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Skweeky
07-15-2008, 06:34 PM
I've been using public transport for ages now and nothing ever happened.

Yesterday I was on the train and someone threw a brick at it. The window accross from me was smashed to bits.

Today I was taking the bus. Another bus crashed into it and again, the window accross from me was smashed to bits.

:unsure:

Something Else
07-15-2008, 06:41 PM
:fear:

Keep sitting where you're sitting.

Guillaume
07-15-2008, 07:00 PM
I've been using public transport for ages now and nothing ever happened.

Yesterday I was on the train and someone threw a brick at it. The window accross from me was smashed to bits.

Today I was taking the bus. Another bus crashed into it and again, the window accross from me was smashed to bits.

:unsure:
It's the belgiophobic conspiracy. They're out to get you. :cry:

Bionic
07-15-2008, 07:05 PM
You're having a Night Mare! Wake up dude!

Skweeky
07-15-2008, 07:08 PM
I'm going to trawl tinternetz for clues. :poirot:

Mr. Mulder
07-15-2008, 08:21 PM
:o

wear this at all times

http://hpbimg.bluebell-wood.co.uk/builders%20hat.jpg

and these... :sneaky:

http://www.notus-online.com/catalog/pics/Molded_Bra___Thong.jpg

tralalala
07-15-2008, 08:30 PM
:glag: kwailtee

The Flying Cow
07-15-2008, 08:45 PM
Can't see "these" Mulder.

That's messed up. I've witnessed tube havoc in the form of fights/robberies/beggars and the like, but never hooliganism toward the transport vehicles themselves. Safe for bombs on the train (of the graffiti type).

-Sherman

Squeamous
07-15-2008, 08:50 PM
I had this once, and to be honest I find it a bit remiss of the local thuggery. This is London, I expect it at least once a year.

I bet you were shook up Skweeks :console:. Don't worry though, that glass is the special stuff that shatters into little harmless blocks.

tesco
07-15-2008, 11:30 PM
Can't see "these" Mulder.
http://www.notus-online.com/catalog/pics/Molded_Bra___Thong.jpg

The Flying Cow
07-15-2008, 11:59 PM
Cheers ros.

-Sherman

Something Else
07-16-2008, 12:00 AM
Can't see "these" Mulder.
http://www.notus-online.com/catalog/pics/Molded_Bra___Thong.jpg

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /catalog/pics/Molded_Bra___Thong.jpg on this server.


:O

The Flying Cow
07-16-2008, 12:02 AM
Just hit F5 parkbench.

If you still don't manage to see them,

It's a bra and panties, of black quality

-Sherman

Something Else
07-16-2008, 12:03 AM
Just hit F5 parkbench.

If you still don't manage to see them,

It's a bra and panties, of black quality

-Sherman

/pics. :w00t:

Skweeky
07-16-2008, 05:26 AM
I hope they have those in a D cup... the bewbs have gone up another size :o

Mr. Mulder
07-16-2008, 08:04 AM
I hope they have those in a D cup... the bewbs have gone up another size :o
:drool:

Squeamous
07-16-2008, 10:26 AM
Has anyone thought to 'augment' Skweeky's tit picture yet? :unsure:

Hairbautt
07-16-2008, 01:12 PM
Has anyone thought to 'augment' Skweeky's tit picture yet? :unsure:
Yes.

We're not stupid, you know.

Squeamous
07-16-2008, 04:03 PM
Was it like that film from the 80's about the boys who computer generate Kelly LeBrock? :pinch:

CrabGirl
07-16-2008, 06:03 PM
Weird Science?

Hairbautt
07-16-2008, 06:09 PM
http://bp2.blogger.com/_MQjnjdhJPS8/RxIUP2xLUaI/AAAAAAAAAKM/lNeHwsxHOHM/s400/robot-sex.jpg
http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/titular_movie_themes_ws.jpg
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9793/tilt2k6kellylebrock015um.jpg

Squeamous
07-16-2008, 06:24 PM
Weird Science?

That's the one!

Skweeky
07-16-2008, 06:31 PM
I can't find my digital camera :angry:

Something Else
07-16-2008, 06:32 PM
Dang and blast. That's my evening ruined. :cry:

Skweeky
07-16-2008, 06:37 PM
Never mind

It's sitting right in front of me :rolleyes:

Squeamous
07-16-2008, 10:26 PM
Was it under your line of sight? :unsure:

Seedler
07-17-2008, 01:35 AM
A few days ago my dad, who was sitting opposite of me at lunch, dropped a glass and it shattered.:unsure:

does that count

thewizeard
07-17-2008, 07:52 AM
I've been using public transport for ages now and nothing ever happened.

Yesterday I was on the train and someone threw a brick at it. The window accross from me was smashed to bits.

Today I was taking the bus. Another bus crashed into it and again, the window accross from me was smashed to bits.

:unsure:

It seemed the only way to grab your attention...:01:

Skweeky
07-17-2008, 05:43 PM
Was it under your line of sight? :unsure:

Na, I'm having trouble concentrating.

thewizeard
07-17-2008, 06:24 PM
It's your baby..probably, endowed with kinetic energies..and hating Public Transport...she..let you know, in a very clear way that it's time to use the " Rolls" .. when travelling from a to b...

How is your "zwangerschap" progressing Skweeky; only a few months left now.. thuis bevallen? :)

Skweeky
07-18-2008, 07:59 AM
Are you insane?

Without drugs? :fear:

Do you know how much contractions hurt??

Skweeky
07-18-2008, 08:00 AM
Are you insane?

Without drugs??

Do you know how much contractions hurt???

:fear:

Squeamous
07-18-2008, 09:49 AM
What was that?

Skweeky
07-18-2008, 12:10 PM
He was asking if I was going for a home delivery.

And the forum has got AIDS again.

Squeamous
07-18-2008, 12:49 PM
:p

Imagine_If
07-19-2008, 07:38 PM
Are you insane?

Without drugs??

Do you know how much contractions hurt???

:fear:

I will send you the drugs... lol

Erm do contractions hurt worse than say a toothache or erm..a hernia? :unsure:

Skweeky
07-19-2008, 08:30 PM
Yes Nigel, they do, as a matter of fact.

Barbarossa
07-19-2008, 10:08 PM
stubbing one's toe is surely worse :snooty:

Acid_death69
07-19-2008, 10:17 PM
stubbing one's toe is surely worse :snooty:
lmao, i dont think ive ever been the pain of stubbing my toe :noes:

CrabGirl
07-19-2008, 10:21 PM
stubbing one's toe is surely worse :snooty:

Standing on a drawing pin? Or bashing your nose on the edge of the door, or sitting with your fingers out behind you in front of a door and someone opening it onto your fingers and scraping all the skin off? All more painful than stubbing your toe, but not as painful as labour I'm betting

Skweeky
07-20-2008, 08:17 AM
:fear:

Luckily there will be all these pain killing drugs to choose from; gas and air, epiphidrine, epidurals. :yes: