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Squeamous
07-20-2008, 07:21 PM
:pinch:

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/amycrotch.jpg

Mr. Mulder
07-20-2008, 07:25 PM
proof that drugs gives you an unkept vagina :no:

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 07:26 PM
Just say no, kids :(.

CrabGirl
07-20-2008, 07:52 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/madonna.jpg


:fear:

enoughfakefiles
07-20-2008, 07:57 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/madonna.jpg


:fear:

Wonder what he's looking at :eyebrows:

CrabGirl
07-20-2008, 07:59 PM
Her scary arms?

Skiz
07-20-2008, 08:03 PM
Madonna's looking quite.... handsome these days.

Snee
07-20-2008, 08:32 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/madonna.jpg


:fear:

Wonder what he's looking at :eyebrows:

I think it looks as if his eyes are closed.

He's probably wishing he was blind.

Snee
07-20-2008, 08:34 PM
The man behind amy there is looking mighty serious, btw.

Acid_death69
07-20-2008, 08:38 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/madonna.jpg


:fear:
Does anyone actually fancy madonna? i mean really, i think she recons she's the nuts, obv in this picture she has more nuts than Justin.

CrabGirl
07-20-2008, 08:55 PM
:pinch:

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/amycrotch.jpg



She is so rank.

What is she holding by the way? Is it a packet of batteries?

Acid_death69
07-20-2008, 08:58 PM
:pinch:

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/amycrotch.jpg



She is so rank.

What is she holding by the way? Is it a packet of batteries?
She might have a battery powered razor:p

enoughfakefiles
07-20-2008, 09:06 PM
Blakes been away a while :dabs:

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 09:08 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/madonna.jpg


:fear:

Wonder what he's looking at :eyebrows:

One of her sinewy pecs?

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 09:12 PM
She is so rank.

What is she holding by the way? Is it a packet of batteries?

Yeah, and a packet of tissues by the looks of it.

She reminds me of that scene in Schindler's List, where the camp guards get all the women to run around naked, and then shoot the sickly emaciated ones.

CrabGirl
07-20-2008, 09:43 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!111

http://www.ozskier.com/blog/uploaded_images/madonna-camel-796442.jpg

CrabGirl
07-20-2008, 09:46 PM
Ohhh Shit.

http://soandthus.blogs.com/so_and_thus/images/2007/06/29/skinny_madonna.jpg

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 09:46 PM
Imagine how poor Guy feels having to prise that dessicated old minge open :cry:. She probably makes him schedule his penis into her vagina with her personal assistant 3 weeks in advance.

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 09:47 PM
Omg...stop it now!

CrabGirl
07-20-2008, 09:50 PM
http://www.networkingtheinternet.com/images/xin-madonna-spread.jpg

CrabGirl
07-20-2008, 09:51 PM
Sorry hon. Couldn't resist!`

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 09:52 PM
The anti-crone :pinch:

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/culture/2008/05/cusl01w-madonnaslideshow.jpg

CrabGirl
07-20-2008, 09:53 PM
I feel dirty now. Like I need to sandpaper my eyes a bit.

tralalala
07-20-2008, 09:55 PM
Or crawl into bed with Mulder..... :smilie4:

Mr. Mulder
07-20-2008, 09:57 PM
madona is one of the few females on this planet i wouldn't intentionally sleep with more than once on the same night.

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 09:57 PM
Nah, I have it on good authority he uses a sock. Fastidious little fucker.

CrabGirl
07-20-2008, 09:59 PM
I heard he's so fastidious he uses Mr Sheen as wank-lube.

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 10:01 PM
madona is one of the few females on this planet i wouldn't intentionally sleep with more than once on the same night.

I raise you a chav:

http://i28.tinypic.com/2hqwj10.jpg

Acid_death69
07-20-2008, 10:03 PM
lmao

Mr. Mulder
07-20-2008, 10:05 PM
making up words doesn't hide the fact that you would love every filthy second of it and you both know it :no:

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 10:06 PM
I heard he's so fastidious he uses Mr Sheen as wank-lube.

:blink:

I heard he's so fastidious he doesn't use a bidet, he just soaps up a hamster :ermm:.

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 10:10 PM
I remember seeing a photo of her letting a tramp suckle on her exposed teat in the street, but I can't find it now. This'll have to do :(

http://www.theantiblogger.com/wp-content/photos/courtney_love.jpg

CrabGirl
07-20-2008, 10:31 PM
/nightmares...

The Flying Cow
07-20-2008, 10:41 PM
Does anyone actually fancy madonna? i mean really, i think she recons she's the nuts, obv in this picture she has more nuts than Justin.

You've taken the words right out of my mouth. I hate the harlot. She's little more than the average tavern wench, that fastens herself as being some sort of Goddess (thus the chosen name, "Madonna"), and now it seems her endless working out sessions and widely reported 'fit' figure at 83 years of age have gone overboard with the bull steroids, that have clearly given her the look of a shemale. Something that is enhanced by her oddly extended beaver (it may also be the sagging pouches of old age).

It's interesting to note she doesn't just use the videos in her more recent musical creations to flounce about in underwear, her live performances show she titilates those odd reverse-pedophiles in the crowd that want to get a touch of her now wide-open snatch. How many times does she perform with something tight around her enornous cunt (cunt-cleavage)?


That last pic would be of Courtney Love Squeam?


As regards the tetra-whore Amy, she doesn't even look female (or human for that matter) anymore. :wacko:
It's no wonder the branches in her bush are haywire all over the place, she's too busy shoving needles in her bodee.


-Sherman

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 10:47 PM
:01: I'm sensing that you don't like Madonna, Shermanator

The Flying Cow
07-20-2008, 10:52 PM
Correcto.

BTW it is Courtney Love right?

-Sherman

Squeamous
07-20-2008, 11:11 PM
Yeah it is. I actually really like her: she really doesn't give a shit!

Acid_death69
07-20-2008, 11:12 PM
Yeah it is. I actually really like her: she really doesn't give a shit!
Whats your take on her and cobain?

The Flying Cow
07-20-2008, 11:19 PM
She was cute in The People Vs. Larry Flynt. Also, considering her parentage, her attitudes are perfectly understandable.

-Sherman

IdolEyes787
07-21-2008, 12:17 AM
She's little more than the average tavern wench, that fastens herself as being some sort of Goddess (thus the chosen name, "Madonna"),



I hated Madonna long before it was fashionable to ridicule the Kabbalah loving cunt but sadly her given name really is Madonna.

Madonna Louise Ciccone Ritchie.

Squeamous
07-21-2008, 07:40 AM
Yeah it is. I actually really like her: she really doesn't give a shit!
Whats your take on her and cobain?

I think she's been demonised and it's not been entirely warranted. At the end of the day he's the only person responsible for himself and his actions.

Acid_death69
07-21-2008, 10:34 AM
aye she did get hounded for it like, who's music do you like better her's or nirvana's?

Skiz
07-21-2008, 10:50 AM
Hole is noise. Nothing more. Courtney was riding her dead hubbies coattails.

Nirvana was pure trend setting genius.

I've already started seeing on more recent "best of" albums lists compiled by renowned music critics where Nevermind is among the top 10 albums of all time along with albums by the Stones and the Beatles and I'm not surprised. That album is synonymous with an entire genre that it helped to create and with Kurt Cobain's demise, the demise of grunge was quick to follow.

Kurt had a great songwriting gift and he was able to put all the angst and frustrations he felt so eloquently down on track after track. You could feel Kurt in those songs...

Squeamous
07-21-2008, 10:53 AM
That's a really tough one. In terms of attitude and approach I probably prefer Hole. But Nirvana wrote some pretty good music. Hole's lyrics aren't a bunch of pretentious :emo: arse though.

Acid_death69
07-21-2008, 11:29 AM
you cant beat Nirvana - you know your right, amazing song:D

Squeamous
07-21-2008, 11:35 AM
I think Cobain makes me nervous because he's one of those sensitive types. It's ok to be sensitive, as long as it makes you fight or really good in bed. If it makes you kill yourself or spend all your time thinking about yourself it's not so good.

The Flying Cow
07-21-2008, 12:17 PM
Isn't/wasn't Cobain a smack racer?

Who then overdosed? Or committed suicide in some other gruesome fashion?

BTW I agree (if it is him) with ya Squeam. Self-centered coonts are a waste of space, trend-setting musicians or otherwise.

-Sherman

Squeamous
07-21-2008, 02:37 PM
I thought Cobain was a drugs overdose. Wasn't River Phoenix a gun to the head? they were all part of the Darwin Awards generation anyway.

Something Else
07-21-2008, 02:39 PM
:emo: :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo: :emo:

Mr JP Fugley
07-21-2008, 06:48 PM
Kurt had a great songwriting gift and he was able to put all the angst and frustrations he felt so eloquently down on track after track. You could feel Kurt in those songs...

I didn't know Skizo was gay,

Biggles
07-21-2008, 06:49 PM
Cobain shot himself - which considering one of his famous lyrics was "I don't own a gun" has spawned a lot of conspiracy talk.

Amy is a mess. Pictures of her before the drugs and booze were pretty OK. She has screwed up big time (although she may not see it this way)

Acid_death69
07-21-2008, 06:53 PM
well i suppose thats what the kinda life style does to you. It's a shame cos one of her songs i like

Mr JP Fugley
07-21-2008, 07:00 PM
I don't think she's a very good singer.

There, I said it.

enoughfakefiles
07-21-2008, 07:14 PM
I don't think she's a very good singer.

There, I said it.

She actually sounded quite bad live the last few times i've seen her on tv. Like she's just not interested :ermm:

brotherdoobie
07-21-2008, 08:36 PM
Kurt had a great songwriting gift and he was able to put all the angst and frustrations he felt so eloquently down on track after track. You could feel Kurt in those songs...

I didn't know Skizo was gay,

He's not. He's sensitive. You harsh prick.


-bd :emo:

j2k4
07-21-2008, 08:42 PM
How many times does she perform with something tight around her enornous cunt (cunt-cleavage)?

Sometime it's kinda cute, and we call it camel-toe, etc.

With Madonna, it's strictly a cloven-hoof thing.

j2k4
07-21-2008, 08:44 PM
I thought Cobain was a drugs overdose. Wasn't River Phoenix a gun to the head? they were all part of the Darwin Awards generation anyway.

It was the reverse, but you're right about the other. ;)

IdolEyes787
07-21-2008, 08:47 PM
I didn't know Skizo was gay,

He's not. He's sensitive. You harsh prick.


-bd :emo:

There are no gay Texans.:noes:

brotherdoobie
07-21-2008, 08:49 PM
He's not. He's sensitive. You harsh prick.


-bd :emo:

There are no gay Texans.:noes:

Well...there are the Dixie Chicks...


-bd

Squeamous
07-21-2008, 09:34 PM
Beats me why Winehouse thinks anyone gives a living crap about 'her Blakey'. She mentions him every time she performs. Just shut up and sing you slack jawed moron :pinch:.

Sextent
07-21-2008, 09:36 PM
Beats me why Winehouse thinks anyone gives a living crap about 'her Blakey'. She mentions him every time she performs. Just shut up and sing you slack jawed moron :pinch:.

Nah, it's better when she talks about him. Then she's not singing.

Squeamous
07-21-2008, 09:51 PM
Good point.

Acid_death69
07-21-2008, 10:36 PM
or we could just take a shovel to her face

Biggles
07-21-2008, 10:38 PM
or we could just take a shovel to her face

Hasn't that already been tried?

Acid_death69
07-21-2008, 10:42 PM
or we could just take a shovel to her face

Hasn't that already been tried?
would love to see a video if it has:P

brotherdoobie
07-22-2008, 10:29 AM
Meh. She's an excellent vocalist.


-bd

brotherdoobie
07-22-2008, 10:36 AM
Skank of the 80's

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/skankofthe80s.jpg

/would


-bd :pinch:

j2k4
07-22-2008, 08:19 PM
Skank of the 80's

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/skankofthe80s.jpg

/would


-bd :pinch:

None of that, now.

She saved Britain, and helped Reagan and Pope Paul slay the eeeeeeeeeeevil USSR. ;)

BTW-

Leonid Brezhnev had a serious crush on her...true story. :dabs:

Squeamous
07-22-2008, 09:42 PM
'Saved Britain' :mellow:

Mr JP Fugley
07-22-2008, 10:15 PM
She is an odious, vile creature.

brotherdoobie
07-22-2008, 10:20 PM
She is an odious, vile creature.

Agreed. she's a skank to the max.


-bd

Mr JP Fugley
07-22-2008, 10:22 PM
Not Skweemouse, thatcher.

brotherdoobie
07-22-2008, 10:32 PM
Obviously.



-bd

Squeamous
07-22-2008, 10:53 PM
Yeah I had a bath and everything this morning :snooty:

Acid_death69
07-22-2008, 11:19 PM
a bath in the morning:s why a bath and not a shower?

brotherdoobie
07-22-2008, 11:50 PM
a bath in the morning:s why a bath and not a shower?

Maybe she prefers a bath to a shower.



-bd

Acid_death69
07-23-2008, 12:01 AM
possible, but if your in a hurry ya pretty screwed for work:s

brotherdoobie
07-23-2008, 02:03 AM
possible, but if your in a hurry ya pretty screwed for work:s


That's what a whores bath is for (bird bath). Everyone knows that.



-bd

Skiz
07-23-2008, 03:06 AM
I never understood how one could get clean in a bath.

brotherdoobie
07-23-2008, 03:42 AM
I never understood how one could get clean in a bath.


Personally, I can't stand a bath. I have some kind of ocd, when it comes to taking a bath. I'll try and sit in a tub and within 2 minutes I'm up and out
rubbing my skin, like it's covered in filth. It literally makes my freaking skin
crawl.


-bd :fear:

Skiz
07-23-2008, 04:34 AM
It is covered in filth. The filthy water cannot possible get one clean. It's unpossible.

I don't think I've taken a bath since my Mammy was bathing me. :emo:

Three minute showers ftw.

brotherdoobie
07-23-2008, 04:42 AM
I like a nice long shower. It's my sanctuary.


-bd :happy:

Acid_death69
07-23-2008, 11:06 AM
showers are the nuts! but i end up staying in for like 15 mins and there aint no hot water left for anyone else hehehehehe

Squeamous
07-23-2008, 04:57 PM
No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.

Barbarossa
07-23-2008, 05:07 PM
I agree with the soapy alien girl :happy:

chalice
07-23-2008, 05:09 PM
No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.

Quite the most convincing argument for having a bath ever.

Fantastic.

IdolEyes787
07-23-2008, 06:09 PM
No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

It's a lot harder to drink wine in the shower.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.
fixed

Acid_death69
07-23-2008, 06:20 PM
No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.
got us told:tank:

Mr JP Fugley
07-23-2008, 08:00 PM
I don't like baths.

Sitting in a pool of your own shite is bad enough. Making it soapy shite doesn't really improve the situation for me but to each their own.

Skiz
07-23-2008, 08:06 PM
No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.

Quite the most convincing argument for having a bath ever.

Fantastic.

Meh.

There is a film on top of the water. Bather exits and must come up through the film like a duck from a mossy pond. There's no way to avoid it.

Bathes suck. Fact.

j2k4
07-23-2008, 08:12 PM
I don't like baths.

Sitting in a pool of your own shite is bad enough. Making it soapy shite doesn't really improve the situation for me but to each their own.

Y'know, we may have spotted a generational thing; we prefer showers, she prefers baths - much as our parents and grandparents did.

I like old-fashioned girls, myself. :naughty:

brotherdoobie
07-23-2008, 08:18 PM
No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.


You can try and explain why a bath is not a filthy ordeal with your science, but it sounds like witchery to me.

Compulsions > science


-bd :snooty:

Mr JP Fugley
07-23-2008, 08:44 PM
I don't like baths.

Sitting in a pool of your own shite is bad enough. Making it soapy shite doesn't really improve the situation for me but to each their own.

Y'know, we may have spotted a generational thing; we prefer showers, she prefers baths - much as our parents and grandparents did.

I like old-fashioned girls, myself. :naughty:

Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

j2k4
07-23-2008, 08:52 PM
No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.

Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.

Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.

You bunch of freakin' mongoloids :rolleyes:.


You can try and explain why a bath is not a filthy ordeal with your science, but it sounds like witchery to me.

Compulsions > science *


-bd :snooty:

*/immortalized

Really?

I'm working really hard just now to resist a comment about global warming...:whistling






Y'know, we may have spotted a generational thing; we prefer showers, she prefers baths - much as our parents and grandparents did.

I like old-fashioned girls, myself. :naughty:

Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

Nah, she's got one of them ones got claws on 'er. :yup:

brotherdoobie
07-23-2008, 08:54 PM
Y'know, we may have spotted a generational thing; we prefer showers, she prefers baths - much as our parents and grandparents did.

I like old-fashioned girls, myself. :naughty:

Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

I believe it's a wooden tub, filled with water boiled in a kettle, over a bed of coals.

-bd

Biggles
07-23-2008, 08:58 PM
Y'know, we may have spotted a generational thing; we prefer showers, she prefers baths - much as our parents and grandparents did.

I like old-fashioned girls, myself. :naughty:

Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

I remember those

Fact :dabs:

Mr JP Fugley
07-23-2008, 08:59 PM
Weans being washed in the sink. True story.

Mr JP Fugley
07-23-2008, 09:00 PM
Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

In my fantasy it's a wooden tub, filled with water boiled in a kettle, over a bed of coals.

-bd

/Fixed.

Biggles
07-23-2008, 09:01 PM
Weans being washed in the sink. True story.


Belfast sink like - not one of your modern Franke jobs.

j2k4
07-23-2008, 09:02 PM
Do you think she has a tin bath, filled with water boiled in a pan, in front of the range.

I remember those

Fact :dabs:

I remember when the list of various uses for them was extended to icing beer kegs. :)

Barbarossa
07-23-2008, 09:03 PM
Weans being washed in the sink. True story.

I used to get washed in the sink :O

brotherdoobie
07-23-2008, 09:04 PM
[quote=brotherdoobie;2904905]


You can try and explain why a bath is not a filthy ordeal with your science, but it sounds like witchery to me.

Compulsions > science *


-bd :snooty:

*/immortalized

Really?

I'm working really hard just now to resist a comment about global warming...:whistling


Why resist? It's in your nature to point it out. However, the polar bears feel that you would just be digressing.


-bd :whistling

Squeamous
07-23-2008, 09:17 PM
Meh.

There is a film on top of the water. Bather exits and must come up through the film like a duck from a mossy pond. There's no way to avoid it.

Bathes suck. Fact.

Not if you use bubble bath. Bubble bath helps keep the bath clean :happy:

Everyone else is convinced.....joinnnnn ussssss!!!!

Biggles
07-23-2008, 09:19 PM
Meh.

There is a film on top of the water. Bather exits and must come up through the film like a duck from a mossy pond. There's no way to avoid it.

Bathes suck. Fact.

Not if you use bubble bath. Bubble bath helps keep the bath clean :happy:

Everyone else is convinced.....joinnnnn ussssss!!!!

Baths are relaxing - I always fall asleep in the bath.

Squeamous
07-23-2008, 09:23 PM
Weans being washed in the sink. True story.
:pinch:

Mulder was always going to get a pic of my boobs in the end

http://i35.tinypic.com/zx8mza.jpg

brotherdoobie
07-23-2008, 09:24 PM
Meh.

There is a film on top of the water. Bather exits and must come up through the film like a duck from a mossy pond. There's no way to avoid it.

Bathes suck. Fact.

Not if you use bubble bath. Bubble bath helps keep the bath clean :happy:

Everyone else is convinced.....joinnnnn ussssss!!!!

Not I. Your science has left me cold. It's time for a hot shower.


-bd :noes:

Squeamous
07-23-2008, 09:27 PM
I sense a deep mistrust of science within you. Were you bullied by a bunsen burner at school? :console:

Squeamous
07-23-2008, 09:30 PM
Baths are relaxing - I always fall asleep in the bath.

I bought my OH one of those metal racks that go on the bath. It's got a book stand and a couple of wine glass holders on it :naughty:. In winter I light loads of candles in there and run a bubble bath and he spends about an hour soaking and reading. You can't do that in a shower can you? :snooty:

Biggles
07-23-2008, 09:32 PM
I sense a deep mistrust of science within you. Were you bullied by a bunsen burner at school? :console:

We used to fence with bunsen burners in school....it was dangerous

I got the belt for it. :(

Biggles
07-23-2008, 09:34 PM
Baths are relaxing - I always fall asleep in the bath.

I bought my OH one of those metal racks that go on the bath. It's got a book stand and a couple of wine glass holders on it :naughty:. In winter I light loads of candles in there and run a bubble bath and he spends about an hour soaking and reading. You can't do that in a shower can you? :snooty:

That sounds ace - does it hold the book? I woke up to find my book floating in the bath with me once. I dried it out but it had got a lot thicker. :ermm:

Squeamous
07-23-2008, 09:48 PM
Ahh yes, before the days of health and safety :happy:

You want to be careful with falling asleep like that. Get yourself a sticky mat for the bottom of the bath or a bath pillow so you don't drown.

Yeah, the stand holds the book. It's got a lip on it. You still have to turn the page with wet hands though.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bath-Caddy-Rack/dp/B000VZ2RE6

Barbarossa
07-23-2008, 09:50 PM
I don't think you'd ever drown, if your mouth and nose went underwater the choking reflex would revive you from your slumber

Biggles
07-23-2008, 09:53 PM
I don't think you'd ever drown, if your mouth and nose went underwater the choking reflex would revive you from your slumber

So far I can't say it has been a problem - other than waking up because the water is cold.

Squeamous
07-23-2008, 09:54 PM
I don't think you'd ever drown, if your mouth and nose went underwater the choking reflex would revive you from your slumber

Depends on how boring the book is surely?

Mr JP Fugley
07-23-2008, 09:55 PM
Weans being washed in the sink. True story.
:pinch:

Mulder was always going to get a pic of my boobs in the end

http://i35.tinypic.com/zx8mza.jpg

Doesn't count if you don't say True Story.

And also I have an image that the watering plastic was used as a hair rinser.

Squeamous
07-23-2008, 09:57 PM
Omg, how did you know? You're some sort of psychic genius :O

Mr JP Fugley
07-23-2008, 09:57 PM
I bought my OH one of those metal racks that go on the bath. It's got a book stand and a couple of wine glass holders on it :naughty:. In winter I light loads of candles in there and run a bubble bath and he spends about an hour soaking and reading. You can't do that in a shower can you? :snooty:

That sounds ace - does it hold the book? I woke up to find my book floating in the bath with me once. I dried it out but it had got a lot thicker. :ermm:

All the English words had changed to American. Turned out the "u" was water soluble.

Mr JP Fugley
07-23-2008, 09:58 PM
Omg, how did you know? You're some sort of psychic genius :O

Just so you know. You are now officially a paedophile in bigboab's eyes.

Biggles
07-23-2008, 09:59 PM
That sounds ace - does it hold the book? I woke up to find my book floating in the bath with me once. I dried it out but it had got a lot thicker. :ermm:

All the English words had changed to American. Turned out the "u" was water soluble.

:yup:

brotherdoobie
07-24-2008, 01:06 AM
I sense a deep mistrust of science within you. Were you bullied by a bunsen burner at school? :console:

My mother was a shell of a person. I have a natural aversion to test tubes.


-bd :fear:

Acid_death69
07-24-2008, 10:19 AM
well this thread has taken a massive turn from amy to now baths and bd's fear of test tubes, tis madness i tells ya

Squeamous
07-24-2008, 03:34 PM
Omg, how did you know? You're some sort of psychic genius :O

Just so you know. You are now officially a paedophile in bigboab's eyes.

Well, look at those pert nips, who wouldn't? :O

Barbarossa
07-24-2008, 03:36 PM
When did you stop being a boy and become a girl?

Squeamous
07-24-2008, 03:41 PM
Well that depends on your definition

Barbarossa
07-24-2008, 03:57 PM
We have taught my 2 year old that boys have got tails and girls have got twinkles :happy:

Squeamous
07-24-2008, 04:03 PM
I have got a twinkle, and to the best of my knowledge always have :snooty:.

brotherdoobie
07-24-2008, 09:10 PM
Twinkles > *


-bd

Barbarossa
07-24-2008, 10:13 PM
It certainly puts a different perspective on "twinkle twinkle little star" ... :blink:

j2k4
07-24-2008, 10:30 PM
Twinkles > *-bd

Not to be mysterious, but I was once enlightened by an acquaintance as to the meaning of the word "twinkle" among certin company, but I'm afraid if I post about it just now I may throw up.

Others might react similarly..




It certainly puts a different perspective on "twinkle twinkle little star" ... :blink:

It certainly would.

Truth. :sick:

CrabGirl
07-24-2008, 10:50 PM
My voice has gone and I sound like a skanky porn ho.

Lilmiss
07-24-2008, 10:55 PM
http://www.theantiblogger.com/wp-content/photos/courtney_love.jpg

Courtney Love and Brody Dally. 2 of the sexiest, yet most repulsive ladies in the world.

I named my Alsatian/Rottweiler cross after Courtney, and my Staffordshire after Brodie. I just need a Pit Bull to call Karen O and my life shall be complete. :happy:

brotherdoobie
07-25-2008, 12:28 AM
Not to be mysterious, but I was once enlightened by an acquaintance as to the meaning of the word "twinkle" among certin company, but I'm afraid if I post about it just now I may throw up.

Others might react similarly..




It certainly puts a different perspective on "twinkle twinkle little star" ... :blink:

It certainly would.

Truth. :sick:


You're being very surreptitious of late...:shifty:



-bd

j2k4
07-25-2008, 12:58 AM
Not to be mysterious, but I was once enlightened by an acquaintance as to the meaning of the word "twinkle" among certin company, but I'm afraid if I post about it just now I may throw up.

Others might react similarly..





It certainly would.

Truth. :sick:


You're being very surreptitious of late...:shifty:



-bd

Okay, you've twisted my arm.

A vice cop buddy once told me "twinkle" was a favored gay term for the 'ole brown-eye. :naughty:

brotherdoobie
07-25-2008, 03:03 AM
You're being very surreptitious of late...:shifty:



-bd

Okay, you've twisted my arm.

A vice cop buddy once told me "twinkle" was a favored gay term for the 'ole brown-eye. :naughty:


I wish that I wouldn't of twisted your arm. I now have an awful mental image stuck in my brain. I'm going to go with Squeamous's definition of a
twinkle.

Yep.


-bd :sick:

Skiz
07-25-2008, 07:23 AM
*



..

j2k4
07-25-2008, 09:47 AM
*



..

Yeah, but probably a bit bigger, eh? :dabs:

Squeamous
07-25-2008, 10:07 AM
I have both versions :happy:

brotherdoobie
07-25-2008, 10:15 AM
I would hope so, but the real question is...do you use both for the same purpose?


-bd

Squeamous
07-25-2008, 10:21 AM
Defecate from my vagina! I'm not in labour :snooty:

The Flying Cow
07-25-2008, 12:09 PM
This thread has turned very anatomical.

Too anatomical.

-Sherman

Acid_death69
07-25-2008, 12:50 PM
your signature seems to like it sherman

The Flying Cow
07-25-2008, 01:04 PM
Not twinkles. The Yank's twinkles, lyke.

I do like you though Squeam, naturalment.

-Sherman