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chalice
08-17-2008, 05:28 PM
http://www.walkers.co.uk/flavours/default.html?ver=high

There's this competition with Walker's crisps innit.

You could win 50 thousand squids for inventing a new crisp flavour, like.

Popular suggestions include Pork Pie and Toasted Cheese flavour. There has to be something betterer than that.

My suggestions...

Sandwich flavour.

Chip flavour.

Fish Finger flavour.

To be going on with.

j2k4
08-17-2008, 05:39 PM
Vanilla

chalice
08-17-2008, 05:41 PM
Garlic bread.

Lamb chop.

Ice lolly flavour.

j2k4
08-17-2008, 05:46 PM
English footy-player jockstrap flavor, for hooligans, and the like. :)

chalice
08-17-2008, 06:11 PM
Lasagne flavour.

Guacamole flavour.

Lobster flavour.

Fromagepas
08-17-2008, 06:27 PM
Peas and Scallion

Win Supper

Clover in Batter

Worcester Ketchup

Pygmy Toad

j2k4
08-17-2008, 06:46 PM
Glenlivet

lynx
08-17-2008, 06:50 PM
Glenlivet

:yup:

CrabGirl
08-17-2008, 06:51 PM
Lasagne flavour.

Guacamole flavour.

Lobster flavour.

Lobster flavour exists.

http://martinlittle.com/gallery/2005/latest/large/581G4870.jpg

j2k4
08-17-2008, 06:57 PM
Glenlivet

:yup:

For adults, you see.

Available at the liquor counter in fine shops everywhere.

Fromagepas
08-17-2008, 07:02 PM
They would have to be vodka flavoured, Shirley.

Skweeky
08-17-2008, 07:12 PM
Cider taste

seppypom
08-17-2008, 07:48 PM
Lasagne flavour.

Guacamole flavour.

Lobster flavour.

Lobster flavour exists.



How about jellyfish flavor then

Squeamous
08-17-2008, 08:11 PM
Blue cheese

Olive

Salsa nacho

:yup:

j2k4
08-17-2008, 11:05 PM
Olive


:yup:

Ah, there you go. :)

Squeamous
08-17-2008, 11:24 PM
No-one likes olives until they're over 25. Weird innit?

CrabGirl
08-17-2008, 11:25 PM
I've always loved olives.

Squeamous
08-17-2008, 11:27 PM
You ruined my generalisation! :fist:

CrabGirl
08-17-2008, 11:30 PM
I'm greek. it'd be weird if I didnt' like em.

wazza100
08-17-2008, 11:34 PM
sex flavour- maybe consider using semen or as a wise person in Harold and Kumar stated use "animal semen"

lynx
08-18-2008, 12:19 AM
Crabgirl flavour?

The Flying Cow
08-18-2008, 09:53 AM
Melon flavour. Double meaning here - Cunt flavour, like.

Pumpkin dried seed flavour.

wazza100
08-18-2008, 11:39 AM
as stated previously best new flavour would have to be sex

apextwin146
08-18-2008, 12:22 PM
sex flavour- maybe consider using semen or as a wise person in Harold and Kumar stated use "animal semen"You take Harold and Kumar Seriously :ermm:
White Wine and Cheese?

Something Else
08-18-2008, 12:39 PM
Marijuana flavour.

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 12:50 PM
Crisp flavour

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 12:50 PM
Spring Chicken

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 12:51 PM
Roast Onion.

wazza100
08-18-2008, 01:09 PM
sex flavour- maybe consider using semen or as a wise person in Harold and Kumar stated use "animal semen"You take Harold and Kumar Seriously :ermm:
White Wine and Cheese?

no but u seem to take my posts seriously :dabs:

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 01:12 PM
Flied Sharrot

wazza100
08-18-2008, 01:13 PM
bigmac

wazza100
08-18-2008, 01:14 PM
chocolate

wazza100
08-18-2008, 01:14 PM
fried rice

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 01:35 PM
Smoked nazi

Something Else
08-18-2008, 01:41 PM
:lol:

Pink Flamingo

100%
08-18-2008, 02:03 PM
ikea furniture assemblage + pregnancy sweat

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 02:05 PM
Partridge

CrabGirl
08-18-2008, 02:46 PM
lizard

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 02:47 PM
pron cock tail

j2k4
08-18-2008, 08:09 PM
I've always loved olives.


You ruined my generalisation! :fist:

I'll help.

I've always loved them, myself.

Funny; I was at my Auntie's wedding at the age of 7 - I was sneaking around at the reception swiping drinks, and got hold of a few martinis.

My Mom found me drunk eating all of the olives at the food table. :naughty:

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 08:11 PM
Hermione Granger.

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 08:11 PM
Glasgow ranger

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 08:11 PM
Badly Wrapped Kebab

chalice
08-18-2008, 08:14 PM
Last night's pizza.

Shepherd's Pie.

Cawkaleeky.

Agrajag
08-18-2008, 08:29 PM
Garlic Bread

Cheese Cake

Peter Kay

CrabGirl
08-18-2008, 08:44 PM
Cat

The Flying Cow
08-18-2008, 08:59 PM
Hermione Granger.

Tasty one, that.

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 02:56 AM
Sharp cheddar and shallots.


-bd

CrabGirl
08-19-2008, 06:30 AM
sel de mer et vinaigre

wazza100
08-19-2008, 09:21 AM
alcomohol

wazza100
08-19-2008, 09:24 AM
yellow pages

The Flying Cow
08-19-2008, 01:05 PM
Rotten cabbage.

Agrajag
08-19-2008, 01:22 PM
sel de mer et vinaigre

Fromage et Shallot

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 02:49 PM
Bacon and horseradish.


-bd

chalice
08-19-2008, 04:21 PM
All this talk of crisps has got me thinking about, well, crisps like.

I just remembered when I was a kid and Barry McGuigan was world champ, you used to be able to get Barry McGuigan's Nettle flavour crisps. They were 5p. True story. They had some shitey pun on the packaging but I can't remember it.

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 04:26 PM
All this talk of crisps has got me thinking about, well, crisps like.

I just remembered when I was a kid and Barry McGuigan was world champ, you used to be able to get Barry McGuigan's Nettle flavour crisps. They were 5p. True story. They had some shitey pun on the packaging but I can't remember it.

If you want to be at your crispest - eat Barry's crisps! Something like that, like?


-bd

chalice
08-19-2008, 04:29 PM
No, something even more shite like 'Nettle flavour stings like Barry's punches' or something else.

You used to be able to get Hedgehog flavour too. But I didn't like the sound of them so I didn't eat any.

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 04:32 PM
No, something even more shite like 'Nettle flavour stings like Barry's punches' or something else.

You used to be able to get Hedgehog flavour too. But I didn't like the sound of them so I didn't eat any.

Hedgehog flavor...ugghhh!


-bd

chalice
08-19-2008, 04:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/dagga36/3c62_1.jpg

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 04:44 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/macaroni2.jpg


Wtf, is the world coming to?



-bd

Squeamous
08-19-2008, 04:48 PM
My mouth is watering now :(

chalice
08-19-2008, 06:14 PM
Soylent Green flavour.

Biggles
08-19-2008, 07:12 PM
Earwax and Rhubarb

The Flying Cow
08-19-2008, 07:13 PM
Charcoal and Hashish flavour

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 07:13 PM
Lady Garden and lemon.


-bd

The Flying Cow
08-19-2008, 07:14 PM
You mean melon and lemon.

brotherdoobie
08-19-2008, 07:17 PM
You mean melon and lemon.

Try a bit lower...unless she's an older burd or something else.


-bd