Good Joke

[Pickerel]

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said , "Things are great and I've never felt better."
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

"So what do you think about that Doc ?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season."

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if

it were his favorite hunting rifle and went "bang, bang."


"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else

pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."


The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

[pakhe]

good one

[senegal]

Ha Ha! Give me more, baby!

[bicycle]

This old dude with memory problems goes to see his doctor.
He says "Doc I don't know what is going on I can't remember hardly anything". To which the doc thought for a moment and replied "Now this is could quite serious just how long has this been going on?" To which the old dude replies "How long has what been going on"?

[bergstein]

The first one was hilarious

[sardar]

Ha Ha! thanks!

[bilkenter]

really nice one xD ty

[rockstarM]

haha.. nice one

[snowultra]

ha,ha

[swizZ8]

:stuart:

[beauty55]

good joke really nice one............

[imlegend]

haha good analogy

[vegasx]

Haha :D

[turin]

he he, not bad at all :-)

[suz5cam]

LOL. I needed that. Long day already and it's not even noon yet. :D

[andrea_angelo]

Its really funny story.:D:D:D

[James00]

haha really funny!!!



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[BOSMAN]

:stuart:

:lol:

[gzumpf]

Thanks-Funny one

[jurrele]

nice one

[smithwilson49]

Ha Ha, nice joke i like it.U have selected the nice joke.

[greken24]

lol i love jokes with the old ones :D

[underw]

ha,ha :))

[yavuz991]

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and ...said... ... See... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... Devamını Gör
MoreSee... See More
... See MoreMore... ... See MoreSee More.... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
minutes, you're safe

[anon]

Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
minutes, you're safe

And I thought I wouldn't have to read these ever again when I stopped using Hotmail. :frusty:

[bluegene]

Hilarious

[mpzk]

thanks funny and good one

[Aggvispen]

Hahaha nice ones =)

Think the first was the best imo.

[filstop]

ha ha :lol:

[kid2323]

XD
thank you guy

[theone1]

:lol: :lol:

[yh830815]

nice one haha.. haha..

[Pikachu]

Good Joke Dude!
Hahaha :P

Where do you get these from?

[alfrisz]

ha ha :D thanks

[tehpwn]

lololololol

[redwine]

haha.. nice one

[sangos]

lol that was a good one :D:D

[ip_ipl_bit]

he he he he very nice

[phokat]

Lol

[bjfcarrico]

hahaha good

[jamesonnet]

wahahah! That was really funny old man! He must see a doctor. :)

[GrandKat]

lol nice

[Zoidbort]

LOL Nice :D

[ScottK]

:emorod:

[Shinzen]

John and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

John says, "Well, give me some examples."

Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me.

"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."

Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"

John proceeds to say, "Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock."