Beard or no face fungus?

[The Flying Cow]

Survey to analyse the percentile of beard wearers amidst us.

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn52/TorrentialOutpour/Eucken-im-Alter.png

1) Yes, I like me bearde. It's long and fluffy. I keep food bits inside for when I face harsh times.
2) Nay! Always shaved the shite off every single morn. Donnay even keep the stubby shite.
3) Stubble beard FTW. I don't like when it grows too big though. Cannay be ersed to shave it off with a razor either.
4) Goatee. I'm a wannebe-hoodlum, so there.
5) Other obscure tribal pattern. Please elaborate.

[Acid_death69]

why didnt you make a poll for this instad of people just writing down the answer?

but anyways im probably 3 and 4:D but i aint a hoodlum nor a wannebe either :ermm:

[Skiz]

Poll added.

Short beard ftw.

I lost a bet a few years back though and had to go all Magnum PI for a month. :schnauz:

[Acid_death69]

ive gone for stubble beard :D

[The Flying Cow]

Short beard means stubble Daniel.

Magnum PI, Skee?

As in, Jeebus-like?

Oh, the moustatz?

[Squeamous]

Oi! I already did one of these a few months back :snooty:

[Acid_death69]

didnt count cos i never posted in it lol, i'll go deflate my head now

[Something Else]

Which cunt deleted my posts Skizo.

[Skiz]

This is a new fred. :sneaky:

[Something Else]

Ewe sneaky bar steward. :O

I noticed your post was ported over succesfully. How very, fucking convenient. :snooty:

[Skiz]

That's a new post as well. :huh:

[Skiz]

ffs, get with the program.

[Something Else]

Rod off, Stewart.

[Skiz]

SRV or something else.

[Something Else]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/PBdude/Stevie_Ray_Vaughan.jpg

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[Skiz]

I've just listen to tin pan alley twice consecutively. :happy:

[Something Else]

I've just listen to tin pan alley twice consecutively. :happy:

You listen to it four times. :blink:

How often.

[Skiz]

No, you twerp.

Back to back. One after another. Consecutively. Twice.

[The Flying Cow]

Somebody selected the obscure tribal arrangement, yet no comment to that effect was produced.

:huh:

[Skiz]

Maybe it was just a Joe Dirt sort of fella who wishes to remain anonymous. Can't say that I blame benchez him.

[Something Else]

:lol:

I didn't vote because my last votes were so callously disregarded. :snooty:

[Something Else]

It was that zaa cunt.

[LaPistola]

most likely zaa he is an ass clown

[Skiz]

It was that zaa cunt.

Now known as "WarrenBuffet".

[Something Else]

Why do you keep letting her change her name. :unsure:

So she can sell more invites I presume.

[WarrenBuffet]

i'm a faggot and want to put my wang in a lion, that why i have him as my avatar.

o rly?

[Detale]

IM THE ONLY BEARDED ONE!? Come on now guys lets do a global beard growing contest No shaving for 6 months or so posting pics every week to show the progress. I have to warn you ATM my current facial stylings look alot like Leonidas in the 300 without the mustache

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/decke131/architecture/300.jpg

God damn I AM a sexy man :P

[Skiz]

Why do you keep letting her change her name. :unsure:

So she can sell more invites I presume.

rossco keeps doing it. He and reality are the only ones who can do name changes. :unsure:

[Detale]

an asshole by any other name...

[Skiz]

I can't grow mine any more due to work regulations. :(

[Something Else]

I can't grow mine any more due to work regulations. :(

Are you a guard in a concentration camp or something else. :unsure:

[Skiz]

Something else.

[Squeamous]

Does it tickle your boss's sphincter? :O

[The Flying Cow]

There should be a tally of how many times Squeam's said 'sphincter' in her last 20 odd posts.

:happy:

[Acid_death69]

Does it tickle your boss's sphincter? :O
lmao:lol::lol::lol:

[Squeamous]

There should be a tally of how many times Squeam's said 'sphincter' in her last 20 odd posts.

:happy:

I'm beginning to see that accusations of an anal fixation from another board might have some truth in them :dry:

[The Flying Cow]

Just ask yer OH for some, like.

I'm sure he'll collaborate.

[Squeamous]

Exit rather than entry :O

[The Flying Cow]

Obviousement.

He's not :ghey: I presume.

[Squeamous]

Not yet, give me a chance :unsure:

[Acid_death69]

lol you wanna change your OH?

[The Flying Cow]

She's nuts is what she is. I blame the excess wine.

And cheese.

[Acid_death69]

lol dam that cheese, im suprised sher doesnt have bad nightmares

[clocker]

I don't get "stubble" beards...either you shave or you don't, make up your fuckin mind.
I've had a mustache forever and grew a beard last winter.
Tried a goatee this spring but it was too much work, so now it's growing back out.

Since there is a healthy amount of gray in it, the beard is really enhancing my crotchety old fart persona- "Hey you kids, get off my bloody lawn!"- which is the role I was born to play.
Now, if I could just manage some Andy Rooney eyebrows, I'd be set.

[Skiz]

Does it tickle your boss's sphincter? :O

Perhaps. I've never asked her though. :shifty:

[thewizeard]

Ewe sneaky bar steward. :O

I noticed your post was ported over succesfully. How very, fucking convenient. :snooty:

:O Skizo otherwise known as " Osama Bin Loaded" is also renowned for his thrust towards world hegemony in cohorts with the Illuminati ..so there is a major chance he is behind this conspiracy too, benchez :ermm:

[Something Else]

He sent me this PM. :fear:

http://www.kimchy.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/drevil.jpg

[Squeamous]

She's nuts is what she is. I blame the excess wine.

And cheese.

:snooty:

[Acid_death69]

do you likes your wine and cheese Squeem?

[The Flying Cow]

She's nuts for that stuff.

'Ey, Squeam? :P

[Skiz]

Hoi, wizeard, have you switched to Soulseek NS yet?

[Squeamous]

I do quite like a cheeseboard and a glass of port, yes :happy:

[Biggles]

Hey! I appear to be a wannabe hoodlum :dabs:

[Acid_death69]

lol eeeeeeeeeee i bet you go terrorising peoples houses and old ladies

[Squeamous]

What are you talking about? He is an old lady!

[Biggles]

What are you talking about? He is an old lady!

:snooty: Hair has no respect for gender.

[Squeamous]

I think you look rather fetching in a d'Artagnan sort of a way :smilie4:

[Acid_death69]

:snooty: Hair has no respect for gender.
lmao

[Biggles]

I think you look rather fetching in a d'Artagnan sort of a way :smilie4:

That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:

[chalice]

I think you look rather fetching in a d'Artagnan sort of a way :smilie4:

That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:

Racist.

[Biggles]

That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:

Racist.

:unsure: I could get Just for Men and a toothbrush.

[chalice]

Racist.

:unsure: I could get Just for Men and a toothbrush.

Homophobe.

[Squeamous]

That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:

I still think you're a greying love god :smilie4:

[Biggles]

That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:

I still think you're a greying love god :smilie4:

:blushing:

[Squeamous]

But then I do fancy William Hague :pinch:

[Biggles]

But then I do fancy William Hague :pinch:

:pinch: