View Full Version : New Pet

10-02-2003, 03:31 AM
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
so he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for it and decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from
his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
asked him again, "How about going to the bar and
having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting
his face up against the centipede's house,
shouting,......."Hey, in there!
Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

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A little voice came out of the box:

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes." :D

10-02-2003, 03:51 AM
Lmfao, thats so pathetic its funny.

10-02-2003, 06:46 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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10-03-2003, 05:38 AM
:lol: :lol: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :flowers: :phone: :sorcerer: :w00t: :zorro: :x :phone: :rolleyes: :o :huh: funny in a weird i'm never gonna have sex way.