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chalice
07-26-2008, 09:18 PM
True story.

Proper Bo
07-26-2008, 09:19 PM
Piles?

chalice
07-26-2008, 09:19 PM
No, worms.

CrabGirl
07-26-2008, 09:21 PM
Something in the water I'm betting. Its been that kind of day.

chalice
07-26-2008, 09:23 PM
Bikenter is a fucking cawk.

Pre-emptive strike ftw.

Hairbautt
07-26-2008, 10:49 PM
http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/GAY/mellow.gif I'll arse you later then.

Mr JP Fugley
07-27-2008, 04:38 PM
http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/temp/GAY/mellow.gif I'll arse you later then.

I don't think the chap wants sodomised like, he's just a bit pissed off.

chalice
07-27-2008, 04:39 PM
Thanks JP.

Harriet would require something to sodomise me with in the first instance.

She didn't think it though.

The Flying Cow
07-27-2008, 04:51 PM
She scored points on the smiley though, it's pretty ace.

-Sherman

Hairbautt
07-27-2008, 04:51 PM
:emo: Failed the first time 'round.

Biggles
07-27-2008, 04:58 PM
No 1 son refers to this as arse power. Chalice has 0% arse power. If it rose to 50% he would do things half-arsed.

My son's arse power is apparently stuck pretty much at 0% :ermm:

chalice
07-27-2008, 05:26 PM
No 1 son refers to this as arse power. Chalice has 0% arse power. If it rose to 50% he would do things half-arsed.

My son's arse power is apparently stuck pretty much at 0% :ermm:

Some things I can be arsed about.

I can be arsed posting this. I can be arsed drinking this glass of wine. I can be arsed running a bath for the sprogs. Bath night innit.

I cannot be arsed thinking about what I should have for dinner. I know I should but I can't. I cannot be arsed trying to steal something off the internets cos I cannot be arsed deciding what I want to steal.

Fuck you God!!!!

Biggles
07-27-2008, 05:29 PM
No 1 son refers to this as arse power. Chalice has 0% arse power. If it rose to 50% he would do things half-arsed.

My son's arse power is apparently stuck pretty much at 0% :ermm:

Some things I can be arsed about.

I can be arsed posting this. I can be arsed drinking this glass of wine. I can be arsed running a bath for the sprogs. Bath night innit.

I cannot be arsed thinking about what I should have for dinner. I know I should but I can't. I cannot be arsed trying to steal something off the internets cos I cannot be arsed deciding what I want to steal.

Fuck you God!!!!

http://www.booksfromscotland.com/assets_spa/dynamic/1180612260237.jpeg

Skweeky
07-27-2008, 05:34 PM
Go and read the little world of Don Camillo or do something else.

chalice
07-27-2008, 07:34 PM
Go and read the little world of Don Camillo or do something else.

I've had just about all of the provincial catholicism I can be arsed with. True story.

I read a couple of the novels in my teens.

A bit trite, like but they were recommended by an English teacher who I worshiped at the time so I endured.

Looking back, that teacher was a bit of a cunt. Not cos he recommended yon bewks, just cos I thought he was brill and he thought I was shite.

Skweeky
07-27-2008, 07:45 PM
But 't is a book about the commies! :o

chalice
07-27-2008, 07:52 PM
It's a book against the commies, where the good guy is a catholic priest.

Skweeky
07-27-2008, 07:54 PM
Aye, but it's got Jesus in it, and he's a well funny chap for his age, n'est-ce pas?

Mr JP Fugley
07-27-2008, 10:23 PM
I liked the Don Camillo stuff. I have some as audiophiles now.

True story.

Did I send you them at all Skweekmeister.

Skweeky
07-28-2008, 07:16 AM
No, no you didn't.

I ordered the book off Amazon a few weeks ago because the copy my neighbour gave me had the ending missing...

The one I ordered never arrived :angry: Got a full refund though.