Fanny shots

[Skweeky]

Can we post them for one night only?:happy:

[CrabGirl]

Oh that would be so cool.

[Something Else]

Oh ok, I suppose so, just this once. We're not Nazi's afterall.

:w00t:

[CrabGirl]

If I ever decide to do a baz and leave in a blaze of madness I'll flash the gash as a momento to my time here. :naughty:

[Something Else]

:O it's not gonna happen CG your getting pwnt in the internet abuse poll. Tease. :(
Mulder shouldn't be missing this. Somebody text him.

I'm PMing all the mods (not lynx) to give the go-ahead Skweeky. :smilie4:

[Skiz]

:fc:

[Something Else]

That's a yes from him (Shirley).

I see you AllenS and Les, lurking. :whistling

No need to beat around the bush. :naughty:

[Alien5]

wheres all the fanny shots? :o

[Something Else]

It's waiting for official approval I think. :unsure:
Skizo wasn't exactly decisive with his post. :mellow:

[Biggles]

I think Lynx is going to put a few fannies(US) in a sling

[Skiz]

I don't care... go for it.

I even made an FC smilie for the occasion. His arse makes a pretty good "dabs", tbh. :emo:

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/7594/fcrt7.png

[Alien5]

whats the worst that can happen?

[Biggles]

whats the worst that can happen?

:idunno:

girls be tasteful and discrete (I realise I am swimming against the flow here)

[Mr. Mulder]

do it.

[Mr. Mulder]

i'm gonna go watch Lost but when i get back i wanna see this thread full of vagina.

[Mr. Mulder]

f.a.i.l

[Something Else]

Would you accept them by PM though. :unsure:

[CrabGirl]

:O it's not gonna happen CG your getting pwnt in the internet abuse poll. Tease. :(
Mulder shouldn't be missing this. Somebody text him.

I'm PMing all the mods (not lynx) to give the go-ahead Skweeky. :smilie4:

Where am I getting pwnt??? :unsure:

[Something Else]

You didn't get any votes.
Seedler and Alien5 are way ahead. :yes:

[CrabGirl]

I'm glad! Very glad. I don't want people to think that their abuse affects me so badly that I go into the bathroom, barf up my dinner, then self harm with my boyfriends razor, then drink myself into a bloody, pukey stupor.

sniff.

[Something Else]

Oh, I thought I was doing quite well. :emo:

[Skweeky]

Where's the official approval?

I'm not PM-ing anything, that would make me a slag :snooty:

[Something Else]

I guess Skizo doesn't really count does he.
:lol: fag.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm not PM-ing anything, that would make me a slag :snooty:


:emo:

[Skweeky]

It doesn't count if you're of the male gender mulder. Keep sending those pics baby

[SAM]

show us the fanny,tease ;)

[weenden]

ok here it chis http://www.fannysrestaurant.com/images/homelogo.gif

[bornwithnoname]

I feel cheated... I wanted to see skweeky's fanny:P

[CrabGirl]

You merkins reckon she's gonna show you her ass don't you.

Fools

[Mr JP Fugley]

You merkins reckon she's gonna show you her ass don't you.

Fools

That's coz manker showed them his non-arse.

[bornwithnoname]

You merkins reckon she's gonna show you her ass don't you.

Fools


no but somebody's would be nice:O

[Biggles]

You merkins reckon she's gonna show you her ass don't you.

Fools


no but somebody's would be nice:O

:naughty:

What's it worth

[bornwithnoname]

no but somebody's would be nice:O

:naughty:

What's it worth

sorry biggles your not what I had in mind....something younger and female

[Something Else]

Racist. :O

[bornwithnoname]

Racist. :O


I am not a racist... based on my post I could be sexist or ageist(word?) but not racist:noes:

[Biggles]

Racist. :O


I am not a racist... based on my post I could be sexist or ageist(word?) but not racist:noes:

sexist and ageist :snooty:

[SAM]

I always think that as we are a big family we should share our secrets and ultimate pics but it seems to me there is still members here don't understand the real goal of the lounge which is to come forward and show your fanny.

[CrabGirl]

You do understand that she means her VAGINA, not her bum. You are asking her to show you pictures of her VAGINA. I'll say it again. She doesn't mean her ass, she means her VAGINA, her LADYPURSE, SALMON CANYON, THE GATEWAY TO HER GUTS, HER MINGE, FLAPS, GROWLER, BEAVER, HOMERS-MOUTH, SLIT, SLASH, GASH, CHUFF. OK?

Just so there is no misunderstandings at a later date.

[SAM]

i understand that
she wants to show us her vagina :D
so where is it?:lol:

[CrabGirl]

Between her legs I'd imagine.

[SAM]

I Mean The Shots.the Pictures.the Photos
Just To Not Misunderstand

[bornwithnoname]

I feel kinda dumb now, I forgot thats what you guys/girls on that side of the pond called that... thats fine I ll look at that too

[tesco]

Between her legs I'd imagine.:badabumdeesh:

[bornwithnoname]

Between her legs I'd imagine.

could be more interesting if it wasnt

[mbucari1]

Between her legs I'd imagine.

could be more interesting if it wasntHermaphrodite would be best.

[Artemis]

come on already.......... show us where daddy hit you with the axe :naughty:

[SAM]

come on already.......... show us where daddy hit you with the axe :naughty:
someone helps Artemis on fire :D

[Barbarossa]

pm me the picture of mulder's cawk (for research) and I'll think about it








edit: I mean I'll think about your request, I should have made that clearer :pinch:

[manker]

pm me the picture of mulder's cawk (for research) and I'll think about it








edit: I mean I'll think about your request, I should have made that clearer :pinch:
:lol:

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I think the rule about fanny showing should be amended as follows.
No-one is allowed to post a pic of a fanny unless it's their fanny or a fanny of someone belonging to them - ie, their girlfriend/wife.

To prove that the fanny belongs to the poster, he or she will have to include a sign with the date written on it and a message saying manker's schlong >* or something else.
Phoatieshawping cheats will be banned :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

Sounds reasonable :yes:

[manker]

I can't see a single flaw in the plan.
Fancy putting it to a vote in team chat? http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

[Skweeky]

I'm still waiting for official permission. Not my fault rossco is a prude :snooty:

[manker]

I'm still waiting for official permission. Not my fault rossco is a prude :snooty:
It's alright, I've put Barbie in charge of the lounge. Blue stars, the lot.

Time to gash this thread the fuck right up :yup:

[100%]

suddenly, i am wide awake.

[frottage]

I'm not PM-ing anything, that would make me a slag :snooty:

no need to pm, just post yer bits here. if the bottom bits are anything like the top bits i see no reason why it won't go over well, but hey ROsSCO what's the final word??

someone needs to set the mood, not the best pic, but.

what u think of this?


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/84012_e55286ef8a.jpg


sorry i couldn't find the uk version, btw.

[Barbarossa]

I'm still waiting for official permission. Not my fault rossco is a prude :snooty:

No-one is going to stop you posting your gash, and I guarantee no recriminations will occur. Is my approval official enough? :cool:

We will need proof it's yours though and not some random internet minge, as described by manker.

[tralalala]

You could write somewhere on it "tralalala rawks my world".. That should make it authentic enough :shifty:

[Skweeky]

:lol:

Nope, I want Rossco's official permission :snooty:

[bornwithnoname]

I think your just scared ... or you have an ugly gash:whistling

[Biggles]

Can't we go back to posting pictures of Hugh Grant?

This isn't going to happen (in fact if it does JP and I will pop round to remonstrate - and Skweeks better have a good excuse) :ermm:

[Something Else]

Are you sure Les. :unsure:

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8635/1wseryr7yt0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Biggles]

Are you sure Les. :unsure:

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8635/1wseryr7yt0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That is pretty much as I remember him :yup:

[Snee]

I'm not PM-ing anything, that would make me a slag :snooty:

no need to pm, just post yer bits here. if the bottom bits are anything like the top bits i see no reason why it won't go over well, but hey ROsSCO what's the final word??

someone needs to set the mood, not the best pic, but.

what u think of this?


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/84012_e55286ef8a.jpg


sorry i couldn't find the uk version, btw.
That chart makes me feel good about myself, like.

[Biggles]

no need to pm, just post yer bits here. if the bottom bits are anything like the top bits i see no reason why it won't go over well, but hey ROsSCO what's the final word??

someone needs to set the mood, not the best pic, but.

what u think of this?


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/84012_e55286ef8a.jpg


sorry i couldn't find the uk version, btw.
That chart makes me feel good about myself, like.

:dry:

As best I remember it doesn't me. :ermm:

I wasn't sure if this was genuine but when I saw how small the ideal zone was I reckoned it had to be designed by a woman.

Printed it out and the girls in the office have stuck it up on the wall - quite intimidating really.

[Barbarossa]

:lol:

Nope, I want Rossco's official permission :snooty:

I am Rossco's Voice of the Lounge :sly:

He's not allowed to agree personally because he's only 12 and he gets grounded for looking at porn on the internetz :whistling

[Artemis]

well it took a bit of hunting but now we can compare the ideal to the reality :whistling

http://xs.to (http://%5BURL)]http://xs224.xs.to/xs224/08093/penis_20size_20_28chart_29_20_28medium_29754.jpg

[manker]

:lol:

Nope, I want Rossco's official permission :snooty:

I am Rossco's Voice of the Lounge :sly:

He's not allowed to agree personally because he's only 12 and he gets grounded for looking at porn on the internetz :whistling
http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

A cynic might think that Skweeky doesn't really want to flash the gash and has posted this thread purely because she lurves the attention

[Barbarossa]

Women have no idea about measurements. Have you seen them trying to squeeze into size 10 dresses because they are convinced that their hips are not as wide as they actually are?

I would take the results of the first survey with a pinch of salt. I reckon if you presented them with a 9 inch weiner they'd probably faint. You could probably take at least 2 inches off the numbers in that graph, for a more accurate result.

I would also not take seriously a survey which contains the words "Girth measured midway along shaft" :glag:

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Skweeky attention seeking? :O

Shirley not!

[Mr. Mulder]

are we gonna see some poon then or what? im starting to lose my semi.

[Skweeky]

When have I ever said I would be posting my fanny?

I just asked a general question and I still don't have an official reply :P

@ Barbie: piss off :angry:

[Alien5]

Can we post them for one night only?:happy:



When have I ever said I would be posting my fanny?

I just asked a general question and I still don't have an official reply :P

@ Barbie: piss off :angry: :hypocrite

[Mr. Mulder]

that's all the proof i need, she's obviously broken her promise

[manker]

that's all the proof i need, she's obviously broken her promise
Punish her, Mulder. Punish her good.

If I was administering the punishment, I'd take my shirts down my Mam's to be ironed.
Girls hate that, it's like a slight on their femininity :smilie4:

[manker]

I'd be all like; 'I'm doing the cooking tonight, the dinner yesterday was crap' :smilie4:

[manker]

http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

I think I've taken that too far.

[Mr. Mulder]

you know how to do dinnerz? :unsure: lol? :unsure:

if she continues to cawk tease i'll punish her with my penis.

[manker]

you know how to do dinnerz? :unsure: lol? :unsure:
I had to make dinner seven times when I was in between girlfriends and my parents went on holiday!1 :cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

your tears say more than words ever could :cry:

[Skweeky]

When have I ever said I would be posting my fanny?

I just asked a general question and I still don't have an official reply :P

@ Barbie: piss off :angry: :hypocrite


Where does it say' Can I post a picture of my fanny'?

[manker]

/ not talking to Skweeky

Mulder, will you tell her that I'm not talking to her :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

skweeky, manker says that if we can't see your rude parts can we at least see some underwear shots? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

:lol:

I'm waiting for him to come up and shave my legs :mellow:

[Fromagepas]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7141/70fw7.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7141/70fw7.gif
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/05/i-lold.jpg

[CrabGirl]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7141/70fw7.gif

Try doing that with your thumb. Maybe it's because I've got small hands but it's fecking impossible.

[Biggles]

My thumb does not have a hole on the joint :huh:

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7141/70fw7.gif

Try doing that with your thumb. Maybe it's because I've got small hands but it's fecking impossible.

Are you accusing me of mendacity.

Slight of penis as it were.

[Snee]

That chart makes me feel good about myself, like.

:dry:

As best I remember it doesn't me. :ermm:

I wasn't sure if this was genuine but when I saw how small the ideal zone was I reckoned it had to be designed by a woman.

Printed it out and the girls in the office have stuck it up on the wall - quite intimidating really.

I was mostly on about whoever measures those cawks has a worse job than I, but.