Richard

[Squeamous]

There has never been anyone of any note named Richard. I can't think of a single one. And no Skweeky, Cliff Richard doesn't count :rolleyes:

[Squeamous]

Oh, except for Richard III. But monarchs don't count because you could be called Fuckface and people would still lick your boots.

[Barbarossa]

Richard I > Richard III

Also,

Richard Bacon.

[Squeamous]

:dry:

[IdolEyes787]

Richard Nixon.Richard Burton.

[Squeamous]

Both twats.

[chalice]

Richard Chamberlain.

Richard Ashcroft.

Ricard Strauss.

Richard Wagner.

Richard Thompson.

[Barbarossa]

Oooh Richard Ashcroft, yeah :happy:


Richard Branson.

[Squeamous]

All of those I've never heard of, are cocks or of no interest to me. Except Richard Branson....he's alright.

[Squeamous]

And people called Sarah or Beth are always fat munters.

[Squeamous]

Lucy = retarded/simple

Colin = nerd

[Barbarossa]

:o :emo:

[Chip Monk]

Richard Pryor.

[Squeamous]

:o :emo:

Your name is Lucy? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Richard Pryor.

Ok, I'll give you that one.

[Chip Monk]

Moby = Richard Melville Hall

Hence Moby.

Melville is reputed to be in the family tree. I think he should have gone with Dick as it fits both the link and his forename. And also his personality.

[Squeamous]

:lol:

[chalice]

Richard Dawkins.

Richard Roundtree (Shaft!! Can you dig it?)

[Barbarossa]

Richard Fucking Madely :dabs:

Richard Hammond

Richard Armitage

[Squeamous]

All twats! See!!

Except Richard Dawkins, whose babies I want :snooty:

[Chip Monk]

Stilgoe

The Lionheart

N Judy

Attenborough

Fairbrass

[Chip Monk]

Ayoade (Moss out of The I.T. Clowns)

Curtis

Widmark

Lewis



You haven't thought this thro' properly now have you

[Squeamous]

I thought you were taking the piss with the last two posts!

Twats and unknowns.

[Chip Monk]

Moss, I think not

Darth Meringue
The IT Clowns
Dean Learners

All comedy gold.

Richard Curtis

Not the Nine O'Clock News
Blackadder
Mr Bean
The Vicar of Dibley

Seminal TV, the bloke re-wrote comedy in this country

[Squeamous]

Richard Curtis - Four Weddings, Bridget Jones, Notting Hill, Love Actually, Vicar of Shitley.

:ermm:

[Something Else]

Richard Cheese.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=95gAbxw4dYo

[Squeamous]

Did you just make that up?

[Something Else]

Nope. He's quality. :smilie4:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ss4hc24QEHg

[tralalala]

What about Richard (aka Dick) Francis.....? :shifty:

[Something Else]

http://agranddesign.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/2007_11_06_cheese.jpg

[Chip Monk]

Richard Curtis - Four Weddings, Bridget Jones, Notting Hill, Love Actually, Vicar of Shitley.

:ermm:

Says you.

Just admit he's one of the most influential and bestest TV comedy writers ever. Even if his films were a bit pish.

Also a founder member of Comic Relief and organised Live8 along with Geldoff.

[clocker]

Oh come on...how much awesomeness does it take to be the posterboy for "GAY"?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/clocker/simmons-nude-in-salad.jpg

[Mr JP Fugley]

Mulder!!!

[Biggles]

http://z.hubpages.com/u/308302_200.jpg

As these go it is a beaut :happy:

[Squeamous]

Richard Curtis - Four Weddings, Bridget Jones, Notting Hill, Love Actually, Vicar of Shitley.

:ermm:

Says you.

Just admit he's one of the most influential and bestest TV comedy writers ever. Even if his films were a bit pish.

Also a founder member of Comic Relief and organised Live8 along with Geldoff.

It's a universal truth that the Vicar of Dibley is shitter than a Glastonbury portaloo :yup:

I could maybe forgive him Four Weddings, or even Bridget Jones but I'm afraid his previous puts him just below Hitler in terms of humanism and hilarity. At least Hitler told a good joke.

[Sextent]

What of Not The Nine O'Clock News, Blackadder and Mr Bean.

[Squeamous]

You know who else those all have in common, don't you?

[Sextent]

Curtis was the only person who was a writer in every blackadder.

[Sextent]

Sorry, Rowan Atkinson obviously.

So he must have thought Curtis was funny, what with all the work he did with him.

[Squeamous]

I think curtis probably sits at home and marvels at how he managed to fool so many people for so long.

[brotherdoobie]

Says you.

Just admit he's one of the most influential and bestest TV comedy writers ever. Even if his films were a bit pish.

Also a founder member of Comic Relief and organised Live8 along with Geldoff.

It's a universal truth that the Vicar of Dibley is shitter than a Glastonbury portaloo :yup:

I could maybe forgive him Four Weddings, or even Bridget Jones but I'm afraid his previous puts him just below Hitler in terms of humanism and hilarity. At least Hitler told a good joke.

I actually enjoyed Notting Hill.


-bd :mellow:

[Squeamous]

That's ok, you have other qualities :happy:

[brotherdoobie]

Richard Gere.


-bd

[Squeamous]

Didn't he almost get a lady stoned to death in India recently?

[brotherdoobie]

Didn't he almost get a lady stoned to death in India recently?

He was prolly just being blunt.


-bd :mellow:

[Mathea]

Richard Wright
Richard Wallace (computer scientist, inventor of ALICE chat-bot)
Richard Stallman (software activist)
Richard Ramirez

[Mathea]

As for Lucy, there is Lucille Ball.

[Skweeky]

Richard Hammond. :yes:

[Squeamous]

Uber twunt! :O

[CrabGirl]

A sexy little twunt though...

[Squeamous]

RICHARD FUCKING HAMMOND!?

Jebus, I tell no lie Crabby, this throws our London drinkypoo into serious doubt :shifty:

[CrabGirl]

I can leave Hammond at home!

[Squeamous]

Oh! Well ok then :happy:.

[CrabGirl]

What about Richard Madely? Don't you think he's fit??

[Squeamous]

Yes.

Oh God I'm so ashamed :cry1:

[CrabGirl]

Yes.

Oh God I'm so ashamed :cry1:

Threesome?

Judy can go and iron her wrinkles or something....

[Squeamous]

:lol:

Poor Judy. She can have him back after though :yup:

[CrabGirl]

Yeh, he's definatly a once only.

Got to go to stinky work now. See you chaps on the flip side.

[Squeamous]

Or twice...if it's the same evening :unsure:

See you later :happy:

[Chip Monk]

I think curtis probably sits at home and marvels at how he managed to fool so many people for so long.

:mellow:

[Skweeky]

A sexy little twunt though...

Bit like a pocket dildo really. In a good way like.

[Mr JP Fugley]

A sexy little twunt though...

Bit like a pocket dildo really. In a good way like.

Is there a bad way.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Richard Davis, Social Research Student, University of Essex.

[Squeamous]

I've thought of two more twunty Richards:

Richard Allinson
Richard Bacon

[Mr JP Fugley]

Both food related I see.

Think I'll have a bacon sandwich.

[Squeamous]

:lol:

[brotherdoobie]

Richard Dreyfuss. He seems to be a decent type.


-bd

[Squeamous]

Yeah, he's a bit 80's though.