imnotanaddict
10-14-2003, 02:59 PM
Dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old
> lady, was nervous,
> so
> he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
> latex gloves.
> "Do you
> know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
> "No, I don't," she replied.
> "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with
> a big tank of
> latex,
> and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip
> in their hands,
> let
> them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
> boxes of the
> right
> size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried,"
> he thought.
>
> Five minutes later, during the procedure the little
> old lady burst
> out laughing.
> "What's so funny?" he asked.
> She answered, "I was just envisioning how condoms are
> made."
>
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Two men were in the doctor's office. Each of them is to get a vasectomy.
The nurse comes into the room and tells both men "Strip and put on these
gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done."
A few minutes later she returns and reaches into one man's gown and
proceeds to fondle and ultimately begins to masturbate him.
Shocked as he was, he asks, "Why are you doing that?"
To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to
have a clean procedure."
The man, not wanting to be a problem and enjoying it, allows her to
complete her task.
After she is through, she proceeds to the next man. She starts to fondle
him as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees and proceeds
to give him oral sex.
The first man, seeing this, quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get
masturbated and he gets a blow job?"
The nurse simply replies, "That, sir, is the difference between an HMO and
Blue Cross/Blue Shield!"
> lady, was nervous,
> so
> he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
> latex gloves.
> "Do you
> know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
> "No, I don't," she replied.
> "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with
> a big tank of
> latex,
> and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip
> in their hands,
> let
> them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
> boxes of the
> right
> size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried,"
> he thought.
>
> Five minutes later, during the procedure the little
> old lady burst
> out laughing.
> "What's so funny?" he asked.
> She answered, "I was just envisioning how condoms are
> made."
>
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Two men were in the doctor's office. Each of them is to get a vasectomy.
The nurse comes into the room and tells both men "Strip and put on these
gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done."
A few minutes later she returns and reaches into one man's gown and
proceeds to fondle and ultimately begins to masturbate him.
Shocked as he was, he asks, "Why are you doing that?"
To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to
have a clean procedure."
The man, not wanting to be a problem and enjoying it, allows her to
complete her task.
After she is through, she proceeds to the next man. She starts to fondle
him as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees and proceeds
to give him oral sex.
The first man, seeing this, quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get
masturbated and he gets a blow job?"
The nurse simply replies, "That, sir, is the difference between an HMO and
Blue Cross/Blue Shield!"