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SpiderPig
08-11-2008, 03:48 AM
Screw your beaten asses! Bernard isn't smashing anything but his head against the side of the pool! Retarded stuck up snobs think they're everything...

NA_Magus
08-11-2008, 04:17 AM
Closest important finish I've ever seen.

Oh yeah and...
U.S.A! U.S.A!

Something Else
08-11-2008, 07:01 AM
Was this thread moved here from the mentalist section or something else. :unsure:

Alien5
08-11-2008, 07:11 AM
yes, the usernames are retarded.

puckface
08-11-2008, 01:44 PM
It was a good race, never thought that would happen.

IdolEyes787
08-11-2008, 04:41 PM
Competitive swimming makes no sense.
Butterfly,breaststroke,backstroke what the hell is that all about.Race from fucking point A to fucking Point B anyway you want and may the fastest person win.

Jesus Christ they don't have the running backward race or who's fastest hopping on one foot race.

Retards.

The Flying Cow
08-11-2008, 05:02 PM
Swimming is the shits.

It rawks, like.

I luv it.

IdolEyes787
08-11-2008, 05:14 PM
You would.

Skweeky
08-11-2008, 07:04 PM
Competitive swimming makes no sense.
Butterfly,breaststroke,backstroke what the hell is that all about.Race from fucking point A to fucking Point B anyway you want and may the fastest person win.

Jesus Christ they don't have the running backward race or who's fastest hopping on one foot race.

Retards.


They have that one as well mate. It's called freestyle :rolleyes:

IdolEyes787
08-11-2008, 07:22 PM
Then maybe you would care to enlighten me on the point of the other disciplines.

Barbarossa
08-12-2008, 09:11 AM
Competitive swimming makes no sense.
Butterfly,breaststroke,backstroke what the hell is that all about.Race from fucking point A to fucking Point B anyway you want and may the fastest person win.

Jesus Christ they don't have the running backward race or who's fastest hopping on one foot race.

Retards.

They have a walking race though. :unsure:

What gets me about swimming is I don't see the point of all the different distances.

Just have a sprint race and a long distance race, ffs.

There's no need for 50m, 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, etc. ad nauseum. :frusty:

Mr JP Fugley
08-12-2008, 10:35 AM
Competitive swimming makes no sense.
Butterfly,breaststroke,backstroke what the hell is that all about.Race from fucking point A to fucking Point B anyway you want and may the fastest person win.

Jesus Christ they don't have the running backward race or who's fastest hopping on one foot race.

Retards.


They have that one as well mate. It's called freestyle :rolleyes:

Why don't they have a front crawl race.

That's the most efficient stroke ffs.

Barbarossa
08-12-2008, 10:37 AM
They should have a "See who can swim the furthest underwater" race.

That would separate the men from the boys.

Mr JP Fugley
08-12-2008, 10:39 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/images/2005/08/22/fish_330_330x330.jpg

Barbarossa
08-12-2008, 10:41 AM
One assumes that is a stage name, and that he's not really a fish :unsure:

Mr JP Fugley
08-12-2008, 10:45 AM
His real name is Mr Dick.

True Story.