#39;t&#33; :blink:

[chalkmongoose]

Hey, if you ARE interested, (and of course, by saying this, I in no way signify you as "gay" in any aspect, but moreover I produce the assumption that perhaps you are, if you are not, and are just sugar-high, then of course, my theory is incorrect, but in no way should my theory be taken as anything more than pure, random speculations based on your responses to my post, end disclaimer)

[Z]

^you should make your disclaimers in small font...more realistic... :P

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Z@28 July 2003 - 03:58
^you should make your disclaimers in small font...more realistic... :P
My disclaimers are because one night in the phforum I inhaled a bit too much, and pissed a great deal of people off.... Again, Tiny Tim can vouch for that.

[Somebody1234]

Originally posted by Somebody1234@27 July 2003 - 19:48

[chalkmongoose]

I mean Tyte Wad... Whoops

[Nobody1234]

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Nobody1234@28 July 2003 - 05:51



Boy you state the obvious.

[Nobody1234]

Originally posted by Nobody1234@28 July 2003 - 01:51

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Nobody1234+28 July 2003 - 05:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nobody1234 @ 28 July 2003 - 05:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nobody1234@28 July 2003 - 01:51




[/b][/quote]
Boy you state the obvious.