Please teach me how to be condescending.

[Santa]

I heard that it has an effect on people.
Just saying fuck you does not seem enough now adays.
Please advize.

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[Skiz]

FFS, even the tards know how to be condescending. :snooty:

[apextwin146]

thats like a insult to tards everywhere in the world :sadwalk:

[Detale]

A good stern fuck you still works for me. Fuck you..see ;)

[Skweeky]

A good stern fuck you still works for me. Fuck you..see ;)

:no:

[Hairbautt]

It's gotta be more elaborate than that, cawkmunch.

[IdolEyes787]

I heard that it has an effect on people.
Just saying fuck you does not seem enough now adays.
Please advize.



No need. Your condescension is obviously already strong grasshopper.

[The Flying Cow]

grasshopper? I fail to follow the idiom there IdolMan.

[Skiz]

It's pulled from the old "Kung Fu" series with Cain. :01:

His master used to call him "grasshopper" after the scene where he takes him on as his apprentice. There was something about a grasshopper in the actual scene but I can't recall the relevance. :huh:


There we go. Wiki'd it.

"One of his first instructors was the blind master named Po. Po considered Caine his favorite pupil and behaved more like an elderly grandfather. Caine was given the nickname "Grasshopper" by Master Po. The reference was from an exchange where the still ignorant young Caine asked the old blind master how he could function without seeing. Po then described the room in detail, including a grasshopper at Caine's feet. Incredulous, Caine asked Po, "Old man - how is it that you hear these things?". Po's reply was, "Young man, how is it that you do not?". From that point on, Po affectionately called Caine "Grasshopper"."

[Something Else]

Show off :eyebrows:

[JPaul]

I've got that flying cow bloke on ignore. For the life of me I can't remember why.

[Something Else]

I've got that flying cow bloke on ignore. For the life of me I can't remember why.


Me too! :O


Coinci-mental.

[Something Else]

Probably a racialist. :01:

[JPaul]

Sounds about right and a homophobe nazi.

[Skweeky]

He's going on about Mehpistoteles and the red in Santa's clothing being satanic or sumfink :huh:

[JPaul]

Oh he's one of them sorts.

That explains it.

[tesco]

He used to have a different name if that's a clue. :unsure:

[JPaul]

He used to have a different name if that's a clue. :unsure:

Does the ignore carry forward with the name change, tesco.

[tesco]

He used to have a different name if that's a clue. :unsure:

Does the ignore carry forward with the name change, tesco.
Clearly.:huh:

[JPaul]

So what was his name before he changed it.

Oh and what was the reason for the change.

[Proper Bo]

it was villageidiot, I think.

[JPaul]

Is there a reason we shouldn't be told.

[Definite]

whenever someone says the word condescending, you say "condescending, that's a big word."

[ghurka]

it was villageidiot, I think.That should have been a big enough clue on it's own but just in case....Sherman.

[Biggles]

whenever someone says the word condescending, you say "condescending, that's a big word."

Ideally, with "for you - well done" coupled with an encouraging smile.

Not that I would do that, like :whistling

[weenden]

look down your beak and just piss on the bastards and walk away

[anoneemuse]

If I have seen further it is only by standing on the shoulders of Giants. - newton

[iEATlilKIDS]

look down your beak and just piss on the bastards and walk away

damn , u stole my thinking process i wonder if there is a scatological version of this move

[j2k4]

If it doesn't come natural, it shows.

Practice can help.

Posture has to be just so...find someone you can trust to keep your goal close to the vest, and ask them to remind you when they can't see the entire circumference of your nostrils.

Adopt the tone of a person on a high horse.

Slap people who annoy you.

Like that.

Feedback should be easy to come by - oh, and also learn to overuse this- :whistling

[Skweeky]

I was waiting for you to say something Kev .

[weenden]

then piss on em

[sheriff 01]

Why would you want to be condescending anyway?:(

[j2k4]

I was waiting for you to say something Kev .

I know you were, darlin'. :)


Why would you want to be condescending anyway?:(

You ignore the competitive aspect; besides which, sniffing at everything helps when you have a cold.

There is an art to it, you know - one must be imbued with a certain...humanity, in order to do it without giving offense.

That, and this- :whistling will give it legs. :yup:

[100%]

To be condescending, the "so called victim" must be aware that the condescender is totally conceited.

?

(question mark added so as to allow for your input and hence avoiding any sense of self security)

[j2k4]

I condescend, therefore I am.

Condescension 101. :whistling

[J-dye]

"Welcome to the real world", she said to me
Condescendingly
Take a seat
Take your life
Plot it out in black and white
Well I never lived the dreams of the prom kings
And the drama queens
I'd like to think the best of me
Is still hiding
Up my sleeve

They love to tell you
Stay inside the lines
But something's better
On the other side

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
just to lie you've got to rise above

So the good boys and girls take the so called right track
Faded white hats
Grabbing credits
Maybe transfers
They read all the books but they can't find the answers
And all of our parents
They're getting older
I wonder if they've wished for anything better
While in their memories
Tiny tragedies

They love to tell you
Stay inside the lines
But something's better
On the other side

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you got to rise above

I am invincible (x3)
As long as I'm alive

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just to lie you've got to rise above

I just can't wait til my 10 year reunion
I'm gonna bust down the double doors
And when I stand on these tables before you
You will know what all this time was for




sooo .. what the fek is that all about ? :dabs:

[Skweeky]

I know you were, darlin'. :)




I like it when things go according to my expectations.

[j2k4]

I know you were, darlin'. :)




I like it when things go according to my expectations.

You forgot this - :whistling



:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling

[J-dye]

whistling like a fox

[The Flying Cow]

Jay P?

Hard to keep up

[lynx]

Being condescending is one thing.

How many of you understand how to be patronising?

[j2k4]

Being condescending is one thing.

How many of you understand how to be patronising?

I could never be so cruel as to do...that.

Some things are just beyond the pale.

[Skweeky]

I like it when things go according to my expectations.

You forgot this - :whistling



:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling


Some of us can do without props these days.

[IdolEyes787]

Being condescending is one thing.

How many of you understand how to be patronising?

:huh::glag:

[iEATlilKIDS]

Some of us can do without props these days.

ahh well said

[j2k4]

You forgot this - :whistling



:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling


Some of us can do without props these days.

Well, certainly.

Others of us desire a degree of overkill, which has the effect of softening the blow.

In other words, some of us are not really condescending.

[Skweeky]

That's just wrong :snooty:

[j2k4]

That's just wrong :snooty:

Okay, just for you: No more smilies at all (at all).

[Skweeky]

I'm not sure about this sudden change in your persona Kev.

[j2k4]

Don't be a dope.

I refer to the multiplicity of narrative, with which you are well-acquainted.

Think of it as reading with double vision between the lines of double spaced text.

[chalice]

Don't be a dope.

I refer to the multiplicity of narrative, with which you are well-acquainted.

Think of it as reading with double vision between the lines of double spaced text.

Yeah, she did that me too, Kev.

One minute you're in full stride, doing what you do, pissing against your own tree. The next, you find yourself in a state of compromise, diluting your doings and wagging your proverbial (previously toxic) tail to appease some Belgian burd who expressed curt disapproval.

High five, mate. How the fuck did that happen? :(

[j2k4]

She remains unaware she can charm without resorting to her feminine inclinations.

Still, the progress she's made these last 7 years is commendable.

I'd say.

[chalice]

She remains unaware she can charm without resorting to her feminine inclinations.

Still, the progress she's made these last 7 years is commendable.

I'd say.

Spoken like a truly condescending (not to mention patronising) cunt.

And not a smilie in sight. :smilie4:

[j2k4]

Feathers and fowl, you know.

[Skweeky]

Bravo, I say.

Bravo.

[FatBob]

sometimes it is so hard to understand the underlying meaning of certain sentence , its like reading bible .. nothing makes sense

[j2k4]

Bravo, I say.

Bravo.

Ah, off smilies too, eh?

I think we will all be well soon.


sometimes it is so hard to understand the underlying meaning of certain sentence , its like reading bible .. nothing makes sense

Oh, the divination of meaning can be a momentary quandary, but even nonsense makes a certain sense.

The trick to making sense of the Bible is faith, although faith is not a trick.

Utterly sensible, that.

[Skweeky]

No better time than the New Year to start a trend I say.