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Something Else
08-09-2008, 12:45 PM
I checked my wages and there it was.

I was going to make a poll but i've decided to leave it where it is.

Can't be arsed with the guilt.
Guillaume
08-09-2008, 12:54 PM
How much is that in pints?
Mr JP Fugley
08-09-2008, 12:57 PM
I checked my wages and there it was.

I was going to make a poll but i've decided to leave it where it is.

Can't be arsed with the guilt.

What in the name of all that's scared are you talking about.
Something Else
08-09-2008, 12:58 PM
How much is that in pints?


Five and a half.
Something Else
08-09-2008, 12:59 PM
I checked my wages and there it was.

I was going to make a poll but i've decided to leave it where it is.

Can't be arsed with the guilt.

What in the name of all that's scared are you talking about.


Twenty Squid.
Mr.sharer
08-09-2008, 01:01 PM
http://img.tfd.com/wn/84/6C6B8-quid.gif

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Mr JP Fugley
08-09-2008, 01:06 PM
What in the name of all that's scared are you talking about.


Twenty Squid.

That's the only bit I did understand.
wazza100
08-09-2008, 01:22 PM
I checked my wages and there it was.

I was going to make a poll but i've decided to leave it where it is.

Can't be arsed with the guilt.

ive never been paid more than i should have though have managed to get more in via bonuses than i should though its been subtle each time but that's cause they owe me alot of money freaking bastards.

Be grateful and if the coin was flipped im assuming ur employer'd do the same thing booze=guilt free so drink up.
Something Else
08-09-2008, 01:27 PM
If it was the other way around i'd complain that my wages were twenty squid short. :dry:
wazza100
08-09-2008, 01:31 PM
If it was the other way around i'd complain that my wages were twenty squid short. :dry:

that's only if you knew you were twenty short and if you are paid monthly its quite easy to not realise you are twenty short.
Something Else
08-09-2008, 01:34 PM
I would be and i'm not tho'
Squeamous
08-09-2008, 01:53 PM
Moralistic bugger ain'tcha?
The Flying Cow
08-10-2008, 08:07 PM
If it was the other way around i'd complain that my wages were twenty squid short. :dry:

that's only if you knew you were twenty short and if you are paid monthly its quite easy to not realise you are twenty short.

Right but he did realize he's 20 Squid surplus, which nullifies your point.

If he hadn't noticed...fair do's, but he has...

I say let 'em know.

Otherwise you could drown yourself in drink, and then deny all charges. It's your decision to make Bengsley.
Something Else
08-10-2008, 08:08 PM
It's all in the past now.
Mr JP Fugley
08-10-2008, 08:12 PM
:sage:
Squeamous
08-10-2008, 08:23 PM
Interesting things morals. I once found a wallet with ID in and went out of my way to return it to the owner, but I've also found a wallet with none in and kept the cash :mellow:.
Mr JP Fugley
08-10-2008, 08:25 PM
interesting things morals. I once found a wallet with id in and went out of my way to return it to the owner, but i've also found a wallet with none in and kept the cash :mellow:.

:o
Something Else
08-10-2008, 08:26 PM
I found a wallet in a phone box once. There was I guy just coming out (of the phone box) so I asked if it was his. He replied that it wasn't so I kept it.
Mr JP Fugley
08-10-2008, 08:26 PM
:o:o
Something Else
08-10-2008, 08:29 PM
It had I.D. and a passport but it was all in foreign.

Another time I found a Nigerian policeman's manbag and kept all his stuff too.

Once I found an italian lady's I.D. and money and stuff. She looked hawt on the pic so I wandered around Euston station until i found her and gave it back.
Mr JP Fugley
08-10-2008, 08:36 PM
Once I found an italian lady's I.D. and money and stuff. She looked hawt on the pic so I wandered around Euston station until i found her and gave it back.

That's the first time I have believed something you said.

Well first for ages.

I once found the plans for a nuclear submarine.

I know you won't believe me but it really is a true story.
Something Else
08-10-2008, 08:37 PM
What did you do with them.
Something Else
08-10-2008, 08:38 PM
That does sound suspiciously like the plot of the new Coen Brothers fillum. 'Burn after reading' :eyebrows:
chalice
08-10-2008, 08:39 PM
I found a purse roundabouts last Christmas time.

It had loads of cards and about 20 squids in it. Luckily I was on my way to the pub.

My mate wot lunches at length in the pub works for the tax office who also have a fucking mad fuck-off database on just about every cunt. So he got me her phone number.

I rang her and she didn't even know her purse was missing.

Anyway, she turned up and grabbed the purse and left me a thank you card with 20 squids in it, innit.

Win for every cunt.
The Flying Cow
08-10-2008, 08:39 PM
She looked hawt on the pic so I wandered around Euston station until i found her and gave it back.

Does this story have any further episodes you're keeping from us here?
Mr JP Fugley
08-10-2008, 08:45 PM
What did you do with them.

You really aren't going to believe this anyway so I can tell you.

I contacted the chaps wife in Helensburgh. Got her to speak to her husband and say that someone had the thing he was probably shiting himself about. Arranged to meet him in a bar in a London hotel. Got him to identify himself to me to my satisfaction, in addition to some pre-agreed stuff of my chosing. Then passed the material back to him.

I kid you not, it's a true story.
Mr JP Fugley
08-10-2008, 08:46 PM
I found a purse roundabouts last Christmas time.

It had loads of cards and about 20 squids in it. Luckily I was on my way to the pub.

My mate wot lunches at length in the pub works for the tax office who also have a fucking mad fuck-off database on just about every cunt. So he got me her phone number.

I rang her and she didn't even know her purse was missing.

Anyway, she turned up and grabbed the purse and left me a thank you card with 20 squids in it, innit.

Win for every cunt.

Win / Win