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Santa
12-19-2008, 08:30 PM
Look
i am going to rob a couple of stores before xmas.
the usual drive through door technique.
so if you need anything just say it, and i'll sell it you for a very extremely friendly price.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42409000/jpg/_42409721_iomvideo203.jpg

snowultra
12-19-2008, 09:56 PM
no more snow, where i live

Santa
12-19-2008, 10:00 PM
Ok.
Will locate snow melting technology in a happy wrapper.

Santa
12-19-2008, 10:05 PM
Just located a shop which has ozone hole filler umbrellas, this could suit your purpose.
Logged shop into gps.

Santa
12-19-2008, 10:07 PM
price for no snow ever is going at 200 rupees
ok?

enoughfakefiles
12-19-2008, 10:08 PM
To be empty :eyebrows:

Something Else
12-19-2008, 10:09 PM
Can I get a large bag of ice please.

Something Else
12-19-2008, 10:09 PM
and a glass of mineral water, half sparkling, half still.

Santa
12-19-2008, 10:12 PM
To be empty :eyebrows:


Soul Vacuum cleaner located in Chinese district, It is a tough one but will try. or you could get 50 enhanced diareha pills from pharmacy. Your call.
Soul Cleaner - 50 rupias
Liquid Rain Pills - 6 Rupees

Deal?

Santa
12-19-2008, 10:16 PM
Can I get a large bag of ice please.


and a glass of mineral water, half sparkling, half still.

Look dude, this is tense shit, santa has more important things to do.
Contact Snowultra dude for freebies, he seems to have overdose of
frozen stuff that can be melted.

This advice was free.

natedogg
12-20-2008, 12:28 AM
Can I get a PS3?

Santa
12-20-2008, 12:36 AM
Can I get a PS3?

Natedawg you can get wtf want, this it, your chance to get wtf you want.
and you beg?

for you sir, i can jack a rubiks cube, maybe... unless you tell me what you really want.

fuckin materialists.

Snee
12-20-2008, 03:42 AM
I want 37. Maybe 38 too.

Something Else
12-20-2008, 03:49 AM
An invisible bicycle.

http://bitimage.co.uk/images/3xzrfri5lgj1e8wu8lsz.gif (http://bitimage.co.uk/)

PlayeR
12-20-2008, 05:26 AM
:ermm: that's not an invisible bicycle. that's just invisible wheels

Detale
12-20-2008, 06:29 AM
I want JP and Chalice to shut the fuck up for a day or so

Skweeky
12-20-2008, 08:54 PM
and a glass of mineral water, half sparkling, half still.


Been watching Star Stories have we?

Evil_Monkey
12-23-2008, 05:24 AM
Brainstorm Haze

a rare find, but still I'd be happy til' next Christmas if i had sum

Alien5
12-23-2008, 05:41 AM
I want JP and Chalice to shut the fuck up for a day or so I'd give real money if he'd shut up.

Sanka113
12-23-2008, 06:25 AM
Looks like someone has been watching Chuck.

mickalpet1
12-23-2008, 06:40 AM
I didn't intend to buy anything till I saw this promotion list, it says a 8GB refurbished iphone 3G on sale for $150, I am thinking of getting it, but it comes with a 2 year's contract. So still undecided...
http://kit.hichina.com/sitemanager/user/webhost/uf4/uf47k1/upload/Image/back3.jpg

thewizeard
12-23-2008, 08:50 AM
I want JP and Chalice to shut the fuck up for a day or so I'd give real money if he'd shut up.
:OYou wont have to wait long! At roughly the same time as hell freezes over, I heard that their tongues will stop wagging! Patience Alien5, is still a virtue; :unsure: their silence will be longer than the total mass of their accumulated decibels. You then will be back here begging them to discuss things like pedantry,Syntax and possibly even Semantics, Alien5. :cry:

chalice
12-23-2008, 01:50 PM
I'd give real money if he'd shut up.
:OYou wont have to wait long! At roughly the same time as hell freezes over, I heard that their tongues will stop wagging! Patience Alien5, is still a virtue; :unsure: their silence will be longer than the total mass of their accumulated decibels. You then will be back here begging them to discuss things like pedantry,Syntax and possibly even Semantics, Alien5. :cry:

Cawks, the three of youse. True story.

Unless Allen wants to give me real monies to stfu. 5 squids an hour will do the job. I'll even declare it and pay fucking tax.

Until then I will not, under any circumstances, be shutting the fuck up ever.

Dickheads.

anoneemuse
12-23-2008, 03:30 PM
everything

weenden
12-23-2008, 11:39 PM
relaxation ....nuf said