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Squeamous
08-04-2008, 10:24 AM
16, awkward, with bum fluff

Pmsl! :lol:

I don't miss being that age :happy:

CrabGirl
08-04-2008, 10:38 AM
16, awkward, with bum fluff

Pmsl! :lol:

I don't miss being that age :happy:

Give him an "accidental" flash of the boobs and watch him squirm.

Alien5
08-04-2008, 10:38 AM
do it :D

Squeamous
08-04-2008, 10:41 AM
You think I should? :shifty:

Squeamous
08-04-2008, 10:41 AM
I did have to lean over him very closely to watch what he was doing and I am wearing a very low cut top :naughty:.

Alien5
08-04-2008, 10:42 AM
ask him if he finds you attractive? :P

CrabGirl
08-04-2008, 10:43 AM
Touch his shoulder a lot and accidently brush his thighs.

Poor chap will be grateful eventually.

Squeamous
08-04-2008, 10:45 AM
Omg, I'm not a padeophile you sick fucks!

:lol:

CrabGirl
08-04-2008, 10:45 AM
16 is LEGAL for gods sake!

Squeamous
08-04-2008, 10:46 AM
www.barelylegalworkexperience.com

:O

Alien5
08-04-2008, 10:47 AM
how many days has he got left?

just take it slow :P

CrabGirl
08-04-2008, 10:47 AM
I'm sure it'll make work experience more interesting for him!

Squeamous
08-04-2008, 10:53 AM
He's here for 2 weeks! It's quite hard to look alluring over a mouse's guts but I'll do my best :P.

Skweeky
08-04-2008, 12:19 PM
What on earth are you doing with that poor mouse???

Acid_death69
08-04-2008, 12:22 PM
lol do it, you know ya want to:p tis funny watching young ones squirm when they getting that sort of attention

Barbarossa
08-04-2008, 12:24 PM
What on earth are you doing with that poor mouse???

grafting a cawk onto it, or something :idunno:

Squeamous
08-04-2008, 02:23 PM
Well I suppose now Mulder doesn't require mine and Crabby's dirty aunty attentions I should think about a replacement. Tbh it just hurts too much right now :cry:.

Stupid WE boy needs to learn how to hold the dissection tools before I'll let him loose grafting cocks all over the shop :snooty:.

CrabGirl
08-04-2008, 03:23 PM
Well I suppose now Mulder doesn't require mine and Crabby's dirty aunty attentions I should think about a replacement. Tbh it just hurts too much right now :cry:.

Stupid WE boy needs to learn how to hold the dissection tools before I'll let him loose grafting cocks all over the shop :snooty:.

I reckon Acid-dude. He's a little cutester. :01::naughty:

The Flying Cow
08-04-2008, 05:29 PM
Omg, I'm not a padeophile you sick fucks!

:lol:

I beg to differ:



no it was because i wrote twit all over the 11 year old.

He had to take it one step further didn't he.

You should have taken his virginity. That woulda learned him :fist:.

Squeamous
08-04-2008, 06:41 PM
I reckon Acid-dude. He's a little cutester. :01::naughty:

Aw bless, he's only 20! :w00t:

Squeamous
08-04-2008, 06:42 PM
I beg to differ:



no it was because i wrote twit all over the 11 year old.

He had to take it one step further didn't he.

You should have taken his virginity. That woulda learned him :fist:.

Shut up shut up shut up shut up :fist:

Skweeky
08-04-2008, 07:14 PM
I can't wait until I'm 30 and I can be all pervy with younger boys.

At 25 they think you're being serious :dry:

The Flying Cow
08-04-2008, 07:16 PM
Well aren't you
just a wee bit,
like?

CrabGirl
08-04-2008, 07:23 PM
I can't wait until I'm 30 and I can be all pervy with younger boys.

At 25 they think you're being serious :dry:

Its great being 31. I get away with murder at work, or at least sexual harassment!

Acid_death69
08-04-2008, 07:26 PM
I reckon Acid-dude. He's a little cutester. :01::naughty:

Aw bless, he's only 20! :w00t:
lol cheers:P

The Flying Cow
08-04-2008, 07:35 PM
Get a room gents.

Squeamous
08-04-2008, 08:59 PM
I'm in those difficult inbetween years of perviness. So far I've only been able to master the harassment of men old enough to be my dad, but under Crabby's wise tutelage I should be perving at their grandsons before they can say 'but I don't want to!'. :yup:

CrabGirl
08-04-2008, 09:26 PM
I'm in those difficult inbetween years of perviness. So far I've only been able to master the harassment of men old enough to be my dad, but under Crabby's wise tutelage I should be perving at their grandsons before they can say 'but I don't want to!'. :yup:


Sniff. I'm so very proud of you my child. :01:

Agrajag
08-04-2008, 09:31 PM
He'll come in his pants.

Acid_death69
08-04-2008, 09:36 PM
He'll come in his pants.
lol who'll come in there pants?

The Flying Cow
08-04-2008, 09:50 PM
The man speaks in a series of belches.

Agrajag
08-04-2008, 09:51 PM
I fart in your general direction.

The Flying Cow
08-04-2008, 10:02 PM
I was starting to wonder where that gentle breeze was coming from.

Acid_death69
08-04-2008, 10:15 PM
lol, is it flammable?

The Flying Cow
08-04-2008, 10:18 PM
http://www.zimssafety.com/haz041-highly%20flammable%202.gif

Acid_death69
08-04-2008, 10:18 PM
lol, do you smoke?

Skweeky
08-05-2008, 07:07 AM
I reckon once I have this baby I'll be able to get away with a lot more than I do now.

Then again, I could turn into a MILF :cry:

Imagine_If
08-05-2008, 07:17 AM
I fart in your general direction.
..you French taunter!

Be careful King Arthur will be arriving soon on coconuts.

Skweeky
08-05-2008, 07:58 AM
Have you been sampling the green again Nige?

Squeamous
08-05-2008, 07:59 AM
I reckon once I have this baby I'll be able to get away with a lot more than I do now.

Then again, I could turn into a MILF :cry:

:yup:

You can't really be a dirty aunty if they like it.

Skweeky
08-05-2008, 08:00 AM
*sigh*

I try and I try...

Mr.sharer
08-06-2008, 06:23 AM
passing aids to younger generation . good job

Something Else
08-06-2008, 06:45 AM
Mr.Sharer. The only human trying to give AIDS back to the Monkeys.

Skweeky
08-06-2008, 07:01 AM
:lol:

Squeamous
08-06-2008, 10:33 AM
:lol:

Acid_death69
08-06-2008, 10:35 AM
:lol: