Alexa Chung

[Mr. Mulder]

I would bum her face off!

[Mr. Mulder]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lAMwgZ65A40

[brotherdoobie]

She even knows that Coke is better than Pepsi.



-bd

[Acid_death69]

lol, she is amazing like. Tis shit thats she's going out with the lead singer of the artic monkeys grrrrrrrr!

[enoughfakefiles]

lol, she is amazing like. Tis shit thats she's going out with the lead singer of the artic monkeys grrrrrrrr!

Why?

Did you think you were in with a chance?

[Biggles]

Never heard of her - though she looks quite like a (platonic - was not long married and still loved up) friend from Uni days - cept I think my friend was hawter.

[The Flying Cow]

Judging from the YouTube videa, she knows how to dress to impress, no doubt, and appears to be luvlie in an edible sort of way.

-Sherman

[chalice]

Judging from the YouTube videa, she knows how to dress to impress, no doubt, and appears to be luvlie in an edible sort of way.

-Sherman

Get a job.

[The Flying Cow]

Get a job.

I am trying.

:unsure:

-Sherman

[chalice]

:glag:

I was expecting something better.

[brotherdoobie]

:glag:

I was expecting something better.

Really?



-bd :blink:

[chalice]

:glag:

I was expecting something better.

Really?



-bd :blink:

Well it couldn't have been much worse.

All the fight has gone out of him. Can't even get decent rod going these days. :dabs:

[The Flying Cow]

Get a job.

I s'pose I could rob you and yours instead, come to think of it.

-Sherman

[chalice]

Get a job.

I s'pose I could rob you and yours instead, come to think of it.

-Sherman

Good luck with that.

You can have my kids too if you like.

Then you will know suffering. Oh yes, suffering will be your new name.

[Skweeky]

:fear:

[chalice]

:fear:

Stop at one, Skweeks, you mark my words.

One is romantic and cute and relatively inexpensive.

Three is just taking the piss. True story.

[The Flying Cow]

But one means he'll be a spoilt prick.

There's nothing like having brothers/sisters in this corrupted, foul world.

-Sherman

[chalice]

But one means he'll be a spoilt prick.

There's nothing like having brothers/sisters in this corrupted, foul world.

-Sherman

Sherman, all siblings do is create a hierarchy of abuse.

My 11 year old feels that it is his sacred duty to annoy the fuck out of his 7 year old sister. The 7 year old, spurred by this annoyance, passes down purgatory to her 3 year old brother. The 3 year old then comes winging to me so I can mete out paternal ire upon the other 2.

It's a vicious circle of pain and spins like a spinning thing down into eternity.

I fucking hate Sundays.

[The Flying Cow]

Think all this pain and suffering isn't for nothing. That should keep your morals up.

Your son's sons will grow to have uncles/aunts and a good solid family-base to fall back on, should they need to later. It's also more fun and games, and means family gatherings won't be just the one son, you lot (chastice and chalicia), and the son's eventual children.

Think how boring that would be.

It sucks that me dad had no brothers/sisters. No uncles/aunts on his side, and he was evidently spoiled to the teeth.

Sundays are the best. Relaxation and that. I've never worked on a Sunday (back when I had a job), and it'll stay that way.

-Sherman

[chalice]

My mum had nine siblings. 7 sisters and 2 brothers. All good for fuck all.

The upshot of this is that I've got about a brazillion cousins. Most of those have kids now.

I hate them all with varying degrees of intensity. Bunch of cunts the lot of them.

Or maybe it's just me. :unsure:

[The Flying Cow]

Well that can't be helped. Maybe if they weren't coonts you'd like 'em more?

Or maybe it's you as well as them.

What do I know.

On me mother's side there's also the children of a particular uncle/aunt that I detest, all of them, as well as their parents. Nevertheless, there is another aunt (sister of this uncle prick I just mentioned) whose kids (me cousins) I like, they're cool fookers.

There's always a gray duckling. But usually there's something you can spare in there. Usually.

-Sherman

[Proper Bo]

Can't even get decent rod going these days. :dabs:

I've heard you can get special tablets for that, like.

[chalice]

Can't even get decent rod going these days. :dabs:

I've heard you can get special tablets for that, like.

My mate gave me one. One of them tablets like. Not a cawk up the sphincter.

Haven't taken it. Took one ages ago. It's alright for about an hour but it gets fucking tedious after a while. Hitting it with a hammer doesn't work btw.

[Proper Bo]

I'll bear that in mind for when I'm old and my cawk doesn't work properly.

[chalice]

I'll bear that in mind for when I'm old and my cawk doesn't work properly.

Bear it in mind for when you're totally pished and missy is feeling amorous.

It's a bastard trying to have a piss, though.

[Proper Bo]

I'll bear that in mind for when I'm old and my cawk doesn't work properly.

Bear it in mind for when you're totally pished and missy is feeling amorous.

It's a bastard trying to have a piss, though.

I'm not sure why I'd be needing to piss when she's feeling amorous, like:unsure:

and my cawk works fine even when pished, thankyou very much:snooty:

[chalice]

Bear it in mind for when you're totally pished and missy is feeling amorous.

It's a bastard trying to have a piss, though.

I'm not sure why I'd be needing to piss when she's feeling amorous, like:unsure:

and my cawk works fine even when pished, thankyou very much:snooty:

You sexual athlete you.

After a bottle of wine, I'm nobody's.

[The Flying Cow]

Proper pished things usually take a long time to reach a conclusion on my end. If they reach the conclusion, that is.

-Sherman

[Something Else]

Shagging sober > Shagging on most drugs in my experience.

[The Flying Cow]

So I've been told.

Will try.

-Sherman

[brotherdoobie]

Shagging sober > Shagging on most drugs in my experience.

Agreed. Herb is great for making love.


-bd

[The Flying Cow]

Didn't he mean sobriety is better than the drug-infested secks?

:huh:

-Sherman

[Something Else]

The herb is just a plant. racialist.

http://bitimage.co.uk/images/kfsgdzhof5gvo75iadc.jpg (http://bitimage.co.uk/)

[Acid_death69]

lol, she is amazing like. Tis shit thats she's going out with the lead singer of the artic monkeys grrrrrrrr!

Why?

Did you think you were in with a chance?
no not all lol, just that i recon she can do so much better

[tesco]

The herb is just a plant. racialist.

http://bitimage.co.uk/images/kfsgdzhof5gvo75iadc.jpg (http://bitimage.co.uk/)
wtf

[Skiz]

The herb is just a plant. racialist.

http://bitimage.co.uk/images/kfsgdzhof5gvo75iadc.jpg (http://bitimage.co.uk/)

Rarely does one actually see pwnage in such an antecedent form.

[brotherdoobie]

Burnt and crushed grapes. Harsh.


-bd

[The Flying Cow]

It is just a plant, and a great plant at that. But it is also a drug, and you said shagging sober pwned shagging on most drugs.

So I should of deduced you didn't mean the herb in there.

-Sherman

[Something Else]

Wrong.

[brotherdoobie]

You don't like having sex while high? Pussy.


-bd

[Squeamous]

I put her in the sexy women thread years ago and someone said her legs were too skinny :snooty:.

[The Flying Cow]

I wonder who the idiot may have been.

This gal is absolutely sensual in every possible way!

-Sherman

[brotherdoobie]

Prolly...Busy. Alexa's thighs and ass are much too feminine for him, like.


-bd

[Squeamous]

I wonder who the idiot may have been.

This gal is absolutely sensual in every possible way!

-Sherman

That's a funny thing for a man to say. Did you mean 'hyuck hyuck, I'd hit it'?

[The Flying Cow]

Is that 'hyuck, hyuck' meant to be the noise of me fapping away?

If it is, then no, that wasn't the context.


-Sherman :snooty:

[Squeamous]

:O

Nooo, it was the sound a fuckwit makes before he speaks! That sounds a bit insulting....but it's actually a compliment :)

[The Flying Cow]

Oh.

That's alright then.

And by the way, is it OK if I say you're a bit frontal in your approach?


-Sherman :angel_not

[Squeamous]

Not if you value your eyes :P

[The Flying Cow]

Is that a threat?


-Sherman :flowers:

[Squeamous]

Yes....an empty one at that ;).

I don't mean to be harsh, but sometimes it comes out that way :(.

[The Flying Cow]

Well, considering the dictionary definitions, you weren't too far off:

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn52/TorrentialOutpour/untitled-14.png

:stuart:


-Sherman

[Squeamous]

Yeah but it sounds nicer when you say it like that :snooty:

[The Flying Cow]

The gansgter-rapper-turned-singer-pimp Snoop Doggy Doggy Doggy Dogg has a song to that effect too.

"Sensual Seduction":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSS_DY_z-Dc

But I digress. You mean it sounds nicer when I show the dictionary's writers as being a bunch of perverted pricks or my original statemente?


-Sherman

[Skiz]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7504/chnonconsensual1bx3.gif

[Squeamous]

The gansgter-rapper-turned-singer-pimp Snoop Doggy Doggy Doggy Dogg has a song to that effect too.

"Sensual Seduction":

But I digress. You mean it sounds nicer when I show the dictionary's writers as being a bunch of perverted pricks or my original statemente?


-Sherman

:pinch: That song is awful....I don't know a woman who doesn't cringe when she hears it.

Of course, your original statement :happy:

[Squeamous]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7504/chnonconsensual1bx3.gif

:glag:

[brotherdoobie]

The gansgter-rapper-turned-singer-pimp Snoop Doggy Doggy Doggy Dogg has a song to that effect too.

"Sensual Seduction":

But I digress. You mean it sounds nicer when I show the dictionary's writers as being a bunch of perverted pricks or my original statemente?


-Sherman

:pinch: That song is awful....I don't know a woman who doesn't cringe when she hears it.

Of course, your original statement :happy:


You should send him a Gmail, and let him know how you feel. You know it makes sence.


-bd

[Squeamous]

I think I already started a thread months ago about how rubbish that song is. See also 'love in the club' by that bloke who's supposed to be sexy but tries too hard.

Is it supposed to be funny that these people think love is getting blown by some skanky moose in a club toilet?

[The Flying Cow]

It's supposed to show just how incredibly dense and disreputable entertainment for the masses has become.

Via the Em Tee Vee, like.

It saddens the rest of us, to be honest.


-Sherman :(

[Squeamous]

It's ok, they'll all be dead of the bad AIDS before you know it :happy: