How many squares of toilet paper do you use per "application"?

[Adama]

Edited

[chalice]

Fuck off, you fucking cunt.

Like.

[kaffeine]

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per "application"?
Let me redirect you to a thread that might be of your interest.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-fuck-off-cunt-335533

[Mr. Mulder]

toilet paper!??? Of course!! It's so obvious now!1 :o

[chalice]

This is a fucking wankstain who had a year and a half between joining the forum and creating a thread in the lounge.

He chose to make a thread called 'how many squares of toilet paper do you use'.

Wot a fucking cawk.

[Skweeky]

Tut tut. Answer the question chavis.

How are we all meant to get to know each other if you are not willing to answer the most rudimentary of questions?

Look at that eh; I used a big word! Could it be possible I am getting some of my brain cells back?

[Old Geezer]

Chalice uses a corncob. That fits his filthy demeanor perfectly.

[pentomato]

I don't use toilet paper, a newspaper is better.

[clocker]

I'm not really sure, you'd have to ask my attendant.

I am certain it's not anything as pedestrian as "paper" though...might be kitten fur.
I'll try to remember to look next time.

[Mr. Mulder]

i try to use only the best endangered panda fur for lord clockers behind, anything less brings him out in a terrible rash

[clocker]

This is true.

I don't know how the proles manage.

[JPaul]

edit :
i got bored and i create this stupid thread just for fun
i guess i created in the wrong forum
i always forget that fst is only a forum for flaming and insults

admin: close or delete this thread plz :)



http://writerchicktalks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/crying-man.jpg

[100%]

Sorry jp, I feel this one works better.

http://f.imagehost.org/0070/DSC00036.jpg

[JPaul]

You're probably right.

[Barbarossa]

Sorry jp, I feel this one works better.

http://f.imagehost.org/0070/DSC00036.jpg

I've just had a childhood flashback. I think my nan used to have that on the wall :O

[Snee]

Mine too, wtf.

[JPaul]

Is it possible, could you two be related.

[Skweeky]

My mum had that on the wall.

That makes me either Snee's mum, or his aunt.

[Proper Bo]

I think my gran had it too:unsure:

[Skweeky]

I'm not your maw like. I'd know about it for sure.

[Proper Bo]

:blink:

[Proper Bo]

I'm pretty sure I'd know if my ma was only 3 years older than me and belgian:unsure:

[JPaul]

I'm pretty sure I'd know if my ma was only 3 years older than me and belgian:unsure:

Yeah right, you're that sensitive.

[100%]

edit :
i got bored and i create this stupid thread just for fun
i guess i created in the wrong forum
i always forget that fst is only a forum for flaming and insults


Your thread caused immense unconscious visual environmental awareness in the lounge. Hence the confrontation.:01:
Your thread created discussion hence it is a success.:01::01:
Yes hardware world would have been more appropriate.
Free thought.

[Barbarossa]

Evening, nan :happy:

[clocker]

Yes hardware world would have been more appropriate.

Yes, we welcome any and all threads there.
Trying to up the pageviews and surpass PoetryWorld.

[Lilmiss]

D'urr...they give them away with Readers Digest, or something.
All three of my grandparents own that ugly fooker.

[Skweeky]

Unpossible. We don't get Reader's Digest in Belgique.

[Skweeky]

I'm pretty sure I'd know if my ma was only 3 years older than me and belgian:unsure:

Yeah right, you're that sensitive.

I am lolling :earl:

True story.

[murker]

lmao... this thread made me laugh. It depends on the type of application xD
1-3

[Hairbautt]

Anyone else use a rewashable rag dipped in warm water?

I have sensitive skin.

[Chevy]

baby wipe for the clean and toilet paper to dry ftw, y0

[chalice]

baby wipe for the clean and toilet paper to dry ftw, y0

You use a baby to wipe your arse?

That's just wrong. :no:

[Chevy]

waiting til they have teeth is right? D8

[chalice]

Damn right.

Ginger babies work best, in my experience.

Their heads are like Brillo Pads. They get to the spots others just can't reach.

[Chevy]

that's wise advice, Sir.. plus with them obviously being cheaper, will order half a creche today :01:

[JPaul]

What's all this arse wiping talk about.

That's what pants are for, Shirley.

[Squeamous]

I used to use a fistful, but then I saw my OH having a shit one day, and he used one piece at a time and folded it over, so now that's what I do. But I did read the other day that men fold and women scrunch. Anyway, the toilet doesn't get blocked anymore which can only be a good thing :yup:.

[Something Else]

I'm pretty sure that most normal people, male or female fold their toilet paper.

[Barbarossa]

needs a new survey.

I fold, by the way.

[Squeamous]

Thankfully this weighty topic has already been covered:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080101045359AAZgBUD

Folding is icky.....if you scrunch you can wipe and dispose in one easy movement, rather than sit there having to look at it ffs.

[Mr. Mulder]

i thought you were dead! :o

[Squeamous]

i thought you were dead! :o

You didn't bury me deep enough :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

i had to keep your arse sticking out the ground to...... :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

Thank goodness it was a racing bike and not a BMX :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

but i was talking about my cock? :unsure:

where the fuck have you been!?

[Squeamous]

I thought it was the inner tube poking through :unsure:

If you want the honest truth, I've been in an isolated Buddhist Tibetan nunnery trying to get over my unrequited love for you. No-one has ever buried me so deeply and so tenderly...not like you. But with the help of the nuns, a guitar, and a James Blunt songbook I managed to turn my life around.

Watchoo bin up to then?

[Mr. Mulder]

furious masturbation.

[Mr. Mulder]

and guitar hero.

[Squeamous]

Have you been eating properly and washing behind your ears?

[Mr. Mulder]

i have not.

i am sat here in what can only be described as a pit of my own filth.

[Squeamous]

Really! What cheese level is your widger currently at?

(I have missed these little chats)

[Rat Faced]

He's putting Dairylea into 2nd place at the moment... and its not even close.

[Skweeky]

I was wondering what that smell was in the kitchen...

[droste]

depends on how loose my shit is, sometimes i must wipe many minutes before i done