On my own

[Skweeky]

all on my own for two weeks :cry:

Hubbie is down south for his product training and I'm left on my own in a big scary house in Cumbernauld :fear:

Going down to Bracknell for the weekend though :D

[JPaul]

He got arrested at the orange walk did he.

14 days without the option.

[Skweeky]

He doesn't participate in that nonsense :snooty:

[JPaul]

I thought maybe as an homage to your Dutchness.

[Mr. Mulder]

im on my own all this week and i don't have work, we could keep each other naked company :naughty:

[Skweeky]

:angry:

I don't like being on my own :cry:
Today of all days mulder couldn't be bothered hiding in the bushes outside the house.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/PeepingTom.jpg

maybe i've changed windows :sneaky:

[Biggles]

:angry:

I don't like being on my own :cry:
Today of all days mulder couldn't be bothered hiding in the bushes outside the house.

I am sure he is there. He haxors into your wifi with his laptop.

[Something Else]

My missus is away for 2 weeks from Thursday.

Everyone who has posted in this thread so far is welcome over for drinks and other stuff. :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Phew, that makes me feel a lot better!

Was supposed to go to the movies with a mate tonight, but he decided tennis was more important :dry:

[JPaul]

Tennis, forgot about that.

Now I can deliberately not watch it rather than just forgetting to not.

[thewizeard]

all on my own for two weeks :cry:

Hubbie is down south for his product training and I'm left on my own in a big scary house in Cumbernauld :fear:

Going down to Bracknell for the weekend though :D :(

:w00t: ..o wacht...verdorrie wou gelijk een vlucht naar Pictland pakken.. Bracknell is zoooo verschrikkelijk... zaai.. :rolleyes:

[Something Else]

There's a zoo in Bracknell and captain Picard is visiting. :w00t:

[thewizeard]

..I am sure Skweeks has better things to do than observe incarcerated animals..on the other hand she is often here :) hoi Benchez...

[CrabGirl]

Poor Skweeks....

You can help me plan this fecking hennight!
I keep getting caught up looking at websites like this.

http://www.fairygoodies.co.uk/

[thewizeard]

Hoi CrabGirl :)

[Skweeky]

I've a baby shower to organise and can't find a shop that does foil balloons

[Barbarossa]

"Birthdays" or "Clinton Cards" ?

[Skweeky]

I wasn't sure if they do stuff like that?

Their websites don't mention anything...

[Barbarossa]

Well they definitely do foil balloons yes, they'll even pump helium in them for you.

I'm not sure if they do specific ones for baby showers though.

Baby showers are not all that common in the UK to be honest. It's more an American thing isn't it?

[CrabGirl]

Definately clintons

Or here...
http://www.planetballoon.co.uk/cat/balloons.php?category=Y&pagetitle=New%20Baby%20and%20Christening%20Balloons

[Skweeky]

I got a really cool twin balloon set ( my friend is having twins). They'll deliver it to work and are including free chocolates.

She just wants money so all I need to do now is buy some banners and sprinkles and order the buffet!

Woohoooo

[Snee]

My missus is away for 2 weeks from Thursday.

Everyone who has posted in this thread so far is welcome over for drinks and other stuff. :smilie4:

Racist.

[Something Else]

'k. Well no cunts have posted yet so offer is extended up to this post. :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

We can meet up in Bracknell :w00t:

[Something Else]

And go to the zoo. :w00t:

[Skweeky]

I don't like zoos :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

not even the penguins, elephants and giraffes? :cry:

[JPaul]

And go to the zoo. :w00t:

CrabBurd can bring Golf Clubs :w00t:

[Skweeky]

Definitely not. Once went to Edinburgh zoo and it was the most horrific state of affairs I've seen in my life. How the RSPCA never did anything about it, I just don't get.

Zoos are disgusting. Fact

[JPaul]

I agree with the Dutch lassie. Zoos are the pits.

[JPaul]

What do we think about Safari Parks btw.

[Something Else]

Safari parks are good if you want monkeys to nick your windscreen wipers. :dry:

[Skweeky]

Meh, keeping exotics animals in a north atlantic climate? Fucked up if you ask me. :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, best to just leave them in the wild where they can get poached to extinction, eh? :mellow:

[Skweeky]

I have nothing against wild life reserves. :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

I adopted a rhino once, it was being looked after in a wildlife reserve, the Garamba National Park in Africa somewhere, and I sent it £5 a month so it could get food and go to the pictures or whatever.

Anyway, a couple of years ago I got a letter to say they there was a war or something and all the gamekeepers couldn't patrol the park because it was too dangerous, and while they were away some poachers came and slaughtered most of the remaining rhinos, including the one I adopted.

I sure wish I'd saved up all those £5's for a plane ticket to bring him to Longleat :cry:

[Squeamous]

all on my own for two weeks :cry:

Hubbie is down south for his product training and I'm left on my own in a big scary house in Cumbernauld :fear:

Going down to Bracknell for the weekend though :D

Sounds like bliss to me!

[Skweeky]

Yeah, it's quite nice actually. Thursday and the house is still as clean is if it were Sunday. And there's no piles of washing everywhere.

[Guillaume]

Don't tell me you have to do your own farting now.

[Skweeky]

Being pregnant, that's not a problem :mellow:

[Barbarossa]

What are you going to do if you need a jar opening? :fear:

[Skweeky]

I only have tins in the house!

I thought about this :lol:

[Squeamous]

Yeah, it's quite nice actually. Thursday and the house is still as clean is if it were Sunday. And there's no piles of washing everywhere.

2 whole weeks as well! I've been away for 3 days and I'm just getting over the freedom withdrawal symptoms.

What you been up to?

[Skweeky]

To be honest, I've been working loads... We have a lot of people off on holiday and off sick as well so I've not been getting home until after 7PM every single night.

Was supposed to do some stuff with my mate but he's off sick with a tummy bug so I told him to stay away from me with his dirty germs.

Going down to London for the weekend tonight. Going to do touristy stuff :D

[Squeamous]

You must be the size of a house by now! Will it be sedentary stuff like the London Eye? Oooo, I recommend Covent Garden for a leisurely stroll with lots of cafe breaks. Neal's Yard is wicked for shopping, and there's tea rooms all around there.

[Something Else]

I spent a lot of my childhood around Covent Garden. My parents had a stall there selling terrariums when I was little. :hippie:

[Squeamous]

Did you pick a pocket or two?

[Something Else]

Two, at least. :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

No one uses hankies anymore....them were the days!

[Snee]

all on my own for two weeks :cry:

Hubbie is down south for his product training and I'm left on my own in a big scary house in Cumbernauld :fear:

Going down to Bracknell for the weekend though :D

So, how's it working out, then, thus far?

[Skweeky]

It's been pretty good actually :lol:

I'm loving the peace and quiet at night. Now that I've figured out how to work the dishwasher things are brilliant :LOL:

[Skweeky]

You must be the size of a house by now! Will it be sedentary stuff like the London Eye? Oooo, I recommend Covent Garden for a leisurely stroll with lots of cafe breaks. Neal's Yard is wicked for shopping, and there's tea rooms all around there.


Actually... I'm not that big. I'll take a picture of the bump tonight to show yous.

Ended up in the British museum and then lunch in a nice Japanese place in the west end. Then we walked past a huge Dorothy Perkins with a maternity wear sale :w00t:

[Squeamous]

It's like London knew you were coming :w00t:. Which Japanese place was it?

Will you being doing a Vanity Fair Demi type picture, because if so I think we'll need to get some pacemakers in :ermm:

[Skweeky]

I can't remember the name of it...

I don't think the picture will be quote as sophisticated as that :lol:

I might include the bewbs in a tasty bra :snooty:

[Squeamous]

Ah ok....I sometimes eat around there, I wondered if I'd been to it.

I am so not going to be able to get in here tonight.....we may need some sort of ticketing system :unsure:.

[Skweeky]

We should charge.

The profits can go in the child trust fund. :yes:

[Squeamous]

Ah yes, the beer child trust fund.....:shifty:

[Skweeky]

Ah that's it... my two weeks of peace and quiet over with.

From now on it will be a battle to make him do up the nursery and do the cleaning.

It's been good :lol:

[Acid_death69]

two women plotting! nothing good can come from this :p