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apextwin146
07-10-2008, 10:57 AM
The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.
- David Coleman

Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.
- Mike Ingham

It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.
- Radio 5 live

You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.
- Alan Green

It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.
- Derek Rae

And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
- Ian Darke


The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.
- John Helm

Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.
- Barry Davies


Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
- David Acfield

The funniest manager right now has to be the former Saints dude Gordon Strachan, now in charge of Celtic.


Strachan on Wayne Rooney
Its an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a
call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson


Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]


Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy
to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to
bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my
priority rather than Agustin Delgado.


Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there....

markupmaster
07-10-2008, 06:02 PM
:lol:

Funny stuff..

:P

apextwin146
07-10-2008, 06:45 PM
yeah Strachan is really funny ...

EpicFailure
07-15-2008, 12:06 AM
Hardcore funny :D And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0. LOL

Septimus
07-22-2008, 12:45 AM
good ones

Sweetiepie
07-27-2008, 08:20 AM
haha, lol :)

stu3rt
11-19-2013, 07:32 PM
:)

IdolEyes787
11-19-2013, 10:23 PM
:)

Not to be inhospitable and risk scaring you off or anything but fuck off.

deemusic836
01-26-2014, 05:54 AM
lol real funny