fish

[Mr. Mulder]

my brother is away for the week, i am looking after his three fish (finny, morgan and ernest).

i don't know much about fish, he said to feed them some fish food in the morning and then leave them alone though he didn't say how often i should walk them? :unsure:

[Something Else]

Don't feed them too much. They pop.
Walk in a plastic bag, see-through, without holes.

[Mr. Mulder]

im also looking after my parents 17 year old dog. i am to feed it once, sometimes twice a day and take it for a walk every two days. its like a fucking zoo in here or something else.

[Mr. Mulder]

wish i was looking after elephants, elephants rawk.

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Elephant_Digging15.jpg

[Something Else]

Nice. I'm looking after my mum's 5 cats at the moment too, then, the missus is leaving and I have to look after her plants too. :emo:

We are fellow zookeepers. Swapsies?

[Something Else]

I'll give you 2 cats and a plant for the Elephant. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

fucking hell i forgot all about the plants!1 :o :o :o

[Mr. Mulder]

I'll give you 2 cats and a plant for the Elephant. :smilie4:
depends, are they lolcats? :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

They are only lol cats if you do h4rsh things to them and take pics.

[chalice]

Lend us one of your cats, Benjamin.

They could kick the fuck out my meeces for me.

I hates them meeces to pieces. Wee bastards were hiding out in our tumble dryer innit. Discovered loads of mouse shite behind it yesterday. They were living under the drum. Not no mores. Had to fuck it out. Have to use a clothes horse for drying stuff now. Clothes horses? Do they count as animals, like? My house is like a zoo too. A shite zoo.

[Something Else]

What's the best way to package a cat for delivery. :eyebrows:

Is your hammer broken. :unsure:

[chalice]

They got wise to the hammer. They've built up an immunity to it. Mighty Mouse ftw.

Might just let them keep the fucking house and go live in a tent in the garden.

[Mr. Mulder]

if fish only have a memory of a few seconds, how come they always know to go to the surface for food? How come they don't look for it at the bottom of the tank or in the middle or under the weeds? ...i smell deception :eyebrows:

[Snee]

Instinct or post-it notes, probably.

[Barbarossa]

Don't they just swim towards the light :blink: