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chalice
02-20-2009, 07:34 PM
What are you not doing phor Lent. I realise we're not all Christians here, neither am I, but youse should not do something phor Lent anyways. Iph only to exercise some selph control.

Some people give up meat, cigarettes, booze etc.

I'm going to give up using the letter 'f' phor phorty days and phorty nights.

I pheel it may be a phucking struggle but I'm willing to try.

Phor phuck sake.

IdolEyes787
02-20-2009, 07:51 PM
Nice.Decided to give up sanity was well I see.


Btw I hear Sherman is giving up f"s as well but he swears that's it just an incredible coincidence.

Sanka113
02-20-2009, 08:01 PM
I'm gonna watch 40 days and 40 day nights. Shannyn Sossamon is fine.

chalice
02-20-2009, 08:04 PM
I'm gonna watch 40 days and 40 day nights. Shannyn Sossamon is fine.

I didn't phucking ask you what you were going to do.

I asked you what you weren't going to phucking do, like.

Phuckwit.

Proper Bo
02-20-2009, 08:08 PM
I'm going to take up using heroin and give that up.

Proper Bo
02-20-2009, 08:08 PM
Right, i've given up.

Mr. Mulder
02-20-2009, 08:18 PM
i'm giving up condoms.

Skweeky
02-20-2009, 08:31 PM
Do they not make em in your size?

I'm not going to have any chocolate.

chalice
02-20-2009, 08:32 PM
i'm giving up condoms.

Shouldn't be too diphphicult then.

Unless you use condoms when you're having a wank, like.

Mr. Mulder
02-20-2009, 08:38 PM
meh, depends rly :eyebrows:

Rat Faced
02-20-2009, 08:45 PM
Right, i've given up.

Bollicks, can always find spare siringes in your garden like.

Mr. Mulder
02-20-2009, 08:49 PM
This Mr Bollicks sounds like quite a resourceful fellow :eyebrows:

Rat Faced
02-20-2009, 08:51 PM
Damn, Bo will fuck me over for letting everyone know his name :(

Proper Bo
02-20-2009, 08:53 PM
Right, i've given up.

Bollicks, can always find spare syringes in your garden like.

I don't have a garden:huh:

chalice
02-20-2009, 08:54 PM
:lol:

Skiz
02-20-2009, 09:30 PM
meh, depends rly :eyebrows:



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Old Geezer
02-21-2009, 12:07 AM
Wlel you hvae fnially wnet oevr the egde and lsot waht lttiel mnid you had. Why dnot you tkae a lnog wlak off a sohrt birgde and gvie us all a berak.

nemrac
02-21-2009, 12:21 AM
You have to give up something important to you. I try to give up fapping for lent every year, but 40 days is a long time.

I usually get about a day or so and fail.

Oh well, there's always next year.

Nemrac

IdolEyes787
02-21-2009, 12:33 AM
I usually get about a day or so and fail.



It didn't take you nearly that long.

callum
02-21-2009, 12:49 AM
Wlel you hvae fnially wnet oevr the egde and lsot waht lttiel mnid you had. Why dnot you tkae a lnog wlak off a sohrt birgde and gvie us all a berak.

I'm not sure if you've given up consulting the websters not quite right dictionary or you're doing the mixing up every letter but the first and last thing thats as old as the hills you.

nemrac
02-21-2009, 01:24 AM
I usually get about a day or so and fail.



It didn't take you nearly that long.

You caught me.... fact is I only last a couple of hours. I just said days so i didn't look like a complete loser.

Detale
02-21-2009, 07:25 AM
I'm gonna watch 40 days and 40 day nights. Shannyn Sossamon is fine.

I didn't phucking ask you what you were going to do.

I asked you what you weren't going to phucking do, like.

Phuckwit.

Hmmm yes you asked us what we weren't going to do but you yourself said what you were going to do. Can I have a hug now???
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apextwin146
02-21-2009, 08:12 AM
I didn't phucking ask you what you were going to do.

I asked you what you weren't going to phucking do, like.

Phuckwit.

Hmmm yes you asked us what we weren't going to do but you yourself said what you were going to do. Can I have a hug now???





I'm going to give up using the letter 'f' phor phorty days and phorty nights.

its the same as saying that he is not going to use the letter 'f' :ermm: ....
bty i am nt sure wat lent is apart from fact that its the past tense of lend ... I thght this thread was gonna be abt the things u have lent ppl but have never got em back ...

Sanka113
02-21-2009, 08:17 AM
I'm gonna watch 40 days and 40 day nights. Shannyn Sossamon is fine.

I didn't phucking ask you what you were going to do.

I asked you what you weren't going to phucking do, like.

Phuckwit.

I'm...not gonna..cry :cry:

Mr. Mulder
02-21-2009, 09:57 AM
meh, depends rly :eyebrows:



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