Confucius Says

[slymester]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine
who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change
clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[Something Else]

I got sent that 22 years ago on usenet. :mellow:

[wazza100]

^ you must be one old mofo.
and @ OP :dabs:

[Something Else]

^ you must be one old mofo.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/rubthelamp/grandpa-2.gif

[wazza100]

^ you must be one old mofo.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/rubthelamp/grandpa-2.gif

exactly :clap:

[bigboab]

I got sent that 22 years ago on usenet. :mellow:
I can remeber that.:whistling There is at least one ,issing from that list.


Divorced Chinese couple:-

She goes back to Peking
He goes back to Wan King

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Who is the Chinese Chairman(.)(?)
I don't know if that is a statement or a question.:lol: