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JayLoCoDee
10-04-2003, 01:25 AM
how do you make holy water?

Boil the Hell out of it! :lol:

ashutosh_cool16
10-04-2003, 09:58 AM
stfu newbie :angry:

abigspidermonkey
10-06-2003, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by JayLoCoDee@4 October 2003 - 01:25
how do you make holy water?

Boil the Hell out of it! :lol:
Shut noobs.....Both of you! :angry: :angry: :angry:

TheDave
10-06-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by ashutosh_cool16@4 October 2003 - 09:58
stfu newbie :angry:
are you serious?

mondaeo
10-06-2003, 07:09 PM
well i think its funny to be quite honest... i dont see what youre getting angry about. its a funny joke and im catholic and i think its great.
nice one JayLoCoDee

:D :lol: :D

abigspidermonkey
10-06-2003, 07:14 PM
Buddy if your Catholic you shouldnt think its funny at all!!! :angry:

mondaeo
10-06-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by abigspidermonkey@6 October 2003 - 20:14
Buddy if your Catholic you shouldnt think its funny at all!!! :angry:
why shouldnt i? just cos its waterfrom my religeon doesnt mean i cant think its funny. i thought the princess diana jokes were funny and she was princess of my royal family... im twisted!

TheDave
10-06-2003, 07:31 PM
haha. bunch of crazy people :blink:

Evil Gemini
10-07-2003, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by JayLoCoDee@4 October 2003 - 02:25
how do you make holy water?

Boil the Hell out of it! :lol:
lol thats funny :lol:

Keikan
10-07-2003, 03:51 AM
I don't see it offensive, "Boiling the hell out of it", that means it's puryfying the water

ashutosh_cool16
10-07-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by abigspidermonkey+6 October 2003 - 18:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (abigspidermonkey @ 6 October 2003 - 18:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JayLoCoDee@4 October 2003 - 01:25
how do you make holy water?

Boil the Hell out of it&#33; :lol:
Shut noobs.....Both of you&#33; :angry: :angry: :angry: [/b][/quote]
STFU

notorious_k
10-07-2003, 03:12 PM
come on fellas even god has a sense of humor
look at the platypus

http://www.animaltrial.com/puzzleanimalpictures/platypus1b.jpeg

Stupid ass looking creature :lol: :lol: :lol:

mondaeo
10-07-2003, 04:39 PM
omg that comment was so innapropriate... but oh so funny... i mean come on, whos ever heard of a platypus :P

leonidas
10-07-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by JayLoCoDee@4 October 2003 - 02:25
how do you make holy water?

Boil the Hell out of it&#33; :lol:
Kill him :ph34r:
This guy deserves to die for his so unfunny joke :o

Illuminati
10-07-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by notorious_k@7 October 2003 - 16:12
come on fellas even god has a sense of humor
look at the platypus

http://www.animaltrial.com/puzzleanimalpictures/platypus1b.jpeg
And today&#39;s "Most Effective Quote from Dogma" goes to notorious_k B)

As for the rest - Why are you taking this so seriously? I hadn&#39;t heard of it before - And thought it was okay, once I understood it :)
If the heat&#39;s based on religious views, take it to the World Events board and leave it there <_<

leonidas
10-07-2003, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by leonidas+7 October 2003 - 19:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leonidas @ 7 October 2003 - 19:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JayLoCoDee@4 October 2003 - 02:25
how do you make holy water?

Boil the Hell out of it&#33; :lol:
Kill him :ph34r:
This guy deserves to die for his so unfunny joke :o [/b][/quote]
I precise that I&#39;m not a believer of any religion.

Marius24
10-07-2003, 07:49 PM
OMG all of u get a life... someone is new to the forum and wants to tell a JOKE in this forum and u guys flame him WTF IS WRONG WITH U&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:


give this guy a break

Triadcool
10-07-2003, 08:32 PM
OMG

mondaeo
10-07-2003, 09:04 PM
:blink: i thought it was funny. and anyway this is a funny stuff forum... FUNNY stuff... like jokes and stuff, a jokes not funny anymore if u kill it like u guys&#33;

TwisT
10-10-2003, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by ashutosh_cool16@4 October 2003 - 09:58
stfu newbie :angry:
do i have to tell u to shut the fuck up again?

Keikan
10-10-2003, 07:13 AM
*cough* *cough*

I.am
10-10-2003, 08:53 AM
What is happening to this forum? Or rather I should say all the new one&#39;s coming here&#33; A simple joke transforms into a falming war&#33; Nevertheless calling each other noobs doesnt say that you are any better or experienced one.
Go get a life, and dont turn up in the funny section. Clear up your mental views in the serious section of the board. And only then participate here. Feel the heat&#33;

On a lighter note:
that was funny&#33; :rolleyes: :lol: <_<

ashutosh_cool16
10-11-2003, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by TwisT+10 October 2003 - 04:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TwisT @ 10 October 2003 - 04:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ashutosh_cool16@4 October 2003 - 09:58
stfu newbie&nbsp; :angry:
do i have to tell u to shut the fuck up again?

[/b][/quote]
:swear: :beerchug: :swear:

YoRu
10-12-2003, 10:13 PM
If someone makes a joke about French, the French complain...
If someone makes a joke about Aborigines, the Aborigines complain....
If someone makes a joke about the church, u damn catholics complain....

Infact: About every joke someone gonna complain here, so i got a massage to u all:

FUCK UP &#33; its just a damn joke.... and the damn church deserves it to be maken jokes about &#33;&#33;&#33;

Jokes are not ment seriously in general, so the next asshole who is pissed of by a joke is getting on my "Hate-List"......

locoweed
10-12-2003, 10:31 PM
How do you get a nun pregnant ?




Dress her up like an alterboy .

leonidas
10-13-2003, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by YoRu@12 October 2003 - 23:13
If someone makes a joke about French, the French complain...
If someone makes a joke about Aborigines, the Aborigines complain....
If someone makes a joke about the church, u damn catholics complain....

Infact: About every joke someone gonna complain here, so i got a massage to u all:

FUCK UP &#33; its just a damn joke.... and the damn church deserves it to be maken jokes about &#33;&#33;&#33;

Jokes are not ment seriously in general, so the next asshole who is pissed of by a joke is getting on my "Hate-List"......
THAT&#39;S WRONG. I NEVER COMPLAIN WHEN JOKES ABOUT FRENCH ARE MADE


C&#39;MON I&#39;M WAITING.......

YoRu
10-13-2003, 04:01 PM
OK it was just an example, dude&#33;

I NOT MENT U OR JUST ANY OTHER FRENCH PERSON, im just annoyed, that everybody here spoil the jokes by getting freaky about a damn minority which was pissed on in the joke

Aborigines Jokes / Jews Jokes / French Jokes / German Jokes / Redneck Jokes / Blond Jokes... whats the point i like them ALL &#33; :D


A joke i liked:

There was a man and woman traveling along in their car. The man was driving when a police officer pulls them over. The officer walks up to the window and says "Did you know you were speeding back there."

The lady (who is almost deaf) said to her husband "What did he say, what did he say?"
The man turns to his wife and said "He said I was speeding." The officer then said "Where are you from?"
The man replied "Chicago"
The wife then says "What did he say, what did he say?"
The man turns to his wife and said, "He wanted to know where we came from."
The officer then said "Shit, you know, I had my worst fuck ever in Chicago."
The lady then says "What did he say, what did he say?"
The man turns back and says "He says he thinks he knows you."
:)

P.S.: Posts from Policeofficers or deaf People who hated the joke will be ignored :D

Dark Side
10-13-2003, 04:50 PM
http://www.jpatworld.net/noobs/b/bigbaby1.jpg

YoRu
10-13-2003, 04:53 PM
muahahaah that picture justs said everything.....

mondaeo
10-16-2003, 05:54 PM
What is happening to this forum? Or rather I should say all the new one&#39;s coming here&#33; A simple joke transforms into a falming war&#33; Nevertheless calling each other noobs doesnt say that you are any better or experienced one.
Go get a life, and dont turn up in the funny section. Clear up your mental views in the serious section of the board. And only then participate here. Feel the heat&#33;

*claps*