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brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 03:41 AM
Do something that they normally wouldn't do...in the bedroom? How did that work out for you? :dabs:




-bd :pinch:

Something Else
08-08-2008, 03:42 AM
Yes. Sometimes it was great. Sometimes she got scared.

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 03:50 AM
Yes. Sometimes it was great. Sometimes she got scared.


Anal kissing?



=bd :idunno:

Skiz
08-08-2008, 03:54 AM
I wanted to try something different once.

I think she said "No" shortly after I mentioned the moose and a nine iron. :ph34r:

Something Else
08-08-2008, 03:56 AM
Yes. Sometimes it was great. Sometimes she got scared.


Anal kissing?



=bd :idunno:

No. That was my ex. :ermm:

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 03:56 AM
I wanted to try something different once.

I think she said "No" shortly after I mentioned the moose and a nine iron. :ph34r:


Skiz, is a Pulp Fiction freak, like.


:shutup:

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 03:58 AM
Anal kissing?



=bd :idunno:

No. That was my ex. :ermm:

You, her, or mutual?


-bd

Something Else
08-08-2008, 04:04 AM
Neither TBH. She would have if i'd let her tho' . She did get me to fuck her up the arse once.
I didn't like it. My penis isn't attracted to shitty places. True story.

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 04:17 AM
Neither TBH. She would have if i'd let her tho' . She did get me to fuck her up the arse once.
I didn't like it. My penis isn't attracted to shitty places. True story.


I don't mind it, at all (at all) If she misses that part of her life...


-bd

Something Else
08-08-2008, 04:19 AM
So was that a big part of her life or will it be after you're done with it. :unsure:

seppypom
08-08-2008, 04:37 AM
Neither TBH. She would have if i'd let her tho' . She did get me to fuck her up the arse once.
I didn't like it. My penis isn't attracted to shitty places. True story.

you just didn't like when she called you "SHIT DICK"

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 04:44 AM
So was that a big part of her life or will it be after you're done with it. :unsure:


Both...


-bd

Squeamous
08-08-2008, 09:38 AM
What, like give me an orgasm?

:mellow:

Mr.sharer
08-08-2008, 09:55 AM
what is an OH ?

Squeamous
08-08-2008, 10:00 AM
Other Half.

Mr.sharer
08-08-2008, 10:10 AM
Have You Ever Asked Your Other Half To...


Do something that they normally wouldn't do...in the bedroom?

:blink:

what are you people talking about ? what is this other half supposed to mean ? your subconscious mind ? :blink:

Mr.sharer
08-08-2008, 10:13 AM
wait . he is talking about his wife ? :dabs:

Barbarossa
08-08-2008, 10:36 AM
For some people he is talking about their hand.

Their "Onanism Hand" (OH), geddit? :smilie4:

Squeamous
08-08-2008, 11:23 AM
:lol:

You know it's bad when you even have to cajole your own hand into wanking you off.

Guillaume
08-08-2008, 11:33 AM
:lol:

You know it's bad when you even have to cajole your own hand into wanking you off.
You'll laugh a lot less once you get the carpal tunnel syndrome thingy.

:cry:

Acid_death69
08-08-2008, 11:36 AM
this is turning into a wee bit of a wierd thread lol

Squeamous
08-08-2008, 11:48 AM
You'll laugh a lot less once you get the carpal tunnel syndrome thingy.

:cry:

Me! As a woman I am blessed with toys for that sort of thing :happy:

Guillaume
08-08-2008, 12:16 PM
Ok, then you'll laugh a lot less when they run out of batteries. :snooty:

Mr.sharer
08-08-2008, 12:50 PM
For some people he is talking about their hand.

Their "Onanism Hand" (OH), geddit? :smilie4:

so OH is anything that helps you reach orgasm :ermm:

Barbarossa
08-08-2008, 12:51 PM
Orgasmic Helper? :blink:

Yes, that's right.

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 12:54 PM
:lol:

You know it's bad when you even have to cajole your own hand into wanking you off.


Seedler has been known to pour wine coolers into his palm (to get his date drunk).


True story.



-bd :O

Mr.sharer
08-08-2008, 12:56 PM
Orgasmic Helper? :blink:

Yes, that's right.

:lol:

Squeamous
08-08-2008, 02:36 PM
Ok, then you'll laugh a lot less when they run out of batteries. :snooty:

They.....they....won't will they? :cry:

Skiz
08-08-2008, 04:10 PM
Ok, then you'll laugh a lot less when they run out of batteries. :snooty:

They.....they....won't will they? :cry:

A vibrator can never really break. It can only become a dick.

Skweeky
08-08-2008, 05:50 PM
:lol:

You know it's bad when you even have to cajole your own hand into wanking you off.


Seedler has been known to pour wine coolers into his palm (to get his date drunk).


True story.



-bd :O


:earl:

I was sitting here giggling when my OH came up and asked what I was laughing about.

The inevitable question was 'Why are you talking to a bunch of guys about wanking' :ermm:

I just said it was only a thread at which point he just looked very confused and walked away to roll a spliff :lol:

It's good when your partner doesn't know anything about interwebz communities.:shifty:

Guillaume
08-08-2008, 06:43 PM
I hope he doesn't keep reading over your shoulder or he'll discover he's not the father. ;)

puckface
08-08-2008, 06:50 PM
as soon as the words blood, shit and puke came out of my mouth, it was over.

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 06:55 PM
Seedler has been known to pour wine coolers into his palm (to get his date drunk).


True story.



-bd :O


:earl:

I was sitting here giggling when my OH came up and asked what I was laughing about.

The inevitable question was 'Why are you talking to a bunch of guys about wanking' :ermm:

I just said it was only a thread at which point he just looked very confused and walked away to roll a spliff :lol:

It's good when your partner doesn't know anything about interwebz communities.:shifty:

:lol:

Our other halves are n00bs.


-bd

Skweeky
08-08-2008, 07:41 PM
:lol: :earl:

Same scenario just happened.

Only, this time he asked what a n00b was. I nearly died :lol:

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 08:28 PM
:lol: :earl:

Same scenario just happened.

Only, this time he asked what a n00b was. I nearly died :lol:


...and we're the ones receiving looks of pity.


-bd :pinch:

Biggles
08-08-2008, 09:14 PM
Asked for a reasonable share of the duvet once....

didn't go well :dabs:

brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 09:34 PM
Asked for a reasonable share of the duvet once....

didn't go well :dabs:


I take it the missus is a duvet hog.



-bd

callum
08-08-2008, 09:42 PM
Asked for a reasonable share of the duvet once....

didn't go well :dabs:

My girlfriend always steals the entire duvet, then lies on top of it!
I've had to learn to do something similar to that trick where you pull the tablecloth out from under the plates and stuff without disturbing them, except it's more like pulling a picnic blanket out from beneath a sleeping elephant.

callum
08-08-2008, 09:44 PM
Asked for a reasonable share of the duvet once....

didn't go well :dabs:

My girlfriend always steals the entire duvet, then lies on top of it!
I've had to learn to do something similar to that trick where you pull the tablecloth out from under the plates and stuff without disturbing them, except it's more like pulling a picnic blanket out from beneath a sleeping elephant.

Something Else
08-08-2008, 09:58 PM
:lol:

:lol:

Squeamous
08-09-2008, 02:13 PM
A vibrator can never really break. It can only become a dick.

Unless you leave it in a pint glass of water and the rubber perishes :ermm:

Squeamous
08-09-2008, 02:16 PM
:lol: :earl:

Same scenario just happened.

Only, this time he asked what a n00b was. I nearly died :lol:

:lol:

Mine is such a n00b he asked me how to use the printer yesterday :shifty:. On the other hand he could be a computer genius and trying to lull me into a false sense of security :fear:

Biggles
08-09-2008, 06:00 PM
A vibrator can never really break. It can only become a dick.

Unless you leave it in a pint glass of water and the rubber perishes :ermm:

Couldn't you just ask your OH not to drink your bedside glass of water :dabs:

Squeamous
08-09-2008, 07:44 PM
Or put his willy in it :pinch:

ZaZu
08-09-2008, 07:49 PM
Some years ago a girlfriend wanted to stick her finger up my butt,then proceeded to opine at length that I was afraid I might be gay cause I would not let her, would bring it up
whenever we got nude which led to me not wanting to be nude with her which of course led to the end of the relationship.

Squeamous
08-09-2008, 07:56 PM
Imo once you've done or suggested doing something your partner doesn't feel entirely comfortable with, any eroticism it might have inspired completely disappears. Anyone who thinks cajoling is the way forward doesn't care about you enough to deserve you and is clearly a queynt.