Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

[Mr. Mulder]

I've been cutting stuffs down most of the day, all of what you see was massive and overgrown. got to use a hedge trimmer (chainsaw lite), man work is what it was.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/13072008056.jpg

[JPaul]

Yeah, your lilac dustpan looks manly as fuck.

[IdolEyes787]

Wide hedges where you have to use a ladder are the absolute worst.:yup:

Just wondering what do you do with the trimmings?
And I think the dustpan is a manly robin's egg blue.

[JPaul]

:lol:

It's really manly that you knew that.

[IdolEyes787]

Thanks I thought so too.:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

Yeah, your lilac dustpan looks manly as fuck.
its teardrop blue, too bad i never cry.

[Mr. Mulder]

Wide hedges where you have to use a ladder are the absolute worst.:yup:

Just wondering what do you do with the trimmings?
And I think the dustpan is a manly robin's egg blue.
i take them down the dump, my cars a fucking mess now because of this and is filled with surprise spiders :o

[JPaul]

What's a "surprise spider".

[Mr. Mulder]

the very worst kind.

[tralalala]

The ones that creepy-crawl up your pants and eventually give you a wee nibble at the testicle? :unsure:

Or surprise spiders as in the same type as those beetles in the Mummy film?

[Something Else]

I hope poor skweeky doesn't read this. She put me on ignore once for posting spider phoaties.

[tralalala]

She's done a Manker too hasn't she? :emo:

[JPaul]

I hope poor skweeky doesn't read this. She put me on ignore once for posting spider phoaties.

She just used that as an excuse. It was really because you're a cunt.

[Something Else]

I hope poor skweeky doesn't read this. She put me on ignore once for posting spider phoaties.

She just used that as an excuse. It was really because you're a cunt.

Cunt-punched. :emo:

http://i37.tinypic.com/66c9io.jpg

[tralalala]

WOW... Is that one for real?! :o

[JPaul]

If it is it's difficult to imagine anyone surviving it.

[Something Else]

Left hand drive in the states. :pinch:

[tralalala]

@JP - Indeed.. :unsure:

@Bench - What :mellow:

[tesco]

That's one strong RV or one weak-ass building. :blink:

[Something Else]

@Bench - What :mellow:


I thought the driver would survive as only the left side of the cab is crushed. The driver is in the right side of the cab. Yes my other post made no sense. :ermm:

[tesco]

@Bench - What :mellow:


I thought the driver would survive as only the left side of the cab is crushed. The driver is in the right side of the cab. Yes my other post made no sense. :ermm:
I understood it.:huh:

[Something Else]

http://www.bigcheesebadges.com/images/badges/large/symbols/tescovaluebadge.jpg

At least someone did.

[tralalala]

It's hard to tell exactly which side of the car is getting crushed (as in, how far to the right side of the car the station crashed on the car)... Either way, a brilliant caption :lol:

[Squeamous]

I can't help but notice we didn't get any manly bare chest wearing garden gloves shots :dry:

[Squeamous]

What's a "surprise spider".

They're the ones that crawl up your leg when you stand on a nest and you look down then scream and pull down your trousers in the middle of a caravan park and your pants come down with them :pinch:.

[Something Else]

I can't help but notice we didn't get any manly bare chest wearing garden gloves shots :dry:

Here's me chillin on a tree.

http://bitimage.co.uk/images/m66g482fgbklxeczdhps.jpg (http://bitimage.co.uk/)

:01:

[The Flying Cow]

I can't help but notice we didn't get any manly bare chest wearing garden gloves shots :dry:

Well we also didn't get any bare-chested shots of you when you went to that DJ concert-thing, remember Squeam? :unsure:

-Sherman

[Squeamous]

Here's me chillin on a tree.

http://bitimage.co.uk/images/m66g482fgbklxeczdhps.jpg (http://bitimage.co.uk/)

:01:

Where are the garden gloves? :ermm:

The club wasn't a topless one :snooty:

[Something Else]

:cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

I can't help but notice we didn't get any manly bare chest wearing garden gloves shots :dry:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/images/2007/06/26/abbey_house_gardens_4_150_107x200.jpg

that's right, drink it in. :naughty:

[Squeamous]

Why is some old bloke wanking you off in a park? :O

[Mr. Mulder]

Why is some old bloke wanking you off in a park? :O
it is sunday isn't it? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Look, this is what I had in mind:

http://i30.tinypic.com/2lc8cr7.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/2u5cmdz.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/2015bt.jpg

I'm really interested in cement :yup:

[tesco]

stalker. :O

[JPaul]

Oh cement.

Sorry I mis-heard you there.

[tesco]

What did you mistake it for? :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

semen, obviousment.

[JPaul]

Seamen.

[Squeamous]

Stalker? How dare you! He was parading outside my bedroom window. If I had been doing same inside he would have looked :snooty:.

[Mr. Mulder]

Look, this is what I had in mind:

http://i30.tinypic.com/2lc8cr7.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/2u5cmdz.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/2015bt.jpg

I'm really interested in cement :yup:
Pervert.

That you'd climb up onto your roof and disguise your self as a pigeon to take sexy surveillance is dedication, i salute you :cry:

[Squeamous]

That was taken through semi-shut blinds :yup:

[Skiz]

ffs Mouldy, tell your slack ass neighbor to mow the grass. :ermm:

[The Flying Cow]

Squeam, you scary scary girl.

-Shperman

[Squeamous]

I may need to lay a patio one day :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

I may need to lay a patio builder one day :ermm:

:ermm:

[Squeamous]

Not that one though......I saw him hacking up a huge grolly the other day :pinch:.

[Something Else]

Grolly. :blink:

[Barbarossa]

Isn't a grolly a bit of snot :blink:

[Skiz]

That would make sense then.

He was hacking up what we call a, "loogy" from his throat and spit it out?

[Squeamous]

No, he put his finger on one side of his nose and blew really hard, and all this snot sort of fell out onto the ground but loads was left hanging, and he just pinched it off with his fingers :cry:. It's either that or peeing against the fence. I prefer the snot :(.

[The Flying Cow]

Dang. That's tuff stuff.

The snot, you say? :happy:

-Sherman

[Squeamous]

Obviously I'd rather he didn't do either, the dirty bastard.

[Skiz]

No, he put his finger on one side of his nose and blew really hard, and all this snot sort of fell out onto the ground but loads was left hanging, and he just pinched it off with his fingers :cry:. It's either that or peeing against the fence. I prefer the snot :(.

We call that a "Johnny Blow" here. I do it incessantly during allergy season, though I rarely have any left hanging. That's rookie shit. :snooty:

[Squeamous]

That's revolting! Men can be so disgusting. :cry:

[Skiz]

Why does using a piece of paper and blowing it into your own hand, not disgusting. It gets all over your nose, etc. and you end up wiping it off your face.

I find blowing it straight onto the ground much more favorable... and clean.

[Barbarossa]

Pick it and flick it, or GTFO :ermm:

[Guillaume]

I find blowing it straight onto the ground much more favorable... and clean.
Well, there's your problem: an unclear concept of what's clean.

[Squeamous]

I find blowing it straight onto the ground much more favorable... and clean.
Well, there's your problem: an unclear concept of what's clean.

:yup:

Blowing it on the ground spreads germs! Blow it into a tissue and bin it. And no-one else wants to see the contents of your nose.

[Guillaume]

And no-one else wants to see the contents of your nose.

Specialised japanese websites maybe? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

:pinch:

[Skiz]

It isn't like I do it indoors or something. Like I said, it's usually during allergy season so I'm outside if my allergies are acting up. I johnny blow in the grass and no one sees anything. It doesn't give off anymore germs there than it does in my nose or possibly in a tissue.

[Squeamous]

Giving it a name does not make it acceptable :snooty:

This is why I don't sit in the park in the summer....that and I'm a miserable sun-hating bitch.

[The Flying Cow]

Skin too white I suppose?

-Sherman

[Skiz]

No such thing.

[Something Else]

Nazi. :eyebrows:

[The Flying Cow]

Today is shower day for you, ben.

-Sherman

[Squeamous]

Yeah, I just burn :(. That and it makes me grumpy.