check check

[zedex]

things i was able to do while waiting for the new topic page to upload :

go to the toilet for number 1

role myself a nice big fat one

make me a coffee 2 sugar

fight with my girlfreind on the phone

tats it and here i am now smoking the fatty and drinking some coffe

[Squeamous]

I managed to cycle from Land's End to John O Groats :yup:

[Squeamous]

Yay! I can just about move my sphincter between posts now :happy:

[enoughfakefiles]

fight with my girlfreind on the phone

How big is your phone :unsure:

[bilkenter]

ahahahahahah good one dude... It must be pretty big for them to fight on the phone ahaha

[chalice]

Yay! I can just about move my sphincter between posts now :happy:

You have a portable sphincter?

Well done. Marry me.

[Squeamous]

Yes, it's attached to legs!

[chalice]

Legs too?

Have my children.

[CrabGirl]

Hiya Squemous. How're ya

[Squeamous]

Hello Crabby!

Chalice is trying to make me a bigamist :cry:. Apart from that I'm quite happy, although it's been an early, long and tedious day. How about you?

[CrabGirl]

Hello Crabby!

Chalice is trying to make me a bigamist :cry:. Apart from that I'm quite happy, although it's been an early, long and tedious day. How about you?

Oh go there! He's got the best accent ever. Good to hear you're ok. I'm ok, jobless as of December so trying to decide what to do with my life, but otherwise not bad!

[Squeamous]

Ooooh, Mystic Squeamy says this is what you've been waiting for! All the stars are in alignment telling you to do something with your degree like you've always said you should *Woooo ooooo!* Or maybe just play it safe in something similar :snooty:.

Chalice, what's your accent like? Is it Dutch?

[CrabGirl]

Ooooh, Mystic Squeamy says this is what you've been waiting for! All the stars are in alignment telling you to do something with your degree like you've always said you should *Woooo ooooo!* Or maybe just play it safe in something similar :snooty:.

Chalice, what's your accent like? Is it Dutch?

Yes, although I'm pissed at wasting three years of hard work its a good opportunity. I kinda want to stay in wine though. I'm staying long enough to finish these exams then moving on. I'm not ruling out other options though.

He's got a Northern Irish accent which is teh sex.

[chalice]

It's Northern Irish. You wouldn't like it. Fact.

We've already discussed this, you mentalist.

[CrabGirl]

Yes but I LIKE the Northern Irish accent. It's my favorite one!

[chalice]

Yeah but you also like gingers.

So I'm not altogether convinced about your taste.

[Squeamous]

Yes, although I'm pissed at wasting three years of hard work its a good opportunity. I kinda want to stay in wine though. I'm staying long enough to finish these exams then moving on. I'm not ruling out other options though.

He's got a Northern Irish accent which is teh sex.

Yeah, that's the trouble with moving careers if the skills aren't transferrable...less cash and you have to start again :(.

So he's IRA Irish? :unsure:

[chalice]

Yes, although I'm pissed at wasting three years of hard work its a good opportunity. I kinda want to stay in wine though. I'm staying long enough to finish these exams then moving on. I'm not ruling out other options though.

He's got a Northern Irish accent which is teh sex.

Yeah, that's the trouble with moving careers if the skills aren't transferrable...less cash and you have to start again :(.

So he's IRA Irish? :unsure:

Harsh.

[CrabGirl]

Yeah but you also like gingers.

So I'm not altogether convinced about your taste.


I have impeccible tastes, thanks very much! I like firey hair, firey people, regional accents, cacti, glaciers, stained glass, cats, wine, the sea, and much much more.... like I said, impeccible tastes.

[CrabGirl]

Yes, although I'm pissed at wasting three years of hard work its a good opportunity. I kinda want to stay in wine though. I'm staying long enough to finish these exams then moving on. I'm not ruling out other options though.

He's got a Northern Irish accent which is teh sex.

Yeah, that's the trouble with moving careers if the skills aren't transferrable...less cash and you have to start again :(.

So he's IRA Irish? :unsure:

Thats about the gist of it yes.

(Sorry Chalice)

[chalice]

Check under your cars, bitches.

[Snee]

And you like spelling "fiery" wrong.

Impeccable to the max.

[Snee]

McAeQiLmEYU

[Biggles]

Check under your cars, bitches.

:O

oil leaks

- not as immediate as bombs but pretty irritating nonetheless

[CrabGirl]

And you like spelling "fiery" wrong.

Impeccable to the max.

@ Chalise - I haven't got a car.

@ Snee - Whoops. I have no excuse other that the fact I'm not wearing my specs, and that I'm dim.

[Squeamous]

[
Harsh.

Begorra! Gissa tater.

[chalice]

[
Harsh.

Begorra! Gissa tater.

It's a joily hollerday wif Marwy.

[Squeamous]

I have impeccible tastes, thanks very much! I like firey hair, firey people, regional accents, cacti, glaciers, stained glass, cats, wine, the sea, and much much more.... like I said, impeccible tastes.

OMG!

http://i30.tinypic.com/11v2ssn.jpg

That's just one half of the bay window :D. I've got a bit of a thing for red heads too, and I like the sea and regional accents. The rest I'm meh about.

[Squeamous]

Begorra! Gissa tater.

It's a joily hollerday wif Marwy.

Touche my friend :eyebrows:

[Snee]

kinda' cruel keeping the cats in that small cage, though.

[Snee]

Or is that for the redheads.

[Squeamous]

I keep them under the bed :snooty:

[CrabGirl]

I have impeccible tastes, thanks very much! I like firey hair, firey people, regional accents, cacti, glaciers, stained glass, cats, wine, the sea, and much much more.... like I said, impeccible tastes.

OMG!

http://i30.tinypic.com/11v2ssn.jpg

That's just one half of the bay window :D. I've got a bit of a thing for red heads too, and I like the sea and regional accents. The rest I'm meh about.

Lol! We have far too much in common. I love your cacti collection!
What are the animals in the cage, and what is bairstow eves?

[Squeamous]

There's some in the bedroom too! I only have two window sills in the place so that limits my collection. That tall euphorbia trigona was about 10cm tall when I bought it. It needs a new pot every year...next year it'll have to go on the floor.

The animals are rats :D

Bairstow Eves is an uber posh estate agent. I went in there when I first moved here asking about rented bedsits and they looked at me like I'd pulled down my pants and dumped on their rug :rolleyes:.