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Adster
08-03-2003, 04:16 AM
Name a movie scene where you jsut could not stop laughing for about 10 minutes and everytime you thought of it you couldn't help but keep laughing

Evil Gemini
08-03-2003, 04:30 AM
Friday after the next when the santa claus robber breaks into ice cubes (Craig)house and goes into the kitchen and makes himself a sandwich and ice cube comes in and sais

What are you doing in my house eating a big ass sandwich and shit.

jrday
08-03-2003, 04:32 AM
uncle fucka thing in south park movie

Adster
08-03-2003, 04:33 AM
uncle fucka thing in south park movie
ohh yeah How can you forget that :lol:

mogadishu
08-03-2003, 04:38 AM
in south park --

chef - have you ever heard of the emmancipation proclamation?
white general - sorry, i dont follow hip hop.

I almost pissed myself.

carbert
08-03-2003, 07:01 AM
So many funny scenes in Snatch....I pissed myself when Turkish wanted a new caravan:

Tommy: Well whats wrong with this one?
Turkish - (pulls door off caravan) Oh nothing Tommy. Its tip-top. Im just not sure about the colour. :D :D :D :D

mogadishu
08-03-2003, 07:11 AM
lol yea then when they drive away..

sum_sicko
08-03-2003, 07:33 AM
Freddy Got Fingered - when he delivers the baby scene :lol: :lol: :lol:

mogadishu
08-03-2003, 07:36 AM
I dont know if this counts but Chapelle Show - The Mad Real World.. funniest thing ever.

3rd gen noob
08-03-2003, 07:36 AM
i remember laughing a lot to Withnail and I the first time i saw it

can't remember any particular scene though

uNz[i]
08-03-2003, 07:37 AM
The Lucille Ball convention bus ride in Rat Race.
When the bus tipped over while changing the tyre and suddenly theres like 50 Lucy clones all going WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

mogadishu
08-03-2003, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@3 August 2003 - 02:36
i remember laughing a lot to Withnail and I the first time i saw it

can't remember any particular scene though
what is withnail?

3rd gen noob
08-03-2003, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by mogadishu@3 August 2003 - 08:38
what is withnail?
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0094336

human_pet
08-03-2003, 07:48 AM
call me sick,but the most hilarious movie i've ever seen is Final Destination 2,I think it was the last part of the movie,

3rd gen noob
08-03-2003, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by human_pet@3 August 2003 - 08:48
call me sick,but the most hilarious movie i've ever seen is Final Destination 2,I think it was the last part of the movie,
the bbq

lmao

:lol:

human_pet
08-03-2003, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+3 August 2003 - 07:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 3 August 2003 - 07:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-human_pet@3 August 2003 - 08:48
call me sick,but the most hilarious movie i&#39;ve ever seen is Final Destination 2,I think it was the last part of the movie,
the bbq

lmao

:lol: [/b][/quote]
oh yeah,that was the part,It was funny how the mother screamed and then a hand fell infront of her:P

Jay
08-03-2003, 09:16 AM
the beggining of dont be menace to south central

Dapadipz
08-03-2003, 11:03 AM
Dumb & Dumber (First One)

When Harry takes laxative and shits for ages then realises the flush dont work :lol:

Terminator
08-04-2003, 02:32 AM
final destination 2 also when the dumbass 15 yo feels the need to scare pigeons- which leads to his demise

iamhere
08-04-2003, 02:44 AM
Every time someone died in Final Destination 2 I laughed. The guy that got impaled with the fire escape ladder was great.

Nevin
08-04-2003, 05:54 AM
The funniest scene that I always laugh at is in Happy Gilmour when Happy and Bob Barker are paired up. Happy has a horrible game because somebody is razzing him and once Bob pisses him off he takes his rage out on Barker. The best line in that scene is "The Price is wrong Bitch&#33;" and when Bob says "Bitch" it has such a funny ring to it&#33;

Damnatory
08-04-2003, 05:57 AM
I can&#39;t believe no one added:
The opening scene to "The Way of the Gun"
That was the funniest thing I have ever seen... :lol: :lol: :lol:

iamhere
08-04-2003, 06:00 AM
Saving Silverman. When the coach takes a dump on the lawn and asks the guys for tp. They tell him they dont have any and he says thats ok I will find something and he opens the mail box and pulls out their mail.

Busyman
08-04-2003, 06:09 AM
2 scenes in Kingpin
The scene where Woody Harrelson milks the cow
The scene where he changes the horseshoes
Me, Myself, and Irene
too many scenes to name

Airplane
The scene where the lady is hysterical and everyone&#39;s trying to calm her down then one person slaps the shit out of her. After that it cuts to the left and there&#39;s a line of people with bats and knives just waiting to take a crack at her.

Bringing Down The House
too many scenes to name
I like when Eugene Levy says to Latifah,
"You got me straight trippin&#39; boo"

mogadishu
08-04-2003, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by Jay@3 August 2003 - 04:16
the beggining of dont be menace to south central
o god.. that movie is great. so many funny parts. when they are taking him into a room to get "jumped" as an initiation into the gang.. the kids all scared, then it turns out they mean jump rope.

Skank
08-04-2003, 08:43 AM
for me it was "exit wounds" when the end credits are rolling down the screen and Tom Arnold an Andrew Anderson are taliking about Oprah,smoking Pot,Fat womans Asses etc , that had me in stiches for days...Those 2 have done the same with the end credits of "cradle to the Grave"

theyre hilarious,if u havent seen it its worth checking out

mogadishu
08-04-2003, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by Jay@3 August 2003 - 04:16
the beggining of dont be menace to south central
o god.. that movie is great. so many funny parts. when they are taking him into a room to get "jumped" as an initiation into the gang.. the kids all scared, then it turns out they mean jump rope.

Jay
08-04-2003, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by mogadishu+4 August 2003 - 09:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mogadishu @ 4 August 2003 - 09:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jay@3 August 2003 - 04:16
the beggining of dont be menace to south central
o god.. that movie is great. so many funny parts. when they are taking him into a room to get "jumped" as an initiation into the gang.. the kids all scared, then it turns out they mean jump rope. [/b][/quote]
what about the scene in the 7-11

Busyman
08-04-2003, 10:57 PM
outtakes of Grumpy and Grumpier Old Men

Triadcool
08-04-2003, 11:27 PM
Thats hilariouse :blink:

mogadishu
08-04-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Jay+4 August 2003 - 05:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jay @ 4 August 2003 - 05:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mogadishu@4 August 2003 - 09:43
<!--QuoteBegin-Jay@3 August 2003 - 04:16
the beggining of dont be menace to south central
o god.. that movie is great. so many funny parts. when they are taking him into a room to get "jumped" as an initiation into the gang.. the kids all scared, then it turns out they mean jump rope.
what about the scene in the 7-11 [/b][/quote]
haha yea when he pulls out the nuke in the truck..

or when hes getting it on with the girl in the truck and she suddenly turns into gene simmons.

Guillaume
08-04-2003, 11:51 PM
The " Burn the witch&#33;" scene in "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail" :lol:
Just the thought of it makes me laugh my arse off&#33;

mogadishu
08-04-2003, 11:52 PM
haha yea, with the fake nose its hysterical.

Cygnuz-Y
08-05-2003, 12:15 AM
That scene in Dumb and Dumber when they play a joke to that guy but they put so many Chilli Peppers that the guy dies and then they give him RAT POISON..

:D

G-Tzmax
08-05-2003, 12:18 AM
Liar Liar in the elevator

opivykid
08-05-2003, 02:43 AM
In the big lebowski(sp?), when hes dreaming, and the 3 guys are chasing him with scissors haha, and the part when the weastern guy asks him why he swears so much. I dont want to put what he says back, cause itll ruin it :) = Greatest. Movie. Ever.

EnJoi
08-05-2003, 03:16 AM
BruCe AlMigHtY the newscaster is like habvaspdjfasfbaojsdf all the jibberish

chrish123171
08-05-2003, 04:10 AM
Originally posted by opivykid@5 August 2003 - 02:43
In the big lebowski(sp?), when hes dreaming, and the 3 guys are chasing him with scissors haha, and the part when the weastern guy asks him why he swears so much. I dont want to put what he says back, cause itll ruin it :) = Greatest. Movie. Ever.
Yeah that is A great scene. But how About the part when The Dude gets his car back, and he&#39;s rolling down the street smoking A doobie then tries to flick it out the window and it lands in his lap. then he proceeds to crash into the dumpster on the other side of the street. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Adster
08-05-2003, 04:21 AM
theres alot of funny scenes on naked gun too

Terminator
08-05-2003, 06:29 PM
dead guy in the mosh pit in XXX

imported_Sly_Cooper
08-05-2003, 08:27 PM
It&#39;s a no brainer, Stuart Little. When Snowbell got scared of something i couldn&#39;t remember. It&#39;s only for a few seconds but if i rewind and play it over again i can&#39;t stop laughing.

pol
08-05-2003, 08:36 PM
just about all of blazing saddles - top film, more recently goldmember - austin beating up minime, classic

nice thread by the way hogster, gave me some ideas for what to look for :)

Miyake
08-05-2003, 08:50 PM
Happy gilmore: Go home ball.....go home ball. :lol: still funny thinking about it now

Bruce almighty: the bit when hes on the lady of the mist, eroding eroding eroooooding, up yours fukkers lol

another bit, You gotta dump that shit, you gotta dump taht shit.........goooooooooosblahblah. gooooooooose fraba gooooooosebraba lol classic


probly every scene from, dont be a manace to sociaty while drinking you OG in the hood :lol:

Powdered Water
08-16-2003, 06:17 PM
:D Bumped :D

EnJoi
08-16-2003, 06:21 PM
thats a hilarious one powdered water

RuffRyda
08-17-2003, 03:00 AM
This is the best scene I could think of, that you guys havent already mentioned.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when jim carry is in the mental hospital inside some storage room. And a janitor is about to open the door so Jim hide inside a box&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

rygy
08-17-2003, 08:17 AM
Corcky Romano, like 23 minutes in where he is taking the bag of cocaine to the evidence room but stops to talk to that police dog (German sheppard) and the dog grabs the bag and rips it open spilling the cocaine all over Corky Romano and the dog. Corky gets super high from all the cocaine and the dog gets all hyped up and his nose swells like super huge and rips the cement post outta the floor and runs away super fast.

THEN, when Corkcy has to give the speech to the little school kids on what its like to work at the FBI and he just sits there asking, "Question? Question? You? You? Question? Me? Question?"

Dammit that movie is bad but those 2 scenes that follow eachother are hilarious. I just recommend you donwload that to watch those scenes.

Dale
08-17-2003, 08:27 AM
Wrongfully Accused. first part. in the main lobby. hehe. with lambchop in the audience :)

Keikan
08-17-2003, 09:31 AM
Bringing down the house, where they bring that old woman into the black club and then the guy&#39;s around her are smoking joints and they hand her the joint and she&#39;s like "why not?" and get&#39;s stoned

ZechsMarquise
08-17-2003, 10:38 AM
Shaolin soccer the scene with the fat man and the eggs :D

Celerystalksme
08-17-2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Terminator@4 August 2003 - 12:32
final destination 2 also when the dumbass 15 yo feels the need to scare pigeons- which leads to his demise
I never laughed so hard at a kid getting his own medicine :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Horror fanatic
09-11-2003, 03:53 AM
A scene that always makes me laugh is one in airplane 2 the sequel.
DANGER VACUUM, and he opens it and a vacuum cleaner attacks him. Okay i know it lame but i just have to laugh. And another is when they try to get in the castle with the rope in top secret and he throws the rope up and they run away before it come back down. They try again and it hooks one of the guys and he lands perfect on the turret wall, what a laugh.

Adster
09-11-2003, 03:59 AM
wow thanks for bumping a thread of min efrom the dead :D

The Horror fanatic
09-11-2003, 04:34 AM
do not mention it. i just remember another from top secret.
The germans throw in a grenade and a guy jumps on it but everyone gets blow out of the building. When i saw that the first time i couldn&#39;t stop laughing it was so hilarious :lol:

Turd Ferguson
09-11-2003, 03:27 PM
Most recently in Anger Management where Adam Sandler is beating up the monk, with Jack Nicholson cheering him on.

And also that scene in Van Wilder where the guys are eating those "creamy" buns. I didn&#39;t know whether to laugh or throw up.

RGX
09-11-2003, 04:30 PM
Austin powers in Goldmember, the bit when fat bastard does his wire fighting manouvre, gets all the way across, then a wire snaps and hes left twirling on one side

said slowly and with intense sarcasm:

"ohh isnt this magical...."


Had me in hysterics

Celerystalksme
09-11-2003, 04:47 PM
Every scene in snatch with Sol, Vinnie And Tyrone...

especially the one where it went

Vinnie: I thought you said he was a getaway driver...what the fuck can he get away from...(and it went on from there)

Grahamc
09-11-2003, 06:47 PM
The Meaning of Life when Mr.Creosote explodes

ashutosh_cool16
09-11-2003, 06:52 PM
The news reporting scene in Bruce almighty..... LOL&#33;&#33;

When jim carrey forces him to imitate.. and talk gibberish things and the best thing is when he justs speaks all that shit and then laughs at everybody.... LOL :D

:lol: :D :D :D :D

that was the best..... lol

Denver
09-12-2003, 02:41 AM
movie "From Dawn Till&#39; Dusk" w/ George Clooney, Cheech Marin.


When they go to that bar called "Titty Twister" and you see Cheech Marin yelling into the micrphone about all kinds of PUSSY. Quote- Cheech Marin, "We got pussy for &#036;.01 and if you can find pussy cheaper, THAN FUCK IT&#33;" And when there inside the bar disscussing about all the ways to destroy vampires.

The entire movie "Old School" got me ROFLMAO&#33;


An older movie that I think was funny I think it&#39;s called "Flight Attendant School"
They had to calm this crazy guy down, so this blonde girl tells all of the other flight attendants that are restraining the crazy guy to get out of the way and unzips the guys pants and starts blowing him&#33;

The Horror fanatic
09-12-2003, 02:03 PM
I also remember a scene where laurel and hardy try to get in the guys place to get back the deed. They use the donkey and in a hilarious twist the donkey ends up where they want to be. and it memoral because it the film where stan lights up his thumb as if it was a cigarette lighter and oliver try to do it and at first cannot, but when he does he finds it hard to stop. Way out west is a classic of theirs

Grimlock
09-12-2003, 03:39 PM
when will ferrel jumps "through" the flaming hoop in the mascot uniform in old school omg I just about died&#33;&#33; oh and the horse tranquilizer thing too

AngryChick
09-13-2003, 01:34 AM
I&#39;m going with the Nutty Professor when the Klumps are having dinner. I think I found it so funny because I didn&#39;t expect it.

spirit
09-13-2003, 02:57 AM
my vote is with kung poh fist of fury, when he gets the gopher chucks out and you see it spinning through the air&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :w00t:

Grimlock
09-13-2003, 03:56 AM
I only have two words for anyone who liked "don&#39;t be a menace..." crazy legs&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

SingaBoiy
11-20-2003, 11:44 PM
National Lampoon&#39;s: Van Wilder... the part with the dog (almost made me through up the second time i watched it

Bruce Almighty: "Back to you fuckers" part :lol:

bujub22
11-20-2003, 11:48 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: the whole movie boat trip had me rollin :lol: :lol: :lol:

kalashnikov
11-21-2003, 12:18 AM
the part in beavis and butthead do america where beavis has one of his "cornolio" parts and makes the plane crash

krang
11-21-2003, 01:25 AM
airplane where the beggars in the airport get kap powed and the whole wrong week to quit sniffing glue scenario unfurls..
also the trailer for dirty rotten scandrels that was not used in the movie where they push the old lady into the harbour, cruel but nice. :)

Smith
11-21-2003, 01:29 AM
NAKED GUN 3 1/2 (I THINK)THE PART WERE HES DIGGING OUT OF JAIL AND HE NEEDS 2 GET RID OF THE SAND :lol: :lol: :lol:

krang
11-21-2003, 01:32 AM
yeah good shout but oj or no oj?

Adster
11-21-2003, 02:16 AM
woah what a bump :o

Gutter
11-21-2003, 04:20 AM
Originally posted by carbert@2 August 2003 - 23:01
So many funny scenes in Snatch....I pissed myself when Turkish wanted a new caravan:

Tommy: Well whats wrong with this one?
Turkish - (pulls door off caravan) Oh nothing Tommy. Its tip-top. Im just not sure about the colour. :D :D :D :D
LOVE That scene&#33;

and "ze germans"

Muther
11-21-2003, 06:12 AM
Hi All&#33;
New here just thought I&#39;d chime in :)

Blake Edwards movie "Skin Deep" the sceen where John Ritter sits on the dog then tries to revive it gets me going then the "glow in the dark cock fight" was a real show stopper as well

Another favorite of mine was when bill and ted met bill and ted for the second time.... "whoh, that conversation made way more scence this time around"

and the thing that made me laugh the hardest was a TV show. Fraiser when Niles was getting ready for a date in Fraisers appartment and ended up lighting the couch on fire after passing out from a cut. I couldn&#39;t stop laughing.

rockapella
11-22-2003, 11:43 AM
my all time favorite movie is problem child,the scene where hes at the cub scout camp fire and throws the steak towards the kids,then the bear comes runing.heheh great movie

rockapella
11-22-2003, 11:47 AM
hehe thought of another classic.blazing saddles when the white guys are singing soul songs and the black guys are singing mel torme.well any part of that movie is a riot. :P

zinc1
11-22-2003, 11:52 AM
One of the scenes which is my favourite is from the movie Aeroplane,When everyone is going through the security checkpoint which is heavily guarded.
All these terrorists are walking through with guns,Dynamite and grenade launchers without even been looked at.
Then this granny with a walking stick tries to walk through and gets jumped on by all the guards,that was funny.
In the background on the wall there was a Poster of rocky 55 with a old wrinkly stallone wearing gloves that was a great one.

Schumacher_Skaife
11-27-2003, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by RuffRyda@17 August 2003 - 13:00
This is the best scene I could think of, that you guys havent already mentioned.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when jim carry is in the mental hospital inside some storage room. And a janitor is about to open the door so Jim hide inside a box&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I totally agree&#33; This is the funniest movie ever&#33; 1 and 2 every seen is a pisser&#33; If there are any other huge Ace Fans out there msg me plz&#33;

Dave

miffo
11-27-2003, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by Gurahl@4 August 2003 - 23:51
The " Burn the witch&#33;" scene in "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail"&nbsp; :lol:
Just the thought of it makes me laugh my arse off&#33;

A DUCK&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I laugh so much every time I watch that scene

or from "Life of Brian" a couple of scenes:

The opening scene with jebus talkin on a mountain and people are screaming "speak up", and the big nose talk.

The stoning of a crazy man with all the women in fake beards.

The scene with the old guy in a hole that hasn&#39;t spoken for 40 years :lol: :lol: omg that one&#39;s so incredably funny "hello birds hello trees"

and some other

miffo
11-27-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by RuffRyda@17 August 2003 - 03:00
This is the best scene I could think of, that you guys havent already mentioned.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when jim carry is in the mental hospital inside some storage room. And a janitor is about to open the door so Jim hide inside a box&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
hehe
or when he&#39;s standin on the balkony singin opera, how the hell do they make those scenes? How many takes until no1 cracks up?

Top Secret:
"What fake dog shit" :lol:
With the resistance finghters in east GERMANY are french guys and a big fat black american called "chocolate mousse"
or when they dress upp like a cow with rubber boots and in the next scene comes a real cow running with rubber boots on :lol:

The Horror fanatic
12-09-2003, 02:49 PM
top secret and airplane 1 and 2 are classics. here a few funny scenes i laugh at.

TOP SECRET
1. when guy try to break window and bust gun and sledgehammer.
2. when 2nd throw off rope sends guy up with it to the castle turret
3. when val kilmer tries to get out of his cell and his head pops out of bog and more

AIRPLANE
1. when they all hit the hysterical woman
2. when lloyd bridges in high on glue and on the ceiling
3. the weird guy when he pulls the woman to bits. that guy in the control tower is a hoot

AIRPLANE 2
1. when stryker throws coat and it comes back at him
2. when william shatner&#39;s character goes mad with those blinking and bleeping nobs
3. when stryker opens up &#39;Danger Vacuum&#39; closet and the vacuum attacks him

I only name 3 off head but there is many more, which have been mentioned by few

Peerzy
12-09-2003, 05:53 PM
can&#39;t believe no1 thought of these but hay i did.

scary movie 1. 2 was shit aint seen 3.

mallrats the scenes with jay and silent bobs bluwe prints of there plans

jay and silent bob, just the whole thing but the most imortal lline ever.

"I dont like the sound of them apples will" - Matt damon
Shoots shotgun "Apple sauce...bitch" - Ben aflek

soooo funny

RGX
12-09-2003, 06:06 PM
Austin Powers: Goldmember - When Fat bastard does the wire jumping scene

"I hope my stunt wire team are RE-ADY?"

*switches to view of 5 strong guys pulling ropes*

*Fat bastard jumps, flips over sumo wrestlers, spins, flips, almost makes it*

*one wire snaps*

*Fat Bastard left twirling on his side ever so delicatly*

(brilliant line, just the way he delivers it)

"Well i-snt this magical....."

Had me in utter hysterics




Any Monty Python movie

Most of Freddy Got Fingered

loads more, cant think of them now

Haz
12-09-2003, 06:53 PM
Airplane, when Robert Stack (the Unsolved mysteries guy) is walking through the airport and all the religous nuts keep coming up to him with pamphlets :lol: He finally has enough and he just beats the hell out of all of em Matrix stlye, I was laughing so hard I couldn&#39;t breathe :lol:

Mïcrösöül°V³
12-10-2003, 03:15 AM
i like south park when they eat with their asses, and some woman is shoving a turkey up her ass, and you can hear the squishy sounds, and she saying "come on.......get in there.......uh", hell im laughing my ass off now. when i saw that i think i really did piss myself. :eek:

Twist3r
12-10-2003, 04:05 AM
CKY3 when chris raab takes a shit while running at max speed


:lol: :lol: :D :D lol that was so funny :D :D :lol: :lol:

Mïcrösöül°V³
12-10-2003, 06:33 AM
shitting while running at full speed, with a jock strap on, i saw that. that was fuckin hilarious :lol:

Aaron_T
12-10-2003, 10:57 PM
a funny as f*&k movie scene that comes to mind is that bit on LIAR LIAR when jim carrey is talking to the other lawyer in the courtroom but he cant lie so it comes out weird :lol:

ZeroTolerance
12-10-2003, 11:42 PM
Life with Martin Lawrance and Eddie Murpheyy. The scen when they are about to go to sleep and he sadi i hope you pee in the bed and he said and if i do im going to put the sheets on you&#33;llo...........lol&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

100%
12-11-2003, 02:00 AM
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Agamalizard
12-11-2003, 04:12 AM
have you guys forgotten the scene in American Pie 2 where the boy was given purging substance (by his enemy) and he rushed into lady&#39;s toilet. He nearly choked himself with his shit trying to avoid the 3 girls (who unfortunately for him, came into the toilet) from hearing his shit bombs about to escape from his ass. After suffering & waiting endlessly for the girls to leave, he couldn&#39;t hold it again. The words that escaped his mouth before releasing the shit bombs were "I - can&#39;t - hold - it" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nightwolf
12-11-2003, 08:51 PM
Long before there was American Pie, there was PORKY&#39;S. One scene had a group of guys looking through a peep hole into the girls&#39; shower. Then one guy sticks his dick in the hole, and the gym teacher walks in and grabs it and starts pulling with all her might. That&#39;s funny enough, but then there&#39;s another scene right after that where Buella and the principal have a serious discussion about identifying the guy by a mole on his &#39;tallywhacker&#39;. I remember sitting in a theater crying from laughing so hard. Of course I was only about 14 at the time. ;)

The Horror fanatic
12-23-2003, 04:48 PM
The funniest i have seen is when james woods on the toilet in scary movie 2, i never laughed so hard. But in the 3rd one i just had to laugh when the kid got run over at the end. Yes it was expected but i still laughed.

bujub22
12-23-2003, 09:53 PM
the whole movie boat trip had me rofl when i saw it specially when they found out it&#39;s a gay cruise :D

Mr. Peabody
12-24-2003, 09:16 AM
Looks like alot of people like Airplane1-2

Anyone remember the scene in the first one when they were dancing,and she was spinning him around by his legs. :lol:
Almost busted a gut watching the dance scene.

mmjaqui
12-29-2003, 07:21 AM
[B]FUCK the palestnians bunch of Terrorists :tank: were coming for you next

Monkeee
12-29-2003, 07:30 AM
there&#39;s this one scene in family guy episode where Peter is playing Black Jack 21&#33;

Dealer: You Have 20&#33;
Peter: Hit Me
Louis: No Dont&#33;
Peter: HIT ME&#33;&#33;
Dealer:21&#33;
Peter: Hit Me
Dealer: 30....
Peter: Hit ME

:D :lol: :lol: :lol:

JACK-RIPPER
03-04-2004, 11:34 PM
The funniest scene I have seen was in Austin Powers" Goldmember"
when Mike Myers was behind that white curtain with the dwarf and he was trying to give a urine sample.
It looked like he had a 3ft Penis that could bend in half, walk, talk and be your best friend. :lol: :lol:

seiya_33
03-05-2004, 12:20 AM
didnt read all the post so my bad if it is already posted ,

the scene in old school where will ferrel shoots himself in the neck with the tranquilizer gun , now that was funny.

the royal tenebaums- when pagoda stabs royal in the gut and then puts him inside the taxi and leaves with him .

high fidelity - the scene where cusacks character is dreaming about the guy thats sleeping with his girl and then he and jack black start beating him up.

SNL - chris farley skit where he is talking to the mexican kids and hes all hyped up in cocoa levaes or something , and he starts to trash the place.

road trip- when tom green is about to feed the snake and it bites his whole hand and he starts swinging it around.

Falconetti
03-05-2004, 10:08 PM
From the top of my head. A scene from Half Baked, where all the guys have just robbed the Marijuana storage where Dave worked at and as they climb down the roof, they`re surrounded by police officers then Scarface says, "I`m gonna make a run for it B&#33;"

Funny a** s***&#33; :lol:

ck-uk
03-05-2004, 10:29 PM
Its a choice of two ,both from "stir crazy".The one in the court room when they get sentenced for 200 odd yrs,their faces are mad.The other just after walking down the corridor acting all hyped up ,i piss&#39;s myself watching this film. :)

bujub22
03-06-2004, 12:06 AM
u ever sit on a grow&#39;n mans lap? airplane :lol:

tbb_ensae
03-06-2004, 12:07 AM
mission to mars. the whole film.

seiya_33
03-06-2004, 01:26 AM
punchdrunklove - when adam sandler is trying to sell the plunger by telling the guys that its the strongest and its durable so he hits the table with it and it smashes into pieces.

the royal tenenbaums - the whole scene where royal takes his grandsons to a dog fight and then they wait till the light turns green to run across the street.

WOX
03-06-2004, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by JACK&#045;RIPPER@4 March 2004 - 23:34
The funniest scene I have seen was in Austin Powers" Goldmember"
when Mike Myers was behind that white curtain with the dwarf and he was trying to give a urine sample.
It looked like he had a 3ft Penis that could bend in half, walk, talk and be your best friend. :lol: :lol:
i remember that one i couldn&#39;t stop laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

lonleygirl
03-06-2004, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by sum_sicko@3 August 2003 - 07:33
Freddy Got Fingered - when he delivers the baby scene :lol: :lol: :lol:

qrruippel spanking, in F got fingrd

lee551
03-06-2004, 06:39 PM
out cold: when they put luke in the car & they spin it in a circle, then he wakes up and freaks out :lol:

airheads: when the boss comes in & see&#39;s pip romping his secretary "you&#39;re screwing on my &#036;1500 couch&#33;&#33;"

DipSet Taliban
03-07-2004, 07:41 PM
This is from a tv show but in "family guy" when peter gets sentenced to a term in prison and every yells "oh no&#33;" and the kool aid man comes in yelling "OH YEAH"

Gripper
03-07-2004, 09:25 PM
:D In Dogma when Jay and silent Bob beat up the two angels ang throw them from the train and Bob says to the rest of the passengers "No tickets"


Watching the scramble to get tickets out was cracking&#33; :D

jules1013
04-01-2004, 07:36 PM
Well Around here, between Normandy and the Western, We call this here, a little twenty-twen-twen, Niggaaaaa&#33;&#33;&#33; From FRIDAY.

jules1013
04-01-2004, 07:38 PM
In Pulp Fiction when Vincent Vega says to Jules: "oh shit&#33; I just shot Marvin in the face." to me its funny cuz he says it all non-challant like.

coreyt44
04-01-2004, 10:08 PM
There was alot of funny parts in dumb and dumberer, but the part when harry threw the 10 brick through the window to lloyd was hilarious&#33; ( mostely cause it was such a dumb thing to do :P )

jules1013
04-02-2004, 03:53 AM
"every time im in da kitchen, you in da kitchen, eating up all the....." i forget, but in friday the dad tells greg to not eat so much. its funny.

jules1013
04-02-2004, 03:55 AM
"chmon Lee&#33; Chmon Lee, I said Chmon&#33;" in rush hour two. when Carter is singing kareoke in the gangsters bar.

puk:))
04-02-2004, 12:22 PM
the "anal dwelling butt monkey" scene from bruce almighty :lol: :lol:

Expire
04-02-2004, 01:04 PM
human traffic, where the 2 guys are taking some coke and there saying IM FUCKED.

NURSE&#33; need a piss pot :D

Expire
04-02-2004, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@10 December 2003 - 06:33
shitting while running at full speed, with a jock strap on, i saw that. that was fuckin hilarious :lol:
too fuckin right :lol:

pusher
04-02-2004, 01:15 PM
There are a few scenes from a few movies that always make me chuckle:

The scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where Indy throws what&#39;s-his-face (I can&#39;t remember his name) out of the zepplin and says to everyone "No ticket." That always makes me smile.

The scene in the movie Tommy Boy where Chris Farrley (sp?) is using the potential buyers model cars as examples of the quality of brake pads.

The music video in Velvet Goldmine where the Maxwell Demon character is fucking the plastic dolls. When he throws the guy figure into the wall I always laugh hysterically.

In Zoolander where Hansel, Zoolander, and Matilda are sitting in the dirt room and Matilda explains she was "the fat kid in school" and Zoolander goes "Ew."

Ahh... movies are such fun. :)

Express
07-07-2008, 02:01 PM
friday and nest friday.. they are simply amazing movies

dodgy368
07-15-2008, 05:05 PM
The outtake from a Pink Panther film where Peter Sellers keeps farting in the lift!:lol::lol::lol:

Axoric
07-15-2008, 06:54 PM
if talking about south park then
Sexual harrasment panda episode Skeeter dialogues.
"hey,we dont take kindly to your types around here"

layla17
07-17-2008, 01:51 PM
I think the part in Elf when Will Farrell has trouble with the escalator is hilarious.

ljqzkw
07-20-2008, 04:13 AM
I liked the first 10 min of "Full metal Jacket" when the commander comes in and says all this funny shit..."I like you, you can come to my house and fuck my sister" etc. :lol:

markupmaster
07-20-2008, 06:58 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ToEPsiwOpCE

I upped that scene from Dumb and Dumber on youtube.

Jim Carrey at his best!

:lol:

layla17
07-23-2008, 02:39 PM
I liked the part when he chased Mary down in the airport...it was definitely my favorite part.

markupmaster
07-25-2008, 04:32 AM
I liked the part when he chased Mary down in the airport...it was definitely my favorite part.

Yeah, Especially the part where he goes"Move it or lose it sister!"


:lol: