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brotherdoobie
07-22-2008, 12:46 PM
ffs...I just zipped up me cawk. I was so looking forward to having taken the day off.

God is cruel. Indeed she is.

I suppose I should have another drink.


-bd :pinch:

Barbarossa
07-22-2008, 12:49 PM
Oh man :(

I have never done this, thankfully. All this means is that I am exceptionally careful with the family jewels.

It does not mean I have a small penis :dabs:

Something Else
07-22-2008, 12:55 PM
Velcro trousers for the elderly. :smilie4:

brotherdoobie
07-22-2008, 12:56 PM
Oh man :(

I have never done this, thankfully. All this means is that I am exceptionally careful with the family jewels.

It does not mean I have a small penis :dabs:

I believe you. I managed to zip up my penis (and it's no mulder).


-bd :(

100%
07-22-2008, 04:21 PM
Tip : underwear may help prevent. (BroDoob, being loose is not always good)

My 9 year old cousin did the same a few days ago, his facial expression of total hopelessness was hilarious.

I guess there is an advantage of being a woman after all.

Squeamous
07-22-2008, 04:56 PM
ffs...I just zipped up me cawk. I was so looking forward to having taken the day off.

God is cruel. Indeed she is.

I suppose I should have another drink.


-bd :pinch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYsVcp1kUvA

How the hell you get the beans above the frank!!!

brotherdoobie
07-22-2008, 05:01 PM
Tip : underwear may help prevent. (BroDoob, being loose is not always good)

My 9 year old cousin did the same a few days ago, his facial expression of total hopelessness was hilarious.

I guess there is an advantage of being a woman after all.

The worst part of it...was that moment of indecision...where my meat was still entangled in the metal teeth and I knew that I had to unzip it, but I was afraid to actually to do the deed. My wife was yelling in the background - "Don't be a pussy...rip it off quickly, like a bandage."

At that very moment - I hated her with all of my heart. True story.


-bd :cry:

Hairbautt
07-22-2008, 06:29 PM
Jesus Christ.

I went commando a few times 'til I zipped up some loose hairs and it pulled.

Ouch as all fuck.

Skweeky
07-22-2008, 06:31 PM
:lol:

:lol:

:lol:


Fannies

Squeamous
07-22-2008, 09:43 PM
ffs...I just zipped up me cawk. I was so looking forward to having taken the day off.

God is cruel. Indeed she is.

I suppose I should have another drink.


-bd :pinch:

Serve you right for not wearing pants, you little whore.

brotherdoobie
07-22-2008, 10:06 PM
:lol:

:lol:

:lol:


Fannies

Nearly,dear...nearly...


-bd :dabs: