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Squeamous
03-05-2009, 11:23 AM
You know what it's like, right?

You get in the bath with a biscuit, and while splashing away you suddenly notice a piece fall off into the bath. You'd let it go but it's an M&S double chocolate chunk cookie. It's still good, it's still good! So you fish it out eventually, and it's a bit soggy, but so what? You just pop it right in your mouth like it had been dunked in tea. Then you remember. You weed in the bath when you got in :pinch:.
Barbarossa
03-05-2009, 12:00 PM
You know what it's like, right?

Again no, really no. :mellow:
Snee
03-05-2009, 12:29 PM
As fun as sitting alone in your own tinkle may sound, that's what public pools are for, ffs.
Squeamous
03-05-2009, 06:24 PM
It's not me, it's you :snooty:
HeavyMetalParkingLot
03-06-2009, 07:00 AM
No man servant to catch the crumbs whilst feeding you?!!?!?!? How....primitive...
Squeamous
03-06-2009, 07:52 AM
I like the cut of your jib! :O Would you like to apply for the job? It doesn't pay very well: at all in fact, but there will be an all you can see visual buffet of boobage plus expenses.
Skweeky
03-06-2009, 01:34 PM
When I take a bath, my bewbs usually start squirting milk. Does that make it acceptable to dunk my biscuit in my bath water?
Squeamous
03-06-2009, 01:40 PM
I'd say that makes it an absolute must!
Skweeky
03-06-2009, 01:47 PM
Maybe I should put a couple of tea bags in there. Get a decent use out of it eh.
Squeamous
03-06-2009, 01:51 PM
Steady on, no need to be silly!

Have you actually....y'know. Tasted your boob milk? I would have thought you'd have to really.
HeavyMetalParkingLot
03-06-2009, 01:58 PM
I like the cut of your jib! :O Would you like to apply for the job? It doesn't pay very well: at all in fact, but there will be an all you can see visual buffet of boobage plus expenses.

Relief is on the way!

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Squeamous
03-06-2009, 02:02 PM
:lol:
Skweeky
03-06-2009, 02:49 PM
Steady on, no need to be silly!

Have you actually....y'know. Tasted your boob milk? I would have thought you'd have to really.


Of course I have. It tastes like milk and honey.
Squeamous
03-06-2009, 04:44 PM
Milk and honey are good for the skin. You should add some to your bath water :smilie4:
Skweeky
03-06-2009, 07:33 PM
It is good for eczema. True story.