Worser day ever

[Skweeky]

Just realised the wee man is getting wind (and with that cramps, and with that loads and loads of crying) whenever I eat a bit of chocolate :cry:

I am literally torn between my love for chocolate and the love for my child :cry:

I guess I'll be losing weight quicker than I thought I would. Bye bye chocolate for 6 months :cry:

[Something Else]

He gets wind when you eat chocolate. :unsure:

[Santa]

Supposedly everything mom eats drinks & thinks goes into the milk.

[enoughfakefiles]

Is that how milk chocolate's made :eyebrows:

[Chevy]

i dont get it :unsure:

congrats on the life making btw :D

[Chevy]

"btw" is starting to seem such a camp term :dabs:

[Santa]

Chocolate goes into mouth of Mother
digested into stomach of mother
into blood system of mother
into lovely glands (breasts) of mother
sucked out by child in the form of milk
milk is digested in stomach of child
into blood of child
waste products of that which is digested may cause farting (and other effects, check out crack babies)

adult men will fart without the need to go through this procedure.

[acehood]

I just realized everyone in the lounge is from the UK... except that Texan.

[tesco]

I just realized everyone in the lounge is from the UK... except that Texan.
and me.:unsure:
although my mum is.

[Proper Bo]

I'm pretty sure we decided the other day that canadia is still our land or something else.

[acehood]

Hey Tesco, I was wondering where your avatar is from? I swear a long time ago I think i saw some other member with a really similar avatar. This was before I was a member here.

[Smith]

We got hit by another car on the drive to work today... : /