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Squeamous
08-08-2008, 02:47 PM
In honour of the Doobie.

The more embarrassing the better :happy:
Acid_death69
08-08-2008, 02:50 PM
*i thought vegetarians cant smoke cos cigs have meat in em*

lol the joys of when your pissed
Squeamous
08-08-2008, 02:54 PM
What part of the pig does tobacco come from anyway? :unsure:
Acid_death69
08-08-2008, 02:55 PM
i was pissed, it doesnt matter. lol
brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 03:06 PM
What part of the pig does tobacco come from anyway? :unsure:

Smoked ham? :idunno: Nice thread, btw.


-doobie :happy:
Skweeky
08-08-2008, 05:53 PM
'Do you want me to pee on your face?'

Never try and drink a bottle of Jameson on your own :ermm:
Agrajag
08-08-2008, 06:05 PM
You're pregnant just now so you're never really on your own.

You're drinking Jamesons for two now.
Agrajag
08-08-2008, 06:05 PM
You're pregnant just now so you're never really on your own.

You're drinking Jamesons for two now.
lynx
08-08-2008, 06:35 PM
A post for each of them, noice.
Agrajag
08-08-2008, 06:55 PM
:lol:

I suppose it was a double Jamesons.
brotherdoobie
08-08-2008, 07:02 PM
:lol:

I suppose it was a double Jamesons.

I hear that Squeamous prefers Triple Sec.


-bd :pinch:
Skweeky
08-08-2008, 07:44 PM
Good point.

Since it's Friday, I treated myself to a nice wee bottle of Chimay (Belgian Trapist beer). Yum.

The baby was kicking like mad while I was drinking it. Better get the wean used to the drink early on, n'est-ce pas?
Guillaume
08-08-2008, 09:10 PM
Good point.

Since it's Friday, I treated myself to a nice wee bottle of Chimay (Belgian Trapist beer). Yum.
Red or blue?

What's the official position on drinking while preggers anyway?
Skweeky
08-08-2008, 09:27 PM
Blue

well, when I got pregnant they said a few units per week was alright. Now they say you shouldn't have anything. I reckon a bit of alcohol is not going to do a whole lot of harm.
Skweeky
08-08-2008, 09:27 PM
Blue

well, when I got pregnant they said a few units per week was alright. Now they say you shouldn't have anything. I reckon a bit of alcohol is not going to do a whole lot of harm.
The Flying Cow
08-08-2008, 10:06 PM
You reckon, do you?

:unsure:
Skweeky
08-09-2008, 08:14 AM
Yeah. I'm pretty sure.
ardente
08-09-2008, 09:30 AM
things done while out of my mind? just smokin or other things if so heres a great one
went on a little 5 hit trip one night, the next night a buddy calls me to go drinkin well after a 5th of 151 it all went downhill and the trip came back i was completly out of my mind ran off eventually through the parking lot of the state police outpost then came back my friends found me sitting on the washing machine talking to the clothes hamper about the midget that wouldnt stop kicking me someone startled me while triping and drunk fell flat on my face and dont remember the next 6 hours i woke up in my front yard in a chair 20 miles from where i had been in all different clothes than i went out in, and they wer not even mine still to this day i have no clue whos they wer
The Flying Cow
08-09-2008, 09:34 AM
I've passed out several times in rapid succession whilst walking home from a wedding once. Standing.

True story.
CrabGirl
08-09-2008, 09:45 AM
Ummm....there are shamefully far too many to count.

Prolly something like "Yes of course we can, I'd try anything once"
Skweeky
08-09-2008, 09:53 AM
When are we meeting up in London for that drink again?
ardente
08-09-2008, 10:05 AM
ahh but is it worse to be the one saying that or the one with idea but thats the thing about life no regrets i woke up once 2 states away with a girl i dont know and feeling absolute hell nothing with me but the clothes i was wearing and a camera(i dont know where it came from) and a bruise across my crotch and d!** when i looked at the camera i was congratulating myself for a job well done when she woke up it got awkward really quick "goodmorning whats your name ahh nice to meet you jessica can you do me a huge favor tell me where i am and can you take me home" i still want to go back to oklahoma one day and try that ride again, the sad part of that is that was 2 years ago and i think i might have gotten married to her that night she still calls me once a day.

just try to fathom missing 2 days of work and when dropped off at my job i was asked where have you been we thought you went to jail and having to explain this whole thing and not lose your job my boss still to this day gives me pure hell about it
Agrajag
08-09-2008, 10:12 AM
Ummm....there are shamefully far too many to count.

Prolly something like "Yes of course we can, I'd try anything once"

You wore a hun top. :O

You disgust me. :sick:
CrabGirl
08-09-2008, 10:28 AM
Ummm....there are shamefully far too many to count.

Prolly something like "Yes of course we can, I'd try anything once"

You wore a hun top. :O

You disgust me. :sick:

Why would I do that?:unsure:

I was talking about anal sex.
Skweeky
08-09-2008, 11:10 AM
Ummm....there are shamefully far too many to count.

Prolly something like "Yes of course we can, I'd try anything once"

You wore a hun top. :O

You disgust me. :sick:


I wore one once. I was coaxed into it by an ex navy officer :(
j2k4
08-09-2008, 12:08 PM
You wore a hun top. :O

You disgust me. :sick:


I wore one once. I was coaxed into it by an ex navy officer :(

No doubt in an effort to have you then shed the garment in order to expose your bewbs.

My guess, anyway. :dabs:
Squeamous
08-09-2008, 02:03 PM
:lol:

I suppose it was a double Jamesons.

I hear that Squeamous prefers Triple Sec.


-bd :pinch:

Git.

:snooty:
Squeamous
08-09-2008, 02:05 PM
things done while out of my mind? just smokin or other things if so heres a great one
went on a little 5 hit trip one night, the next night a buddy calls me to go drinkin well after a 5th of 151 it all went downhill and the trip came back i was completly out of my mind ran off eventually through the parking lot of the state police outpost then came back my friends found me sitting on the washing machine talking to the clothes hamper about the midget that wouldnt stop kicking me someone startled me while triping and drunk fell flat on my face and dont remember the next 6 hours i woke up in my front yard in a chair 20 miles from where i had been in all different clothes than i went out in, and they wer not even mine still to this day i have no clue whos they wer

You're mad, you are!
brotherdoobie
08-09-2008, 02:05 PM
I hear that Squeamous prefers Triple Sec.


-bd :pinch:

Git.

:snooty:

It's true
Skweeky
08-09-2008, 02:30 PM
I wore one once. I was coaxed into it by an ex navy officer :(

No doubt in an effort to have you then shed the garment in order to expose your bewbs.

My guess, anyway. :dabs:


Don't be ridiculous. Not to an ex navy officer ffs.
The Flying Cow
08-10-2008, 08:11 PM
What's a hun top?

[Please forgive the ignorance]
Skweeky
08-10-2008, 08:45 PM
A Rangers top.
The Flying Cow
08-10-2008, 08:48 PM
Like a tank top?
Skweeky
08-10-2008, 08:52 PM
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I'd move out fo the way of this post for a while. JP is bound to come and spit on this, rather phlegmatically, I would say
Something Else
08-10-2008, 09:08 PM
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Mr JP Fugley
08-10-2008, 09:51 PM
I joined here. It was at about 02:00hrs on 1st January.

I'm Scottish FFS, how much drink do you think I'd had.
Mr JP Fugley
08-10-2008, 09:56 PM
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I'd move out fo the way of this post for a while. JP is bound to come and spit on this, rather phlegmatically, I would say

Nah, I get to laugh now.

After the last month or so it's a great source of amusement to me.

Walter Smith, club saviour, has managed to totally fuck up both the team and more importantly the club. How good is that.

Murray would love to sell out. However after Manchester, Aberdeen and Kaunus he couldn't give it away.

True story.