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Acid_death69
08-06-2008, 07:08 PM
So like it says, who's drunk right now?

MEEEEEEEE:D

Something Else
08-06-2008, 08:00 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you are. :01:

Acid_death69
08-06-2008, 08:09 PM
:d:d:d:d

IdolEyes787
08-06-2008, 09:01 PM
Your mother.It's the only way she can cope.

The Flying Cow
08-06-2008, 09:03 PM
Had a rough day at werk, Idol?

:dabs:

Squeamous
08-06-2008, 09:03 PM
It's a work night! Are you mad?

IdolEyes787
08-06-2008, 09:15 PM
And Gordon Brown same reason.

Acid_death69
08-06-2008, 09:22 PM
im not drunk no more:|

JROQuinn
08-08-2008, 12:04 AM
I haz 2 beerz. Any hackz on how i can get really wasted?

wazza100
08-08-2008, 12:15 AM
im drunk no more, but was roughly 3 hrs ago :)

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 12:17 AM
I am stumbling about in an Irish poet like stupor. I am drunk enough to kiss someone - other than my wife. I am an American that often drinks with the best intentions.

I am walking in flip flops - proudly showing my pink painted toes. I am walking sexy and free...singing songs of redemption. I'm not worried about my soul, however.
It's toes are also painted pink. I'm worried about my dear friends souls.

Their soul toes are manicured and bland, ffs.


Peace, brotherdoobie

lynx
08-08-2008, 12:23 AM
Piss artist.






Must stop talking to myself when I'm pissed.

Something Else
08-08-2008, 12:24 AM
Oh no. He's got those pretty toes out again.

puckface
08-08-2008, 12:34 AM
Not drunk yet, I will post in about 5 hours when I am.

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 12:37 AM
Not drunk yet, I will post in about 5 hours when I am.

Drink faster! It makes sense. Paint you toes with Christmas magic. I'm waiting
you prick.


-bd

puckface
08-08-2008, 12:40 AM
Not drunk yet, I will post in about 5 hours when I am.

Drink faster! It make sense. Paint you toes with Christmas magic. I'm waiting
you prick.


-bd

yummy Christmas magic

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 12:57 AM
Fly away on your magic Christmas toes. I'm painting cheese and pouring drinks for the last days of an administration.

-bd

puckface
08-08-2008, 05:44 AM
my magic christmas toes are quite numb... now yay... I'm now fucking drunk you prick.

Squeamous
08-08-2008, 09:35 AM
Drink faster! It makes sense. Paint you toes with Christmas magic. I'm waiting
for your prick.


-bd

Good lord, he was drunker than I thought :fear:

Acid_death69
08-08-2008, 10:12 AM
Fly away on your magic Christmas toes. I'm painting cheese and pouring drinks for the last days of an administration.

-bd
think your high rather than drunk:P

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 12:56 PM
I was double wopped out of my mind, ftw.


-bd

Acid_death69
08-08-2008, 01:04 PM
and how are you feeling atm?

Mr.sharer
08-08-2008, 01:06 PM
are you really 20 or just a 15 year old with an imaginary tattoo ?

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 01:06 PM
and how are you feeling atm?


Half wopped.


-bd

Acid_death69
08-08-2008, 01:36 PM
and how are you feeling atm?


Half wopped.


-bd
ah well, have a fry up you'll feel better:)

eram
08-09-2008, 10:39 AM
me is still drunk since yesterday.pretty fucked up

Squeamous
08-09-2008, 02:10 PM
I went out last night but only had a bellini and a bottle of lager....I was very good :happy:. It was a much better night for it, and I got to laugh at all the drunk lairy people.

Now I think if it, one of them told me menthol cigarettes lower your sperm count. I wonder if that's true?

Skweeky
08-09-2008, 02:43 PM
I think it's not just menthol ones...

Nothing you need to worry about, surely?

Squeamous
08-09-2008, 02:50 PM
I hope not :O

Cheeky bastard!

My mate was really rude to him. He was with a lady and she said 'well are you intending on impregnating her soon?' she protested and my mate said 'well, will you be impregnating anyone in the next 20 minutes?' He said no, so she said 'well stop complaining then!" and sort of turned her back on him with a flourish. She's very sensitive about her menthol fags :unsure:.

Skweeky
08-09-2008, 02:54 PM
LOL

My mate prefers his doobies with menthol tobacco.
Pretty nice, I say :yes:

Squeamous
08-09-2008, 02:58 PM
Does he have any children? :unsure:

Skweeky
08-09-2008, 03:02 PM
Naw, he's not the type.

Squeamous
08-09-2008, 03:05 PM
They never are :unsure:

Skweeky
08-09-2008, 03:06 PM
If he has no sperm left, I doubt the menthol fags have much to do with it...

CrabGirl
08-09-2008, 03:06 PM
I was in the pub with some friends last night, one of whom is a really lovely pretty lass who isn't known for her wit and intelligence but is a great girl nonetheless, and who always wears her trousers low slung. We were sitting in the beer garden, about 16 of us and these two really skanky ho-types come over to us. "Skuse me" one of them says to my friend, with a manky glint her in eye..

My friend quick as a flash turns to her and says "yeah i know. You can see my arsecrack, but your camel-toes on show" 16 people spluttered into their beer whilst this manky camel-toed skank started blustering "i was only trying to help" My friend looked her dead in the eye and said "Right you were, now move along, move along". The girl had to be dragged away shouting. Soon as she left 16 people pissed themselves. My friend is amazing, she says exactly what she thinks without filtering it first.

I was having lunch with her in the same pub a few days before and we were served a horrible looking plate of food. When the girl came to ask us if everything was ok with our food the rest of us did the english mmmm yehh ok thing, my friend said "well not really, it looks like its just come out of a bin"

Again I died into my pint. Brilliant

Squeamous
08-09-2008, 03:16 PM
:lol:

I stopped wearing low slung trousers when someone threw a peanut down my crack and it almost caused a fight :pinch:. And there's always this little problem:

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/amycrotch.jpg

I think there's a lot of truth that women dress for other women, and not men. My OH has some attractive female friends and he reckons when he's out with them they don't even notice all the filthy looks they get from other women :(.

Acid_death69
08-09-2008, 05:28 PM
I was in the pub with some friends last night, one of whom is a really lovely pretty lass who isn't known for her wit and intelligence but is a great girl nonetheless, and who always wears her trousers low slung. We were sitting in the beer garden, about 16 of us and these two really skanky ho-types come over to us. "Skuse me" one of them says to my friend, with a manky glint her in eye..

My friend quick as a flash turns to her and says "yeah i know. You can see my arsecrack, but your camel-toes on show" 16 people spluttered into their beer whilst this manky camel-toed skank started blustering "i was only trying to help" My friend looked her dead in the eye and said "Right you were, now move along, move along". The girl had to be dragged away shouting. Soon as she left 16 people pissed themselves. My friend is amazing, she says exactly what she thinks without filtering it first.

I was having lunch with her in the same pub a few days before and we were served a horrible looking plate of food. When the girl came to ask us if everything was ok with our food the rest of us did the english mmmm yehh ok thing, my friend said "well not really, it looks like its just come out of a bin"

Again I died into my pint. Brilliant
lol i have a mate like that, tis never a dull moment:P

shutdk
08-10-2008, 07:29 PM
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Acid_death69
08-13-2008, 09:23 AM
lol, the top one should easily have a fag in the opening:p

Acid_death69
08-20-2008, 09:38 PM
MMMMMMMMMMmmmm chocolate digestive biscuits:D:D:D:D:D they are the nuts:)

CrabGirl
08-20-2008, 09:43 PM
Melt in the mouth not in the hand eh?

Agrajag
08-20-2008, 09:53 PM
Melt in the mouth not in the hand eh?

I've not read the rest of this thread so I have no context for that post.

On that basis I have no intention of ever reading the rest of the thread and will leave it at that.

Acid_death69
08-20-2008, 09:55 PM
Melt in the mouth not in the hand eh?
lol ayus they are the nuts, was thinking about getting the caramel ones:D

kelfa
08-20-2008, 10:24 PM
Baked:1eye:, does that count?

Acid_death69
08-20-2008, 10:46 PM
suppose lol, whatever tickles your pickle fella