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egyptianmafia
09-27-2003, 06:53 PM
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Susan, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ****** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions

Smooch
09-27-2003, 08:59 PM
:lol:

-=Cyrus=-
09-28-2003, 03:36 PM
lol :lol: :D

Meehowski
09-28-2003, 04:05 PM
:zorro:

Good one!!

Man..I LOVE it here!!

james_bond_rulez
09-28-2003, 04:08 PM
hey I once dropped a cat from a 26th story building and the little bugger didn't die!!!

guess he has 8 lives left now :lol:

Smooch
09-28-2003, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@28 September 2003 - 16:08
hey I once dropped a cat from a 26th story building and the little bugger didn't die!!!

guess he has 8 lives left now :lol:
You are joking, right?

james_bond_rulez
09-28-2003, 05:57 PM
mmm no i didn't :)

but the stupid little bugger did jump from my friend's apartment (26th floor) and landed safely on the street

as to his motives for jumping i have no fucking clue

I would neva harm animals eh? :D

Smooch
09-28-2003, 06:03 PM
Because cats are stupid :ph34r:

But I love 'em.

Infested Cats
09-28-2003, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Smooch@28 September 2003 - 14:03
Because cats are stupid
<_<

I beg to differ&#33; :P

Smooch
09-29-2003, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Infested Cats+28 September 2003 - 19:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Infested Cats @ 28 September 2003 - 19:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Smooch@28 September 2003 - 14:03
Because cats are stupid
<_<

I beg to differ&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
Apart from the infested ones, of course :blink: :P

imnotanaddict
10-01-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Smooch@28 September 2003 - 18:03
Because cats are stupid&nbsp; :ph34r:

But I love &#39;em.




Thats exactly what they want you to think.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/295280/ARYNI-Watch.jpg

james_bond_rulez
10-01-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by imnotanaddict+1 October 2003 - 14:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (imnotanaddict @ 1 October 2003 - 14:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Smooch@28 September 2003 - 18:03
Because cats are stupid :ph34r:

But I love &#39;em.




Thats exactly what they want you to think.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/295280/ARYNI-Watch.jpg [/b][/quote]
ROFLMAO

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

silverccrow
10-01-2003, 04:08 PM
Cats R cool &#33;
http://www.teezz.co.uk/images/cats/totally-cool-4976.jpg
:lol: :lol:

3rd gen noob
10-01-2003, 04:12 PM
furry parasites... :rolleyes:

ilw
10-01-2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@1 October 2003 - 17:12
furry parasites... :rolleyes:
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/lol.gif

silverccrow
10-01-2003, 04:34 PM
YES THEY ARE SO COOL &#33; ;)
http://www.yuckitup.com/drunkcat.jpg

Is_this_name_taken_already
10-03-2003, 04:01 AM
how can you like cats so much I hate those harry bringers of death

O yeah by the way I&#39;m allergic to em so I do almost die when I&#39;m around cats much

cpt_azad
10-03-2003, 05:23 AM
how can you like cats so much I hate those harry bringers of death

O yeah by the way I&#39;m allergic to em so I do almost die when I&#39;m around cats much

well everyone has an opinion. if u weren&#39;t allergic to them, i think u would like them a lot. i have kitten, it&#39;s so adorable. it actually hugs me when i get home from school :o . but, dogs are cool too. one sad story:

my kitten scared a 80 pound german shepard once. the dog ran like hell when my cat got up on his tippy toes and started screeching. hi-larious :lol: