guide me....

[Swepsycho]

can somebody write the guide.... how join good trackers.... what i must done to get there? :happy:

[f1driver]

http://www.pussytorrents.org/signup.php

Sign up and enjoy. :D

[The_Martinator]

You're a prime example of what not to do. :P

The best advice is to be yourself. If you're not a nice person in RL, then may god have mercy on your soul (this one's for all the dreamers out there, lol).

[Swepsycho]

i am niec person in RL.... i go in partys and share beer with friends... also i help much :)
thanks the marti very good info... i only am myself :happy:

hehehehehehhe f1driver thanks i hav acc in pt already ;)

[n00bz0r]

in order to join nice trackers..do the following:
1) open the tracker reps list.
2) narrow down to the trackers which have most * stars.
3) PM the staff rep and explain the reason for your actions, and interest simultaneously.
4) offer them drinks.
5) seal the deal with a wet kiss!

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_194.jpg
or..
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/06/borat-plants-kiss-on-will-ferrell.jpg
or..
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee235/keytarwizard/funny-pictures-baboon-butt-heart-1.jpg

PS: be creative! ;)

[MaNiJaK]

Suck up to staff like you did with Serb.And be sure to mention them your fst profile and those super secret swe forums.

[susiserken]

learn english abit better might be a good idea :P

[IdolEyes787]

can somebody write the guide.... how join good trackers.... what i must done to get there? :happy:


How to Join Good Trackers :The essential guide

Have someone invite you.
Register during open signups

[Duckater]

I just turned right at the traffic lights then took next left to end of road and was a torrent supermarket on the right where I found all I needed :)

[ca_aok]

Step 1: Find some tracker that's so uber-1337 it'd be level 11 on the WTAW thread if people knew about it.
Step 2: Beg for invites while knowing nothing about the site.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT.

[Swepsycho]

Step 1: Find some tracker that's so uber-1337 it'd be level 11 on the WTAW thread if people knew about it.
Step 2: Beg for invites while knowing nothing about the site.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT.
fuck off wanker.... i tell u what.... how u ca_aok get ur tracker? u sign in 1337 invite forum and u talk boring.... u make friends... u boring friends invite u in 1337 tracker... now u think u are 1337 and u come here and speak shit.... fuck off wanker... ;)

[n00bz0r]

swepsycho.. u r one interesting creature. :yup:
keep up the good work.. u rly make FST stand out! no kidding :lol:

[Swepsycho]

are u racisting me n00b u call me createru? i can report... maybe u help me in ******? ;)

and we forget :yes:

[The_Martinator]

I iz 1337 too and you left me out. :cry:

[n00bz0r]

@swepsycho : lol.. sry if that hurt ur feelings. :yup:
i was merely remarking on your highly unusual skill of making interesting posts/comments and observations. You certainly have attributes of a super human being! :happy:

[KushBlow]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/first-i-lold.jpg

[Swepsycho]

@swepsycho : lol.. sry if that hurt ur feelings. :yup:
i was merely remarking on your highly unusual skill of making interesting posts/comments and observations. You certainly have attributes of a super human being! :happy:
its ok buddy :) i send friendrequest becos ur nice today :happy:

[KushBlow]

Step 1: Find some tracker that's so uber-1337 it'd be level 11 on the WTAW thread if people knew about it.
Step 2: Beg for invites while knowing nothing about the site.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT.
fuck off wanker.... i tell u what.... how u ca_aok get ur tracker? u sign in 1337 invite forum and u talk boring.... u make friends... u boring friends invite u in 1337 tracker... now u think u are 1337 and u come here and speak shit.... fuck off wanker... ;)

Actually tbh he speaks the truth here :lol: hate him for being straight-up, but it's the truth.

[ca_aok]

fuck off wanker.... i tell u what.... how u ca_aok get ur tracker? u sign in 1337 invite forum and u talk boring.... u make friends... u boring friends invite u in 1337 tracker... now u think u are 1337 and u come here and speak shit.... fuck off wanker... ;)
Aww I hurt his feelings!

As for your actual post (if you can call it that), I didn't get any "1337" trackers from an invite forum. As you said yourself, it's about making friends, and apparently you haven't made any :D

And if I feel like talking shit about your terrible posts here I'll continue to do so. Lol @ the constant requests, threats, and begging for info on "rare" sites. Most people are just feeding you fake crap because it's really funny to see your reaction (TTC thread was a prime example).

If you think after you magically pass some post count barrier here you're going to be given invites, think again.

[ovisan]

Swepsycho is takeMS? If not they must be twins

[pone44]

Lol. That dude never asked for guides though, he knew it all. lol
He was a bit more crazy too. this guy is not as funny, more annoying.



Swepsycho is takeMS? If not they must be twins

[IdolEyes787]

fuck off wanker.... i tell u what.... how u ca_aok get ur tracker? u sign in 1337 invite forum and u talk boring.... u make friends... u boring friends invite u in 1337 tracker... now u think u are 1337 and u come here and speak shit.... fuck off wanker... ;)
Aww I hurt his feelings!

As for your actual post (if you can call it that), I didn't get any "1337" trackers from an invite forum. As you said yourself, it's about making friends, and apparently you haven't made any :D

And if I feel like talking shit about your terrible posts here I'll continue to do so. Lol @ the constant requests, threats, and begging for info on "rare" sites. Most people are just feeding you fake crap because it's really funny to see your reaction (TTC thread was a prime example).

If you think after you magically pass some post count barrier here you're going to be given invites, think again.

He told you to fuck off (twice) and he still wasn't half as hurtful as you just were.
The difference between being vexatious by nature and vexatious by intent.....

[ovisan]

Lol. That dude never asked for guides though, he knew it all. lol
He was a bit more crazy too.

They have the same style:"fuck off", ":glag:" being an absolute prick. takeMS managed to get one of my friends global banned by giving a fake reputation point here calling him a trader. he got banned on bitmetv and went bananas on their irc. The gheezars went mad too and banned him everywhere. That's why I think we need to be careful with this kind of twats.

[NippleCake]

takeMS if you think ca_ok's friends are boring and they are in "1337" trackers then obviously those trackers are useless. Why dont you go have a wank and come back with a more relaxed open minded approach, trackers arent the most important things in life son..

[Cabalo]

@OP, you should learn the millenarian technique of butt-kissing, e-dick sucking and making "friends" with the sole purpose of later getting something from them, either by directly asking or via insinuation.
If you prefer the trading way, and if you speak/write arabic, then go to dvd4arab and trade your ass off there.

[Swepsycho]

Swepsycho is takeMS? If not they must be twinsam not takems... not twin too... :dry:

[Swepsycho]

Swepsycho is takeMS? If not they must be twins
am not takems... am not twin... who hell is takems? :dry:

[Swepsycho]

Swepsycho is takeMS? If not they must be twins
am not takems... am not twin... who hell is takems? :dry:

[Swepsycho]

Swepsycho is takeMS? If not they must be twins
am not takems... am not twin... who hell is takems? :dry:

[Swepsycho]

Swepsycho is takeMS? If not they must be twins
am not takems... am not twin... who hell is takems? :dry:

[Swepsycho]

am not takems.... not twin too... who in hell is takems? CHEER Cabalo :happy: i know ur right.... but ass fucking and dick kissing is for anti-trader... and lame people.... ROFLROLFORLFOLROFLFROL
i will take other way... ;)

LMAOLMAOLMAOM how i did this? i doublepost many time HAHAHAHAHHA :lol:

[IdolEyes787]

The norm is to delete dupe posts but in this case that would be like editing Shakespeare.

[n00bz0r]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
ROFLMAOROFLMAOROFLMAO
ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL
is that the latest and coolest shizz along wid multi-posting? :huh:
Swepsycho: are ya talking forum involvement to new heights..eh? :lol:

[Hombre]

what a thread. shame on the OP.

[Swepsycho]

use simpler english n00b......
why hombre? why shame? :dry:

[Benjamin]

You have down syndrome.

[IdolEyes787]

He always looks down.:unsure:

[kukushka]

by the way, i'd like to thank currrent moderators for keeping such threads alive, it's quite fun to read all this crap :)

[Duckater]

He always looks down.:unsure:

But dont all uber 1337 torrenters always look down ?

[ashford]

WHy join a tracker? Open one yourself and host it at ovh.

:lol:

[IdolEyes787]

by the way, i'd like to thank currrent moderators for keeping such threads alive, it's quite fun to read all this crap :)

You mean I can close threads?:pinch:

[ovisan]

WHy join a tracker? Open one yourself and host it at ovh.

:lol:

Is that meant to be funny? cause I just dont get it!

And about the thread. it simply doesnt have anything to do with BT anymore. We al just battering Swepsycho now. And the funny thing is that he doesnt understand what we're saying. I still think he is takeMS reborn from his own ashes stronger, faster, dumber and ready to post more shit.

[brento]

can somebody write the guide.... how join good trackers.... what i must done to get there? :happy:

First check to see if it's open signups
If not, find a friend with an invite

[n00bz0r]

WHy join a tracker? Open one yourself and host it at ovh.

:lol:

well you can always do that, but you will have to stay a lot more active on FST for the following purposes:
1) Getting people to signup. donate so that you can pay ur speech therapy bills.
2) since you are dumb enough to start a tracker of your own without even thinking for a sec, you must have missed THE most important point. Where the hell are you goin to get teh content from?
3) enable upload rights for everyone as a last attempt to revive an already doomed tracker. A few torrents will make it look like a tracker. (Or you can be happy about how active "the forums" are :P)
4) get a slice of staffer action by warning members who upload midget pr0n they grabbed off limewire.
5) getting kicks outta home made scene releases. (download aXXo off limewire and convert 'em into a rar file for complying wid scene rules.) YOu dun have a clue what 14.3MB is?


anyway, wish you good luck!


PS: this post was not intended to hurt people who wanna start new 0day trackers just for teh lulz. I rly respect ambitious people. :happy:

[Swepsycho]

WHy join a tracker? Open one yourself and host it at ovh.

:lol:
why ovh? i can host in my computer in home ;)

[danio]

isn't it pretty obvious that swepsycho is trolling this board and isn't serious? i mean come on.

[Swepsycho]

what u mean.... u said bad word with me? :dry:

[sear]

He always looks down.:unsure:

But dont all uber 1337 torrenters always look down ?

ba-dum-ch.



isn't it pretty obvious that swepsycho is trolling this board and isn't serious? i mean come on.

;)

[pone44]

is entertaining mostly himself. Is here to stir sh*t. Seems there is more to the story with this member, bet he is a dupe account for someone that members here would know.




isn't it pretty obvious that swepsycho is trolling this board and isn't serious? i mean come on.

[Intr4ns1t]

is entertaining mostly himself. Is here to stir sh*t. Seems there is more to the story with this member, bet he is a dupe account for someone that members here would know.




isn't it pretty obvious that swepsycho is trolling this board and isn't serious? i mean come on.


IdolEyes would never allow such a thing :O

[pone44]

Some tricky people out there and your right, Idol would not allow it.



IdolEyes would never allow such a thing :O

[IdolEyes787]

I agree the posts has been carried to such extremes that it test the limits of plausibility.
Oh well essentially harmless .Better idiots than cheats any day.

[Duckater]

I doubt he will ever have enough brain cells to cheat so yeah def count as an idiot :)

[Swepsycho]

I doubt he will ever have enough brain cells to cheat so yeah def count as an idiot :)i know more of this then u... :cool:

[NippleCake]

thats something you shouldnt be proud of you knob..

[Swepsycho]

duckater say am idiot...ok am idiot.. than duckater is superidiot? :O

[KushBlow]

duckater say am idiot...ok am idiot.. than duckater is superidiot? :O

....Wow! Nice segway.

[IdolEyes787]

segue



Segway

http://logardt.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ferrari-segway.jpg

[megabyteme]

Segway

http://logardt.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ferrari-segway.jpg

....Wow! Nice segway! :O

[KushBlow]

:fst:

[ghurka]

@Swepsycho did you know there is a lounge here where you can post anything you want and they are much friendlier than in the BT section. Give it a try ;)

[cinephilia]

the golden rule: don't disdain any means to achieve your aims

[Rart]

@Swepsycho did you know there is a lounge here where you can post anything you want and they are much friendlier than in the BT section. Give it a try ;)

YES. Jackpot. Try the lounge swepsycho, should provide you years of entertainment :).

[Swepsycho]

@Swepsycho did you know there is a lounge here where you can post anything you want and they are much friendlier than in the BT section. Give it a try ;)filesharingtalk FILESAHRING......FILESHARING......FILESHARING....am here talk FILESHARING....man u know what site we is in? :lol:

think... ;)

so i wanna speak in bittorent...becos i use this protokol :)

[Rikikii]

@Swepsycho did you know there is a lounge here where you can post anything you want and they are much friendlier than in the BT section. Give it a try ;)filesharingtalk FILESAHRING......FILESHARING......FILESHARING....am here talk FILESHARING....man u know what site we is in? :lol:

think... ;)

so i wanna speak in bittorent...becos i use this protokol :)

No, I don't know what site we is on. :unsure:

You remind me lolcats. :)