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boxofslavery
11-06-2003, 07:08 AM
man says to woman "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Woman says to man "Why buy the pig when all I want is a little sausage?"

Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that's 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.
_FuNgA_
11-06-2003, 10:14 AM
:blink: dont get it
koaper
11-06-2003, 11:58 PM
:huh: how can you not understand the joke. sorry but the joke an't that funny.
Cheese
11-07-2003, 12:16 AM
I don't understand it either...

So if you don't buy a cow people give you free milk? What's that all about?
bub
11-07-2003, 01:54 AM
I liked it!
Wrongturn
11-07-2003, 03:23 AM
thats from the movie buying a cow you just copied it right dummy
I.am
11-07-2003, 03:40 AM
:lol: :lol:

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Acecool
11-07-2003, 06:24 AM
Shes says she doesnt want the entire man, but just his dick...

not the whole pig (not the whole man), only the small sausage (only the small dick)
infamousalbo101
11-07-2003, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by boxofslavery@6 November 2003 - 03:08


Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that&#39;s 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.
ummmmmmmmmmm ok



fuck you????
boxofslavery
11-07-2003, 07:06 AM
Thank you Acecool.
OK...let&#39;s get simple here:
"Why buy the cow" .... "why get married"
"when you can get the milk for free?"......."when I can just screw her and run?"

it&#39;s a common saying from the more modest past

Now apply it towards men and their "little sausage".....get it now?

yes, it&#39;s not groundbreakingly hilarious, but I thought it was cute.
according to a recent study, over 70% of women don&#39;t believe in marriage.....it just made me think of that. I didn&#39;t rip this off a movie Wrongturn. My stepmother told me the joke.
boxofslavery
11-07-2003, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by infamousalbo101+7 November 2003 - 07:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 @ 7 November 2003 - 07:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-boxofslavery@6 November 2003 - 03:08


Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that&#39;s 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.
ummmmmmmmmmm ok



fuck you???? [/b][/quote]
LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
I thought it would deter.
Never one to disappoint, are you?
Thanks, infamous.
AussieSheila
11-07-2003, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by boxofslavery@6 November 2003 - 17:08
man says to woman "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Woman says to man "Why buy the pig when all I want is a little sausage?"

Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that&#39;s 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.
;) Nup, can&#39;t flame you for that one, makes sense to me.

B)
_FuNgA_
11-07-2003, 10:52 AM
I ended up understanding it, not cos u all explained it to me as if I was an idot just cos I was a lil slow it took a little while to sink in ;)


now I get it

:)
titey
11-09-2003, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by boxofslavery@7 November 2003 - 02:06
over 70% of women don&#39;t believe in marriage
:huh: How can someone not "believe in marriage"?People get married all the time.... it&#39;s a fact. :blink:
AussieSheila
11-09-2003, 04:22 AM
;) Yes, and another fact is that people get divorced all the time. Thereby leading to quite a large percentage of people &#39;not believing in marriage&#39;. I don&#39;t think it&#39;s anything like 70% of women tho&#39;. :)

It&#39;s a piece of paper if you&#39;re not religious, it doesn&#39;t make you any more likely to stay together. Children will do that, but you don&#39;t have to be married to have children.

B)
titey
11-09-2003, 04:28 AM
:rolleyes: It&#39;s the wording I was referring to.... marriage exists, what&#39;s to "believe"?

What was meant was that 70% either don&#39;t want to get married or don&#39;t think that getting married has any true significance. ;)
AussieSheila
11-09-2003, 04:33 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, well I&#39;m one of &#39;em.

B)
_FuNgA_
11-09-2003, 05:43 AM
70% tho now thats a bit unbelievable
titey
11-09-2003, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@8 November 2003 - 23:33
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, well I&#39;m one of &#39;em.

B)
Ok.... glad that&#39;s settled then. :D
fkdup74
11-10-2003, 02:32 AM
good joke :lol:

bad stereotype :angry: 90% of people in here arent flamers.......
WE ALL ARE :lol: :lol: :lol:
boxofslavery
11-10-2003, 06:45 AM
LOL @ everyone&#39;s response to this mediocre joke.
Ya I don&#39;t believe the statistic either, but a recent study said....oh well, recent studies can say anything.
Personally, I&#39;m not religious, yet happily married to my first love. I can understand how some ppl might not wanna get married tho.
Great play on words....forgot your name and too lazy to look it up.
Now, let&#39;s totally get off topic. The beginning has already been sewn.
Green is good.