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Mr. Mulder
12-15-2008, 08:44 PM
bumhug to the lot of ewe.

Mr. Mulder
12-15-2008, 08:44 PM
:snooty:

Old Geezer
12-15-2008, 08:50 PM
bumhug to the lot of ewe.

Fially something I agree with here. I'm on your side.

DanB
12-15-2008, 08:52 PM
:santa:

CrabGirl
12-16-2008, 12:38 AM
Yo yo, I'm with your bumhug. Christmas can go fuck itself up it;s big Christmassy arse.

JPaul
12-16-2008, 01:56 AM
Agreed, pointless waist of thyme and money.

j2k4
12-16-2008, 02:34 AM
Nonetheless, Merry Christmas to you all. :whistling

natedogg
12-16-2008, 04:53 AM
what are ya talking about, I love Christmas, but Christmas dose seem different this year with all the economic troubles

Santa
12-16-2008, 07:23 AM
It is a trick to make us think winter is fun.

CrabGirl
12-16-2008, 07:56 AM
what are ya talking about, I love Christmas, but Christmas dose seem different this year with all the economic troubles

Oh no! People can't buy each other useless crap in lieu of affection or afford to splurge on enough food to feed a village in Sudan for a month, for three days. Their houses won't be covered in gaudy shiny stinky so-called-decorations (ever smelt tinsel?) and they won't drink enough to put the local off-license out of business and pick holes in everyone around them. Maybe this year people will stop focusing on indulging themselves, turn the fecking TV off and spend some quality time with their loved ones.

Fat fucking chance.

Alien5
12-16-2008, 08:01 AM
Christ's mum was no Virgin, she was a slag.

Alien5
12-16-2008, 08:02 AM
fuck her, and jesus, and Old Geezer santa.

anoneemuse
12-16-2008, 09:14 AM
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8586/fuckyourv7.jpg

:lol:

iEATlilKIDS
12-16-2008, 09:24 AM
if that fat cracker broke into my pad i wouda kicked him in da nuts until my leg hurt.

Barbarossa
12-16-2008, 09:31 AM
Christmas is what you fucking make of it.

Barbarossa
12-16-2008, 09:32 AM
Actually, that's pretty much true for life in general really.

You only get one shot at it; it seems a waste to be miserable for the whole time. You might as well enjoy yourself.

anoneemuse
12-16-2008, 10:47 AM
life in general is like google,what you seek is what you get
or something like that


There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see.

Leonardo da Vinci

:happy:

mossy123
12-16-2008, 10:52 AM
Well for me Christmas is cool. I get a few days off work which ROCKS! But alas if you are a BUM at home not working then this may not work for you. Between work and being home I would prefer to have some time off as work SUCKS bigtime. Anyway I have kids too and its nice to see them happy. Its not meant for big miserable gits like you moaners anyway. Hope you have a real rotten time.

IdolEyes787
12-16-2008, 12:34 PM
Most of you miss the point of Christmas entirely.
It's not about time off , decorations ,presents , parties or even family.
It's about(sorry I'm going to sound really corny here)the spirit of goodwill and peace on Earth .
Those things have nothing to do with either marketing or religion .

Barbarossa had it right there is nothing wrong with Christmas .
You lot just do a piss poor job of it.





There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see.

Leonardo da Vinci

:happy:

Sorry I don't follow.

iEATlilKIDS
12-16-2008, 12:55 PM
Christmases was much more fun when it was the time to be jolly.
and yep life and google can be blissful and ye it is what u make of it, that is if ur prepared to ignore realty and ignore that the unescapeble fact is that life in general is suffering and tourture unless ur really dumb, 5 years old or very good at lieing to urself.

IdolEyes787
12-16-2008, 01:29 PM
life in general is suffering and tourture

Not doubt it is to total tools.

iEATlilKIDS
12-16-2008, 01:43 PM
hey man we cant be all Canadians now cant we , have some empathy for the less fortunate ones.


this is a quote, let me know if ur intrested in the link to the whole article:

When you think about it, Santa’s a lot like Hitler.


He lives far away and so doesn't really seem like a direct threat.
He keeps slaves of a lower caste to do the labor he needs.
He steals into people’s houses late at night when they're least expecting it.
He discriminates, makes lists (and apparently checks them twice), and has some eerie way of knowing who’s naughty (Jews, ahem) and nice (informers, possibly?)
He wears a strange uniform.
He has at least half of the world’s children under his thumb.
Oh yeah, and he saturates the media with his own likeness, ideas, and philosophy.

IdolEyes787
12-16-2008, 03:05 PM
hey man we cant be all Canadians now cant we , have some empathy for the less fortunate ones.



You're not really missing much.Canada as a nation kind of sucks.
The only thing that we really have going for us is that we're not England.

Proper Bo
12-16-2008, 04:06 PM
Don't we still own canadia or something?:unsure:

Barbarossa
12-16-2008, 04:11 PM
I'm pretty sure that we do.

We tried to sell it, but nobody wanted it.

IdolEyes787
12-16-2008, 04:26 PM
That's not true the Americans wanted it but didn't have the money.

Barbarossa
12-16-2008, 04:31 PM
No they didn't, they said "Where the hell is Canadia?" :dabs:

IdolEyes787
12-16-2008, 04:34 PM
Actually they think that they own us already but being Canadian we're too polite to tell them otherwise.

anoneemuse
12-16-2008, 05:58 PM
Most of you miss the point of Christmas entirely.
It's not about time off , decorations ,presents , parties or even family.
It's about(sorry I'm going to sound really corny here)the spirit of goodwill and peace on Earth .
Those things have nothing to do with either marketing or religion .

Barbarossa had it right there is nothing wrong with Christmas .
You lot just do a piss poor job of it.





There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see.

Leonardo da Vinci

:happy:

Sorry I don't follow.

yea its like the kungfu panda scroll :happy:

anoneemuse
12-16-2008, 05:59 PM
panda scroll or santa claus

Mr. Mulder
12-16-2008, 06:30 PM
Christ's mum was no Virgin, she was a slag.
fucking hell, i've had her 5 times at least!

Skiz
12-16-2008, 06:56 PM
Christ's mum was no Virgin, she was a slag.
fucking hell, i've had her 5 times at least!

:smilie4:


http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/00/43/80/image_8080430.jpg

J-dye
12-16-2008, 07:09 PM
can i bring the rubber duckie too ? :angel_not

J-dye
12-16-2008, 07:14 PM
my rubber duckie loves xxxmas

omg whores :lol:

mossy123
12-16-2008, 07:21 PM
I seen some low life twats in my life but you guys milk the cows. May your PC's blow up and you get electrocuted. I really mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Proper Bo
12-16-2008, 07:26 PM
That's not very christmassy of ewe:O

J-dye
12-16-2008, 07:30 PM
http://www.crossmarkdesign.com/photography/uploaded_images/_MG_5737-copy-706756.jpg

Mr. Mulder
12-16-2008, 07:32 PM
I really mean that from the bottom of my heart.


take it outside, mary poppins :ghey:

iEATlilKIDS
12-16-2008, 07:43 PM
I seen some low life twats in my life but you guys milk the cows. May your PC's blow up and you get electrocuted. I really mean that from the bottom of my heart.

isnt that an infraction of law 9 sub section 8
anyways i aint to keen about pegan holydays that gone wrong and been ass raped by money hungry capitalistic _______ (here is were i wouda said swine, that is if i thogth that pigs have some intrinsic bad quallty to them wich i do not i recpect them and them are quite smart and fun at times creatures so instead i will use the following offencive term ---->) crackers

Proper Bo
12-16-2008, 07:48 PM
I seen some low life twats in my life but you guys milk the cows. May your PC's blow up and you get electrocuted. I really mean that from the bottom of my heart.

isnt that an infraction of law 9 sub section 8
anyways i aint to keen about pegan holydays that gone wrong and been ass raped by money hungry capitalistic _______ (here is were i wouda said swine, that is if i thogth that pigs have some intrinsic bad quallty to them wich i do not i recpect them and them are quite smart and fun at times creatures so instead i will use the following offencive term ---->) crackers

Fair point, well presented.

Something Else
12-16-2008, 08:03 PM
The rise of the idiots. :dabs:

Skiz
12-16-2008, 08:08 PM
The rise of the idiots. :dabs:

I don't get it.

IdolEyes787
12-16-2008, 08:13 PM
Isn't that a Terminator or Underworld movie or something .

Something Else
12-16-2008, 08:18 PM
It's from Nathan Barley.

o4mpJumHU-w

anoneemuse
12-16-2008, 08:37 PM
we need to find a santa from this book

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51S88Z90GHL._SS500_.jpg

its better than bible :lol:

Santa
12-16-2008, 09:39 PM
It's from Nathan Barley.

o4mpJumHU-w

shit dude you got me in to it

Something Else
12-16-2008, 10:09 PM
It's a great series. You won't regret it. :smilie4:

Hairbautt
12-17-2008, 04:28 AM
Christmas sup.

Fuck ya'll.

Skweeky
12-17-2008, 10:10 AM
I've decided I'm buying Ben a wall-mountable cd and mp3 player fror his Christmas. Yay!

Barbarossa
12-17-2008, 11:54 AM
I seen some low life twats in my life but you guys milk the cows. May your PC's blow up and you get electrocuted. I really mean that from the bottom of my heart.

:lol: :earl:

Alien5
12-17-2008, 04:51 PM
http://www.anecdotoff.com/images/stories/gallery/20070926/got-milk-girl-below-cow.jpg

brotherdoobie
12-17-2008, 05:45 PM
what are ya talking about, I love Christmas, but Christmas dose seem different this year with all the economic troubles

Their houses won't be covered in gaudy shiny stinky so-called-decorations (ever smelt tinsel?)


Yes, but it taste like chicken.



-bd :happy:

Santa
12-19-2008, 04:53 PM
Xmas shopping sucks balls.
Even if you go out with detailed specific list of items to buy you get distracted by all the other shit. Comparative thought is not good.

After 3hrs i managed to buy a fruit peeler.

http://m2.sourcingmap.com/smap/images/item/n/08b/ux_a08052800ux0069_ux_n.jpg

Told the misses to do the job

JPaul
12-19-2008, 05:32 PM
I've decided I'm buying Ben a wall-mountable cd and mp3 player fror his Christmas. Yay!

He'll love it to the macs.

Something Else
12-19-2008, 05:49 PM
:w00t:

I'vwe always wanted a wall-mountable anything.

Proper Bo
12-19-2008, 05:51 PM
I thought hippies didn't believe in walls or something.

JPaul
12-19-2008, 05:57 PM
Xmas shopping sucks balls.
Even if you go out with detailed specific list of items to buy you get distracted by all the other shit. Comparative thought is not good.

After 3hrs i managed to buy a fruit peeler.

http://m2.sourcingmap.com/smap/images/item/n/08b/ux_a08052800ux0069_ux_n.jpg

Told the misses to do the job

I'm sure the fruit will love his peeler.

(You do know it's a vegetable peeler, yeah)

Skweeky
12-19-2008, 09:20 PM
I've decided I'm buying Ben a wall-mountable cd and mp3 player fror his Christmas. Yay!

He'll love it to the macs.

Ended up going for a cheapy cd player (still wall-mountable) the mp3 option was a wee bit too expensive for a 6-week old baby.
He can wait until he expesses a proper interest in music instead of crying when I sing and falling asleep next to the subwoofer :snooty:

JPaul
12-19-2008, 09:27 PM
You know it makes sence.

chalice
12-19-2008, 09:34 PM
He'll love it to the macs.

Ended up going for a cheapy cd player (still wall-mountable) the mp3 option was a wee bit too expensive for a 6-week old baby.
He can wait until he expresses a proper interest in music instead of crying when I sing and falling asleep next to the subwoofer :snooty:

What if your subwoofer rolls across the babbie after he's had a few pints, like?

Sofa for that lad, I'm afraid.

anoneemuse
12-19-2008, 09:38 PM
I've decided I'm buying Ben a wall-mountable cd and mp3 player fror his Christmas. Yay!

He'll love it to the macs.

electromagnetic radiation is nice for the babies . we need more mutants to survive the climate change :dabs:

Santa
12-19-2008, 10:19 PM
Tip: super glue glues everything to walls

or maybe try a nail gun

Skweeky
12-20-2008, 02:09 PM
He'll love it to the macs.

electromagnetic radiation is nice for the babies . we need more mutants to survive the climate change :dabs:

I'd step away from the PC and never return if you're worried about that :ermm:

JPaul
12-20-2008, 03:04 PM
electromagnetic radiation is nice for the babies . we need more mutants to survive the climate change :dabs:

I'd step away from the PC and never return if you're worried about that :ermm:

Why would you step away, it's her that's worried not you.

You didn't think that one through.

Skweeky
12-20-2008, 03:24 PM
What I meant to say was:

If I were you( not you, the ano person), I'd step away from the PC and never return.

Apologies. My syntax has been messed up lately. 't Is the confusion of speaking English to Gem and Dutch to Ben.

Hairbautt
12-20-2008, 03:32 PM
:dry:

Biggles
12-21-2008, 07:15 PM
I quite likes Xmas - food, wine, the smell of Christmas trees (they can't touch you for it) shite on TV .... OK maybe not the last one



Occasionally the odd present or two is actually what I want too.

Mulder you were pretty bah hug last year as well I recall.

Mr. Mulder
12-21-2008, 07:35 PM
bumhug to the max!1 the foods always tins and boxes of sweets, i don't eat sweets. the smell of plastic moulded into the shape of a tree does nothing for me and i don't have a television (at least not one that can receive reception) as its shite all year round.

what i love about christmas is having to de-ice the car at six in the morning, being flat broke and getting useless shit i'd never even consider actually going into a shop and purchasing.

And if one more anorak and clipboard shakes a fucking bucket at me when i’m walking out of morrisons...maybe i'll go to their houses and shake buckets at them when they leave thier homes and get paid for it.

Biggles
12-21-2008, 08:00 PM
I can see you are struggling with the Christmas cheer thing a little bit.

MaxOverlord
12-21-2008, 08:03 PM
I quite likes Xmas - food, wine, the smell of Christmas trees (they can't touch you for it) shite on TV .... OK maybe not the last one



Occasionally the odd present or two is actually what I want too.

Mulder you were pretty bah hug last year as well I recall.



Why the X instead of the word Christ.....is you brain trying to tell us something?

Biggles
12-21-2008, 08:11 PM
Standard abbreviation as far as I am aware ......but now you come to mention it :shifty:

Skweeky
12-21-2008, 10:18 PM
X is the Greek symbol for the Greek letter 'Chi', the first letter for Christ's name. Hence the abbreviation.

Biggles
12-21-2008, 10:25 PM
X is the Greek symbol for the Greek letter 'Chi', the first letter for Christ's name. Hence the abbreviation.

That is right - just go bringing facts into it :snooty:



:whistling

accat13
12-22-2008, 09:32 PM
Back to the topic "fuck Christmas" wife puts the damn tree up right in the path of the tv remote.Now I have to get up to change the channel.And to top it off one of my blessed sons threw a punch at a kid that is going to cost me over 3500$ in legal bills...Merry Fuckin Christmas All .

j2k4
12-22-2008, 11:42 PM
I would be rescinding the kid's "blessing" for the duration of $3500 in repayment. :whistling

tesco
12-23-2008, 12:03 AM
Back to the topic "fuck Christmas" wife puts the damn tree up right in the path of the tv remote.Now I have to get up to change the channel.And to top it off one of my blessed sons threw a punch at a kid that is going to cost me over 3500$ in legal bills...Merry Fuckin Christmas All .
Wouldn't that mean it's also in the line of sight from you to the tv?:huh:

Alien5
12-23-2008, 12:14 AM
Maybe she's trying to tell you something?

Chrismas = good.

TV = Bad.

tesco
12-23-2008, 12:19 AM
Maybe she's trying to tell you something?

Chrismas = good.

TV = Bad.
So then what you're saying is that she's a nutter?:unsure:

Barbarossa
12-23-2008, 12:21 AM
Back to the topic "fuck Christmas" wife puts the damn tree up right in the path of the tv remote.Now I have to get up to change the channel.

See to me that says "Go to the pub." :dabs:

Proper Bo
12-23-2008, 12:22 AM
Does the misses know you're on the interweb at this time of night?:O

Barbarossa
12-23-2008, 12:31 AM
I always keep your missus appraised of my whereabouts :ermm:

accat13
12-23-2008, 01:36 AM
I would be rescinding the kid's "blessing" for the duration of $3500 in repayment. :whistlingFor a 12yr old that may take a while.In my day you got into a fight it was done and over...Now a days the law gets involved.



Wouldn't that mean it's also in the line of sight from you to the tv?:huh: No she put it in line with the cable box...If she had put it in line with my 55" Sony I would have thrown the tree in the garbage...Hmmm might still be a good idea ...Damn garbage day is on Thursday :dry:

weenden
12-23-2008, 11:47 PM
well christmas has been fucking me so its about time someone fucked christmas