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petra1210
10-05-2008, 05:25 PM
# Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
# I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.
# Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
# Someone call the janitor! We’re going to need a mop!
# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
# Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this guy’s got two of ‘em.
# Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
# Don’t tell me you forgot to bring the anatomy book!
# Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
# Damn! There go the lights again…
# What’s this doing here?

# That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
# Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie..
# Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
# Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
# Sterile, schemerle. The floor’s clean, right?
# What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?
# I don’t know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
# Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “Bay Watch”
# That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
# Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he’s still moving.
# Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
# Of course I’ve performed this operation before, Nurse!
# Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
# OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
# This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
# Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
# She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
# Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
# Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
# Isn’t this the guy with the really lousy insurance?