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leonidas
10-25-2003, 01:45 PM
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<_< .. do u think france will win?
3rd gen noob
10-25-2003, 02:08 PM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html
better to win at war than rugby, i'd say :-"
leonidas
10-25-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@25 October 2003 - 15:08
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html
better to win at war than rugby, i'd say :-"
This is past look at the present :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
3rd gen noob
10-25-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by leonidas@25 October 2003 - 14:14
This is past look at the present :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i didn't know the french were at war currently... :-"
leonidas
10-25-2003, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+25 October 2003 - 15:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 25 October 2003 - 15:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-leonidas@25 October 2003 - 14:14
This is past look at the present :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i didn't know the french were at war currently... :-" [/b][/quote]
Yes, they were in Cote d'Ivoire (western Africa) last year.
3rd gen noob
10-25-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by leonidas@25 October 2003 - 14:19
Yes, they were in Cote d'Ivoire (western Africa) last year.
last year is the past, look at the present... :-"
leonidas
10-25-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+25 October 2003 - 15:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 25 October 2003 - 15:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-leonidas@25 October 2003 - 14:19
Yes, they were in Cote d'Ivoire (western Africa) last year.
last year is the past, look at the present... :-" [/b][/quote]
Yeah but anyway I was just kidding. French forein policy sucks as much as any rich country. If "we" went to Cote D'Ivoire it was just in order to protect "our" economical control on this country.
3rd gen noob
10-25-2003, 02:29 PM
we could easily beat you at curling and caber tossing anyway... :-"
it has to be remembered Scotland is a relatively small country, in terms of both population and size
leonidas
10-25-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@25 October 2003 - 15:29
we could easily beat you at curling and caber tossing anyway... :-"
it has to be remembered Scotland is a relatively small country, in terms of both population and size
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_FuNgA_
10-26-2003, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@25 October 2003 - 14:08
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html
better to win at war than rugby, i'd say :-"
when it comes up with "Did you mean french military defeats" click on it for a brief history of all of France's military losses rofl its funny
leonidas
10-26-2003, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by _FuNgA_+26 October 2003 - 06:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (_FuNgA_ @ 26 October 2003 - 06:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@25 October 2003 - 14:08
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html
better to win at war than rugby, i'd say :-"
when it comes up with "Did you mean french military defeats" click on it for a brief history of all of France's military losses rofl its funny [/b][/quote]
You can say what you want. It won't change the damn score :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.v0id.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/Laugh%20Hard.gif http://www.v0id.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/Laugh%20Hard.gif
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_FuNgA_
10-27-2003, 06:28 AM
The Complete Military History of France
- Gallic Wars- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War
- Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
- World War II- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."
Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you."
I'm sorry I know this has nothing to do with the game but hey its funny. I quote this cos its funny
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
bye
leonidas
10-29-2003, 11:36 PM
This is absolutly not serious stuff. It s just some comic caricature.
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