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Bone.W.Machine
03-22-2009, 11:13 AM
I just stole a park bench ...

The bench is great, it has got some nice complexive details in iron. I've been scouting the bench for several weeks on the way back home from work and now I have finally found enough courage to take the shit with me home. I carried it as gently as I could up the stairs into my apartment, and out on the balcony! Damn, it fits really perfectly.
Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.

So, what have you fellow filesharingtalkers stolen? :P

I love my bench!

Something Else
03-22-2009, 11:22 AM
Me and my mates stole a park bench, took it across the park, up a tree, right to the top and roped it in place.

It was an orsum place for an afternoon nap. :happy:

Squeamous
03-23-2009, 07:09 AM
Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.


Brilliant. I really want to break into your house and steal your stereo, so I'll take that as permission.

Fucking idiot.

pone44
03-23-2009, 07:37 AM
What did you guys do up there? :naughty: :P


Me and my mates stole a park bench, took it across the park, up a tree, right to the top and roped it in place.

It was an orsum place for an afternoon nap. :happy:

hoodeh
03-23-2009, 07:38 AM
:lol:
I bet you didn't see that one coming

hoodeh
03-23-2009, 07:39 AM
Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.


Brilliant. I really want to break into your house and steal your stereo, so I'll take that as permission.

Fucking idiot.

:lol:
I bet you didn't see that one coming

Squeamous
03-23-2009, 07:46 AM
I've changed my mind. I broke in, but all I found was a Sanyo walkman and a nose trimmer. Everything else was worthless :(

Bone.W.Machine
03-23-2009, 07:46 AM
Normally I never steal, but I really wanted to have it.


Brilliant. I really want to break into your house and steal your stereo, so I'll take that as permission.

Fucking idiot.You take that as a permission? Doesn't make any sense to me, but then again, you're a brit. :naughty:
I don't have a stereo by the way.:pimp:

Artemis
03-23-2009, 10:04 AM
Actually I altered the location of a parking meter once........
Someone with advanced driving skills had mounted the kerb and hit the meter, breaking the concrete loose around the base. We conveniently turned up in a small van, and on discovering it's less than secure anchoring put it in the back of the van.
It ended up rolling around in the back of the van for awhile so after a couple of weeks we put it proudly on front lawn of the local paper. There was this photo of the police crime prevention manager for the region inserting a 50c piece into a parking meter in the middle of this huge lawn on the front page of the paper.With the photo was a lovely and indepth exposition on the rising tide of vandalism.
Your only young once............

Barbarossa
03-23-2009, 10:37 AM
I stole some curtain rings and a rubber washer once :dabs:

Something Else
03-23-2009, 01:35 PM
I stole a ticket inspector's briefcase in Germany once. The cunt gave me a fine. What was I supposed to do. Pay it?

lamuller
03-23-2009, 04:37 PM
What si this the thiefs section?
Such proud people, the Queen must be proud.
I wonder if any of you met the big guy in prison, ater froping the soap?

Squeamous
03-23-2009, 04:52 PM
But before learning to spell.......

Something Else
03-23-2009, 05:18 PM
Didn't a tramp break in to Buckingham Palace once and shag the Queen.?

If he did, we wouldn't know about it, Shirley.

Barbarossa
03-23-2009, 05:23 PM
No, it was just Prince Phillip again, he'd forgotten to have a shave :pinch:

Something Else
03-23-2009, 06:55 PM
:somekindofdrumsmilie:

Spider_dude
03-23-2009, 09:13 PM
i'm always fropping the soap

Rat Faced
03-23-2009, 10:36 PM
What si this the thiefs section?
Such proud people, the Queen must be proud.
I wonder if any of you met the big guy in prison, ater froping the soap?

Why? She's German.. don't matter what the British get upto...

Rat Faced
03-23-2009, 10:37 PM
I've changed my mind. I broke in, but all I found was a Sanyo walkman and a nose trimmer. Everything else was worthless :(

Nose Trimmer musta been broken too, I think.

weenden
03-23-2009, 11:34 PM
you sona of bitch you stole parkbenchi well put em back now!

pone44
03-23-2009, 11:44 PM
:idunno:

Barbarossa
03-24-2009, 12:20 AM
LOL

:ermm:

Albo Da Kid
03-24-2009, 12:24 AM
:huh:

pridah
03-24-2009, 10:12 AM
not so cool imo....

Artemis
03-24-2009, 11:07 AM
What do they seriously think they are going to get as a ransom for benchi ? A schmoke n a pancake ? :blink: