Alien5
03-13-2009, 10:31 AM
Obvious from the title!
Why do birds fly?
Why do birds fly?
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Disme
03-13-2009, 11:17 AM
Answer: Because it’s too far to walk.
Why is a banana yellow?
Why is a banana yellow?
Cabalo
03-13-2009, 01:39 PM
answer: because the orange colour was already taken by the oranges.
why do all cars have 4 wheels ?
why do all cars have 4 wheels ?
Bone.W.Machine
03-13-2009, 02:02 PM
Answer: ALL cars doesn't have 4 wheels :lol:
Why do snakes eat?
Why do snakes eat?
bigboab
03-18-2009, 05:15 AM
so they can make window vipers for cars
what is green grows and has wheels
what is green grows and has wheels
Alien5
03-23-2009, 10:16 PM
space dogs
How do you make fried chicken?
How do you make fried chicken?
bigboab
03-23-2009, 10:36 PM
Emigrate to Kentucky
Where have you parked your car?
Where have you parked your car?
KFlint
03-23-2009, 11:43 PM
In the bedroom, next to my airplane
Why do women like shopping?
Why do women like shopping?
bigboab
03-24-2009, 07:41 AM
So you can do the housework
why are skyscrapers so tall?
why are skyscrapers so tall?
KFlint
03-24-2009, 10:09 PM
because they would be called groundscrapers otherwise
why do dogs eat poo sometimes?
why do dogs eat poo sometimes?
ichigo
03-25-2009, 03:14 AM
because they want to clean the ground.
Why are asians yellow? (no offense to anyone)
Why are asians yellow? (no offense to anyone)
bigboab
03-25-2009, 06:37 PM
so you won't see them stealing bananas
why is it called the south when it is the north from Mexico?
why is it called the south when it is the north from Mexico?
Bone.W.Machine
03-27-2009, 10:42 PM
Sweden doesn't have a capital.
Why does flowers exist?
Why does flowers exist?
Charger
03-27-2009, 10:48 PM
So that you can ask that question
Why is the grass green?
Why is the grass green?
bigboab
03-27-2009, 11:09 PM
'cause it never had any education
why is 666 an evil number?
why is 666 an evil number?
Bone.W.Machine
03-27-2009, 11:42 PM
because 911 is already taken.
what is milk?
what is milk?
Charger
03-28-2009, 09:08 AM
cow shit
Why are we doing this?
Why are we doing this?
bigboab
03-28-2009, 09:29 AM
because the shops are not open yet
where are you putting your xmas tree next week?
where are you putting your xmas tree next week?
Bone.W.Machine
03-29-2009, 07:31 AM
Under my bed.
Why are you here?
Why are you here?
Glitterstep
03-29-2009, 08:38 AM
to bug bone.w.machine
Why does a TV set have a screen??
Why does a TV set have a screen??
Bone.W.Machine
03-29-2009, 08:41 AM
Because the house is on fire.
Why is 1+1=2?
Why is 1+1=2?
Glitterstep
03-29-2009, 08:45 AM
Coz 1+1 cant be equal to 4....
Why does barrack obama keeps on saying yes we can't???
Why does barrack obama keeps on saying yes we can't???
Bone.W.Machine
03-29-2009, 03:46 PM
he's a no man.
why doesn't snakes walk?
why doesn't snakes walk?
bigboab
03-30-2009, 07:19 PM
Snakes don't walk because tractors have large wheels.
Why can you see through clear glass?
Why can you see through clear glass?
Bone.W.Machine
04-01-2009, 05:41 PM
Because eyes exist.
Why is green a colour?
Why is green a colour?
Charger
04-01-2009, 06:32 PM
Because its not - its a color :)
why do we sing?
why do we sing?
Bone.W.Machine
04-01-2009, 07:38 PM
Because we have mounths.
Why do mountains exist?
Why do mountains exist?
bigboab
04-02-2009, 09:46 AM
to create valleys
Why do farmers milk cows?
Why do farmers milk cows?
Bone.W.Machine
04-02-2009, 12:25 PM
Because the cows are fat.
Why do most cars have a shiftstick?
Why do most cars have a shiftstick?
yevgeny
04-02-2009, 02:52 PM
because they're made like that
what would happen if someone were to blow up the moon?
what would happen if someone were to blow up the moon?
Bone.W.Machine
04-02-2009, 03:33 PM
It would grow bigger.
Why doesn't trees eat squirrels?
Why doesn't trees eat squirrels?
Charger
04-02-2009, 05:45 PM
Because there are to big
Why they call it a pizza?
Why they call it a pizza?
bigboab
04-02-2009, 06:56 PM
because it would sound stupid phoning up and ordering a ten with tomatoes and cheese
why do they bury dead people?
why do they bury dead people?
Charger
04-07-2009, 09:56 AM
Because they stink
Why is the girl next door so hot?
Why is the girl next door so hot?
bigboab
04-07-2009, 06:01 PM
because the Atlantic Ocean is vast
Why is oil greasy?
Why is oil greasy?
Charger
04-08-2009, 07:28 AM
Because its money
Why do birds sing?
Why do birds sing?
bigboab
04-08-2009, 10:18 PM
because they can't drive a car
why is the moon bright?
why is the moon bright?
Alien5
04-08-2009, 10:20 PM
Because its the moon car
why is the moon a pizza?
__________________
why is the moon a pizza?
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Charger
04-09-2009, 04:09 PM
Its not. Its a Apple.
Why is the moon round?
Why is the moon round?
bigboab
04-10-2009, 06:56 PM
because pizzas are square
why are children young?
why are children young?
Alien5
04-10-2009, 07:17 PM
because pizzas are Grandchildren
why are children Stupid?
why are children Stupid?
bigboab
04-10-2009, 09:21 PM
because snails can't run
Is Australia the largest dump in the world?
Is Australia the largest dump in the world?
Charger
04-12-2009, 11:05 AM
yes
Why are my eyes red?
Why are my eyes red?
Glitterstep
04-12-2009, 03:28 PM
its on fire...
Which are leaves green in color ??
Which are leaves green in color ??
bigboab
04-12-2009, 06:48 PM
because they would look silly being pink
Why are people not the same size?
Why are people not the same size?
bigboab
04-12-2009, 08:37 PM
carers sometimes get paid
Why do houses have walls?
Why do houses have walls?
Charger
04-12-2009, 11:29 PM
because else its cold
why does it rain?
why does it rain?
Bone.W.Machine
04-13-2009, 01:17 AM
Because we're thirsty.
Why do you post in forums?
Why do you post in forums?
kaustav
04-13-2009, 04:02 PM
cos im actually a bot
why am i new?
why am i new?
bigboab
04-13-2009, 06:19 PM
because your feet are only inches
Why do horses neigh?
Why do horses neigh?
VinX
05-01-2009, 06:51 AM
because he is not a dog
what is a question ?
what is a question ?
Glitterstep
05-01-2009, 11:52 AM
that doesn't have an answer
why does a monitor have e screen??
why does a monitor have e screen??
technodrome
05-01-2009, 03:16 PM
because it likes showing what it have
why every delicious food made people sick?
why every delicious food made people sick?
ChUt
05-01-2009, 03:43 PM
otherwise it wudnt be delicious :dabs:
Y dont horses indulge in Group sex/Orgy?
Y dont horses indulge in Group sex/Orgy?
technodrome
05-01-2009, 03:56 PM
Because female horses are very jealous :)
Why horses don't have horns?
Why horses don't have horns?
bigboab
05-01-2009, 07:30 PM
because the unicorn was first in the queue
Why is the world spinning?
Why is the world spinning?
mcp
05-02-2009, 07:40 AM
So that everyone gets a chance to look up at the stars every day and wonder.
Why can't dogs bathe themselves like cats do?
Why can't dogs bathe themselves like cats do?
bigboab
05-02-2009, 07:55 AM
Because dogs don't have kittens, neither do bitches.
Why aren't we all rich?
Why aren't we all rich?
technodrome
05-02-2009, 08:50 AM
Because if we're all rich, there is no need to money :D
Why blu-ray's still so expensive?
Why blu-ray's still so expensive?
mcp
05-03-2009, 01:54 AM
Ha! You think Blu-ray's are expensive? Just wait until the Green-Rays come out!
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
knivesreturns
05-03-2009, 05:53 AM
why did the chicken cross the road?
bigboab
05-03-2009, 10:15 AM
Because it saw the zebra crossing
Why is there only two wheels on a bicycle?
Why is there only two wheels on a bicycle?
VinX
05-04-2009, 05:36 AM
coz it has 2 spots left for tyres
who is Rick James ?
who is Rick James ?
bigboab
05-04-2009, 06:43 PM
mrs James' only daughter
Why do birds fly?
Why do birds fly?
Stellar
05-04-2009, 08:59 PM
Because they suck at walking.
Why do dogs like bacon so much?
Why do dogs like bacon so much?
bigboab
05-05-2009, 07:22 AM
The are not worried about swine flu
Why do they say China is in the east?
Why do they say China is in the east?
Stellar
05-06-2009, 05:03 AM
Because if China were in the West it would make no sense.
How come the sun burns my eyes when I stare directly at it?
How come the sun burns my eyes when I stare directly at it?
bigboab
05-06-2009, 06:29 PM
Your eyes can't stand boiling point
Why have cats the same number of legs as a dog?
Why have cats the same number of legs as a dog?
Stellar
05-06-2009, 06:59 PM
Cats need four legs so they can run away faster from dogs.
Why is grass green as opposed to being red?
Why is grass green as opposed to being red?
n00bz0r
05-07-2009, 10:02 AM
nah.
Its just your imagination. Grass be PiNK :P
Why does a tracker forum always have an XXX section with the largest number of views and lesser number of posts? (Not to many girls in RL..eh?, or not too many guys for some? :P)
Its just your imagination. Grass be PiNK :P
Why does a tracker forum always have an XXX section with the largest number of views and lesser number of posts? (Not to many girls in RL..eh?, or not too many guys for some? :P)
Stellar
05-07-2009, 02:24 PM
No one posts because nothing original can be said in those sections.
How does my toaster know when the toast is perfectly browned?
How does my toaster know when the toast is perfectly browned?
bigboab
05-08-2009, 07:48 AM
Because it can sense you are impatient
Why do animals walk backwards in the winter?
Why do animals walk backwards in the winter?
Stellar
05-08-2009, 09:44 AM
They think if they walk backwards they'll end up in summer eventually.
Why don't monkeys walk on their hands most of the time?
Why don't monkeys walk on their hands most of the time?
bigboab
05-08-2009, 12:21 PM
Their shoes are always at the cobblers
Why do shopping bags have handles?
Why do shopping bags have handles?
Stellar
05-09-2009, 05:35 AM
They're not really handles, they were originally meant for pepperoni sticks.
What is the point of revolving doors?
What is the point of revolving doors?
bigboab
05-09-2009, 11:04 AM
To help people who don't know whether they are coming or going
Why do escalators only go one way?
Why do escalators only go one way?
Stellar
05-09-2009, 10:20 PM
Because they're stubborn.
How come it sometimes rains when the sky is clear?
How come it sometimes rains when the sky is clear?
bigboab
05-10-2009, 01:24 PM
because it is all in your mind
Why do birds have beaks?
Why do birds have beaks?
Stellar
05-11-2009, 12:48 PM
So that when they fight with each other it hurts even more than it would without them. :(
Why are cats' claws so sharp?
Why are cats' claws so sharp?
bigboab
05-11-2009, 06:31 PM
because if they were blunt they would need to wear shoes.
Why are houses made of bricks and mortar?
Why are houses made of bricks and mortar?
VinX
05-12-2009, 05:09 PM
because water does exist
do u think that u think about thinking too much ?
do u think that u think about thinking too much ?
Stellar
05-13-2009, 02:32 AM
It takes too much thinking.
Why aren't all floors made soft?
Why aren't all floors made soft?
bigboab
05-13-2009, 06:48 AM
because they would fall through the bottom of the house.
Why are ladders tall or long?
Why are ladders tall or long?
n00bz0r
05-13-2009, 12:37 PM
coz they have got to be longer than your d1ck.
how was osama bin laden conceived?
how was osama bin laden conceived?
bigboab
05-13-2009, 02:10 PM
His father kept mountain goats
Why can't we walk on water unless it is frozen?
Why can't we walk on water unless it is frozen?
sez
05-17-2009, 02:28 AM
Pretend you have invisible duck feet
what's the speed of dark?
what's the speed of dark?
bigboab
05-17-2009, 06:14 AM
Time it takes between when it starts to fall until the moment it hits the ground.
Why haven't we named the smallest mountain in the world
Why haven't we named the smallest mountain in the world
Stellar
05-24-2009, 02:11 AM
It can't threaten us like the others.
Why don't humans have four arms?
Why don't humans have four arms?
bigboab
05-24-2009, 01:10 PM
because we already have forefathers.
Why cant an alligator drive a car?
Why cant an alligator drive a car?
ba786
06-05-2009, 01:24 AM
because his hands are short and he can't reach the wheels.
Why are we playing this game?
Why are we playing this game?
n00bz0r
06-05-2009, 02:03 AM
coz we have nothing better to do. (Honest) :P
Why did the backstreet boys sing? (i wasnt a fan..but my GF "was" :P)
Why did the backstreet boys sing? (i wasnt a fan..but my GF "was" :P)
bigboab
06-05-2009, 08:06 PM
Because they were not cool.
Why do you have to start climbing from the foot of a ladder?
Why do you have to start climbing from the foot of a ladder?
ba786
06-06-2009, 07:13 AM
coz we have nothing better to do. (Honest) :P
Why did the backstreet boys sing? (i wasnt a fan..but my GF "was" :P)
the best answer and question yet:D
because the sky is high!
why is the sky blue?
Why did the backstreet boys sing? (i wasnt a fan..but my GF "was" :P)
the best answer and question yet:D
because the sky is high!
why is the sky blue?
bigboab
06-06-2009, 08:40 AM
Because if it was black we would bump into each other.
Why is it called a spinning top and not a spinning bottom?
Why is it called a spinning top and not a spinning bottom?
Seriost
06-09-2009, 01:44 PM
Because thinking makes you dizzy, just like spinning.
Why do people in child movies repeatedly light the fireplace on the christmas day when Santa wants to visit? (No offence... Disney
Why do people in child movies repeatedly light the fireplace on the christmas day when Santa wants to visit? (No offence... Disney
n00bz0r
06-10-2009, 02:16 AM
Cause they wanna see how committed, Santa really is, when it comes to giving gifts.
Why do we have to ask a stupid question to get a stupid answer?
Why do we have to ask a stupid question to get a stupid answer?
bigboab
06-10-2009, 05:27 PM
Because if you asked sensible questions noone would no the answer.
Why is the moon made of cheese?
Why is the moon made of cheese?
n00bz0r
06-12-2009, 02:42 AM
There was milk all over the surface, and it had a trait of flowing off the edges.So, neil armstrong turned it into cheese.
Why do people pay for porn?
Why do people pay for porn?
bigboab
06-12-2009, 06:42 AM
They have no wife to spend their money
Why have dogs got four paws and not forefathers)
Why have dogs got four paws and not forefathers)
Qlix
06-27-2009, 10:02 PM
Because they're made that way. Tough truth.
Why am I too lazy to go to the toilet and take a leak? =o
Why am I too lazy to go to the toilet and take a leak? =o
zetah
06-27-2009, 10:41 PM
There's a monster waiting there
Why is my keyboard so hot ?
Why is my keyboard so hot ?
n00bz0r
06-28-2009, 08:43 AM
coz you have been fondling it for too long.
why do we play games on aboard meant for discussing file sharing?
why do we play games on aboard meant for discussing file sharing?
bigboab
06-28-2009, 07:19 PM
because the ocean is controlled by tides
why doesn't a cat have ten lives?
why doesn't a cat have ten lives?
n00bz0r
06-29-2009, 11:39 AM
coz humans outnumber them.
Tiger or liger?
Tiger or liger?
OTO
06-29-2009, 02:27 PM
Ltiger
Can you beat Chuck Norris?
Can you beat Chuck Norris?
bigboab
06-30-2009, 06:09 PM
I can beat an egg, at a push.
Why have combs got teeth and can't bite?
Why have combs got teeth and can't bite?
n00bz0r
07-02-2009, 02:23 AM
they have been successfully domesticated
why are they different: rat and mouse?
why are they different: rat and mouse?
bigboab
07-02-2009, 07:40 PM
because a zebra has stripes
Why do people stand in queues?
Why do people stand in queues?
zetah
07-02-2009, 07:48 PM
order them in columens if you can
why is and egg oval ?
why is and egg oval ?
bigboab
07-02-2009, 07:51 PM
Because if it was square there would be a lot of sore hens
Why is the sun not cold?
Why is the sun not cold?
VinX
07-04-2009, 01:29 PM
because its not too hot than other tiny stars
Why is google most used search engine ?
Why is google most used search engine ?
bigboab
07-04-2009, 06:59 PM
because people can' spell Yahoo
Why is a circle unbroken?
Why is a circle unbroken?
VinX
07-06-2009, 07:59 AM
Because it has a lot of corners
Why is Yahoo Unspellable ?
Why is Yahoo Unspellable ?
bigboab
07-07-2009, 07:30 AM
Because you have to post all the letters in a letter box.
Why do weightlifters lift weights when shoplifters don't lift shops?
Why do weightlifters lift weights when shoplifters don't lift shops?
MrSen
07-07-2009, 07:48 PM
Because if shoplifters lift their stuff ... there will be trouble lol!
Why do cats lick themselves so much :) ?
Why do cats lick themselves so much :) ?
vegasx
07-08-2009, 04:49 AM
Because they are tasty.
Why is Hip-Pop the current most popular music genre?
Why is Hip-Pop the current most popular music genre?
MrSen
07-08-2009, 05:05 AM
Because its new ! :D
Why do cats chase mouse?
Why do cats chase mouse?
vegasx
07-08-2009, 05:31 AM
Because they have stolen something from them.
Why is everyone so sad at a funeral?
Why is everyone so sad at a funeral?
bigboab
07-08-2009, 07:42 AM
because they have forgotten to go to the movies
Why do dogs bark instead of meowing?
Why do dogs bark instead of meowing?
vegasx
07-08-2009, 01:42 PM
They bark because it's the best way of communication.
Why do chicken don't have teeth?
Why do chicken don't have teeth?
MrSen
07-08-2009, 03:04 PM
Because they ate lots of candies ... :P
Why do plants need water ? O_O
Why do plants need water ? O_O
bigboab
07-08-2009, 05:53 PM
because they are too young and not allowed alcohol
Why can't we swim in boiling water?
Why can't we swim in boiling water?
MrSen
07-08-2009, 06:41 PM
Because we are too chicken to do so :P ...
Why is there religion?
Why is there religion?
vegasx
07-08-2009, 08:51 PM
Just something to ocupy our Sundays.
Why is the Bible the most sold book ever?
Why is the Bible the most sold book ever?
bigboab
07-08-2009, 09:55 PM
Because there is no snow in Nigeria
why are tall folk not short?
why are tall folk not short?
vegasx
07-08-2009, 10:43 PM
Because short folk are not tall
Why everyone keeps spamming on this section?
Why everyone keeps spamming on this section?
MrSen
07-09-2009, 02:28 PM
Because theres nothing else to do... :P
Why did you/he ask that question?
Why did you/he ask that question?
vegasx
07-09-2009, 04:01 PM
Because I don't know why I'm spamming :P
Why do spammers spam?
Why do spammers spam?
MrSen
07-09-2009, 04:08 PM
Because its their talent ! :D
Why is 666 bad?
Why is 666 bad?
vegasx
07-09-2009, 04:11 PM
Because if three numbers are together then something's evil is about to ocurre.
Why if ask a stupid question I don't get an inteligent answer?
Why if ask a stupid question I don't get an inteligent answer?
MrSen
07-09-2009, 04:14 PM
Because the thread is called ´Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer ´ :P
Why is his / your name Vegasx ?
Why is his / your name Vegasx ?
vegasx
07-09-2009, 04:18 PM
my nickname is actually VeGaS (see signature), added a "x" because it was taken
Why is your nickname MrSen?
Why is your nickname MrSen?
MrSen
07-09-2009, 04:20 PM
Because my nickname is Sen ><" ?!?
Why are you in this forum xD ?
Why are you in this forum xD ?
vegasx
07-09-2009, 04:22 PM
Because the world is about to end.
Why is everyone so happy at their birthday?
Why is everyone so happy at their birthday?
MrSen
07-09-2009, 04:27 PM
Because its overrated :P
Why is everyone sad on a burial?
Why is everyone sad on a burial?
vegasx
07-09-2009, 04:28 PM
Because the person who's gonna be buried owed them money
Why is overrated not underrated?
Why is overrated not underrated?
MrSen
07-09-2009, 04:31 PM
Because overrated is overrated and underrated is underrated ... :P
Why compare the two?
Why compare the two?
vegasx
07-09-2009, 04:33 PM
Because it was random stupidity :P
Why don't random things have a 100% chance?
Why don't random things have a 100% chance?
MrSen
07-09-2009, 04:39 PM
Because theyre RaNdOm ?
Why do we eat?
Why do we eat?
vegasx
07-09-2009, 04:41 PM
To keep their mouths busy.
Why do women line up to date me? :P :01:
Why do women line up to date me? :P :01:
bigboab
07-09-2009, 07:03 PM
Because she knows she is the only one, well her and the guide dog:whistling
Why do fish get caught in nets?
Why do fish get caught in nets?
vegasx
07-09-2009, 07:38 PM
Because she knows she is the only one, well her and the guide dog:whistling
Oh no you didn't :P:lol:
Because they think the nets are hammocks to sleep on
Why does everyone like the internet?
Oh no you didn't :P:lol:
Because they think the nets are hammocks to sleep on
Why does everyone like the internet?
bigboab
07-09-2009, 09:00 PM
because everyone is not old
why are old people a good age?
why are old people a good age?
vegasx
07-09-2009, 11:38 PM
Because meds make it so.
Why is Viagra blue?
Why is Viagra blue?
bigboab
07-10-2009, 07:36 PM
To match the colour of the user
Why do boats float?
Why do boats float?
vegasx
07-10-2009, 07:38 PM
Because they're afraid of going underwater
Why are plants considered alive?
Why are plants considered alive?
bigboab
07-10-2009, 07:55 PM
because weed killere kills them
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do fools fall in love?
vegasx
07-10-2009, 09:50 PM
Because intelligent people usually are virgins... :P
Why did the act of sleeping got mixed together with making love?
Why did the act of sleeping got mixed together with making love?
bigboab
07-11-2009, 07:12 AM
because most people just dream about it:whistling
Why are trees bigger than ants?
Why are trees bigger than ants?
vegasx
07-11-2009, 08:28 PM
Because trees feed off ants to grow bigger.
Why is everyone obsessed with celebritity babies?
Why is everyone obsessed with celebritity babies?
angelocoupet
07-12-2009, 01:02 AM
future loosers loool
what woould you do to be rich ?
what woould you do to be rich ?
vegasx
07-12-2009, 04:23 PM
Control War. I will not go in detail but the best way to become the richest person in the world is by this way... too bad it's the most dangerous.
Why does everyone want peace?
Why does everyone want peace?
bigboab
07-12-2009, 09:19 PM
because they are willing to fight for it
Why do people have to fight?
Why do people have to fight?
vegasx
07-12-2009, 09:40 PM
To achieve peace.
Why aren't we born already knowing it all?
Why aren't we born already knowing it all?
bigboab
07-13-2009, 07:05 AM
I thought we were:cry:
Why can't effelants jump?
Why can't effelants jump?
turin
07-13-2009, 09:49 PM
because it would look immensely stupid.
Why are water wet?
Why are water wet?
bigboab
07-14-2009, 11:17 AM
so it can put out fires
Why do monkeys pick there noses?
Why do monkeys pick there noses?
vegasx
07-14-2009, 09:49 PM
To look cool
Why monkeys love bananas?
Why monkeys love bananas?
bigboab
07-15-2009, 08:47 PM
because there are no ice cream vans ib the jungle
Why does man not walk on his hands?
Why does man not walk on his hands?
Alien5
07-15-2009, 09:09 PM
dogshit.
Who Are You?
Who Are You?
turin
07-15-2009, 09:11 PM
because man is polite and wont step on his hands
what is sex?
what is sex?
vegasx
07-16-2009, 02:24 AM
it's Paris Hilton road to fame and money.
Why are topless women topless?
Why are topless women topless?
zetah
07-16-2009, 04:48 AM
no money i think
why can't i make my 80 Gb drive 1TB ?
why can't i make my 80 Gb drive 1TB ?
bigboab
07-16-2009, 06:35 PM
because TB is the wrong type of virus for a computer
why am I slowly going crazy?
why am I slowly going crazy?
turin
07-17-2009, 07:49 PM
lack of brain-cells
what's up with the world?
what's up with the world?
Amber
07-17-2009, 08:34 PM
just spinning
why am i asking this?
why am i asking this?
bigboab
07-17-2009, 09:25 PM
because you have failed your exams
How do I know this?
How do I know this?
turin
07-18-2009, 07:04 PM
because of your ancient wisdom
why is a banana yellow?
why is a banana yellow?
bigboab
07-19-2009, 07:24 AM
becau8se all the green ones have been sold
why is is a boxing ring square?
why is is a boxing ring square?
turin
07-25-2009, 09:13 AM
Because it needs corners
why do fish swim?
why do fish swim?
bigboab
07-25-2009, 08:26 PM
because they can't walk on water.
why do balloons burst?
why do balloons burst?
n00bz0r
07-26-2009, 01:58 AM
coz booies don't.
did ya miss me?
did ya miss me?
LubTheStaringCat
07-26-2009, 02:21 AM
Na no really.
If you took a shower, and It came off In your hand?
If you took a shower, and It came off In your hand?
bigboab
07-27-2009, 06:30 AM
Call a plumber:whistling
Why do people walk upright?
Why do people walk upright?
turin
07-27-2009, 07:20 PM
because rolling would looks downright silly
when will you call your mother?
when will you call your mother?
bigboab
07-27-2009, 08:20 PM
as soon as I master time travel
Why do we have to eat?
Why do we have to eat?
turin
07-27-2009, 09:05 PM
Because we have to look tasty in the eyes of predators
Why is the music I'm listing to right now so crappy ?
Why is the music I'm listing to right now so crappy ?
bigboab
07-28-2009, 09:44 PM
you have your earphone on upside down
why are we not all the same height?
why are we not all the same height?
Rart
08-07-2009, 08:53 PM
Because some were stretched at birth.
Why are word games so entertaining?
Why are word games so entertaining?
Alien5
08-07-2009, 10:16 PM
Because she word entertaining so
how do shelves stay up?
how do shelves stay up?
bigboab
08-07-2009, 10:30 PM
Because if they fell down they would just be lumps of wood.
Why am I not in bed?
Why am I not in bed?
Alien5
08-07-2009, 10:46 PM
Because peopurn make sleep a lot. :p
what food came first, the chicken or the egg?
what food came first, the chicken or the egg?
KushBlow
08-08-2009, 03:13 AM
The egg because the female chicken kicked a male in the nuts.
What is the square root of 12?
What is the square root of 12?
2slick4u
08-08-2009, 03:50 AM
spell BOB backwords
Rart
08-08-2009, 05:49 AM
Seeing as slick didn't quite get it, I'll go off kush.
144.
Why is porn so appealing?
As a side note, Alien5's responses make my brain hurt.
144.
Why is porn so appealing?
As a side note, Alien5's responses make my brain hurt.
bigboab
08-08-2009, 08:01 AM
Seeing as slick didn't quite get it, I'll go off kush.
144.
Why is porn so appealing?
As a side note, Alien5's responses make my brain hurt.
Probably makes his own hurt too.:lol:
because an ape does not use a mobile phone
why do chickens cross the rhode?
144.
Why is porn so appealing?
As a side note, Alien5's responses make my brain hurt.
Probably makes his own hurt too.:lol:
because an ape does not use a mobile phone
why do chickens cross the rhode?
Rart
08-10-2009, 02:49 AM
To get to the island?
Where do you live?
Where do you live?
bigboab
08-10-2009, 08:00 AM
under a cloud
why can a piece of string be almost any length?
why can a piece of string be almost any length?
guitarhero
08-10-2009, 10:45 PM
because it can be played on a guitar.
Why are you so smart ?
Why are you so smart ?
tantra69
08-12-2009, 02:52 PM
you must have me mistaken for someone else
another biscuit anyone?
another biscuit anyone?
Rart
08-13-2009, 01:16 AM
No, I need to gain some weight
How do I connect to the internet?
How do I connect to the internet?
bigboab
08-13-2009, 07:17 PM
Go home and buy a DVD player.
Where is the shortest river in the world.
Where is the shortest river in the world.
Rart
08-13-2009, 07:39 PM
In your back yard.
How do I become awesome?
How do I become awesome?
bigboab
08-15-2009, 04:59 AM
start of by being awful(your getting there:))
why do cars always drive forwards on motorways?
why do cars always drive forwards on motorways?
KushBlow
08-15-2009, 06:16 AM
Because most drivers aren't Asian.
Why is this smiley so conspicuous:shifty:?
Why is this smiley so conspicuous:shifty:?
bigboab
08-16-2009, 09:16 PM
because it has nothing to hide.:wacko:
Why do cowboys like/prefer chaps?
Why do cowboys like/prefer chaps?
Rart
08-17-2009, 03:38 PM
Cause they can eat them.
Why am I yawning?
Why am I yawning?
bigboab
08-17-2009, 07:05 PM
Because of the economical depression.
Why is the moon made of cheese?
Why is the moon made of cheese?
mcp
08-18-2009, 04:54 AM
They tried making one of lead, but it fell down.
Why do we have timezones?
Why do we have timezones?
bigboab
08-19-2009, 05:50 AM
Because of the house three doors down from mine.
Why don't trees grow upside down?
Why don't trees grow upside down?
Rart
08-20-2009, 02:50 PM
Cause they'd barf.
Why can't we live without porn?
Why can't we live without porn?
bigboab
08-20-2009, 07:19 PM
because some squirrels have bushy tails
Why are short people not very tall?
Why are short people not very tall?
Rart
08-20-2009, 07:24 PM
Cause they grow too much, it'd stunt their growth.
Why do people read books?
Why do people read books?
bigboab
08-23-2009, 01:47 PM
because the grass grows quicker in the summer
Why do waterfalls no flow up the way?
Why do waterfalls no flow up the way?
senegal
08-23-2009, 07:16 PM
Cuz Amazon's spring isn't in Atlantic Ocean!
How many posts do I have in this thread?
How many posts do I have in this thread?
Rart
08-23-2009, 09:45 PM
About nickle by last count.
Why is it august?
Why is it august?
bigboab
08-24-2009, 03:43 AM
Because the Romans have gone back home.
Why is Australia an island and so far away?
Why is Australia an island and so far away?
Rart
08-24-2009, 04:02 AM
Because it used to be California.
Why are people fat?
Why are people fat?
bigboab
08-25-2009, 08:47 AM
Because tal people get all the air.
Why do cars travel forward?
Why do cars travel forward?
esco123
08-25-2009, 12:18 PM
becuase a car has a driver
why is the sky blue?
why is the sky blue?
Rart
08-25-2009, 01:43 PM
Because birds are in the sky.
Why do people fart?
Why do people fart?
bigboab
08-26-2009, 08:48 AM
because the grass is always greener on the other side of the hill.
Why can't shops give goods instead of charging for them?
Why can't shops give goods instead of charging for them?
Rart
08-26-2009, 10:52 PM
Cause then it'd be communism.
Why does bigboab's signature move?
Why does bigboab's signature move?
bigboab
08-27-2009, 06:19 PM
Because I took a laxative
Why do digital radios not show pictures?
Why do digital radios not show pictures?
Hologram
08-28-2009, 12:36 AM
They don't want to.
Why do people have 2 hands and not 6?
Why do people have 2 hands and not 6?
bigboab
08-28-2009, 09:38 PM
because lawnmowers can cut grass
why are children so young?
why are children so young?
Rart
08-30-2009, 12:18 AM
Because they asked for it.
Why do monitors display things?
Why do monitors display things?
bigboab
08-30-2009, 10:59 AM
because monkeys have thumbs
why do birds land feet first?
why do birds land feet first?
Rart
08-30-2009, 05:22 PM
Landing head first hurts...
Why is text black instead of other colors?
Why is text black instead of other colors?
swizZ8
08-30-2009, 11:59 PM
Because blue is for animals.
Why dont penguins eat chocolate?
Why dont penguins eat chocolate?
Rart
08-31-2009, 05:06 AM
Cause it looks like poop.
Why do people fight?
Why do people fight?
swizZ8
08-31-2009, 06:05 AM
Because someone's head looks prettier, so ppl think they should correct that.
Why do people use deodorants?
Why do people use deodorants?
bigboab
08-31-2009, 05:52 PM
because they would go out off date if they didn't
Why don't runner beans run?
Why don't runner beans run?
Rart
08-31-2009, 07:08 PM
Because they would get blisters
Why do shoes go on our feet?
Why do shoes go on our feet?
bigboab
09-01-2009, 08:35 PM
because white bears are found in the arctic
Why is the ground beneath us?
Why is the ground beneath us?
swizZ8
09-01-2009, 11:11 PM
Cause our brain couldnt handle thinking and sweating at the same time.
Why do we make sausages from pigs ?
Why do we make sausages from pigs ?
Rart
09-02-2009, 09:19 PM
Otherwise it would taste like candy.
Why do people procrastinate?
Why do people procrastinate?
bigboab
09-02-2009, 09:38 PM
Because they are frightened to go to the doctors for a cure
Why do they call it swine flu, why not efelant flu?
Why do they call it swine flu, why not efelant flu?
swizZ8
09-03-2009, 06:31 AM
Cause they want to protect efelants oO, pigs are already doomed.
Why do ppl cheat their wives ?
Why do ppl cheat their wives ?
Rart
09-03-2009, 08:06 PM
Cause they have ugly toes.
What is a square?
What is a square?
bigboab
09-03-2009, 09:31 PM
a circle without bends
Why do cats not have two heads?
Why do cats not have two heads?
swizZ8
09-04-2009, 06:18 AM
Cause they wont get smarter.
Why do dogs fart ?
Why do dogs fart ?
bigboab
09-04-2009, 08:15 AM
because if they didn't they would rise in the air like an inflatable balloon
why are swans bigger than the rest of pond life
why are swans bigger than the rest of pond life
swizZ8
09-05-2009, 08:18 AM
Cause they are fuc*ing carnivores.
Why do ppl drink CocaCola instead of fresh fruit juice?
Why do ppl drink CocaCola instead of fresh fruit juice?
tantra69
09-06-2009, 07:18 PM
Because coke doesnt turn into acid when your doing coke.
why didn't I make a hit single?
why didn't I make a hit single?
Alien5
09-06-2009, 07:25 PM
because your ears come tone deaf.
why does that group gotta hundred year record deal?
why does that group gotta hundred year record deal?
bigboab
09-06-2009, 09:47 PM
because they don't make their first record until 2109
did oasis make desert island discs?
did oasis make desert island discs?
topicaltapioca
09-08-2009, 11:27 AM
They only make water.
Why is eating paint bad for you?
Why is eating paint bad for you?
bigboab
09-08-2009, 01:00 PM
because you could be overcome with emulsion:cry:
Why do we always have to start at the bottom?
Why do we always have to start at the bottom?
Rart
09-08-2009, 06:01 PM
Because if you started at the top you'd fall down.
Why do we have hair?
Why do we have hair?
swizZ8
09-09-2009, 06:00 AM
Cause other ppl cannot see how stupid we are.
Why we sleep at night ?
Why we sleep at night ?
Rart
09-09-2009, 06:39 PM
To get lemonade.
Why do books have covers?
Why do books have covers?
Alien5
09-09-2009, 07:00 PM
jizz
what business chinese people have long time?
what business chinese people have long time?
bigboab
09-09-2009, 09:18 PM
its all to do with palm trees
Why is the internet not owned?
Why is the internet not owned?
Rart
09-09-2009, 11:41 PM
Because the basketball would inflate.
Why do we have leaders?
Why do we have leaders?
swizZ8
09-10-2009, 08:20 AM
Cause we like to eat pasta afternoon.
What is desk?
What is desk?
bigboab
09-10-2009, 06:45 PM
it is the thing that opens jars
what goes up?
what goes up?
Rart
09-12-2009, 01:17 PM
Upchuck.
What goes down?
What goes down?
bigboab
09-13-2009, 05:44 PM
wages:(
Why has a cat got nine lives?
Why has a cat got nine lives?
swizZ8
09-13-2009, 06:00 PM
Cause she is a bitch.
How do ppl become happy?
How do ppl become happy?
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