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[Mr JP Fugley]

Ben's Bowel Chat.

Discuss.

[Barbarossa]

Crap topic.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Thanks

[Barbarossa]

My daughter is refusing to poo, by the way. It's since we started trying to potty train her.

She hasn't had a poo for 4 days, and is clearly really uncomfortable, but still refuses to do so.

She won't even poo if we put a nappy back on her. :frusty:

Can we talk about this instead? I assume ben is at least potty trained....

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's a big assumption.

Tho' chalice tells us he (ben) wipes his arse on the Daily Mail so it's a fair bet.

[chalice]

Taken from VeggieBoards.com...


I've been vegan for many years, but recently I've been hearing more and more about the benefits of raw food. So over the past week or so, I've been eating a lot more raw food. The last 2 days have probably been about 60% raw. Most of the raw food is: apricots, nectarines, apples, grapes, bananas, avacado, cucumber, tomato, spinach, green collards, and bell peppers.

Today I've had a lot of gas and made at least 4 bowel movements. This is not surprising to me, as I know there's an adjustment period when you change your diet. What worries me however is the colour of my BMs. They are GREEN. Dark, grassy, green.

Has anyone else experienced this? Think it will improve as I get used to eating more raw foods? Should I be worried that perhaps I'm not absorbing the nutritents from the food?

Best case for being a carnivore ever. Fact.

[chalice]

I have no idea if anyone could answer this question but my 20-month old vegan twins occasionally (about one a month) have post-nap poos that literally explodes out of their diapers where they basically have to be hosed down. They eat very healthy (much healthier than me and my husband). Their diet is primarily whole foods, no refined sugar, no junk/convenience food and very high-fiber so I'm assuming the fiber is causing the adult-size poos.

Do any other vegan parents have similar experiences or could it be that my kids' diet might contain too much fiber?

:noes:

[Barbarossa]

Hahaha that's fuckin' ridiculous :lol:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Genious.

In other news a wee lassie whose Mam is a vegan ended up in hospital in Glasgow with like rickets or something else. The Doctor said "She's not a fucking rabbit for fuck sake. People aren't supposed to live on seeds ya stupid fucking cow. Feed the wean properly or do something else."

Social services were contemplating deploying the cruelty wummin.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Read this, vegans. read it to the max.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article4087977.ece

[Disme]

Nothing better than a good and hearthy bowel-chat during lunch time. :sick:


Colon Cleanse: How Much Do You Know?
Q: Everyone should have at least one bowel movement every day.
A: The correct answer is "false".
Although one or more bowel movements is considered ideal by many natural health practitioners, if you exercise and are getting enough fiber and water in your diet, it is still considered normal to miss a day here and there. In some cases, fiber supplements may help, but forcing bowel movements by using stimulant laxatives (for example, laxative teas) is not recommended.
An ideal bowel movement is medium brown, the color of plain cardboard. It leaves the body easily with no straining or discomfort.

It should have the consistency of toothpaste, and be approximately 4 to 8 inches long.

Stools should enter the water smoothly and slowly fall once it reaches the water. There should be little gas or odor

[condom-man]

poo smells really really bad if i dont poo for a day :dabs:

shit

[Something Else]

My daughter is refusing to poo, by the way. It's since we started trying to potty train her.

She hasn't had a poo for 4 days, and is clearly really uncomfortable, but still refuses to do so.

She won't even poo if we put a nappy back on her. :frusty:

Can we talk about this instead? I assume ben is at least potty trained....


Requires laxative and a wee bit of distraction.

[seppypom]

My daughter is refusing to poo, by the way. It's since we started trying to potty train her.

She hasn't had a poo for 4 days, and is clearly really uncomfortable, but still refuses to do so.

She won't even poo if we put a nappy back on her. :frusty:

Can we talk about this instead? I assume ben is at least potty trained....

but the tv in front of the pot and set her on it, and let her watch until its taken care of. :)

[Disme]

Requires laxative and a wee bit of distraction.

Hmmm ... guess I'm just another name on your ignore list. :cry:


but forcing bowel movements by using stimulant laxatives (for example, laxative teas) is not recommended.

[Mr JP Fugley]

My daughter is refusing to poo, by the way. It's since we started trying to potty train her.

She hasn't had a poo for 4 days, and is clearly really uncomfortable, but still refuses to do so.

She won't even poo if we put a nappy back on her. :frusty:

Can we talk about this instead? I assume ben is at least potty trained....


Requires laxative and a wee bit of distraction.

Indeed, that seems like the way to go.

[Skweeky]

Is that what I have to look forward to? :fear:

And who let Barbie have kids ffs???

[Mr JP Fugley]

Mrs Barbie presumablement.

Oh and yes, that's the type of thing you have to look forward to.

[Skweeky]

Hmmmm...

Is it to late to trade it in for a Nintendo Wii? :mellow:



just kidding btw

[Something Else]

I was just packing up my Wii when I spotted the yellow text. :(

[Something Else]

I was just packing up my Wii when I spotted the yellow text. :(

[Skweeky]

What do you want a new born baby for? :huh:

[Something Else]

So I don't have to make my own for the missus. I'm cream crackered.

[Skweeky]

Hmmm, I don't know if I feel comfortable having you mingle with my offspring.

Just think of the consequences :fear:

[Mr JP Fugley]

I played a wii for the first time today. True Story.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I've had weans for years tho'

[Something Else]

Hmmm, I don't know if I feel comfortable having you mingle with my offspring.

Just think of the consequences :fear:


Yeah. Fair enough. It was a bad idea. I don't have a Wii anyway. I was gonna steal AllenS' one.

[Skweeky]

If you type in 'benchez skweeky baby' on google, the 3rd result down is:

'Skweeky, have your jugs gotten any bigger yet'

True story as well

[Mr JP Fugley]

When I say "had" I mean ... oh you know what I mean.

[Something Else]

If you type in 'benchez skweeky baby' on google, the 3rd result down is:

'Skweeky, have your jugs gotten any bigger yet'

True story as well

Well have they. :unsure:

[Skweeky]

I told you the other day; they've gone up two cup sizes. From B to D

[Something Else]

I just like hearing you say it. :drool:

[Mr JP Fugley]

:lol:

[Barbarossa]

Is that what I have to look forward to? :fear:

And who let Barbie have kids ffs???

kid. singular. :snooty:

Having more than one is just mental.

Anyway, there are so many things to look forward to, I couldn't possibly list them all here :happy:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Sleepless nights, they're good.

[chalice]

Teething. Can't beat it.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Raging fevers ftw.

[Barbarossa]

Projectile vomiting, that's a real highlight.

[chalice]

Smelling of vomit for several years.

What's not to love?

[Barbarossa]

Then just when you think you're through the worst they get to 2-and-a-half years old, and suddenly turn into teenagers and refuse to do anything they're told.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Hormone's kicking in, that makes them particularly pleasant to live with.

[Skweeky]

:fear:

Stop it

[Acid_death69]

but to them mummy is god when your one year old

[Mr JP Fugley]

but to them mummy is god when your one year old

When your one year old what.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Interminable questions are greeaat!

[Barbarossa]

but to them mummy is god when your one year old

Wrong. Daddy is :01:

Daddy does all the fun stuff, whereas mummy is the one who does all the telling off... :dry:

[Acid_death69]

lol, fair enough then:p