In Essence

[Sextent]

I agree with this


Seriously ... the Lounge died, or will die due to the fact there not many regulars/senior members still posting in the lounge, and the new(er) members that dare to step into the Lounge are professionally ignored by some of the regular Lounge posters.

Just check it out, if you read through a lot of the posts in the Lounge you can see certain (older) members just react to other (older) members and completely ignore other people's postings.

They are free to do so off course but I think that is one of the reasons why the Lounge is/will die. :frusty:

However there are a couple of things I would take exception to.

1. People aren't "professionally ignored" that's just nonsense. They are systematically ignored.

2. So what, surely it's my right (and everyone else's) to reply to what I want to. Or indeed who I want to. That's certainly what I do and intend to continue doing. If new people come along who are interesting (it does happen) I will react to them.

3. Why should I, or anyone else, pander to people posting nonsense. It's their prerogative to post it. It's mine to ignore it. That's kind of the deal.

4. This whole "dare to step into the Lounge" thing is hackneyed tripe. It's an internet forum, not a bar in Sherringham. Or have the young of today grown overly sensitive to the written word. I find that doubtful.

5. If people join this forum to trade invites, then decide to have a nice chat they aren't really my cup of tea. So I ignore them or tell them to fuck off. I genuinely don't see that as being unreasonable.

6. People move on, shit happens. That's how the World works.

When I say "a couple" I mean "a few" obviously. Actually more than a few but I paired it down.

[Skiz]

I'm usually engaged in some sort of mild conversation with someone or perhaps posting for the benefit of another and thus usually skip over the "i want the monies. close dis thread! :D" drivel.

I don't even see that many new people posting in the Lounge to be honest.

[chalice]

Older members respond to older members because they tend to know (or know something of) the said members.

It's human nature. People are generally somewhat stand-offish in the beginning and tend to gravitate to those whom they are familiar with.

The more someone new posts in the lounge, the more chance there is of garnering a response from older members. Be it positive or otherwise.

[chalice]

And the lounge won't die, it'll just change.

That's the way its always been.

Somebody sees little activity for a couple of days then declares the Lounge dead.

Bollocks say I.

[Disme]

I maybe overreacted in saying the Lounge is dead, but I just wanted to draw the attention on some things I’ve noticed since i’ve been visiting the board on a regular base.

I have to admit there are a lot of retards or should I call them intellectually challenged people that visit FST. Most of them come because they want to score this or that invite to a new/old private tracker.

I won’t deny it, that’s why I came here when I first signed up. The invite section is what FST is mostly known for, not it’s Lounge or any other section of the board. It is the BT-section, where all the Bittards reside.


5. If people join this forum to trade invites, then decide to have a nice chat they aren't really my cup of tea. So I ignore them or tell them to fuck off. I genuinely don't see that as being unreasonable.

You are correct, but there are some people that consider every member that started out in the BT-section, and later decides to go to the Lounge, to be Bittards and just ignore them completely. And it doesn’t matter if they post anything intelligent, funny or stupid or retarded.


Not every Lounge-regular is like that. I’ve met a lot of other FST-members that have been here for a long time, with 4000+ posts, that were always friendly and even encouraged newer members to post in the Lounge.

Anyway … I’m not losing sleep over this and/or anything else that happens on the internet. I’ve grown up in an era where PC’s weren’t obvious and internet wasn’t a common good as it is nowadays.

[Sextent]

The invite section is what FST is mostly known for, not it’s Lounge or any other section of the board. It is the BT-section, where all the Bittards reside.

Which is a shame because it used to be known as a place where people went to discuss file sharing and prior to that k-lite. That was back in the day tho' and times change.


5. If people join this forum to trade invites, then decide to have a nice chat they aren't really my cup of tea. So I ignore them or tell them to fuck off. I genuinely don't see that as being unreasonable.


You are correct, but there are some people that consider every member that started out in the BT-section, and later decides to go to the Lounge, to be Bittards and just ignore them completely. And it doesn’t matter if they post anything intelligent, funny or stupid or retarded.

That's their choice to make, just as it's other people's choice to post whatever they want. Freedom of expression must include freedom to ignore others.

The point is that if people want to post in the lounge they may, it's a very free place with few rules. The fact that other people chose not to respond to them is equally their right.

That only seems fair to me and I genuinely can't understand why anyone would have any complaint about it.

[Disme]

That's their choice to make, just as it's other people's choice to post whatever they want. Freedom of expression must include freedom to ignore others.

The point is that if people want to post in the lounge they may, it's a very free place with few rules. The fact that other people chose not to respond to them is equally their right.

That only seems fair to me and I genuinely can't understand why anyone would have any complaint about it.

I don't disagree with you, but I was just pointing out that this could be the reason why the Lounge will eventually be completely deserted. :ermm:

[IdolEyes787]

I agree with both of you (Disme and Sextent) if that makes the least sense.
I will add that I only really mind when new people are only posting to seek the approval of the veterans and while at the same time devaluing their peers.
The familiarity argument doesn't hold water then. They are only looking to gain another level just like in the invite section.

[Sextent]

That's their choice to make, just as it's other people's choice to post whatever they want. Freedom of expression must include freedom to ignore others.

The point is that if people want to post in the lounge they may, it's a very free place with few rules. The fact that other people chose not to respond to them is equally their right.

That only seems fair to me and I genuinely can't understand why anyone would have any complaint about it.

I don't disagree with you, but I was just pointing out that this could be the reason why the Lounge will eventually be completely deserted. :ermm:

Who cares, it's The Lounge. Like you implied earlier it doesn't really matter.

In any case if it becomes deserted it's because the people who previously wanted to use it don't any more. If new people do, good for them. If not, that's kind of natural selection, with the members being the mutating alleles.

[Sextent]

I agree with both of you (Disme and Sextent) if that makes the least sense.
I will add that I only really mind when new people are only posting to seek the approval of the veterans and while at the same time devaluing their peers.
The familiarity argument doesn't hold water then. They are only looking to gain another level just like in the invite section.

External validation you think.

Great point.

[Mr.sharer]

I agree with this

.

agreed , in essence you suck JP :glag:
ffs get a life , this is not like a productive of informative part of the forum , what kind of dumbfuck would actually feel rejected here ? :rolleyes:

[Mr.sharer]

oh yea , internet serious business :glag:

[Sextent]

I agree with this

.

agreed , in essence you suck JP :glag:
ffs get a life , this is not like a productive of informative part of the forum , what kind of dumbfuck would actually feel rejected here ? :rolleyes:

Where did I say they would.

My favourite bit is when people post, on the internet, that someone else should "get a life". It really is quality idiocy.

[Disme]

what kind of dumbfuck would actually feel rejected here ? :rolleyes:

You should, but I guess you're to stupid to realise it :whistling

[Mr.sharer]

hey jp aka sextent aka atleast 5 other different nicks with combined post count of more than 20,000 , who do you think actually spends more time here posting shit harshing newbs . it doesnt end there , i saw one of your post actually telling CG to stop replying to a noob in the "last one to post gets a cawk" thread . how pathetic is that ? oh wait yea , she cant think for herself :glag: . she needs the help of the mighty JP cawk to make decisions on the internets

and about you trading rants , if you are so concerned about that shit , why dont you convince rossco to shut down that section ? what ? he doesnt give a shit what you tards think ? yea right . the bt section is the one directing 90% of the traffic here , not the shit hole called lounge

[clocker]

I'm stunned...there's more than one JP in here?

[IdolEyes787]

I personally have given up trying to figure out who is who.
Doesn't seem worth the bother.

[Mr.sharer]

what kind of dumbfuck would actually try hard to impress the lounge cawks to get accepted :rolleyes:

me me me :whistling

fixed :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

People have been saying the lounge will die since I joined in 1987, but it's still here. It's like Steven Seagal in all his films (apart from Executive Decision ofc), it just won't die.

[Sextent]

People have been saying the lounge will die since I joined in 1987, but it's still here. It's like Steven Seagal in all his films (apart from Executive Decision ofc), it just won't die.

Same shit different trolls, how goes it with you haven't seen you about for ages.

[Sextent]

hey jp aka sextent aka atleast 5 other different nicks with combined post count of more than 20,000 , who do you think actually spends more time here posting shit harshing newbs . it doesnt end there , i saw one of your post actually telling CG to stop replying to a noob in the "last one to post gets a cawk" thread . how pathetic is that ? oh wait yea , she cant think for herself :glag: . she needs the help of the mighty JP cawk to make decisions on the internets

and about you trading rants , if you are so concerned about that shit , why dont you convince rossco to shut down that section ? what ? he doesnt give a shit what you tards think ? yea right . the bt section is the one directing 90% of the traffic here , not the shit hole called lounge

You make me laugh, ya big silly.

[brotherdoobie]

Chuck Norris couldn't even kill the lounge (he tried in 2004).


-bd

[Skweeky]

Even Ron and the cucumber didn't manage it.

Although it did kill Razz :(

[j2k4]

I agree with this


Seriously ... the Lounge died, or will die due to the fact there not many regulars/senior members still posting in the lounge, and the new(er) members that dare to step into the Lounge are professionally ignored by some of the regular Lounge posters.

Just check it out, if you read through a lot of the posts in the Lounge you can see certain (older) members just react to other (older) members and completely ignore other people's postings.

They are free to do so off course but I think that is one of the reasons why the Lounge is/will die. :frusty:

However there are a couple of things I would take exception to.

1. People aren't "professionally ignored" that's just nonsense. They are systematically ignored.

2. So what, surely it's my right (and everyone else's) to reply to what I want to. Or indeed who I want to. That's certainly what I do and intend to continue doing. If new people come along who are interesting (it does happen) I will react to them.

3. Why should I, or anyone else, pander to people posting nonsense. It's their prerogative to post it. It's mine to ignore it. That's kind of the deal.

4. This whole "dare to step into the Lounge" thing is hackneyed tripe. It's an internet forum, not a bar in Sherringham. Or have the young of today grown overly sensitive to the written word. I find that doubtful.

5. If people join this forum to trade invites, then decide to have a nice chat they aren't really my cup of tea. So I ignore them or tell them to fuck off. I genuinely don't see that as being unreasonable.

6. People move on, shit happens. That's how the World works.

When I say "a couple" I mean "a few" obviously. Actually more than a few but I paired it down.

I would like to agree with the essence of this while insisting on one clarification/improvement/fact.


Anent your point 5 (five):

Please be advised that while you are not at all unreasonable, you are eminently disreasonable.

I know this to be true. :whistling

As for all you hit-and-runs artists who decided early on you weren't just going to lurk - put something into your posting other than your fingers, eh?

That's all we ask.

Peace, out. :mellow:

[j2k4]

I'm stunned...there's more than one JP in here?

You think you're stunned. :dabs:

[j2k4]

I agree with both of you (Disme and Sextent) if that makes the least sense.
I will add that I only really mind when new people are only posting to seek the approval of the veterans and while at the same time devaluing their peers.
The familiarity argument doesn't hold water then. They are only looking to gain another level just like in the invite section.

No, wait.

Poll.

Yes...one of you people who're feeling put-upon and oppressed by the vets in the Lounge, start a poll - DO IT NOW. :whistling

[IdolEyes787]

I hope that you are not using me as an example because I feel neither put upon or oppressed.
I do find your phrasing mildly offensive though (you people?) but I appreciate that it must be difficult to write with your head up your ass.

[Skiz]

but I appreciate that it must be difficult to write with your head up your ass.

I don't find it difficult at all. :snooty:

[Skiz]

hey jp aka sextent aka atleast 5 other different nicks with combined post count of more than 20,000 , who do you think actually spends more time here posting shit harshing newbs . it doesnt end there , i saw one of your post actually telling CG to stop replying to a noob in the "last one to post gets a cawk" thread . how pathetic is that ? oh wait yea , she cant think for herself :glag: . she needs the help of the mighty JP cawk to make decisions on the internets

and about you trading rants , if you are so concerned about that shit , why dont you convince rossco to shut down that section ? what ? he doesnt give a shit what you tards think ? yea right . the bt section is the one directing 90% of the traffic here , not the shit hole called lounge

He is sooo under your skin. :lol:

[Hairbautt]

Chuck Norris couldn't even kill the lounge (he tried in 2004).


-bd
Still trying, cawkmunch.

[Alien5]

I threatened to break the twenty dollar thread once, i even scared myself that time.

[Alien5]

woteverer

http://www.nubilesblog.com/pics/Amy/blog05.jpg

[Skiz]

Amy Reid.

Best body in porn. :yup:

[j2k4]

I hope that you are not using me as an example because I feel neither put upon or oppressed.
I do find your phrasing mildly offensive though (you people?) but I appreciate that it must be difficult to write with your head up your ass.

I think you've got that backwards, but never mind that.

I used your post because it was handy, not for any other reason.

My use of the term "you people" refers to those JP speaks of; the ones who are here to shop, then leave.

Off-hand, I would say you have been here and in evidence long enough to qualify as an actual participating member, but, as you've obviously taken offense, perhaps you would be so kind as to enumerate my sins, so that I may disabuse you of any remnant ignorance.

In other words, why not make an example of me.

Please, I'm begging you. :whistling

[Skweeky]

Sometimes you use too many difficult words for me to understand :(

[Sextent]

He called IdleEyes a cunt.

[IdolEyes787]

I only commented because I was a bit taken aback by your use of the term "you people".It is a phrase that often accompanies a racial slur.Hence my(probably unnecessarily)strong reaction to it.
It was a bit knee-jerk and although I was more than half kidding I apologize for it.

As per your request and once again not to be taken seriously
@j2k4 in easy to understand language for Skweeky.

Me attempt show you full of self.
Examples see previous 12229 posts.

[Skweeky]

He called IdleEyes a cunt.


Can I request subtitles like this for any one Kev's posts? It's rather amusing.

[IdolEyes787]

He called IdleEyes a cunt.

The hell you say.:ohmy:

[clocker]

He called IdleEyes a cunt.


Can I request subtitles like this for any one Kev's posts? It's rather amusing.



He called IdleEyes a cunt.

The hell you say.:ohmy:
Pretty much everything Kev writes boils down to "You are a cunt".
It's an artform really and j2 is the acknowledged master, albeit the sole practitioner.

[brotherdoobie]

Can I request subtitles like this for any one Kev's posts? It's rather amusing.



He called IdleEyes a cunt.

The hell you say.:ohmy:
Pretty much everything Kev writes boils down to "You are a cunt".
It's an artform really and j2 is the acknowledged master, albeit the sole practitioner.


Ah...scriptural masturbation.


-bd

[Sextent]

He wanks while reading the Bible you say.

I knew he was a bit of a fundamentalist but that's plain mentalist.

[Sextent]

I see double posts are back in vogue here.

[brotherdoobie]

He wanks while reading the Bible you say.

I knew he was a bit of a fundamentalist but that's plain mentalist.

He's very devout...he uses his right hand every time.


-bd

[Busyman™]

Can I request subtitles like this for any one Kev's posts? It's rather amusing.



He called IdleEyes a cunt.

The hell you say.:ohmy:
Pretty much everything Kev writes boils down to "You are a cunt".
It's an artform really and j2 is the acknowledged master, albeit the sole practitioner. I have j2's left ass cheek in my mouth.

Mmk :blink:

[Something Else]

He wanks while reading the Bible you say.

I knew he was a bit of a fundamentalist but that's plain mentalist.

He's very devout...he uses his right hand every time.


-bd

:lol:
:drummer:

[j2k4]

I hope that you are not using me as an example because I feel neither put upon or oppressed.
I do find your phrasing mildly offensive though (you people?) but I appreciate that it must be difficult to write with your head up your ass.

I think you've got that backwards, but never mind that.

I used your post because it was handy, not for any other reason.

My use of the term "you people" refers to those JP speaks of; the ones who are here to shop, then leave.

Off-hand, I would say you have been here and in evidence long enough to qualify as an actual participating member, but, as you've obviously taken offense, perhaps you would be so kind as to enumerate my sins, so that I may disabuse you of any remnant ignorance.

In other words, why not make an example of me.

Please, I'm begging you. :whistling


Sometimes you use too many difficult words for me to understand :(

You are lying.

You are also forgiven.

Five Hail Marys.


He called IdleEyes a cunt.

Literalist!


I only commented because I was a bit taken aback by your use of the term "you people".It is a phrase that often accompanies a racial slur.Hence my(probably unnecessarily)strong reaction to it.

If, in my case, you could truthfully say "usually" or "always", then you'd have something.

As it is, even your use of the word "often" doesn't apply, so yes, I'd call it an overreaction.


It was a bit knee-jerk and although I was more than half kidding I apologize for it.

Sold. :)


As per your request and once again not to be taken seriously.

@j2k4 in easy to understand language for Skweeky.

Me attempt show you full of self.
Examples see previous 12229 posts.

That goes without saying; where have you been. :whistling



He called IdleEyes a cunt.


Can I request subtitles like this for any one Kev's posts? It's rather amusing.

It's also JP's true calling.

I think he does it for money, in real life.



He called IdleEyes a cunt.

The hell you say.:ohmy:

He paid me a good price, ftw.



Pretty much everything Kev writes boils down to "You are a cunt".
It's an artform really and j2 is the acknowledged master, albeit the sole practitioner.

Actually, it varies...sometimes,

He is a cunt, or she is a cunt, or they are cunts.

Occasionally, I am a cunt, and by my own hand.

[Alien5]

lol pwnt :p

[Skweeky]

Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen

Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen

Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen

Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen

Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen


I only know it in Flemish :(

[Sextent]

Frightened hunboy will see it I'll be bound.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, he refused to go to church with me when I go over to visit my mum because the whole Catholic thing freaks him out. :lol:

[Sextent]

Is he practising owt or just the normal non-Catholic we see in Scotland. The "I'm a protestant" brigade, I don't know what I am, I know what I amn't.

I love it when you ask them what they are and they say Church of Scotland, then you ask what is that actually, they are all like wtf.

[Skweeky]

Naw, he was baptised in the Church of Scotland but he doesn't really practise anything. His mum used to take him to all types of differerent churches when he was younger and he doesn't feel like he belongs to a single religion.

We both feel we don't need the whole communal worship thing to believe in God. I only go to church when I'm over in Belgium, and it's more of a nostalgia thing then anything else.

[j2k4]

Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen

Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen

Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen

Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen

Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen


I only know it in Flemish :(

Well, I didn't either, until just now.

Donkey shit. (that's German for "thank you") :)

[j2k4]

He called IdleEyes a cunt.

The hell you say.:ohmy:
Pretty much everything Kev writes boils down to "You are a cunt".
It's an artform really and j2 is the acknowledged master, albeit the sole practitioner. I have j2's left ass cheek in my mouth.

Mmk :blink:

I've been bitten.

When did that happen. :huh:

[Skweeky]

I hope you're up to date with your tetanus and rabies shots :huh:

[j2k4]

I hope you're up to date with your tetanus and rabies shots :huh:

Oh, yeah, no worries. :whistling

[Skweeky]

This kind of thing happen to you often I take it?

[brotherdoobie]

This kind of thing happen to you often I take it?

The right wingers can be a rabid bunch.


-bd :fear:

[Squeamous]

I was a noob about 6 months ago, and almost everyone was really nice to me. I've been on worse boards. There was one where I posted about 3 posts and got dozens of separate pieces of hate-mail within a few hours, all telling me that they hated British people. Didn't seem worth persevering for.

[Skweeky]

Fuck off, newb :snooty:

[j2k4]

This kind of thing happen to you often I take it?

Almost never.


I was a noob about 6 months ago, and almost everyone was really nice to me. I've been on worse boards. There was one where I posted about 3 posts and got dozens of separate pieces of hate-mail within a few hours, all telling me that they hated British people. Didn't seem worth persevering for.

None of them was from me, either.

How about that. :dabs:

[Squeamous]

Shut up fat lady.

You too Skweeky :snooty:

[Skweeky]

:lol:

[The Flying Cow]

Sometimes you use too many difficult words for me to understand :(

Sometimes? More like all the time. :pinch:


I was a noob about 6 months ago, and almost everyone was really nice to me. I've been on worse boards. There was one where I posted about 3 posts and got dozens of separate pieces of hate-mail within a few hours, all telling me that they hated British people. Didn't seem worth persevering for.

People were nice to you because they thought there would be recompense. In the form of pictures of a sensitive nature. Eventually we realized it was all a bluff. :dabs:

Now feel the wrath. :01:

[brotherdoobie]

I was a noob about 6 months ago, and almost everyone was really nice to me. I've been on worse boards. There was one where I posted about 3 posts and got dozens of separate pieces of hate-mail within a few hours, all telling me that they hated British people. Didn't seem worth persevering for.

^ We have been patiently waiting for our reward: boob pics.


-bd :ermm:

[Hairbautt]

Limey bastards.

[thewizeard]

Perhaps we should put a little more effort into ignoring them. As for the Lounge dying :noes:

Perhaps the KLF could and should be more (pro)active on the BitTorrent forums... After all the BiTorrent forums have long been known to be the secret headquarters of the renegade BLA (Bolognese Lovers Army) They were also said to be the main traders of buffered bittorrent accounts, which caused the downfall of Oink.

[Skweeky]

True KLF members are Lounge Lizards :snooty:

[chalice]

The KLF burnt a million squids in cash. True story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6q4n5TQnpA

[Agrajag]

So did I but it was all grubby so I couldn't see any option.

[IdolEyes787]

Thank God they didn't give it to the poor.

[thewizeard]

The KLF burnt a million squids in cash. True story.


So did I but it was all grubby so I couldn't see any option.

They were also impregnated with cocaine and speed, espcially the higher valued denominations, had more than the usual amounts of cocaine...:unsure:

[Skweeky]

We thought it was a more effective way of smoking it :snooty:

[Skweeky]

We thought it was a more effective way of smoking it :snooty:

[Squeamous]

I was a noob about 6 months ago, and almost everyone was really nice to me. I've been on worse boards. There was one where I posted about 3 posts and got dozens of separate pieces of hate-mail within a few hours, all telling me that they hated British people. Didn't seem worth persevering for.

^ We have been patiently waiting for our reward: boob pics.


-bd :ermm:

I beg your pardon, I never promised you pics of my lady garden :snooty:

[brotherdoobie]

^ We have been patiently waiting for our reward: boob pics.


-bd :ermm:

I beg your pardon, I never promised you pics of my lady garden :snooty:

You're being unreasonable.


-bd :dabs:

[Hairbautt]

And selfish. Don't forget selfish.

[Skweeky]

These days I have to take pictures of my lady garden to ensure I didn't overdo it with the Veet. Or underdo it for that matter.

True story

[brotherdoobie]

These days I have to take pictures of my lady garden to ensure I didn't overdo it with the Veet. Or underdo it for that matter.

True story

I was already feeling randy. The missus is having one of her infamous headaches. Thanks for that.


-bd

[Skweeky]

You saying the prospect off my not quite shaven lady garden is turning you on?

[brotherdoobie]

You saying the prospect off my not quite shaven lady garden is turning you on?

Yes. She's had a headache for over a week. I've forgotten what a lady garden looks like, and what the fruit taste like.


So...yeah.


-bd :dabs:

[Skweeky]

I feel sorry for you now :(

[The Flying Cow]

I haven't tasted the fruit of the (ef)fervescent tree for almost 2 months.

True story.

[Hairbautt]

I'm totally looking into being a gardener.

[brotherdoobie]

I'm totally looking into being a gardener.


Without experience...good luck with that, Harry.


-bd :mellow:

[Skweeky]

A lady gardener?

[Agrajag]

Uphill Gardner.

[The Flying Cow]

A lady gardener?

I think he meant he wants to garden your little forest.

Keep it neatly trimmed, like.

[Skweeky]

Typical, one is talking about fannies and up pops JP.

[Biggles]

The horticultural metaphor is becoming a little disturbing :unsure:

[Skweeky]

You like gardening Les? :leeringsmiley:

[Agrajag]

Wahey!!!

[Biggles]

You like gardening Les? :leeringsmiley:

:snooty: I do hactually

[Skweeky]

Well, my garden is looking a bit overgrown at the moment...
If you have nothing on this weekend...

[Biggles]

well, my garden is looking a bit overgrown at the moment...
If you have nothing on this weekend...

:o

[Skweeky]

Be careful though, the cats may have a few dead mice in there.

[Biggles]

Be careful though, the cats may have a few dead mice in there.

That is furry small talk isn't it :fear:

[Skweeky]

Might be a dead bird or two as well.

[Biggles]

Might be a dead bird or two as well.

OK .... now I am a bit lost :ermm:

[Agrajag]

She can't find her lesbian lover is my guess.

[brotherdoobie]

She can't find her lesbian lover is my guess.

triple post


-bd

[brotherdoobie]

She can't find her lesbian lover is my guess.



triple post...

[brotherdoobie]

She can't find her lesbian lover is my guess.

...and her vagina is homicidal.


-bd :fear:

[Hairbautt]

Homicidal vaginas? :unsure:

HOT :drool:

[Skweeky]

With teeth inside them? :o

[Squeamous]

These days I have to take pictures of my lady garden to ensure I didn't overdo it with the Veet. Or underdo it for that matter.

True story

I was already feeling randy. The missus is having one of her infamous headaches. Thanks for that.


-bd

That'll be the man fumes. Try having a bath :yup:

[Squeamous]

Typical, one is talking about fannies and up pops JP.

Well he is a.....

keen horticulturalist :)

[j2k4]

I was already feeling randy. The missus is having one of her infamous headaches. Thanks for that.


-bd

That'll be the man fumes. Try having a bath :yup:

Can you smell him from there. :huh:

[brotherdoobie]

I was already feeling randy. The missus is having one of her infamous headaches. Thanks for that.


-bd

That'll be the man fumes. Try having a bath :yup:

We've already discussed this matter - baths are filthy affairs. I prefer a shower. However, at times...she enjoys the musky scent of my manliness.



-bd :snooty:

[Squeamous]

That'll be the man fumes. Try having a bath :yup:

Can you smell him from there. :huh:

Well I thought so, but upon further reflection it might be me :snooty:

Yes we did discuss this matter BD, but as you'll no doubt recall I opened up a can of science on your ass and you were left cowering behind your mummy's skirts, begging for respite from the awesome force that is logic and reason :01:.

[brotherdoobie]

Can you smell him from there. :huh:

Well I thought so, but upon further reflection it might be me :snooty:

Yes we did discuss this matter BD, but as you'll no doubt recall I opened up a can of science on your ass and you were left cowering behind your mummy's skirts, begging for respite from the awesome force that is logic and reason :01:.


I was left speechless (so to speak) because of mental images of you naked, and painting your toenails, while soaking in a bubble bath.

Science is no match for bubbles and bewbs. Fact.


-bd :snooty:

[Squeamous]

That's just silly, I would never do that. The paint would never dry!

[j2k4]

That's just silly, I would never do that. The paint would never dry!

I have heard that five-day-old man-musk can stiffen certain types of paint at several paces distance.

I am confident, therefore, that BD could help. :sick:

[brotherdoobie]

That's just silly, I would never do that. The paint would never dry!


:lol:

A scientist until the end, eh?


-bd

[Squeamous]

That's just silly, I would never do that. The paint would never dry!

I have heard that five-day-old man-musk can stiffen certain types of paint at several paces distance.

I am confident, therefore, that BD could help. :sick:

I can only assume that since you know this you must have experienced some kind of BD-induced stiffening :unsure:

[Squeamous]

:lol:

A scientist until the end, eh?


-bd

:happy: