On your deathbed

[Mr JP Fugley]

Do you reckon you'll think "God I wish I'd spent more time on internets forums, talking shite and posting smilies"

[Something Else]

I don't think i'd be talking to God at all. I'd more likely be thinking about what to write about the experience in my next novel. I already have a name for it. Death and posting pish on the internets.

[chalice]

Mate, my last words will probably be to yourself.

Pretty sad.

No offense, like.

[Squeamous]

Would it be terribly sad and vacuous to think 'I wish I'd had more sex'? :unsure:

Well, it was good enough for Betjeman :snooty:

[CrabGirl]

Thats it. You've creeped me out now, so I'm leaving. :snooty:

I'll do a mulder self-imposed ban....

Don't try and stop me.

[Squeamous]

No! Don't go! Etc!

[Mr JP Fugley]

Would it be terribly sad and vacuous to think 'I wish I'd had more sex'? :unsure:

Well, it was good enough for Betjeman :snooty:

Wilde - Either those curtains go or I do

[chalice]

Would it be terribly sad and vacuous to think 'I wish I'd had more sex'? :unsure:

Well, it was good enough for Betjeman :snooty:

Wilde - Either those curtains go or I do

I thought it was 'wallpaper'.

Can't decide which is best.

There are many reputed last Wilde lines but those two stand up somewhat.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I had always thought curtains.

[brotherdoobie]

Wilde - Either those curtains go or I do

I thought it was 'wallpaper'.

Can't decide which is best.

There are many reputed last Wilde lines but those two stand up somewhat.

I thought it was a rug. His editor was infamous for having a notoriously horrible toupee.


True story?


-bd

[chalice]

I had always thought curtains.

'Curtains' is just too perfect, don't you think?

Nobody is that fucking brilliant on their death-bed.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I had always thought curtains.

'Curtains' is just too perfect, don't you think?



Isn't that qualifying a superlative.

I hope those are my dying words.

Though I suspect they are more likely to be "What do you mean one liver. That's just mad talk."

[Skweeky]

:lol: :earl:

[Barbarossa]

"The treasure is buried in the............................"

[chalice]

Oscar Wilde's real last words...

'Fuck, my arse is killing me'

[brotherdoobie]

Oscar Wilde's real last words...

'Fuck, my arse is killing me'

And his arse's real last words...


"A true friend stabs you in the front"


-bd

[The Flying Cow]

So he was shit-stabbed, lyke?

On my deathbed, I'll prolly be thinking: Shite, that went by fast.

Unless it doesn't.

-Sherman :huh:

[Skweeky]

You truly come out with some gems at times.

[Mr.sharer]

k.thx.bai

and rofl

die

[Mr.sharer]

influenced by the internet

[ziggyjuarez]

I'll be too busy giveing hawt chicks the silent treatment. o_o

[brotherdoobie]

I take it that things have been going better for you, Ziggy. I'm glad to hear that you're pleasing the ladies proper, like. You stud.


-bd