peanuts in the toilet

[ilw]

Just come back from the pub and found peanut shells in the toilet. Basically means that my spanish housemate (other housemate was out with me) decided that chucking peanut shells in the toilet made sense, as opposed to chucking them in the bin either in his room or the bin next to the toilet.
Btw for future reference: peanut shells float, they do not flush.

Struggling to understand why anyone would chuck peanut shells in the toilet. Would appreciate if anyone could shed any light on this.

[Acid_death69]

remains of a nutty shit?

[Something Else]

He ate the peanuts with the shells.

Spaniards :no:

[ilw]

have to agree with benchez on this, if i'd found lots of bits of nut in the bog i might be curious about my housemates diet, but if he's shitting out semi complete peanut shells then he's got bigger problems than his diet.

[Squeamous]

Listen, you need to nip this in the bud, the dirty ignorant bastard. Here's what you do.

You buy a packet of peanuts and you empty them out. Then, you take the empty bag and you take a shit in it. Then you seal it up again and you put it on his shelf of the cupboard. If he says anything, you just say, 'Oh! I'm sorry....I thought we were.....how embarrassing! Let me take that for you....' and then you beat him over the head with it until the bag bursts, spraying shit all over him.

[bigboab]

Just come back from the pub and found peanut shells in the toilet. Basically means that my spanish housemate (other housemate was out with me) decided that chucking peanut shells in the toilet made sense, as opposed to chucking them in the bin either in his room or the bin next to the toilet.
Btw for future reference: peanut shells float, they do not flush.

Struggling to understand why anyone would chuck peanut shells in the toilet. Would appreciate if anyone could shed any light on this.
It has been known for people to shell nuts with a part of their anatomy that they could not display in public.:lol:

[Squeamous]

I've just had another thought. You could take a plastic pop bottle, and urinate in it, then put it in the fridge. If anyone sys anything you just act genuinely confused, and you say you're sorry but it's going to take you a while to adjust to this new rule of not using the toilet as a pantry.

[The Flying Cow]

It has been known for people to shell nuts with a part of their anatomy that they could not display in public.:lol:

I've seen an Australian lady play the flute with that part of her anatomy. And she was very attractive, too.


I've just had another thought. You could take a plastic pop bottle, and urinate in it, then put it in the fridge. If anyone sys anything you just act genuinely confused, and you say you're sorry but it's going to take you a while to adjust to this new rule of not using the toilet as a pantry.

Do you chuck peanut shells in your pantry Squeam?

:blink:

[ilw]

It has been known for people to shell nuts with a part of their anatomy that they could not display in public.:lol:

i think i'll restrict my future nut intake to brazil nuts, in the hope that nobody can possibly open them with any part of their body (i hope)

@squeamous: general bit of advice - don't get a job in the food industry

[Squeamous]

Do you chuck peanut shells in your pantry Squeam?

:blink:

No, but I sometimes defecate in the bin!

[Squeamous]

This is why I can't live with anyone anymore :sadwalk:.

[The Flying Cow]

Because you take dumps in the bin, you mean?

:P

[Squeamous]

Only if the beds aren't available :snooty: