PDA

View Full Version : Textbook lifter



Squeamous
08-01-2008, 03:09 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1040056/Pictured-The-moment-man-punched-girl-feet-Facebook-water-fight.html
:lol:

Barbarossa
08-01-2008, 03:12 PM
Hahaha, fucking pwned :glag:

Something Else
08-01-2008, 03:19 PM
:lol:

Fucking idiots.

Squeamous
08-01-2008, 04:49 PM
I love completely disproportionate responses to an invasion of personal space :happy:

Never surprise a brother (http://www.imeem.com/teeteegurl1/playlist/rCCtME9e/never_surprise_a_black_man_video_playlist)

Happy slapper gets twatted Subzero style (http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=2258718117&)

The Flying Cow
08-01-2008, 05:01 PM
Well I don't condone beating women at all, but that girl was being a right cunt, and sort of had it coming.


-Sherman :snooty:

Squeamous
08-01-2008, 05:04 PM
It wasn't even water, she picked some happy slapping juice for maximum staining.

I love the way she was all like 'tee hee! I'm adorable, chase me chase me!' just before he laid her out :lol:

The Flying Cow
08-01-2008, 05:06 PM
It was pretty obvious he was not the humorous type anyway.


-Sherman

Squeamous
08-01-2008, 05:16 PM
You can always tell by the prominent brow ridge and knuckle-floor proximity.

Biggles
08-02-2008, 04:21 PM
Wow! annoying eedjit meets humourless prick.

Marriage made in heaven.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 05:15 PM
Can you imagine the children.

No need! :dry:

Skweeky
08-02-2008, 07:34 PM
Maybe two negatives will make a postive and create the nicest person in the world! :o

Sextent
08-02-2008, 08:40 PM
Brilliant thread.

I love the "happy slapper" one, seen it before but I think it's magic. The only thing the lad did wrong was not kicking the cunts in the ribs.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 09:40 PM
To be fair the only thing he did wrong was land about a thousand punches and not one kept either of them down.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 09:41 PM
Maybe two negatives will make a postive and create the nicest person in the world! :o
You're an eternal optimist Skweeky :hug:

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 09:48 PM
To be fair the only thing he did wrong was land about a thousand punches and not one kept either of them down.


There's a big misconception about punches being "knock-out". The last time someone punched me in anger I just looked at him, smiled and broke his nose. Straight on with the palm of my hand right into his snitch. It was like blood and snotters all over the plaice.

True Story.

I know the nose was broke because the cops told me.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 09:57 PM
I think the only time a punch keeps a man down is if he's a middle aged father of four remonstrating with a bunch of yobs, or a tramp minding his own business at a bus stop :yup:.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 09:59 PM
There's a big misconception about punches being "knock-out". The last time someone punched me in anger I just looked at him, smiled and broke his nose. Straight on with the palm of my hand right into his snitch. It was like blood and snotters all over the plaice.

True Story.

I know the nose was broke because the cops told me.

Did it go up into his brain, or couldn't you tell? :pinch:

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 10:02 PM
There's a big misconception about punches being "knock-out". The last time someone punched me in anger I just looked at him, smiled and broke his nose. Straight on with the palm of my hand right into his snitch. It was like blood and snotters all over the plaice.

True Story.

I know the nose was broke because the cops told me.

Did it go up into his brain, or couldn't you tell? :pinch:

:lol:

Urban myth's ftw.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 10:05 PM
:shifty:

I've never hit anyone, not as an adult anyway, and nor have I been hit. I always feel sorry for people who have had that kind of life. Makes me sad, kind of thing.

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 10:07 PM
Up your's speccy.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 10:14 PM
It's ok...I understand, it's all you know.

:console:

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 10:19 PM
Did I ever say I was a renaissance man.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 10:35 PM
Cracked, dry, flaking and in need of restoration?

:unsure:

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 10:38 PM
Cracked, dry, flaking and in need of restoration?

:unsure:

:lol:

Pretty much sums it up.

I would have included the word decrepit as well though.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 10:43 PM
I'd rather sit and look at The Last Supper than Tracey Emin's dirty bed, even if it is falling off the wall :yup:

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 10:52 PM
I'd rather sit and look at The Last Supper than Tracey Emin's dirty bed, even if it is falling off the wall :yup:

:sage:

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 10:55 PM
By way of explanation to the phillistines.

It's drawn on a wall and is in pretty bad nick.

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 10:55 PM
Oh an there's like a door in it.

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 10:59 PM
I wonder what Tracey Emin's version of the Last Supper would be? :O

Omg....I should do it and enter it for the Turner Prize! I'd probably have me as Jebus, naturally, and then the disciple that may or may not be Mary Magdeline could be Benchez. Judas could be Crabby because I reckon she'd do anything for money :smilie4:, and the others can be the rest of you nondescripts.

Mr JP Fugley
08-02-2008, 11:01 PM
Indeed, you would make a good cheebus.

Something Else
08-02-2008, 11:05 PM
the disciple that may or may not be Mary Magdeline could be Benchez.

:kiss:

Squeamous
08-02-2008, 11:22 PM
:D

For the meal I'd probably paint some quorn ham, egg and chips. That would fit the look of horror on the disciples' faces :cry:.

Something Else
08-02-2008, 11:52 PM
Wasn't cheebus born in an egg. :unsure:

Something Else
08-02-2008, 11:52 PM
If he was born in an egg, it would have been a whoreganic one, Shirley. :unsure:

Squeamous
08-03-2008, 12:14 AM
Yes, he was born in an egg, I can't believe you needed to ask :rolleyes: