Shorter and fatter

[Squeamous]

:(

Tonight I decided to weigh myself and measure my height because I usually just guess it, and it turns out I'm 3 inches shorter than I thought and 4 pounds heavier.

Woe is me :(

[Biggles]

:(

Tonight I decided to weigh myself and measure my height because I usually just guess it, and it turns out I'm 3 inches shorter than I thought and 4 pounds heavier.

Woe is me :(

That doesn't sound right :huh: (well the four pounds is within normal tolerances but 3 inches?)

[Mr. Mulder]

pics so we can judge you.

[Squeamous]

You want a pic of my tape measure? :unsure:

I don't know, I always thought I was tall for a woman but I'm 5ft3. I don't feel 5ft3!

[j2k4]

You want a pic of my tape measure? :unsure:

I don't know, I always thought I was tall for a woman but I'm 5ft3. I don't feel 5ft3!

My wife is 5'3".

I'm afraid to ask how she feels about it. :huh:

[CrabGirl]

Hahahahahahaaaa

Come to the short side.

My friend for ages thought she was five foot six. I made her sit down in my kitchen with her legs out in front of her next to me, then measuresd her standing and she;s hardly taller then me and I;m five foot two.

Unexpected shortness FTW!!

[Biggles]

5'3" is not outwith the band range of normal is it? I mean 4'2" or 6' is a bit extreme at either end like.

[Acid_death69]

lol my flat mate is 4'9" how small do you have to be to declared a midget?

[Biggles]

lol my flat mate is 4'9" how small do you have to be to declared a midget?


4'6" I think - the bar is quite low.

[Squeamous]

Hahahahahahaaaa

Come to the short side.

My friend for ages thought she was five foot six. I made her sit down in my kitchen with her legs out in front of her next to me, then measuresd her standing and she;s hardly taller then me and I;m five foot two.

Unexpected shortness FTW!!

I think it's like age, you're as short as you feel :snooty:

[j2k4]

My sister-in-law is 4'8".

My mother-in-law is shorter, but nobody knows how much, except that it is much. :blink:

[Acid_death69]

do you think she is an actual midget?

[Biggles]

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=3BpONxW8F58

Night all.

[Squeamous]

I think midgets have to have some sort of obvious physical features wrong with them apart from just height, don't they? Like little stubby arms or whatever.

[Biggles]

I think midgets have to have some sort of obvious physical features wrong with them apart from just height, don't they? Like little stubby arms or whatever.

Spooky!

Night

[Acid_death69]

I think midgets have to have some sort of obvious physical features wrong with them apart from just height, don't they? Like little stubby arms or whatever.

Spooky!

Night
in it just, midgets kinda freek me out, i bet they have sharp teeth.

toodloo biggles

[IdolEyes787]

I think midgets have to have some sort of obvious physical features wrong with them apart from just height, don't they? Like little stubby arms or whatever.

What you are referring to is a dwarf.
Midgets are correctly proportioned.
Tiny perfect people.

[Squeamous]

Night night Biggy.

I will make you pay for comparing me to David Brent, but it can wait for now :shifty:

[Squeamous]

What you are referring to is a dwarf.
Midgets are correctly proportioned.
Tiny perfect people.

I met one of my OH's work colleagues the other day and he looked exactly like Nick Nack from The Man With the Golden Gun, but he looked like the normal but equally small version of him. Maybe he was a midget :ermm:

[Acid_death69]

gahh midgets :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

I'd watch your kneecaps. Herve Villechaize look-a-likes obviously have issues.

[j2k4]

do you think she is an actual midget?

Nah...she is reputed at one time to have been rather larger than she is now, but it was long enough ago no one remembers - or so they say.

She may indeed have been much larger at one time, but that might have only made her as tall as her shortest daughter (the 4'8" one).

I like hugging short people, but it sure is easier to do while seated. :whistling

[brotherdoobie]

I reckon you're about average height for a woman.


-bd

[clocker]

I like hugging short people, but it sure is easier to do while seated. :whistling
You must love crowded buses.

Perv.

[Skweeky]

I'm 5' 10".

It sure is good to be tall :lol:

[Squeamous]

5ft 10 isn't normal! You're an Amazon! :fear:

Tall women have big babies you know :shifty:

[CrabGirl]

:glag: earl

A guy at work just had his first baby - well, his missus did. He is 6 foot and she is five foot and their baby boy was a massive 11lb. The poor woman needed many stiches and a blood transfusion afterwards. :fear:

I'd prefer to be taller definatly. I hate being short. People take the piss all the time and I can't see over people's heads in crowds. I spend my life staring at armpits or chests, and whilst some might think this is a good thing, it really isn't. It sucks.

[Squeamous]

But small people are cute. I like to pat their heads affectionately...they love that :happy:.

Good on your friend's missus for passing the monster baby naturally though Crabby. Mind you I don't suppose she knew how big it was beforehand. That whole thing terrifies me. If I didn't know better I'd take childbirth for the plot of a horror/scifi movie :unsure:.

[Skweeky]

:fear:

blood transfusion? stitches?

Well... they say that women with big feet have easier labours because of the size of their pelvis. I hope this is true cause I'm an 8.5. :lol:

The other day the husband decided it would be a good idea to offer someone to come and watch the birth.

I mean, what the fuck??? :o

[Skweeky]

To clarify; I told both of them to get the fuck and go and get a national geographic video if they wanted to see people giving birth.

[Something Else]

I did that fucking test AllenS posted again.

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/magazine/interactive/bmi/index.aspx

Still fat. :dry:

[Something Else]

:fear:

blood transfusion? stitches?

Well... they say that women with big feet have easier labours because of the size of their pelvis. I hope this is true cause I'm an 8.5. :lol:

The other day the husband decided it would be a good idea to offer someone to come and watch the birth.

I mean, what the fuck??? :o


To clarify; I told both of them to get the fuck and go and get a national geographic video if they wanted to see people giving birth.


I don't know what 8.5 means, but the missus says she's confident of popping one out with aplomb.

No wai am I going to watch, although I may hold her hand and stay at the head end. (My missus' head obviousment).

[Guillaume]

I don't know what 8.5 means,
The size of her feets. Have you read her post at all.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I was there when all of mine were born.

Wouldn't have missed it.

Though I do still have a scar on the back of my hand.

True story.

[Something Else]

I don't know what 8.5 means,
The size of her feets. Have you read her post at all.

I wasn't sure if she meant feet or pelvis. :snooty:

[Something Else]

I was there when all of mine were born.

Wouldn't have missed it.

Though I do still have a scar on the back of my hand.

True story.

Did you actually watch the miracle or stay at the head end of the bed. :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

I was there when all of mine were born.

Wouldn't have missed it.

Though I do still have a scar on the back of my hand.

True story.

Did you actually watch the miracle or stay at the head end of the bed. :unsure:

Bit of both, stayed at Mrs JP's side, but also kept an eye on the business end, sort of leant over to look. I famously said at one point "It's got a head" she replied, somewhat tersely I though, "That's fucking all right then, idiot". I also had a look at the placenta chap to make sure that it looked nice and healthy. Just a swatch like, not a full examination. Watched the apgar tests being done and all that.

I was holding No1 son when he opened his eyes the first time as the medical coves had Mrs JP otherwise occupied.

[chalice]

I was present for 3 C-Sections, like.

Unpleasant yet fantastic at the same time. The smell was wot done me in mostly.

Nothing romantic about a woman's innards being surgically displayed to you...3 times.

Still, I was there.

[Proper Bo]

I famously said at one point "It's got a head" she replied, somewhat tersely I though, "That's fucking all right then, idiot".

:lol::earl:

mrs jp sounds orsum to the max.

[lynx]

I used to be 5'10".
Now I'm 5'9".
Both official measurements.

True story.



Midgets are correctly proportioned.
Tiny perfect people.Midget gems?

[Mr JP Fugley]

I famously said at one point "It's got a head" she replied, somewhat tersely I though, "That's fucking all right then, idiot".

:lol::earl:

mrs jp sounds orsum to the max.

She also buys Les Pauls at the drop of a hat.

[Proper Bo]

That was taken into consideration when posting about the possibility of her being orsum to the max.

[j2k4]

I like hugging short people, but it sure is easier to do while seated. :whistling
You must love crowded buses.

Perv.

Never been on a crowded bus, truth, and it hadn't occurred to me until just now how strange that sounds, even to me. :huh:

[j2k4]

:lol::earl:

mrs jp sounds orsum to the max.

She also buys Les Pauls at the drop of a hat.

I shall send hats for dropping, then. :)

[j2k4]

JP, on the occasion of his first glimpse of his new Les Paul:

"It's got a neck"...:whistling

[Mr JP Fugley]

JP, on the occasion of his first glimpse of his new Les Paul:

"It's got a neck"...:whistling

:lol::earl: indeed.

[j2k4]

Outside the anecdotal hilarity and apropos of nothing else at all, I will here posit that, for the most part, you are on your best behavior around your Missus, and for no reason other than you feel she deserves it. :)























She knows fuck-all about what you're about here, though, right? :naughty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Right and right.

[Squeamous]

You understood that post?

[Mr JP Fugley]

You understood that post?

:p as did you

[Squeamous]

He's not so bad, but he does carry on like a 19th Century English dandy, prithee forsooth I'll warrant :yup:.

[Squeamous]

He's not so bad, but he does carry on like a 19th Century English dandy, prithee forsooth I'll warrant :yup:.

[j2k4]

He's not so bad, but he does carry on like a 19th Century English dandy, prithee forsooth I'll warrant :yup:.


He's not so bad, but he does carry on like a 19th Century English dandy, prithee forsooth I'll warrant :yup:.

Come again? :huh:

[j2k4]

He's not so bad, but he does carry on like a 19th Century English dandy, prithee forsooth I'll warrant :yup:.


He's not so bad, but he does carry on like a 19th Century English dandy, prithee forsooth I'll warrant :yup:.

Come again? :huh:

[brotherdoobie]

He's not so bad, but he does carry on like a 19th Century English dandy, prithee forsooth I'll warrant :yup:.

Come again? :huh:

Multiple orgasm ftw!


-bd

[Acid_death69]

Come again? :huh:

Multiple orgasm ftw!


-bd
lol, someones bored:P

[Skweeky]

I reckon Mrs JP is the boss in the house, and also the voice of reason :snooty:

[Acid_death69]

i remember when they use to have that comedy programme with rubber puppits off people like eric clapton and thatcher:p

[brotherdoobie]

i remember when they use to have that comedy programme with rubber puppits off people like eric clapton and thatcher:p

Spitting Image was the name of the show.


-bd :happy:

[Acid_death69]

i remember when they use to have that comedy programme with rubber puppits off people like eric clapton and thatcher:p

Spitting Image was the name of the show.


-bd :happy:
that was amazing that prgramme:D wish they carried it on:(

[Barbarossa]

It got less popular as the newer crop of politicians became duller.

[brotherdoobie]

I believe that George's innate dullness has allowed him to get away with what he has.
Even at his most vicious..he seems like a lame dullard - a harmless hack.

It's a gift. :dabs:


-bd