explain yourself french ppl

[1080p]

explain why nobody in the world likes you at all

[Guillaume]

Two possibilities:
1. the rest of the world are cunts.
2. the rest of the world have only met Parisians, who should all be shot in the head.

[brotherdoobie]

Parisians are from the bad part of Canada, btw.


-bd

[clocker]

I've been in France several times- yes, even Paris- and have nothing but fond memories.
In fact, I've enjoyed all the parts of Yurp that I've visited.

[Mr.sharer]

maybe the rest of the world dont like the idea of being "civilised" or "cultured"

[Skweeky]

Parisian, are you?

[Mr.sharer]

from age 4 to 17 , yes

[Barbarossa]

Parisians are the rudest people I've ever met. True story.

So here's a message for all your parisians out there. If someone is making an effort to speak your language, don't look at them like a retard if they get the accent on a couple of words slightly wrong. It's not our fault your language is for the gays.

If you're working in paris, a tourist mecca for the western world, don't look down your noses at tourists because they are paying your wages.

Oh, and apart from the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre, paris is rubbish, and we KNOW that's not the real mona lisa...

So in essence, STFU. Oh, and you drive like morons and eat like pigs and your toilets are disgusting.

Thankyou for your time. :happy:

[Skweeky]

:lol:

There are actually loads of nice places in Paris. There is Montmartre and the quartier Africain just down from it.

There is the Quartier Latin as well which is really nice! And the Centre Pompidou!

[Guillaume]

and we KNOW that's not the real mona lisa...
Le rod, Barbie?


If someone is making an effort to speak your language, don't look at them like a retard if they get the accent on a couple of words slightly wrong.
Had the same in London though.

[Squeamous]

Parisians are the rudest people I've ever met. True story.

So here's a message for all your parisians out there. If someone is making an effort to speak your language, don't look at them like a retard if they get the accent on a couple of words slightly wrong. It's not our fault your language is for the gays.

If you're working in paris, a tourist mecca for the western world, don't look down your noses at tourists because they are paying your wages.

Oh, and apart from the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre, paris is rubbish, and we KNOW that's not the real mona lisa...

So in essence, STFU. Oh, and you drive like morons and eat like pigs and your toilets are disgusting.

Thankyou for your time. :happy:

:lol:

It's funny because it's true :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

Le rod, Barbie?


If someone is making an effort to speak your language, don't look at them like a retard if they get the accent on a couple of words slightly wrong.
Had the same in London though.

There are more foreign people in london than anywhere else in the world :yup:. You were probably dissed by a Pole.

[Barbarossa]

Le rod, Barbie?


Oh come on, the real one is in a sealed vault somewhere... that's if they still even have it :whistling

[The Flying Cow]

They may be a bunch of conceited pricks, but they have the best croissants, baguettes, food in general, and a hawt burd speaking the local dialect does spice things up, like.


-Sherman

[brotherdoobie]

They may be a bunch of conceited pricks, but they have the best croissants, baguettes, food in general, and a hawt burd speaking the local dialect does spice things up, like.


-Sherman

Your mum > *


-bd :mellow:

[The Flying Cow]

Someone please translate?


-Sherman :huh:

[brotherdoobie]

Someone please translate?


-Sherman :huh:You're mum is a hawt burd speaking the local dialect who spices things up for me, and rules all else.

Think it through - next time.


-bd

[j2k4]

maybe the rest of the world dont like the idea of being "civilised"...

Thank you for referring to the Anglo version, as it different from the kind spelled with a, uhmmm, zed.

[thewizeard]

They may be a bunch of conceited pricks, but they have the best croissants, baguettes, food in general, and a hawt burd speaking the local dialect does spice things up, like.


-Sherman

...Of course one has to take a second mortgage to afford these delicacies..so it's back to bangers and mash for me with some lovely mashed green peas with delicious artificial colouring ..:rolleyes:

[The Flying Cow]

so it's back to bangers and mash for me with some lovely mashed green peas with delicious artificial colouring ..:rolleyes:

Bon apétit..


-Sherman :sick:

[Squeamous]

Nothing more healthy than good old fashioned meat and two veg. Brits weren't fat when our diet was simple. Then the French and Indians/Pakistanis come along with their high dairy cuisine and make us bleb out :pinch:.

[Guillaume]

Then the French and Indians/Pakistanis come along with their high dairy cuisine and make us bleb out :pinch:.
You know too much, now we'll have to have you whacked. :shifty:

[The Flying Cow]

You know too much, now we'll have to have you whacked. :shifty:

That's more like it.


-Sherman :sleazebag:

[clocker]

Then the French and Indians/Pakistanis come along with their high dairy cuisine and make us bleb out :pinch:.
They "made you" get fat?
The revenge of the small brown people is insidious indeed.

[Guillaume]

They "made you" get fat?
I take it you've never heard of the roving gangs of Asian kids roaming the streets on London with popadums and funnels.

[Squeamous]

They made us I say!!!! :fist:

[clocker]

They "made you" get fat?
I take it you've never heard of the roving gangs of Asian kids roaming the streets on London with popadums and funnels.
Actually, no, but you know how lame American news is.

[Skweeky]

Any people that have sausage for breakfast and battered fish in batter with battered chips is going to get fat.

True story.

[Squeamous]

Why is it that whenever I go abroad I get offered a 'continental breakfast buffet' which consists of bread, meat and cheese? That's just asking for it to be stolen for to make lunch from :shifty:.

[Skweeky]

Mmmm, I had one this morning. Spanish meats, olive bread with goat butter and fresh olives. Yum yum yum yum!

[Squeamous]

Yes, most healthy :shifty:

[Skweeky]

I don't care. I'm pregnant. I get to eat whatever I want :lol:

[Acid_death69]

I don't care. I'm pregnant. I get to eat whatever I want :lol:
lucky :O

[clocker]

I get to eat whatever I want and I'm not pregnant.
Yet.

[chalice]

Parisians are ultra-cunts compared to the rest of France.

Especially Parisian bus drivers. They need their bawls stuck in mangles.

In the south, they're just cunts who clearly hate you yet don't feel the need to tell you as such.

Nice jambon sammiches though. Not to mention dirt cheap wine.

[Squeamous]

My OH calls my legs jambons. I think he means jambes :dry:

[Skweeky]

I am currently reading 'Le Diable et le Bon Dieu' from Sartre. I think I would like to visit Worms at some point. :yes:

[The Flying Cow]

Mmmm, I had one this morning. Spanish meats, olive bread with goat butter and fresh olives. Yum yum yum yum!

You eat well, girl!


-Sherman :mouthwatering:

[The Flying Cow]

My OH calls my legs jambons. I think he means jambes :dry:

I think he means hog thigh meat, like.


-Sherman :P

[Squeamous]

That never occurred to me until today. He's sitting peacefully on the sofa watching wrestling DVDs right now. I wonder what I can do to get my own back? :01:

[The Flying Cow]

You could always get out the chicote you keep in the cupboard.

And go pay him a visit with it.

[Squeamous]

chicote?

[The Flying Cow]

http://lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50234103/SM_Sexy_Whip.jpg

[Squeamous]

:O

The handle is for pulling it back out, right?

[The Flying Cow]

Well I've never dabbled in the black arts, like.

You could research it on the foogle, I guess.

:closedeye

[Squeamous]

Racist :snooty:

[Something Else]

My missus is a witch. True story.

[Squeamous]

White?

[Acid_death69]

White?
whats white got to do with it?

[Something Else]

White?


Allwhite I suppose.

:drummer:

[Squeamous]

White?
whats white got to do with it?

As opposed to black, dummy :rolleyes:

[The Flying Cow]

I meant I've never dabbled in Ess and Em, Squeamy, not that I've never dabbled with black folk.

I've no prejudice whatsoever, just to clarify, like. :snooty:

[Squeamous]

White witch, not race!

[Acid_death69]

im curious if the french have a bad name for us

[chalice]

im curious if the french have a bad name for us

Yep, 'Les Cunts'. I believe is the term.

Roughly translated.

[Acid_death69]

lmao

[Squeamous]

The French are no good at insults, they just sound like your dad talking about hiphop.

[The Flying Cow]

Excuse me but the French have some of the best words to affront there is.

Insulting in French is a sweet deal. Smooth, like.

[Acid_death69]

mehr (horse) is a good one, like saying that to my ex when she pisses me off

[Guillaume]

:huh:

[Squeamous]

See what I mean?

[Acid_death69]

lol ayus