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ziggyjuarez
03-08-2009, 05:41 PM
whats everyone's profession?I just got my first job packing boxes at 8.20 an hour:D

Something Else
03-08-2009, 06:29 PM
I make stuff look old in my garden, get lean and listen to tunes.

Oh fuck. I don't have a garden. :cry:

tralalala
03-08-2009, 06:31 PM
In 2 weeks will be a full time soldier :D

tralalala
03-08-2009, 06:31 PM
For a fucking lame salary of 120 dawlers a MONTH :unsure:

Something Else
03-08-2009, 06:34 PM
In 2 weeks will be a full time soldier :D

Join the Army. Make friends. Kill them. :mellow:

tralalala
03-08-2009, 06:40 PM
Sort of.

Something Else
03-08-2009, 06:46 PM
Sort of.

Exactly.

ziggyjuarez
03-08-2009, 07:14 PM
In Israel?If so then you most likely will die before you ever get paid:o
worst job ever...

IdolEyes787
03-08-2009, 08:20 PM
In 2 weeks will be a full time soldier :D

Join the Army. Make friends. Kill them. :mellow:

Actually the idea is to kill your enemies.
Or at to least put the fear of the proper God in them..

Snee
03-08-2009, 10:35 PM
whats everyone's profession?I just got my first job packing boxes at 8.20 an hour:D

Congratulations.

I'm an IT-consultant.

Rat Faced
03-09-2009, 12:03 AM
So you get paid to tell people that want to justify spending money on IT to go ahead and spend it. Kewl.

Squeamous
03-09-2009, 03:13 PM
Good luck soldier boy :hug:.

I'm a medical research technician, I mostly play with mice.

Skweeky
03-09-2009, 03:17 PM
At the moment I get paid for being a mum.

Usually I am a uh... well, my full title is European Liason Customer Account Coordinator.

Basically I do administrative stuff, in a few different languages.

lamuller
03-09-2009, 03:32 PM
You answeer the phone for a supermarket and take orders right?

Rat Faced
03-09-2009, 03:38 PM
Skweeky working in a supermaket??

She'd be f'n huge in no time!!! :yup:

She's prevented by law from working where food is available, and has to be escorted around the local corner shops. :gossip:




/Rat Faced decides to move house rather quickly

Skweeky
03-09-2009, 03:51 PM
Funny how I got that PM before I saw this message. You are in so much trouble! :lol:

Barbarossa
03-09-2009, 03:53 PM
whats everyone's profession?I just got my first job packing boxes at 8.20 an hour:D

Congratulations.

I'm an IT-consultant.

Yeah, so am I.

Sort of :ermm:

Rat Faced
03-09-2009, 03:58 PM
Funny how I got that PM before I saw this message. You are in so much trouble! :lol:

But no denial I see :P

Skweeky
03-09-2009, 04:31 PM
Rf actually called me to make sure we were ok. :P

lamuller
03-09-2009, 05:07 PM
No men calls me unless they want something...

Skweeky
03-09-2009, 05:11 PM
Don't put out so easily then. Fuck sake.

lamuller
03-09-2009, 08:58 PM
I am a lesbian honey, at 25 you already have kids, so talking about putting up easy

kaffeine
03-09-2009, 09:13 PM
I am a lesbian honey
Mulder should be here in a few seconds to say hi.

Skiz
03-09-2009, 09:16 PM
I am a lesbian honey, at 25 you already have kids, so talking about putting up easy

She is a 25 year old woman with a kid, but she's also married.

Rat Faced
03-09-2009, 09:36 PM
To a guy in a skirt...



Say hi for me before you kick my ass Sonja :P

Skweeky
03-09-2009, 09:40 PM
To a guy in a skirt...


:no:

He doesnae even own one.
Although this one time they had a fancy dress day at work and he wore my high heels.

Rat Faced
03-09-2009, 09:43 PM
Don't tell anyone, but im saving up for the getup.

Hired one for a formal doo last December and it was the most comfortable thing i ever weared like man

Skweeky
03-09-2009, 09:45 PM
You should come up here one weekend and we'll go and get one together. I know a wee shop that does the works for £200. That includes sporran, flashes, socks, shoes etc...

Rat Faced
03-09-2009, 09:46 PM
£200?

Whats the catch?

lamuller
03-09-2009, 10:01 PM
I am a lesbian honey, at 25 you already have kids, so talking about putting up easy

She is a 25 year old woman with a kid, but she's also married.


What you are saying is she got pregnant and the married the guy?
It is to early for that.

lamuller
03-09-2009, 10:03 PM
To a guy in a skirt...



Say hi for me before you kick my ass Sonja :P

There is nothing wrong with a guy wearing a skirt

Rat Faced
03-09-2009, 10:05 PM
Go read the rest of the thread...

lamuller
03-09-2009, 11:15 PM
I did and who's mulder?

enoughfakefiles
03-12-2009, 07:44 PM
I did and who's mulder?

He once wurked with scully.

lamuller
03-13-2009, 12:02 AM
I meant the one here you

Albo Da Kid
03-13-2009, 12:22 AM
I am a lesbian honey, at 25 you already have kids, so talking about putting up easy
Typical Bronx product..the attitude comes with it

What part of the bronx are you from anyway?

lamuller
03-13-2009, 12:55 AM
Typical bronx product? Honey you have a lot to learn from people in this town.
I am from that part, that if I get you, i would brake your legs.

Albo Da Kid
03-13-2009, 01:05 AM
I am from that part, that if I get you, i would brake your legs.
mwahahahaha..i rest my case^

I'm from the bronx too, Pelham pwky and I know what I mean when I say "bronx product". You're either going to come out two ways out of this envronment. Either a total idiot or someone educated and totally against the mentality that goes on in here.
To tell you the truth I honestly feel bad for little girls like you who become products of this mentality. They are exposed to this bestiality at a young age. You have no choice when you're surrounded by animals all around you but you have to see it from a diferent prespective to understand.

callum
03-13-2009, 01:14 AM
little girls like you

Pay attention, it would seem that she's 41 and you had da kid in your username.

Albo Da Kid
03-13-2009, 01:15 AM
oh lol i read it wrong. i thought i saw 14

My statement still stands though. Little girls here really do go under some tough times fighting bad influence just because there's so much of it floating around. You have to see it to believe it. I see it happening to my 15 year old sister. I'm trying to get her more focused in school and books to keep her mind of the teenager bullshit floating around. I feel school is the only way out of this slum. If you don't make it you're trapped in this scum mentality.

lamuller
03-13-2009, 09:31 AM
Albo, it is time for you to zip it, you sound so inmature, I don't think that pick up line works, do you?
Grow up kid.

Skiz
03-13-2009, 10:42 AM
Yea, you sound so inmature. :snooty:

Artemis
03-13-2009, 11:29 AM
I'm from the bronx too, Pelham pwky and I know what I mean when I say "bronx product". You're either going to come out two ways out of this envronment. Either a total idiot..........:naughty:

:glag:

Something Else
03-13-2009, 11:29 AM
Yea, you sound so inmature. :snooty:

:lol: :pinch:

lamuller
03-13-2009, 02:24 PM
Yea, you sound so inmature. :snooty:

Hun you are from texas?:lol::yup:

chalice
03-13-2009, 07:57 PM
My money is on the illiterate lesbian from The Bronx.

Though, I wouldn't underestimate the patronising spastic from The Bronx either.

Perhaps they could get together to form an uneasy, mutually beneficial alliance. They could proliferate the Bronx gene pool with patronising, illiterate, bi-sexual spastics.

I hear New York is the great melting pot, after all.

Snee
03-13-2009, 08:09 PM
Pot full of melting brains by the looks of it.

Skweeky
03-13-2009, 08:13 PM
I can see something brewing here. Snee, pass me the chocolate coated popcorn; this should be good.

Proper Bo
03-13-2009, 09:00 PM
chocolate coated popcorn- is that some belgian or scottish thing?:unsure:

Skweeky
03-13-2009, 09:19 PM
Well, I never heard of it either, but my friend brought it the other day when we went to the pictures, It's bloody tasty, I only had a few bits though, she conveniently placed the bag at the other side of the chair. Hmmmm.

Rat Faced
03-13-2009, 10:16 PM
chocolate coated popcorn- is that some belgian or scottish thing?:unsure:

It's not Scottish until its also covered in batter and deep fried.

pentomato
03-14-2009, 01:19 AM
My money is on the illiterate lesbian from The Bronx.

Though, I wouldn't underestimate the patronising spastic from The Bronx either.

Perhaps they could get together to form an uneasy, mutually beneficial alliance. They could proliferate the Bronx gene pool with patronising, illiterate, bi-sexual spastics.

I hear New York is the great melting pot, after all.

My money would be on you drunk baster

callum
03-14-2009, 02:16 AM
My money is on the illiterate lesbian from The Bronx.

Though, I wouldn't underestimate the patronising spastic from The Bronx either.

Perhaps they could get together to form an uneasy, mutually beneficial alliance. They could proliferate the Bronx gene pool with patronising, illiterate, bi-sexual spastics.

I hear New York is the great melting pot, after all.

My money would be on you drunk baster

Are you dutch or a patronising, illiterate, bi-sexual spastic?

Albo Da Kid
03-14-2009, 04:07 AM
We should play Russian rulete. Chalice goes first...I hope she wins

Artemis
03-14-2009, 05:38 AM
We should play Russian rulete. Chalice goes first...I hope she wins

Well if you lose at russian roulette, then you will remove yourself from the gene pool, and deprive Chalice of one half of the genetic experiment........:blink:

That would make him sad........

peat moss
03-14-2009, 06:16 AM
whats everyone's profession?I just got my first job packing boxes at 8.20 an hour:D

Fudge ? :noes: Just kidding Ziggy . Nice to see you again . :)

Albo Da Kid
03-14-2009, 09:32 AM
That would make him sad........
lol the only thing that makes chalice sad is when the cookie jar is empty..

Now your opinion was somewhat decent but the truth and the matter is that chalice will be the control of the experiment not me. Her personality is a perfect fit of the "spastic" criteria, therefore we will trick her into playing the Russian roulette game(6 bullets in the chamber. Prize of the winner: 2 homemade burgers), and the expert that I am I will later collect data from her DNA and brain cells. Now I just need to find a sponsor..(I think benchez said something about helping me out with donations from his site)

I feel that the results of this experiment will benefit women all over the world by reducing their crankiness level during their menopause...

Am I right or am I right... Of course I'm right

pentomato
03-14-2009, 09:54 AM
We should play Russian rulete. Chalice goes first...I hope she wins
So the bitch is a woman, well more a dog than a woman, only an animal can have such a thirty mouth

Albo Da Kid
03-14-2009, 11:37 AM
lol nah, she's fucking around most of the time. I don't think she's so banal in reality. It's part of the joking that goes on in here.. Matter fact I'm waiting for something blatant to come out of her mouth as soon as she sees what we're saying about her..

I think she's a man btw.. I just assumed she was a female judging by her psychopathic behavior

Skiz
03-14-2009, 11:43 AM
Yea, you sound so inmature. :snooty:

Hun you are from texas?:lol::yup:

Good observation.

Here's another. You're an illiterate fuckwit.

I win.

Something Else
03-14-2009, 11:57 AM
How did these mindless droogs find their way in to the Lounge. Somebody put them out of their collective, dyslexic misery. By the beard of Zeus.

lamuller
03-14-2009, 02:01 PM
Hun you are from texas?:lol::yup:

Good observation.

Here's another. You're an illiterate fuckwit.

I win.

There was another idiot from Texas in DC, what was his name?
It may be contagious

lamuller
03-14-2009, 02:03 PM
lol nah, she's fucking around most of the time. I don't think she's so banal in reality. It's part of the joking that goes on in here.. Matter fact I'm waiting for something blatant to come out of her mouth as soon as she sees what we're saying about her..

I think she's a man btw.. I just assumed she was a female judging by her psychopathic behavior

An exorcism would be a nice thing for people like her/him.
Truckers mouth comes to mind, shit she may be a trucker

chalice
03-14-2009, 02:25 PM
:lol:

It's The Attack Of The Mongs!! :fear:
I am beset by window-lickers from all sides. Not a bad 5 minutes work. Managed to lasso 3 dithering bovines with one post. :happy:

Got a busy day today, so feel free to continue the mongathon in my absence.

I'll be back later to check in on you crazy, mixed-up flids. ;)

Mr. Mulder
03-14-2009, 03:14 PM
i fix laptops :emo:

Mr. Mulder
03-14-2009, 03:15 PM
i've got a proper job title but i forgot what it is... :unsure:

Mr. Mulder
03-14-2009, 03:15 PM
it sounded good though ....maybe it was Fanny Magnet? :smilie4:

Skweeky
03-14-2009, 03:15 PM
Best thread ever. Fact!

And the only reason you fix laptops is because you hope someone left some dirty lesbian horse porn on there. We all know it.

Snee
03-14-2009, 03:17 PM
:lol:

It's The Attack Of The Mongs!! :fear:
I am beset by window-lickers from all sides. Not a bad 5 minutes work. Managed to lasso 3 dithering bovines with one post. :happy:

Got a busy day today, so feel free to continue the mongathon in my absence.

I'll be back later to check in on you crazy, mixed-up flids. ;)

That's at least 50 point's worth of tardbaiting.

chalice
03-14-2009, 04:42 PM
My money is on the illiterate lesbian from The Bronx.

Though, I wouldn't underestimate the patronising spastic from The Bronx either.

Perhaps they could get together to form an uneasy, mutually beneficial alliance. They could proliferate the Bronx gene pool with patronising, illiterate, bi-sexual spastics.

I hear New York is the great melting pot, after all.

My money would be on you drunk baster

Keep your money and invest in a dictionary, you stupid cunt.

Doesn't it embarrass you that even when I'm inebriated, I can still out-think, out-spell, and generally be superior to you in every conceivable way?

See, I can sober up when the mood takes me. You're stuck being a spastic for life and no amount of Alka Seltzer is gonna cure your chronic stupidity. :no:

chalice
03-14-2009, 04:49 PM
We should play Russian rulete. Chalice goes first...I hope she wins
So the bitch is a woman, well more a dog than a woman, only an animal can have such a thirty mouth

Thirty mouth? :lol:

So many options, so little time.

Between this little triumvirate of tards, your mother surely must've smoked the most crack.

Congratulations.

chalice
03-14-2009, 04:56 PM
lol nah, she's fucking around most of the time. I don't think she's so banal in reality. It's part of the joking that goes on in here.. Matter fact I'm waiting for something blatant to come out of her mouth as soon as she sees what we're saying about her..

I think she's a man btw.. I just assumed she was a female judging by her psychopathic behavior

Ah, the good old gender reversal technique. You are clearly the brains of the operation, which, sadly, says pretty much less than fuck all.

You will henceforth be known as Dildo Da Flid.

Something Else
03-14-2009, 04:59 PM
Dildo Da Flid. :lol:

Genious.

chalice
03-14-2009, 05:10 PM
lol nah, she's fucking around most of the time. I don't think she's so banal in reality. It's part of the joking that goes on in here.. Matter fact I'm waiting for something blatant to come out of her mouth as soon as she sees what we're saying about her..

I think she's a man btw.. I just assumed she was a female judging by her psychopathic behavior

An exorcism would be a nice thing for people like her/him.
Truckers mouth comes to mind, shit she may be a trucker

Speaking of dildos, what kind of lesbian are you?

Are you the butch type which doesn't feature in any dyke porn or are you the femme type which doesn't exist unless they are being paid by men to perform in front of the camera?

I'm guessing the former. Shouldn't be too difficult to tell, like. Just check your upper lip for stubble.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/neomoniker/ugly20woman.jpg

pentomato
03-14-2009, 06:22 PM
The voices are revolting this weekend I see.

Skweeky
03-14-2009, 06:25 PM
An exorcism would be a nice thing for people like her/him.
Truckers mouth comes to mind, shit she may be a trucker

Speaking of dildos, what kind of lesbian are you?

Are you the butch type which doesn't feature in any dyke porn or are you the femme type which doesn't exist unless they are being paid by men to perform in front of the camera?

I'm guessing the former. Shouldn't be too difficult to tell, like. Just check your upper lip for stubble.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/neomoniker/ugly20woman.jpg


I'd say she is the bitter type.

chalice
03-14-2009, 06:35 PM
The voices are revolting this weekend I see.

Nice comeback there, spakka.

I insulted your intelligence (or lack thereof) and your crack-addled mother and all you can do is post your usual meaningless gibberish.

Somebody find me a spackhead worth the effort, for fuck sake. :no:

lamuller
03-14-2009, 08:37 PM
Chalice go for the vodka before it is to late girlfriend.

chalice
03-14-2009, 08:39 PM
Chalice go for the vodka before it is to late girlfriend.

Is that some sort of lesbian code?

Or are you really just a stupid cunt?

pentomato
03-14-2009, 10:05 PM
Chalice you found a lover, great now sex and getting back to be relax and good manners, well if you ever had them. Then again, you always have the voices

Proper Bo
03-14-2009, 10:07 PM
great now sex and getting back to be relax and good manners

what in the name of fuck does that mean?

pentomato
03-14-2009, 11:41 PM
great now sex and getting back to be relax and good manners

what in the name of fuck does that mean?

I see you never had sex, ok you have sex and if you have an orgasm you get relax, and with the relaxation sometimes comes good manners that she doesn't have anyway. lol
Poor little boy, get a girlfriend, all by yourself is never the same

Proper Bo
03-14-2009, 11:44 PM
:lol::earl:

Proper Bo
03-14-2009, 11:45 PM
Just to clarify for you; I meant your atrocious use of the english language made absolutely no sense.

Alas, you've outed me as a virgin and without a girlfriend.
:cry:

chalice
03-15-2009, 12:10 AM
Chalice you found a lover, great now sex and getting back to be relax and good manners, well if you ever had them. Then again, you always have the voices

Are you really a grown man? Cos all evidence points to he contrary, like.

Were you breast fed? Did your daddy put his cawk in your mouth? Was your grandmother a horse? Did your older brother bully you? Is your sister a pole dancer? Was your English teacher a paedophile? Are you dyslexic? Is English even your first language? Do you have the requisite ten fingers? Are you registered blind? Do you have flippers instead of fingers?

These are the questions people ask themselves before responding to your posts on the internets, like.

callum
03-15-2009, 12:27 AM
Was your English teacher a paedophile?

I just assume people like him learn english by using online translators, then some further education in the bittorrent invite section.

lamuller
03-15-2009, 01:15 AM
He learned english in taco bell.

chalice
03-15-2009, 01:19 AM
He learned english in taco bell.

Is that where you learned how to tongue?

The tacos are quite similar in shape, like.

But infinitely tastier, like.

Albo Da Kid
03-15-2009, 02:11 AM
Hun you are from texas?:lol::yup:
You're an illiterate fuckwit.

How dare you.. How dare you call that wonderful lady a fuckwit? Well let me tell you something buddy. It's not her fault that she doesn't fit in to the average intelligence standard... It's the white's man fault for keeping her down...

lamller, bebe don't listen to skizo.. we should get together one of these days.(if you're not a dude acting like a female that is).
I'll turn you straight. I'll make you feel 25 again I sweare... They don't call me Dildo Da kid for no reason

And chalice you're a star.. These fuckheads should thank you for keeping this piece of shit section going...Yes I'm talking to you Fun.T.Claps..You boring schizophrenic bastadd

pentomato
03-15-2009, 02:44 AM
Hey Albo easy on the Viagra, you should get those pills to kiss ass around, you are good at it.

Albo Da Kid
03-15-2009, 03:11 AM
ahah good one good one. but you figured it out wrong. i wasn't kissing ass I was just appreciating good humor and trying to shit on ftclaps at the same time.

As for the proposal to the lamuller, I was serious. If she takes me up on it I'll try and give you a piece of the action

pentomato
03-15-2009, 12:45 PM
You are just afraid of her mouth that's it, and lamuler, I don't think your little thing would even get up, "dog that barks a lot, never bites" so slow down your horses, you may get a surprise at the end lol.
Usually guys that talk the way you do, are gay, it is ok to be gay don't get me wrong.

Albo Da Kid
03-15-2009, 01:07 PM
Usually guys that talk the way you do, are gay, it is ok to be gay don't get me wrong.
ahah this is coming from someone who's hiding his gender and has a pic of a cute girl in his avatar. Good luck fishing someone into thinking you're a female u homo

anoneemuse
03-15-2009, 02:47 PM
sapien

lamuller
03-15-2009, 02:50 PM
Maybe he is hiding his genitalia from you Albi, he may be afraid that you will try to do it with him, to tell you the truth, you sound very gay, maybe young, but gay, come out, it is ok.
Now about changing me, I doubt you could, you would run to the sight of a beautiful woman, you are just not men enough kid.

Something Else
03-15-2009, 02:54 PM
Even the tards have dupe accts. :dabs:

pentomato
03-15-2009, 02:57 PM
Usually guys that talk the way you do, are gay, it is ok to be gay don't get me wrong.
ahah this is coming from someone who's hiding his gender and has a pic of a cute girl in his avatar. Good luck fishing someone into thinking you're a female u homo

Come on Albo, is that the best you can do? lol lol, you sound like a 12 year old, I know that you are but what am I.
I don't hide, I am a man and yes I have a pic of a beautiful woman, so?
I call you gay and you call me gay back ahahahhahahahhaa.
The closet is open go inside and get out fast, there is nothing wrong with it, and tell everyone how you feel. lol lol
Albo, you are fun.

pentomato
03-15-2009, 02:58 PM
Even the tards have dupe accts. :dabs:

Yes, even you have one, amazing

Albo Da Kid
03-15-2009, 03:25 PM
Now about changing me, I doubt you could, you would run to the sight of a beautiful woman, you are just not men enough kid.
41 is the new 61. You could do anything with a vulrunable old lady these days. And judging from your intelligence level I'd say I have a pretty good chance of suceeding. Not that I would try ofc.. If you were 10 years younger than maybe.

P:S:How did you know my real name(Albi)?
I think imulleter is a dupe from one of the tophos members. Check if he's behind a proxy. If so then he's definitely a dupe.
It's their specialty to waste 90% of their time stupid shit like this so I wouldn't be surprised

Pentamato you sure do like to talk a lot about homosexuality. Is there anything you want to tell us?
I had no idea you were a man btw. Looking at your profile I thought you were an overweight chick who found comfort in making an ass out of herself

lamuller
03-15-2009, 03:34 PM
Albi you amaze me, reading what Chalice writes and copying and pasting, you are amazing, bravo.
wowww what lady is that? the one you tried to get with? Not I don't think I know her, the one you coulnd't get an errection with?

Something Else
03-15-2009, 03:34 PM
This entire page is on my ignore list. True story. :mellow:

Albo Da Kid
03-15-2009, 03:59 PM
I'm not going nowhere until Imulleter commits suicide

pentomato
03-15-2009, 04:07 PM
Albo, you used to be a good kid, imitating anyone is not your style, leave the computer alone and take a walk, I know I am.
Have a good day Albo

chalice
03-15-2009, 07:20 PM
And chalice you're a star.. These fuckheads should thank you for keeping this piece of shit section going.

:dabs:

Yeah, just what I was looking for. Validation from a spastic.

I'm not a star, I'm a cunt. You'll discover this as things develop.

Skweeky
03-15-2009, 09:47 PM
It's ok chavster, we all know your an ubercunt.

chalice
03-15-2009, 09:49 PM
It's ok chavster, we all know your an ubercunt.

:hug:

Now fuck off.

Skweeky
03-15-2009, 09:52 PM
Not before I take my big toe out of yer arse, you mong.

tralalala
03-17-2009, 11:24 AM
Wow.. This place really has become a tard-hole.. :dabs:

Hoi, the lesbian weirdo - If you're hawt (doubt it, being 41 and a cuntwad), pics, obviously. Otherwise we won't get a sight of Mulder for the next year or so.

Dildo boy - I'd suggest, for you're own benefit of course, doing the following:

1) Take a pencil, the ones with the rubbers on top.
2) Lube it up well with vaseline (or if you're too uber, some Durex Play).
3) Shove it up yer arse.
4) Get on your knees and worship chalice's cawk.
5) Die.


@Skiz - Best post ever :lol:



Oh, and benchez - How's about inviting these amazing Mongolians to your ultra secret tracker.. That should fulfil their needs for the coming week ;)

Something Else
03-17-2009, 11:27 AM
They already pretend they are members and slag it off all over tard land. What's the point. Who am I to interfere with n internets fantasist like Dildo La Flid. :dabs:

Skweeky
03-17-2009, 11:51 AM
:lol: :earl:

lamuller
03-17-2009, 07:33 PM
Wow.. This place really has become a tard-hole.. :dabs:

Hoi, the lesbian weirdo - If you're hawt (doubt it, being 41 and a cuntwad), pics, obviously. Otherwise we won't get a sight of Mulder for the next year or so.

Dildo boy - I'd suggest, for you're own benefit of course, doing the following:

1) Take a pencil, the ones with the rubbers on top.
2) Lube it up well with vaseline (or if you're too uber, some Durex Play).
3) Shove it up yer arse.
4) Get on your knees and worship chalice's cawk.
5) Die.


@Skiz - Best post ever :lol:



Oh, and benchez - How's about inviting these amazing Mongolians to your ultra secret tracker.. That should fulfil their needs for the coming week ;)

You know your way around honey, way to go

Rat Faced
03-17-2009, 08:46 PM
Maybe he is hiding his genitalia from you Albi, he may be afraid that you will try to do it with him, to tell you the truth, you sound very gay, maybe young, but gay, come out, it is ok.
Now about changing me, I doubt you could, you would run to the sight of a beautiful woman, you are just not men enough kid.

I hate people putting themselves down :cry:

tralalala
03-17-2009, 09:37 PM
Wow.. This place really has become a tard-hole.. :dabs:

Hoi, the lesbian weirdo - If you're hawt (doubt it, being 41 and a cuntwad), pics, obviously. Otherwise we won't get a sight of Mulder for the next year or so.

Dildo boy - I'd suggest, for you're own benefit of course, doing the following:

1) Take a pencil, the ones with the rubbers on top.
2) Lube it up well with vaseline (or if you're too uber, some Durex Play).
3) Shove it up yer arse.
4) Get on your knees and worship chalice's cawk.
5) Die.


@Skiz - Best post ever :lol:



Oh, and benchez - How's about inviting these amazing Mongolians to your ultra secret tracker.. That should fulfil their needs for the coming week ;)

You know your way around honey, way to go

Why thank you, sugar.

Artemis
03-17-2009, 09:39 PM
Awwwww innit sweet. :blink:

lamuller
03-17-2009, 10:25 PM
Maybe he is hiding his genitalia from you Albi, he may be afraid that you will try to do it with him, to tell you the truth, you sound very gay, maybe young, but gay, come out, it is ok.
Now about changing me, I doubt you could, you would run to the sight of a beautiful woman, you are just not men enough kid.

I have a small pennis and I use panty hose, if my mom saw me now :cry:


Fixed for you honey

lamuller
03-17-2009, 10:27 PM
You know your way around honey, way to go

Why thank you, sugar.

Well honey, you seem to know a lot about vaseline and arsses, experience talk so they say.
Good luck in the army, just don't tell anyone honey

Rat Faced
03-17-2009, 10:43 PM
OO, bitchy

:geptardrod:

lamuller
03-17-2009, 10:52 PM
OO, bitchy

:geptardrod:

Coffe and cookies?

Rat Faced
03-17-2009, 11:03 PM
Nah, prefer Milk to Coffe with me biscuits.

lamuller
03-17-2009, 11:40 PM
Nah, prefer Milk to Coffe with me biscuits.

Done, we are going to have a great time.

Albo Da Kid
03-18-2009, 01:22 AM
4) Get on your knees and worship chalice's cawk.

This is coming from a guy that's been constantly wiping cumshots of his face since he was 13

callum
03-18-2009, 01:39 AM
4) Get on your knees and worship chalice's cawk.

This is coming from a guy that's been constantly wiping cumshots of his face since he was 13

That doesn't make any sense. A cumshot is a video/photographic recording of a male ejaculating. You should have just said cum.

pentomato
03-18-2009, 01:44 AM
are you ok albo? you seem to run out of ammunition there

callum
03-18-2009, 01:48 AM
It's ok, he's got plenty of shots backed up on video.

pentomato
03-18-2009, 02:02 AM
Albo watching gay porno is not good for your health, it must be time to be coming out, you go boy

Albo Da Kid
03-18-2009, 02:08 AM
lol i can't help but laugh at pentamato. Do you think attacking me will get your credibility back after being abused for so long? you're pathetic lol...And in top of that you're obsessed with homosexuality.
Nice..You got the whole package to be "the Lounge target". Keep it up and one day you'll be able to make jokes too. as for now stay here getting shitted on by the demented drunks

tralalala
03-18-2009, 12:18 PM
^Still, better than being named Dildo Da Flid.. :huh:

Albo Da Kid
03-18-2009, 12:22 PM
You probably don't even know what Flid means you mook. By now the only words you're able to decipher are are "CAWK" and ",like."

pentomato
03-18-2009, 02:37 PM
lol i can't help but laugh at pentamato. Do you think attacking me will get your credibility back after being abused for so long? you're pathetic lol...And in top of that you're obsessed with homosexuality.
Nice..You got the whole package to be "the Lounge target". Keep it up and one day you'll be able to make jokes too. as for now stay here getting shitted on by the demented drunks

I didn't attack you Albo I was stating the facts of you coversations, everything you say to everyone, it is about gay stuff, be a little more original man, stop been a kid, wait you are a kid, never mind.
Credibility? You are one of those people, that doesn't have a life but been infront of a computer, and throw tantruns at it. Grow up bro
Come out of the closet if you must, but use your own lines, the one's you are using now are getting old.

pentomato
03-18-2009, 02:37 PM
You probably don't even know what Flid means you mook. By now the only words you're able to decipher are are "CAWK" and ",like."

It's amazing the way you make friends lol

tralalala
03-18-2009, 05:50 PM
You probably don't even know what Flid means you mook. By now the only words you're able to decipher are are "CAWK" and ",like."

Let's just say that my cawk is as "flid" as your head.


EDIT: That is, if you're using the definition of "thick".

Otherwise, another name for you could be Dildo Da F.B.D

Albo Da Kid
03-18-2009, 06:44 PM
Here would be a better example of the use of flid:

If you feel you're a failure...If you've wasted your life hanging out in a BT forum...If your friends and cousins have made it in life and you're the only one that didn't... Don't worry about it..
You have a choice son. Don't let anyone call you "flid".. Come join the IDF and make something of yourself:01:

tralalala
03-18-2009, 08:19 PM
/start epic post

Factual mistake.

Every person who has finished school and is over the age of 18 is drafted into the army, however smart or "fliddish" he may be. I happen to have finished my schooling with exceptionally high grades, and am being drafted into a high-tech unit in the IDF, with the very probable possibility of ending up an officer, which opens many doors later on in life.


You, however, seem to be nailed in many directions - You're a BT twat who still probably thinks that having a level 20 tracker makes hawt burds drool over your pea-shaped cawk, and most likely find that arguing with pre-pubic kids over which release is more l33t is the essence of life.

Good luck with that, mate, I'll be somewhere in the height of society by the time you realise what vomit your life seems like.


/end epic post

Rat Faced
03-18-2009, 08:34 PM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/1/633690469618157760-balletyouredoingitwrong.jpg

tralalala
03-18-2009, 10:16 PM
:glag: Priceless.

lamuller
03-18-2009, 11:22 PM
wich one is Albo?

tralalala
03-18-2009, 11:23 PM
The guy on the bike.

lamuller
03-18-2009, 11:32 PM
You must be the one in pink Tralala, am I right honey?

tralalala
03-19-2009, 09:22 AM
Yeah, the one holding the instrument that can blow your illiterate brains out when irritated.